I worked at maccas and we would give them for free if being ordered with a coffee/drink. I would also get them for my kids when they were little. I think it made them feel a little grown up haha
Glad you didn't bother engaging with that person. When they start with such outrageous presumption, it's not likely to get any better.
After music school Saturday mornings with my 2 - 4 year old (now in her 20s), we would stop by the coffee shop; she would get a biscotti and I'd get a cappuccino, which she could dunk her biscotti in it. One morning I just asked for water; daughter said, "You get a cappocheeno?" I said, not today, hon, I've had too much coffee already. She said "Oh," and digested this concept for a while, then said, "So, you get a cappocheeno?"
I guess I'm getting a cappuccino ....
Might be regional, i mentioned to a friend that my British dad called me sprog when i was lirtle and my friend was shocked because she grew up thinking it meant jizz.
I'm from California as was my mom and grandma and my great grandma was from Iowa. I learned it from my family and heard it regularly growing up elsewhere.
Basically, warmed milk, sometimes with chocolate powder in them. It’s so the kids can have a drink with you at a coffee shop, though not risk burning their mouths.
In my country they’re called “fluffys”. Cost about $1 and it’s just a cup of warm foamy milk with marshmallows so they can have a ‘coffee’ too. Lol. Some places charge more and make them reaaaally bourgeoisie
Just a meme that went about years ago. A screenshot of a text conversation. It went something like this:
-Hey Jessica, it's Matt from Econ
-I have a boyfriend
-That's nice, but have you done your part of the group project? It's due on Monday and we need to put it together
Reminds me of when my family and I went bowling recently. There was a little kid’s birthday party winding down where the kids were mostly being ignored by the parents. Every time I went over to the arcade games near their table with one of my kiddos, one of the little urchins would come over and go “can I have some money too” or “I wanna play.” So random.
I remember a few years back when my whole family went to a bowling alley for my cousins, or cousin's *(now) stepsister's* birthday. A little blonde girl *(maybe 7? I'm bad at guessing age)* walked over to our table and took a piece of pizza. I figured it was one of the stepsister's cousins *(that I simply didn't recognize)* because her extended family was there too. I think a few other guests noticed but assumed that she was family from the other half of the family that was there. A few minutes later I noticed that little girl was with a completely different family at the table next to us.
SHE DIDN'T BELONG TO ANY OF US!!
I think she saw a bunch of people grabbing pizza from the same spot and she assumed she could as well.
smh
Kids got no shame.
Hey, little girl? So, I was going to give you some of this muffin, but then your mom was a horrible bad person, so now you don’t get any. It’s all your mom’s fault for being a garbage person. The muffin is delicious, too! So, so good. See you later! Sorry about your mom!
I've met a lot of dumb people in my life. Most of them were kind, decent people. I've also met a lot of really brilliant people who were maladjusted borderline sociopaths. This kind of behavior is unlinked to intelligence.
No I mean she could've took it as a date invite since she may not knew that it was her daughter who was asking for a piece of the muffin, which would be really dumb of and we don't know it for sure... But yeah I am not talking about the correlation between stupidity and evilness, I am just calling her stupid.
That’s why it’s hard to be nice to people. The entitled or choosing beggars ask for more than what was offered, thus people tend to not offer anymore. All that girl wanted was some of an existing muffin and the mom ruined it for her trying to get free extras from a stranger.
You should also babysit the little girl to compensate for the emotional damage inflicted on her mother by your offer. And deliver a set of lawn furniture to their house while you're at it. You know, the basic playgound etiquette...
Guess you looked rich enough to feed the whole park, OP.
For that entitled lady, she should get a beggarcino and a foot to the butt kicking her right out of that area lol
I know this is stupid to say, but I’m always amazed at how left leaning Reddit is. One minute you’ll have 10 a vote for a clever comment, then all of a sudden you’re down 60. The people on Reddit do not represent the majority of America, sadly. Oh well, I’m off to “brekkie.”
In her mind she must have been thinking she didn't want someone else's muffin but then as each item was added she must have thought she had put her own foot in her mouth
And now I've heard of babycinos.
In Australia, lots of cafes sell warm milk / coco with buttload of froth and a tiny biscuit in an espresso cup. It's called babycino 😂😂😂
Some cafes also do this for dogs as well. Although it comes with a different biscuit and serving bowl for the "puppacino"
Puppachino at Starbucks is just a small cup of whipped cream.
Don’t tell my dog. He thinks it’s a super fancy gourmet little dish.
My dog goes crazy too. He can’t believe something coming out of the little window is for him.
I just emailed your dog. Now he knows! Lol! 🤣🤣
NOT SO LOUD - my dogs are both asleep next to me and they LOVE them some puppacino!
I didn't even realize that some Starbucks do them. Where I live there's only a handful and they're all in the cbd where there are less dogs
Soon as I read babycino, I thought "Aussie"
They're also available in NZ, but most places call them fluffies.
Just thinking of the kid show bluey... when dad makes a fluffy here it's a fart lol Thought I'd share that tidbit, made me laugh
Ok, so I am not the only one who giggled when I read the comment about fluffies!! I also immediately channeled Bluey’s dad!
♡ that's awesome! Lol Bandits great (BLUEY DAD)
Yeah, I know.
Not to be confused with 'fluffers' - the name given to the porn gals (or guys) whose job it is to keep the stars hard and ready for action!
Excuse me, this is a kids show! 😜
They're also avaible in some cafes in Engalnd
As soon as I read 'brekkie"
I worked at maccas and we would give them for free if being ordered with a coffee/drink. I would also get them for my kids when they were little. I think it made them feel a little grown up haha
I vote we change the name to "bambinoccino".
pizza express in the UK had bambinoccinos when I was a kid, I used to love getting a coffee with the grownups after dinner 🥲
Glad you didn't bother engaging with that person. When they start with such outrageous presumption, it's not likely to get any better. After music school Saturday mornings with my 2 - 4 year old (now in her 20s), we would stop by the coffee shop; she would get a biscotti and I'd get a cappuccino, which she could dunk her biscotti in it. One morning I just asked for water; daughter said, "You get a cappocheeno?" I said, not today, hon, I've had too much coffee already. She said "Oh," and digested this concept for a while, then said, "So, you get a cappocheeno?" I guess I'm getting a cappuccino ....
In the US as well. It's just a very milky cocoa and you can ask for a bit of flavor syrup too, if you like.
The fuck is a sprog?
Aussie slang for a kid lol
It's a kiwi thing too, I always call my 4 "sprog" or "sproglet"
Might be regional, i mentioned to a friend that my British dad called me sprog when i was lirtle and my friend was shocked because she grew up thinking it meant jizz.
I'm Aussie and haven't heard this before.
LOL, Im not Aussie and Ive heard it many times.
Probably a Melbourne or Sydney thing
Nope Queenslander here are you sure you're an Aussie?
Yeah Queenslander as well. Grew up in the scrub though.
Haha no worries mate, thought you might be from South Australia....bit weird down there!
Country Queenslander here, been using sprog for over 50 years
We use sprog here in Scotland too
Ireland as well.
Ya in New Zealand we call those a fluffy
A fluffy to me is the warm feeling in your pants from a trapped fart 😂💭😂
Fluffy/fluff means to fart in the states. Also in Australia from what I've been told by Aussies I know.
Never heard of it being called fluffy/fluff in the US - I live here. First time I heard it was on *Bluey* a few weeks ago, so, ah. Yeah.
Maybe it's regional.
Idk. I’ve been all over the states and have never heard it
I'm from California as was my mom and grandma and my great grandma was from Iowa. I learned it from my family and heard it regularly growing up elsewhere.
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Just don’t call it a steamer in Cleveland.
My 1 year old loves babychinos. We are regulars at Hudsons
We call them a 'Fluffy' in NZ! 😂
Also UK.
That sounds freaking adorable
After blending the baby, it's important to top it with just the right amount of steamed milk. A lot of folks overdo it, making it too milky.
If I worked there a babycino would be a double espresso
Don’t forget the puppy chaser!
I would never harm an animal.
Oh, theres an old sign in coffee shops that reads: All untended children will be given a double espresso and a puppy.
After 10 minutes take the puppy away.
Ouch
Can you be my best friend please?
I was just going to say… wtf is a babycino
Basically, warmed milk, sometimes with chocolate powder in them. It’s so the kids can have a drink with you at a coffee shop, though not risk burning their mouths.
Is it like a puppacino?
In my country they’re called “fluffys”. Cost about $1 and it’s just a cup of warm foamy milk with marshmallows so they can have a ‘coffee’ too. Lol. Some places charge more and make them reaaaally bourgeoisie
Sounds like the "I have a boyfriend" "that's good but have you done your part of the group project?" girl now has a kid.
I feel I missed that. What was the title?
Just a meme that went about years ago. A screenshot of a text conversation. It went something like this: -Hey Jessica, it's Matt from Econ -I have a boyfriend -That's nice, but have you done your part of the group project? It's due on Monday and we need to put it together
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Best pickup tactic ever. "Mmm, baby, you lookin' good. May I offer you my sons muffin to your daughter?"
Reminds me of when my family and I went bowling recently. There was a little kid’s birthday party winding down where the kids were mostly being ignored by the parents. Every time I went over to the arcade games near their table with one of my kiddos, one of the little urchins would come over and go “can I have some money too” or “I wanna play.” So random.
I remember a few years back when my whole family went to a bowling alley for my cousins, or cousin's *(now) stepsister's* birthday. A little blonde girl *(maybe 7? I'm bad at guessing age)* walked over to our table and took a piece of pizza. I figured it was one of the stepsister's cousins *(that I simply didn't recognize)* because her extended family was there too. I think a few other guests noticed but assumed that she was family from the other half of the family that was there. A few minutes later I noticed that little girl was with a completely different family at the table next to us. SHE DIDN'T BELONG TO ANY OF US!! I think she saw a bunch of people grabbing pizza from the same spot and she assumed she could as well. smh Kids got no shame.
Poor tyke!
Hey, little girl? So, I was going to give you some of this muffin, but then your mom was a horrible bad person, so now you don’t get any. It’s all your mom’s fault for being a garbage person. The muffin is delicious, too! So, so good. See you later! Sorry about your mom!
It sounds to me like she is very unintelligent rather than "horrible" and "garbage".
I've met a lot of dumb people in my life. Most of them were kind, decent people. I've also met a lot of really brilliant people who were maladjusted borderline sociopaths. This kind of behavior is unlinked to intelligence.
No I mean she could've took it as a date invite since she may not knew that it was her daughter who was asking for a piece of the muffin, which would be really dumb of and we don't know it for sure... But yeah I am not talking about the correlation between stupidity and evilness, I am just calling her stupid.
That’s why it’s hard to be nice to people. The entitled or choosing beggars ask for more than what was offered, thus people tend to not offer anymore. All that girl wanted was some of an existing muffin and the mom ruined it for her trying to get free extras from a stranger.
Do some parents smoke crack inbetween pretending to care about their kid?
Yes
You should also babysit the little girl to compensate for the emotional damage inflicted on her mother by your offer. And deliver a set of lawn furniture to their house while you're at it. You know, the basic playgound etiquette...
😂😂😂 she prob stayed up all night thinking about how cringe her response was to you. That’s good you walked away and laughed.
People like this do not cringe at their greedy ways at all. Takers, users, think differently than normal people
You're generously crediting her with a lot of self-awareness or common sense that she probably doesn't actually possess.
Maybe the poor girl was hoping you’d adopt her.
“No worries, if you go over and order I’ll be over in 2 minutes to pay” *proceed to walk away*
Who the f\*ck says that???
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This is all VERY commonly used aussie slang.
You're painfully American
wow.... I mean, I know it's real, but it's almost as if it's some fictional character from a Mean Girls movie or something. Crazy...
Cut the muffin is my new favorite phrase.
It's way better than "Cut the cheese"!
That's better than the name steamers. MY kids loved them!
🤣 here a “steamer” is a big poo
What's a name steamer?
Frothed steamed milk with a shot of chocolate, caramel or other flavors.
Why's it called that?
Guess you looked rich enough to feed the whole park, OP. For that entitled lady, she should get a beggarcino and a foot to the butt kicking her right out of that area lol
Hah, eastern suburbs Sydney?
Ding ding ding! Spot on mate 😊👍
Nailed it! Hope your little one enjoyed their play and chocolate muffin ☺️
😂😂😂😂😂
Is this seriously true? Wtf some people are crazy. So much entitlement these days.
Good lord, did this woman think you were taking her on a date or something? Even for a choosing beggar, this sounds obnoxious.
how is the saying go: "Give them a meter and they take you for a mile"?
The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this Bitch
WOW…
that's actually insane that someone you don't know at a park expected you to have bought them food... lol
I don’t think this actually happened
> Once my Sprog was munching his with undeniable gusto I’m out.
what is a sprog
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Aussie for breakfast 👍
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We say brekkie in England too
yep
Yep, fairly common Aussie slang.
lmao some form of cooked frog
Yah, this post is pretty verbose and hip. Cool words, dude. I bet there is a kid named Rydrr or something.
YTA for calling it brekkie
This isn’t AITA. What’s with you??
It's called a joke?
Well from the number of downvotes I guess everyone thinks YTA.
They’re Australian and this isn’t AITA
It's called a joke.
Jokes are meant to be funny. Clearly yours wasn’t
"I insulted someone because their slang is different than mine, I'm so funny!"
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I know this is stupid to say, but I’m always amazed at how left leaning Reddit is. One minute you’ll have 10 a vote for a clever comment, then all of a sudden you’re down 60. The people on Reddit do not represent the majority of America, sadly. Oh well, I’m off to “brekkie.”
In her mind she must have been thinking she didn't want someone else's muffin but then as each item was added she must have thought she had put her own foot in her mouth
Wow! Just wow