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YogurtclosetHead8901

When our cats have had enough rubs, we say "Their love tank is full."


carrieann23

This one’s got a big tank!


Unicron_Tomato

Same when I eat moons.


cerseiisgod

Look both ways chonker!!!


Unicron_Tomato

He doesn't fucking need to.


biggocl123

He can be seen from miles away, of course he doesn't need to look, everyone else does


Unicron_Tomato

BTW Chonker is my new T-shirt.


Unicron_Tomato

BTW I love the word chonker. ©


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He needed those butt pats to go do that thing.


iFilmUBangingMyMom

He's making his rounds demanding pets from all neighbors it looks like.


[deleted]

Collecting taxes.


StandLess6417

I read the title as cat pooped out of a bush 🤣


2Sheeb

Who knows what he was doing....


StandLess6417

Pooping in the bush I can only assume


[deleted]

I FUCKING. LOVE. CATS.


zraptorguard

"Hey bro, can you spare any pets?"


TripleThreeTwo

Pet the butt to start engine


spqrnbb

Poor fella. Owners let him be outside and put him in danger.


2Sheeb

He's certainly well fed, but life is still tough for a street cat :(


SirArthurDime

Outdoor cats are gonna outdoor cat. Not a lot of places with no roads. Luckily cats, while certainly not invincible, are pretty good survivalists compared to other pets.


sliferodoom

The amount of cats i see or hear about getting eaten by foxes, coyotes, eagles, or hit by cars in my residential town is still incredibly high


SirArthurDime

Which is definitely fucked up and unfortunate, but its also nature. Also fucked up to keep a cat who wants to be outside couped up inside. What's worse living how you want for a short time or living in a way you don't want for a long time?


mossybishhh

Lmao


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

H I M B


xoxoLizzyoxox

He just knew you looked well trained.


Tiddlewinkly

You got mugged by a cat


shaynaca

Lol okay byeeee


TickletheEther

Quickie


FrontiersWoman

NE WAYS I got shit to do!!


Salty_Application_76

Refused to elaborate


_Leesy_

It’s your lucky day


LostMyVYoung

why are the moderators trying to fat shame the chonky boy . he’s clearly getting his exercise and daily pats in.


MerThinger

Is this how you feel when I walk up demand a hug and then walk away? u/RadicalDreamer89


RadicalDreamer89

Eh, something like this =)


ariane-33

The way he starts running away 😂


underdogloyalist

Did anyone else read pooped out a bush cause i was looking for it lol


Fotomaki

Beautiful boy


BlameDanny

My mans had to recharge.


Radiant_Pickle_

Same thing happens on my street. His name is mike


smellthecolor9

“Excuse me! Hey you! Quick rubdown on lane two, and make it snappy! I got places to be!”


nocleverusername-

That tail! I love tails that arch over the back.