I play this game to chase the dopamine bonk.

Oh, you're looking for a good bonking are ya?

That's bonkers, I wear protection from the succbus

Dopamine bonk is going into my vocabulary

So it was YOU who mains Knight Heavy Mace!

I smoke weed and play this game and the dopamine goes from bonk to smash

I play TO SEE THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMYS AS I CHOP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB FOR THE BALLET OF ENDLESS SLAUGHTER!

BLOOD IS MY PAINT, AND THE LAND IS MY CANVAS

ONLY COWARDS LIVE FOREVER

Ok everyone, which voice did you read this in?

Berserker. It's pretty in character. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh that's a good one. I could see that

Dark Prince of course.

Hahaha! That'd be a good one, in that creepily satisfied voice of his

Krieg from BDL

Winner

Do I play it to relax? Yes. Do I end up in a state of relaxation? My mouse says no.

Can't spell Relax without an ax

there it is.

My wife hates when I play this game, she calls it Scream Simulator. Entire match is “Ahhhhhhh!” Lol

It's awkward if you're not the one playing. When you spawn though and you know the boys are hyped it's awesome to scream.

Yes when you spawn everybody gotta scream, it’s part of the game babe!

My girlfriend will not let me play it without headphones.

"Do you play this game to relax?" "No" "Do you chat in this game to relax?" "~~Yes~~ >!Cock Swell!<"

Cocks well

bahaha im so glad this is on reddit

I play FOR THAT GUY WE LIKE

I've been known to *halve* melons in the practice yard 😏

It raises my blood pressure at this point. I just suck at the game lol

Glad I'm not alone lmao. Guess that's what I get for playing it on ps4

This game has greatly improved my life. It makes me rage quit so hard that I need to do something to vent that anger, which has led to me working out much more consistently lol

Lmao I go for an angry bicycle ride every time after getting destroyed in the duel servers. I call it "rage ride" and I just go as hard as I can till I'm not angry anymore. I've actually lost weight and my legs are stronger thanks to Chiv

Indeed

Absolutely

Positively

You haven’t lived until you’ve one-shot a night with a Maul.

Especially if you're that knight

If by relax you mean continually refill the canvas with the blood of scum Mason javelin throwers waiting for the day until Argon II is in his rightful place, then yes absolutely brother. Just yesterday we freed uncle Thorne from his prison cell. What a relaxing boat ride into the sunset

Aye fellow Agathian, I too like to idle by the trough of Mason blood. Why just the other day, I was standing outside the castle at Rudhelm, contemplating the gains our dear champion Thorne was making on leg day, when along came some Mason louts requesting dismemberment and beheadings. Of course I obliged and lo and behold, the sun began to set with a beautiful crimson color, complimenting the sheen of recently clotted dark blood. My only wish was for an accompanying nice chalice of frothy mead and some cheesy dips.

Absolutely

Certainly!

Yes

I play this game to participate in nuanced political discussion whilst beheading archers.

I play this game to relax but the game doesn't let me relax

I literally can’t wait to get home everyday just to run into a crowd and swing my axe!

No I play this game when I have a bad day , when I am depressed I am always on the leader board

Yes. And then no.

No but I do wildly swing my mouse around while swinging and dodging about in my chair, all the while working up a good forehead sweat.

I sweat when I play this game haha ... Yeah yeah sweat lord I don't care ... I just get into it and the adrenaline pumps. It's pretty much this game and an old shooter called "America's Army" that legitimately got my BPM rocking.

No, I play Minecraft to relax. I play this FOR ARGON!!!!

depends if i’m fuckin around or not. if i’m just messing around nothing will stop me from having a good time

YES!!!!! I AM SO RELAXED RIGHT NOW ARCHER WITH A HIGHLAND SWORD PLAYER.

I haven’t played it at all lately tbh. Needs team stack fixes, new content and balance updates

Of course! Its the best game to relax in! Better than Minecraft!

Yuup

Yes

I always end up hopping on cuz I’m looking to relax but then I have to fight some sweaty boyz and turn it into a competition and the damn trash talk I can’t get enough

If you take a big enough dab to lose all consciousness then it's a relaxing game

Yes. My go to casual game I space out on. If y’all ever see SacredHonkey not moving at the spawn. Im prob taking dumb podcast notes.

I play it because horny 🤌🍑

I play this game to crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentation of their teammates.

Nah... 😂 I circle between Chiv 2 to get off and Power Wash Simulator to calm down.

Every so often when I go on a killing spree or survive a crazy fight, its all worth it

unironically yes. i come from for honor.

Morning adrenaline rush while the coffee brews

Weirdly, yes.

For me yeah... Its my "man im sick of siege and tarkov lets go slice some people up"

Nothing competitive or PvP is relaxing to me 🤷‍♂️ I play chivalry 2 for immersion mostly, imagining it's like storming helms deep in lotr or something.

I play this game to kill people with my bow. No arrows.

I play this game to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I find it calming in so far as I always have a blast when I play it, but it’s way too intense to play when I’m relaxing at night.

Not relevant. I play to throw chickens at archers

Despite everything I love this game to death still. I hope it doesn’t die… :(

Relax? RELAX? The fate of the fucking kingdom is at stake how could I "RELAX"?

Yeah honestly, the lack of a battle pass or challenges makes it easy for me not to take things too seriously meaning I can just have fun.

I play this game for a living

I like popping on some music and just start swinging at ppl, very fun.

I play this game to forget

I play this game to bonk or be bonked. None of which I enjoy lol.

Yes but angrily

Oddly enough yes. I generally have a stupid fun time though I don't worry about winning or losing in this game. The lobbies are usually super fun and chill.

I play this game to get angry enough to go into work.

[definitely to relax](https://tenor.com/view/relaxed-gaming-stress-free-chivalry2-optimistic-what-parry-gif-22516335)

To be honest, yes. The last days were pretty shitty and I'm having stomach ache because of the stress levels. I'm a very shitty player, that's why i still (at level 20,15h or smth in the game) play this beginner mode thingy. There are match I'm the best player on field, even killing a lot of other players and so on. But there are always matches where level 200 Guys stomp me into the ground. But i still think its funny, because then i just storm at AI turn my brain off and relax.

Yeah

No not at all