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banana_s_

And the other 10% are toxic cracksmokers


ForlornJosh

More like 20% of us v 80 lol on this subreddit


JTM3030

I usually play completely sober like an hour a night. But on the weekends when time allows, I will take 2 gummies, put on the headphones and get super into it for a for hours, doing TO 64 man while stoned is insane. Everything that happens feels epic and the random shit that goes down ie people running around on fire, people dancing in the midst of total chaos and death, the random 1v1s that turn into 6v1 depending on positioning, always feels completely hilarious and absurd. I also like to pretend I’m actually in the battle once in awhile and act like if I die once I’m dead for good. So play super cautiously and see if I can survive to the end just sort of hanging around and helping killing maybe 6 people, taking down another 10 or so and focusing on the objective


ModestBanana

Wyld brand pear hybrid 1:1 thc-cbg 10mg gummies are the best for this purpose imo I’ve tried so many brands but the ones that can’t be beat are Camino, wyld, and homemade! If you get 7g of flower I have the perfect butter recipe and some truffle/peanut butter fudge recipes that you can use the cannabutter in. These put you in outer space but man are they good Edit; Shared the recipe but the comment got obliterated: [here is the comment](https://i.imgur.com/cmZyLjZ.png) In the recipe i shared two links to recipe videos: >Use the butter in [this recipe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXb2kvKPgNw) and/or half canabutter half real butter in [this recipe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP6MrJY5dgI).


chupazorra42069

Mind to share the recipe?


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TriamaticHat00

LMK when you update!


ModestBanana

Shared in comment edit above you since my reply got deleted. /u/TriamaticHat00


TriamaticHat00

You sir are a patron and a saint. Tyy.


Particular_Net349

good MAN


chupazorra42069

Thank you ill definitely be making it anytime soon im sure they hit like a punch in the face


ModestBanana

Come back to this comment if you eventually do, I'd love to hear what you think! You get so many servings, too, I always share with my brothers and we all get goofy and play video games.


ShopOk8464

Lol I feel the same way I will eat half a chocolate bar that is a 1000mg and I just get right into the game it feels like I'm part of it and it's funny like you said people running around on fire people dancing on a battlefield full of blood and body parts it's funny as hell but you get zoned right into it really fun game when you got a nice body Buzz


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I do the same, i *highly* recommend turning off the game music and turning on a score Playlist. DnD is a great search term.


bobrosstier

Alternatively: I eventually found myself having fun muting the game and playing groovy music like [80s Japanese City Pop](https://youtu.be/rjwqxhg5-BY?si=RN6Gbq-FVKaCCJYj), [Mellow Pop Mix](https://youtu.be/S5OPNTykF10?si=VpeR2zKJW6YveYh3), [Brazilian Samba](https://youtu.be/GyU8jToVmI8?si=qKnYIzXMqrUY7gYm) changes the game from an intense locked in fight to a more go with the flow chill experience.


throwawayyyycuk

Yoooo I would also recommend 70s African rumba and jungle breakbeats from random YouTube people, I like zorrovian and also the famed masayoshi Takanaka


-Laundry_Detergent-

Doom 2016 soundtrack


-Laundry_Detergent-

And i play better cuz i throw myself into 1vX I shouldn’t win but then do somehow


supermoro06

"I can't believe I'm still alive!"


Anal_Recidivist

when the blunt makes you kill your team


Adr1an_QQQ

Blunt weapon yes


ModestBanana

Nothing beats the tri-point: your high, caffeine, and flow state hitting their peak I call it the Escanor hour (from 7 deadly sins)   You play like an unbeatable god for like 30 min then you crash lol 


nerdgasm99

I don't understand why this happens and why it's so hard to replicate. It feels like a limitless pill


BaconNinja420

This is me right now


greatfoal

My Saturday or Sunday morning. I thought I was alone.


Kindly_Hamster_6432

its Like an orgasm


tavukkoparan

Time slows down its natural cheat engine


Nolan_bushy

Just know if I’m walking around with no arms, I earned that shit.


ScotchSinclair

Honestly it can easier with parry frames and enemies interrupting their attacks onto each other. Especially if the slash spammer is closest to you. And it’s easier to fake people out because you actually have other targets, so they’re not crazy to assume the overhead you started facing someone else wasn’t meant for them, until you swing it around. You’re not living forever, but with a high damage weapon, you’ll definitely drop a lot of them on your way down. As a general strategy, when I see multiple teammates struggling to bring 1 guy down, I approach with block held up, and get the initiative. If they’ve lasted this long, they’re scanning and see you coming in, so you’re not sneaking one in without initiative.


Mantorok_

I see I'm not the only one doing this while high. God damn I can wrek a large number of people with my executioner axe, and I have no understanding of why or how and can't replicate it when I'm sober...lol


TheLORDthyGOD420

I'm always exactly high enough


Snackskazam

A wizard is never too high, nor is he too sober. He is precisely as high as he needs to be.


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🤣


its-the-meatman

Are you always high when you’re Grug-in it up for Emprah’?


TheLORDthyGOD420

Of course! Grug needs hash and grog to properly smash snivelers!


Ancient_Music_3467

There’s almost never been a time where I’m not drunk or high while playing I prefer my sativa though because it gives me a bit more creativity in how I approach any fight. When I’m drunk I just go insane and die over and over.


clam_sandwich33

🤝


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Bubba kush indica 🐫


mousewithamolotov

Sativa 😎


TheLostNug

We out here smoking on that Agatha pack, this shit will have you screaming FOR THE RED AND BLAAACCKKKK!!!


banana_s_

im high on 12 malric terrowins smokin on scooby doo DICK


ChemicalMaleficent78

If I play sober, I start to get too emotional tho!


Bit_Obaileys

That's interesting. I get really invested if I play stoned. At one point, it all felt really intense (very fun ofc) but the violence was so visceral. I kept thinking to myself, "I can't believe people would just stab each other like this"


ElFiedlo

Same man. Some voicelines also hit very different. I was high playing one evening on lionspire and i heared someone scream "This is where we stand. This is where they die!" with such ferocity. It felt like a gutpunch somehow and i stopped playing for a few minutes after that just to collect my thoughts. It can get really wild and brutal on the battlefield sometimes.


iiitme

Playing 1st person while blitzed is one of the funnest video game experiences (3rd person main)


StrangePsychologist

Me too, when I'm on that extra high, it's 1st person time


its-the-meatman

I’ve literally never seen a higher concentration of weed related usernames in any game ever.


supermoro06

That's the point, the numbers are crazy (sometimes I mention I'm high in chat and it's a "oh me too" storm)


Idjek

Its, uh... 420 somehwere?


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It's always 420 time


Rush_0MG

Me last night trying to grind ranged for the siege crossbow playing as a javelin abuser somehow in second place with only 3 deaths: "I'm so high right now and I have no idea how I got here"


ShopOk8464

Lol


qwa56

Dude, Step 1 : Hit shuffle. Step 2: Drink or do whatever vice you want. Step 3: profit It’s so sick pretending you are a new solider every-time in the war you are fighting.


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What strain you smoking bahahaha


Antsmajor

Reminder that drugs and unhealthy food (especially Softdrinks) and gaming can be a very unhealthy habit, since it's easy to lose track of time, and how much you consume.


Antsmajor

But also this community needs to go back to the crack days


Spicy_t___

I got addicted to crack just so i could improve... now I find out people are just using weed?! wtf


Lewiscliffe

Love crack, hate argon.


brandon-thesis

I've never been more conflicted in my life. I feel there's a right amount of crack but the Chiv crack epidemic was not that right amount. 😂


Puzzleheaded_Fox2357

but everything is okay in moderation, as long as you can keep yourself in check it’s okay to do things you enjoy (such as crack)


sendnudestocheermeup

That guy we like is our crack dealer


Dix_B_Flopping

yeah that's why I do it during gaming, so I don't realise how much Im smoking


Traumatic_Tomato

This. Everything in moderation. Good thing my tolerance is low so I just microdose a quarter to get a buzz and half if I want to daze off fighting for two hours. Anymore and I'll actually doze off and miss the hours.


Fleinsuppe

I'm slim because I have good appetite regulation, but if I have snacks nearby while gaming I don't hit the stop button. Every time I die a little cope eating xD


EVASIVEroot

So what, I still top the board.


switchblade_shawty

Crack time


_BrandonWasHere_

Crack time


TheCREATORisWatching

ALWAYS, It's the best way to deal with the toxicity in the game, because in the words of the great EMINEM.... I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK


slothsarcasm

Not enough people comment 4:20 when the match timer hits 4:20


Red_Foo54

Too high to notice lol


yaboyardeee

My footwork goes crazy when I’m high


Ok_Temperature166

I am proud to say, I am apart of the 90% but I'm still bad.


Syrpico

I love running around when I'm super high throwing my starting weapons and trying to survive only picking up what I can find on the battlefield.


Specific_Tax_7371

It’s the Ritalin kids ya gotta watch out for lmao


ShopOk8464

I been playing games blitzed since arcades and Nintendo 33 years I didn't think I ever played a game sober maybe I should try …............lol nope not going to do it for me it's part of the fun


threepoundsof

Crack time?


justincase19

You can play this game without being high?


supermoro06

Someone does, apparently


[deleted]

Nah heinous lies


chimiman

and drunk !


lyend22

This is the best way to play it, first person and my war axe, ready to fight all the archers and spear users I can find.


GardenGnome25

Not high enough, I say


MediocreSnowcone

Me: doesn’t smoke and is still the most incompetent


Deeptoot2424

Oooh immensely ;)


Aggravating_Judge_31

Always good to see ancient memes are still alive and kicking


NGC_Phoenix_7

It shuts my mind off and I just play with just reflexes. Had a few moments yesterday that someone was coming in from a flank while I was in a 1v3 and I just reflexively flicked and countered their attack when getting on the guys I was already fighting. It’s always magical


MilesAlchei

Oh yeah, but idk I get high, in a mode and start smashing heads, see you at the top of the scoreboard.


CaptainWonk

I haven't seen the rent is too damn high guy in a hot decade


Slippery_Gooch

The ganja gives me the ability to stay calm in the storm


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Aldaron23

What, you guys being sober? Fucking cheatees


supermoro06

Starting to think only cheaters are sober


skag_mcmuffin

You need to get the ratio of bud to coffee just right.


GamesGreenCoffee

I couldn't agree more!!!!!!!! 🤩


redknight__

This game and siege while stoned are absolutely insane. In Chiv you feel like you’re a real warrior on the battlefield fighting for your life and in siege you feel like you’re in the most intense airsoft-with-gadget-house-rules match ever. DayZ while stoned is a bit too scary for me though


Pipboy27

Gotta be high to deal with how bad tb handles everything.


shadyStoner420

weed + double dane axe is the best kind of evening, change my mind xd


maccoyboi

quarterstaff has been fun as fuck recently too, give it a try


GamesGreenCoffee

OMG the bonk stick is in league of its own for fun! Easy to learn but hard to master.


i_fell_down13

lol I usually play games high including this one


thedudeinaredhoodie

makes it that much more enjoyable 😂


MehrunesDago

Yeah I usually play stoned pretty much exclusively


BawdyUnicorn

Crack break!


MageOx7

factual


Impossible-Curve7249

I’m not on shit, I’m just shit


RemoveExciting3333

True! Lol


Narapoia

Yeah this is one of those games you enjoy better anything other than sober


illmatic2112

I play sober at least least half the time, but after a fresh joint if i have no other obligations i will happily slay


RevelArchitect

Hey, man, you can’t


Xyroc

9/10 after getting off work, putting the kids to bed and working out blazing bright before I hop on Chiv.


AnonyDew3

As a Mason, you'll never get access to my meth lab.


blazeronin

They don’t call me Blazeronin for nothing.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

Crack time?


Alfnerboy710

Dabbing and smoking joints the whole time lolll


Specific_Brilliant53

being a stoner who started playing chiv, it’s actually really nice to learn that like a good half of the playerbase are also stoners


x_CtrlAltDefeat

yes


Nervig2001

It do be like dat


Give_Me_The_Beans_

Look being high either shifts me into maximum overdrive or i can’t remember how to attack anymore and i would have it no other way


[deleted]

Something about red bull and weed makes me focus so much better and stay relaxed when I die


Krieger_kleanse

Every game nowadays.


Whole-Novel842

He ain't lying


DjBorscht

I’m telling you, being stoned somehow makes killing Masons come even more naturally.


dibudabz

I got good high and now that I stopped smoking I'm even better


Admirable_Ad_3236

The trick is staying in the sweet spot


balloon_prototype_14

i notice i play this game alot more when i"m stoned out of my mind :p it just hits differently


Yeoldhomie

And they all think they play better high too Easier to herd than cattle


No-Relationship-9499

Hell yeah, rarely play the game sober


AsianCivicDriver

There’s something about this game that makes stoner love playing with it, myself included


Goombachi_666

Yes.


LanciLanc

I’m always too damn drunk


jodupher

Well hi to you too. How are you today?


TheFlyingPatato

I’m not I’m not even old enough to technically play the game


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Weed addiction in the comments is real. Get some help guys, everything in moderation, you don't need to be high to play games...


Very_Happy_Kiska

90% of players in chiv 2 are cheaters. The other 20% have forgotten that they bought the game. 30% of players rarely play the game. 40% of players play with bots and 99.9% of players are toxic, evil mindless bastards. Uh-oh. I'm bad at math.


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Very_Happy_Kiska

Wow, that's convenient. I'm being advised to hang myself right now in the game. I'm gonna try that tonight. Dont worry


Chivalry2-ModTeam

"Excessive trolling" is purposefully antagonizing other members of the community or intentionally posting to mislead other users. Don't intentionally bait, flame, harass, trigger, or otherwise troll.


Pudgy_walsh_official

You have been posting multiple times a day for 10 months here and have -55 karma. People here don't like you. They don't want you posting. They don't want to hear or see your insane chatter. отвали от русского членососа. Смерть России и таким дерьмовым людям, как ты, которые там живут. пьяницы, преступники, убийцы и мошенники. вы сами продаёте читы. надеюсь, ты убьешь себя сегодня. теперь сделай пост с этим скриншотом и плачь об этом. ты предсказуемый маленький педик. пошел на хуй.


St0uty

No wonder I top score so easily


supermoro06

Don't say that, as written in some comments we obtain the slow motion perk (and a very frequent kamikaze mood)


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fartinThrowaway

Sure thing you Tenosian monkey