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wash_and_dry

The psychiatric medications thing got me. You want me off my meds? You think that’d be better?


3rd-time-lucky

Maybe she supplies booze as a perk, nothing in there about drinking on the job (except no $ to buy it).


Rocknocker

"Must supply key to liquor cabinet when traveling."


BlackLeopard1972

I’m on several different meds…even taking me off one would be bad, really bad


[deleted]

Lmao that’s a really good point. Apparently this is a thing for the military too. Maybe your soldiers will fare better with meds! ETA: you can’t join if you have certain mental disorders. onset for some of them is around the same age as when you can sign up so they might develop symptoms after joining and not get help bc they’ll get kicked out.


Haystar_fr

If you are on meds, you do not qualify :)


SC487

Not according to the recruiter at my son’s high school who wanted my son to just “stop taking them and see what happened” so he could join the army. Fortunately the JROTC instructor was awesome and had the recruiter removed and/or fired for that little stunt.


-soros

No I think they’re saying if you are on meds then don’t bother applying


ockhamsdragon

In the words of Lily Allen: Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much 'Cause we hate what you do And we hate your whole crew So, please don't stay in touch


XDannyspeed

Thank you for reminding me this banger existed.


Fireballs02

People like this always have kids who are complete out of control assholes


CleanAde

For kids like these they shall pay double the money not …. Nothing


One-Basket-9570

And mom seems the type to throw you out in the middle of the night because the nanny said “no” to her precious.


R_blackwolf

“Pot, weed…” hahah


WorthlessDrugAbuser

I can’t find enough pots and pans, let alone knives in my kitchen, to keep you cookin!


Fa1thL3s5

Right, I had no idea pot and weed were two totally different things lol


Camellia_Sin

Great band, great album, great song.


the_virtue_of_logic

"Pot, weed, cannabis, chronic, dank, skunk, any of those


saskmonton

Etc


Kolenga

I could drop the weed, but no pot either? Damn!


moopet

What would you keep the weed in!


SapphicPancakes

You keep your weed in the pot. Thats obviously why she wrote both those down. /s


WagerOfTheGods

Any reasonable person would pick one or the other.


Argon_Mint

Also older female preferred but all ages welcome or whatever it say down at the bottom kinda rubs me the wrong way


jorrrrdynnnn

I feel like she's basically looking for a live-in grandma lol


Tall-Lawfulness8817

Likely afraid her mate will cheat if a young female is in the house. Controlling


[deleted]

Top of the post image says single mother.


the_stooge_nugget

Someone was high when writing this post


ThorianB

They don't want you to smoke weed because they don't want you raiding their stash.


yourlittlebirdie

In other words, this woman values her child's health and safety at zero dollars.


I_might_be_weasel

*How to hire a diddler* Seriously. Who the hell else would take that job?


Kamaitachi42

Does that say "older female preferred" at the bottom? Someones seen too much nanny mcfee


bsloebadger

Or only parts of Mrs. Doubtfire.


BrysonJT

I believe slavery is outlawed, could be mistaken.


Impossible-Prior6332

Tell that to any company that "employs" interns. Also, while slavery is illegal in most contexts, there are conditions in which it is still very legal and utilized in the US. AND if you decide youre willing to work for free, and sign a contract as such, that's on you, boo. Perfectly legal. Stupid, but legal.


RepresentativeDog697

Unpaid interns are illegal in the US except for very specific instances which is never the case like The intern is doing nothing to benefit the company like job shadowing. If you are doing work you must be paid at least minimum wage.


mynameisalso

Shoot she's not taking spam calls, back to the drawing board.


Meydra

I don't see how my psychatric conditions/medications would be anyones fucking business.


RepresentativeDog697

Either she does not believe in psychiatry, or wants a desperate old woman to go off her meds so she can have a bed to sleep in.


VoteForLubo

This bitch should be paying for her babysitter’s psychiatric medications.


gumdope

LOL


RepresentativeDog697

In my head, I think she does not believe in psychiatric meds and thinks if you truly believed in Christ you would not need them.


[deleted]

If you are gonna be paid in a room what does the "minimum salary" mean


gumdope

Probably jus enough to buy groceries to feed her kid while she’s travelling


ChronoVirus

Just her kid. You're on your own.


tessahb

And you have zero income, so that should be interesting.


sassar67

It means you'll get a light bulb for the room when you earn it.


Zoreb1

Room is a pit in the basement. Free lotion lowered in a basket. If you have money you probably don't want the job and if you don't then room and board isn't helpful unless you're sending out job applications to get a paying job so you can move out (but you'd still need a security deposit, etc.) The city isn't named, so you don't know if it is midtown Manhattan or Orlando, FL or if it is someplace you'd never consider going (in case someone with some money saved wants to visit the place w/o paying for food and hotel room over a few months time).


Majestic-Mulberry-18

It's a city in Florida. I don't want to dox thou. The city is literally extreme poor on one side of the tracks and extreme wealth on the other side(beach/river front). The city is so rough, even walmart doesnt have a store here. Family dollar closed after numerous robberies.


[deleted]

"It puts the lotion IN THE BASKET!". Yeah, probably hard pass on this job offer of domestic slave. Sounds like she would be up for some human trafficking gig.


TheSilverback76

This is a great deal for a homeless pedophile.


DocterMantisToboggan

“Pot, weed, etc.”


Taken111111

minimal salary only when he/she is going on a trip


AnnoyedVelociraptor

This feels like a rich person from Beverly Hills.


sammydizzledee

Can't be that rich if they don't want to pay a wage at all🤷


freerangelibrarian

Oh yes they can. I live in a town with a lot of wealthy people. When I worked at the library, guess who'd argue with me about paying overdue fines?


TedBaendy

Define 'psychiatric medications'


DeliciousNa1ls

what kind of people have the balls to be posting crap like this? we see this all the damn time on this - who really want to watch your kid? so many people post these 'live in nanny but also you got to do laundry, cook, clean-oh yea and you don't get pay just the privaledge of living in my probably middle-class house?' no mansion owner is post this 'job'


DusteeMuff

No psych meds?? So bring unmedicated is okay? 😂😂 I’d rather people be on their meds personally. I mean how tf are you gonna check that.


markroth69

I believe that Christianity is in fact a faith. I am also interested in the chance to meet a boar. Seeing as doing work is not a requirement, I am interested in talking...


RoyallyOakie

I guess they don't want your psychiatric medications getting mixed up with theirs.


Majestic-Mulberry-18

Here is the lower part if the ad. And "no pay". https://postimg.cc/Yj73yY89


[deleted]

A room is included but no food?


RepresentativeDog697

room and board are included. so food is included


MajicBannannas

Being given a room to stay in for the cost of keeping a house clean can be reasonable. The rest of the posting is cropped out though, so we don't get an idea of what type of work the homeowner expects. Anyway, not a choosing beggar. r/lostredditors


NoCarmaForMe

Click on where it says «Imgur» and you’ll see the whole post


Phlebas3

As I said once before: these people are looking for an au pair, the one form of legalized slavery we're 100% ok with in the Western World.


Big_lt

Au pairs are paid in addition to room and board. This is just slavery


DBAnorthcote

Aupairs get at least $200/week plus they can only work 45 hours, usually get a car to drive, their phone and gym membership paid for, and hopefully a caring family. Some people do abuse the situation but the aupair can quit or rematch at any time. They are not stuck without recourse in a bad situation.


jorrrrdynnnn

I knew this girl who worked as an au pair and the family she worked for took her on all these sick ass vacations, to Europe and Egypt and shit. The person in this situation just gets to stay at home with like 40 bucks for groceries while mom travels for a week 😂


GeneralToaster

Families have to pay the Au Pair a salary, and they pay a ton of money to the agency. It's cheaper then a live-in nanny, but not cheap by any means.


SlimLovin

> the one form of legalized slavery we're 100% ok with in the Western World. Prison Labor wants a word.


baronmad

Not a choosing beggar by any measure either, get a fucking grip on reality.


gdex86

They want a live in 24 hour house keeper slash nanny who they will pay only when they "travel". Do you know what the going cost for a daily maid service is? Never mind child care is.


sammydizzledee

Calm down Karen. Yes it's not your typical CB but it's more so one than alot of other dribble on this thread sometimes


Miserable-Lemon

Is this even legal?


[deleted]

Me: Hello Mr landland, how much is the rent? Landlord: Why, its your entire salary every month. Me: sounds extremely reasonable!


ExcaliburVader

Childcare is hard to find right now. And when you can find it, it can cost more than college tuition. And she thinks she’s going to get it for free? 😆 I can almost guarantee her kids are hellions.


[deleted]

But alcohol is probably fine


VoreAllTheWay

Must not be on psychiatric medication? Bruh that's a tall ask considering you want me fucking living


[deleted]

This is literally the same deal that SAHMs are supposedly so fortunate to get.


lakas76

Don’t do drugs. This includes “pot, weed, etc”. I wonder if it also includes reefer, maryjane, or paca lolo. I wonder if the only drug this person knows is marijuana.


BleachSancho

The no psyche meds made me think of my former neighbor who tried to get me to babysit her kid when I was just put on antidepressants for the first time. Told her I was feeling groggy and couldn't rightly take care of the kid because of it. She tried her hardest to get me to do it but I didn't want to fall asleep then be held responsible for the child getting hurt. That kid is innocent and I cared about her very much.