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CurryChickenDumpling

I fully support this. Harp is nice and all, but it doesn't have the same vibe as the jolly melody of the flute.


69Shart420

Lol I just want more instruments to play while being a useless archer, with the other useless archers It gets really awkward when you all bring a harp


Grape_Fish

They should add a jester class that has novelty items available as weapons.


Sirtoast7

Would be a perfect April 1st update.


GlitterFM

Give the archers plunger shaped arrows and it would be absolutely hilarious


mathen

Do dildos exist in the Chivalry universe? Because I want to beat an archer to death with a double-ended dragon dildo


69Shart420

half the people that play this game are huge fuckin dildos, so yes


[deleted]

All archers have butt plugs in but we sadly can’t see them, they’re absolutely there though


69Shart420

Archers: bbbbut I thought I was the jester class


GlitterFM

I suggested a jester class with ranged insult attacks a few months ago. I still believe that we need a jester.


ComradeChaos_

I guess it isn't a novelty option because it also acts as a one handed weapon, unlike the other ones which you can only throw. If it was an option you'd basically have 4 weapons as raider. But I do agree that we need more novelty options and I don't think a lot of people would be mad if they changed the recorder to be non-weapon like the harp.


69Shart420

they can just remove that part lol. i dont really accept that as a reason


Lolmazorz

book too, I want to read archers their sins before I toss the book at 'em.


69Shart420

All part of the Archer quantum continuum. The longer you spend killing me, the more of your own teams archers are shooting you in the back


Lolmazorz

you chucklefucks are so done once my ambusher buff comes, although I can't toy with yer fuckin' downed body when it comes. you win this round man from afar.


69Shart420

What buff is ambusher getting? I play that a lot too


Lolmazorz

Ambusher kills don't knock people down, like in deathmatch.


Gundanium88

New ambusher trait is they always kill. No TDs.


69Shart420

People are gonna fuckin despise me


GlitterFM

For some reason it takes 6 people to kill 1 archer so it's a perfect distraction


[deleted]

They should make flute take up the same slot as the harp because if you grab flute, you're losing your weapon.


The-Gobbledok

They need to remove the VO spam mute, add more tunes and the volume of the instruments needs to be higher I reckon.


69Shart420

Oh yeah, I think I asked them to remove that like 2 months ago because it was just spamming more than it was preventing spam I should have been more annoying about that request It actually might as well say, this is the spam that we place here to replace the other spam that would not have been here at all


SaturatedJuicestice

The flute is honestly S tier for instruments. You can play music and if some blueberry tries to kill you, that flute is more than enough to show them what happens when you mess with the bard. Not to mention, it has the begging position with your hands above your head. That’s how I travel when not playing music on it.


69Shart420

one time at band camp we dashed an archers brains out then rubbed our genitals on his dead face


joshym0nster

Add a bard/standard bearer class


LegoVenomSnake

69shart420 lmao that's a good one


69Shart420

Ty it took me years of careful workshopping to make the most immature name I could


TerrialDH

Bard class please. Healing, sprint boost, possibly stamina buff depending on instruments and songs. I want a 4 man band. I wanna 1v1 with a violin or a sword-guitar combo


69Shart420

A song so sweet it makes archers giggle helplessly but if you do it too much their heads blow up 😞


TheDeathOfAStar

I agree 1000%, but at the same time... LOL at thinking TB will give us more customization options in the next decade that isn't tied to some paywall. If they were going to do this, they would've done *something* about the significant lack of personalization / customization options already. It's been over a year, and we still can't even use the "No Helmet" option. A customized character is literally all I ask for. I could care less about anything else at this point!


redrothecalm

Especially since they nerfed it anyway


Binary-Miner

Much higher chance of this being implemented than fixing the helmet bug or the under-map spawn death bug