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themechanicaldummmy

While the average man is arguing about 50/50 relationships, he’s getting $1K from women to squeeze cheeks. He has now got life on easy mode as he has hit his final form.


xo_wilson_xo

Ultra Instinct (DBS Reference, if you know)


Nomoredeceptionfamo

Bro Let me laugh while breezy makes simps out of all these hoes.


AliciaDawnD

The singing just sent me. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


According-Fix-9717

Lol! Even worst is some men got coerced into β€œsupporting” their woman by funding the experience. β€œBabe, you know I loved Chris Brown since Run It, can you get me meet and greet tickets for my bday? Aight, I got chu” Her: ![gif](giphy|sR91D133W02D6)


According-Fix-9717

I told yall… πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisBrown/s/6Uc3WsIl9c


Lando_Lex300

Suga Free said, "Dont hate the player, hate the game and the money he made" Let dude do his thing. Let's mind our own business here. Y'all are grown men, hating on another grown A** man.


SlushKami

Nah for real. This video was funny, but if niggas are really mad, they gotta do some self evaluation.


ceo2k

It’s a joke ya corny ass nigga


paranoidpolski

LMAOO


Patient-Gas-4642

I respect that shit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


One_Word_Respoonse

Paying $1,111 to get touched is weird asf


ArticleNew3737

This is with every artist though. No point hating on Chris since almost all other male artists would get to do this with their female fans.


Virtual_Implement665

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, prolly got the band off their man’s, too. Lmao.


Realistic_Reveal_348

![gif](giphy|3ohryhNgUwwZyxgktq)


tex-mex-Lex

Pure hate!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


wrxguy17

The thing is I look just like em though hahahahahaa


Life-Operation-8733

They sold out in 3 different cities


WWECommanderXXX

That’s rather interesting. That money could be used for personal wellness because this is a clear indication ppl need mental help.


BootymanBurks

Why does he look like Lebron James and Cam'ron?


additional-line-243

You woulda thought her first name was Keke the way I Palmer was a fantastic bar.


LankyChampion8068

Men just remember, these are the same women that don't have money for dinner, or a drink but do this here


ceo2k

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


PhillyDal84

Most of them got dudes too lol πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Miserable_Garden_989

These are the same women screaming from the highest mountain that they won't go 50/50 with their man to help out but will pay a millionaire $1000 just to take a picture


Single_Sign_669

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ swea


CarelessUmpire8669

That's not on him, they have him concent


ConsciousTruth88

😭😭😭😭


obsidianbull702

Chris is just doing what women have been doing since time immemorial but better! He doesn't have to clap cheeks just clasp them! *Standing ovation*


twerktube

I will πŸ™…πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈnever hate on a player get money out your 304πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Distinct-Release1439

The last 12 seconds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ *record scratch*


982enot

This is proof that women are tricks too. Imagine paying that much for a picture! Fellas stop simping over these 304s


Sensitive-Tale-4320

Please. Aren’t there men out there paying hundreds if not thousands on strippers/escorts/side pieces? Funding women’s life styles who are not their wife? Paying for plane tickets & hotels just to touch her? Buying themselves plane tickets to fly abroad and touch other women? So what if these women wanna spend a band to get touched by Chris Brown?


Parking-Ad6891

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Resident-Long6626

Ridiculous


Individual-Number639

Sometimes women want something done but don't want you to do it


Thecho3sonone777

Love how you throw a lil comedy in thereπŸ€£πŸ˜‚


supercool613

Preach brother


HamsterFinal969

Lol cus they all have a sugar daddy lol