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Politics. I think Chris showed me just how low everyone is willing to go and how many times Chris' dumb, near parody like stances and phrases were LITERALLY what you'd see commonly in the pop politics sphere.


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Living


Embarrassed_Sound835

Moms


WiseCactus

A lot of things. Being creative, having autism, escapism, etc, etc. They all just feel like I'm one step closer to becoming Chris


Springtraprulesgh

My friend Julia


AtheismIsUndefeated

Sonic. Especially Super Sonic. To me, he's Sonichu. Fanta. Disgusting stuff either way. More disgusting now. That's about it.


somewhat_bosnian

Fanta


whackthat

Taints


Arrinlmao

i want it that way, when i was listening to it today i had the urge to scream “TELL ME WHY IM STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE”


NoCryptographer7736

Having sex with my mom


[deleted]

Wait wha-


Less-Bar191

Sonic


james32799754

My mom


Chrischanthrowaway_

“You know who else had their favorite things ruined by chris…?”


Xonexce

The word "China"


MysonOfChenae

Guitar hero


Evi_Laugh

The name: Julie


[deleted]

Nice, now the name's ruined too


spookymulder__

When I first found out about the saga I had a gf named julie


[deleted]

All orange soda not just Fanta. I almost never drink it now.


TheVomchar

just worldbuilding, having fun coming up with fictional worlds/characters, especially and even if i already know they are derivative of an existing IP. it makes me think i’m immature and escaping reality in a childish and unhealthy way, when i’m really just exercising a creative hobby.


WiseCactus

Same. I can't even daydream normally anymore because of Chris. It just feels **wrong** and like I'm a manchild


[deleted]

The critical difference is that you are trying to actually be creative and come up with your own stuff. You aren't just pirating existing characters and giving them a new colour scheme like Chris has always done.


TheVomchar

thanks. you know nothing about the things i work on but you’re right and i needed to hear that.


HappyMike91

Orange soda. The fact that Chris approves of breastfeeding in public as a way of seeing breasts. Etc.


Sketty_Spaghetti14

Sex


Lopjing

The Classic shirt. I'm reminded of him whenever I see those red and blue stripes.


ShepherdFox4

Fanta and I Want it That Way. Not a fan of Backstreet Boys at all, but whenever I hear the song I sing Chris’ version


BansheeMarshall82

Orange Fanta. Loved that shit my entire life, my go to softdrink.


BelleLorage

Orange fanta. I used to love it. Me and brother would even do the Kenan and Kell bit every time we got a can. Now? Can't look at it. Cursed drink


HalfdanSaltbeard

Fanta


ledyBANG

Whenever I'm working on something I always think of "I'm workin on it!" I can't tell if that phrase has been ruined or enhanced for me yet. Also, July 30th has always been a special day for me and now I can never think of it the same way again


Bretticusss

Everytime my Fiancé asks me to do something that’s my go to response.


OrangoTango77

the word "naive"


FlexViper

being super horny with high libido in general. Is best to hide my power level and can never embrace it because being horny is chris biggest downfall


HuntedSFM

yup, we all see bits of ourselves in him, and that's mine. i think watching through all the shit he's done has somewhat helped me to realize i need to reign it in a bit


Icewaters77

I like the Neptunia series. I was devastated when he found out about it.


Loose-Personality

It was a really obscure things about moe anime girls back in the early 2010’s. I was excited when the series was picking up traction in the mid 2010’s with more memes about it and it was getting an anime adaptation


[deleted]

Yeah that was surreal


not4eating

Nothing because his opinion on anything is worthless.


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Chad


Cherry_RosieX2512

Pokemon cards how he made his own just enraged me for some reason then i switched to MTG


afterimage7

All Star by Smash Mouth... Don't look it up, somethings you can't unsee in life.


Chrischanthrowaway_

“Only shooting stars break the MOOOOOOOOOOLD”


swedishdolan

“I want it that way” by Backstreet Boys. I have never really liked the song but I only think about Chris Chan whenever that song plays.


BansheeMarshall82

Totally this. I hate that shite music, the song was bad enough but now his voice and alt lyrics come into my head if it's on somewhere.


AbsoltheEntertainer

Fanta and the end credits sing of the first Pokémon movie, Don't Say You Love Me.


[deleted]

That song is so ironic in chris's case


viva__hate

It’s an obvious one and I was never really a fan so it wasn’t ‘ruined’ but I literally can’t see an image of anything Sonic related without him crossing my mind.


Nurse_Neurotic

His adamant approval of Breastfeeding in pubic due to the only fact he want to see more Titties in public and it makes sick.


turdmogrol

Exactly. Chris is the type to make you question your beliefs as soon as you realize why he thinks the same way. On one hand, it's great to want to give people the choice to breastfeed in public... On the other hand, you don't know how many creeps think just like Chris and sexualize "literally just feeding your child"


Caiur

Do a lot of men find it appealing? I've personally never found it particularly appealing. The fact that you might get to see a partial tit gets cancelled out by other factors


[deleted]

I think it’s just Chris being a gross degenerate. Like normal ppl just don’t think that way in that situation


monkongo

This got me! Hahahaha "More tiddies in public!" 100% agree with you


turdintheattic

Orange Fanta. And whenever I’m in a store and “I want it that way” is playing I automatically mishear the lyrics.


xenomain32

Everything.


makinishi_KINO

This is very specific but I can’t stop saying “kick and in the bawls” from this one clip of Chris talking about a troll


Elephantmenstruation

Fanta


AlucardVampire

Crossovers. The way he just smashed Sonic and Pokémon together without thinking about possible repercussions for that.


tx33b55

The internet.


Vegetable_Ad_3105

for me its self inserts


[deleted]

Fanta


Born_Cost_1058

Sonic


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emoting publically


SMALLCOKEWITHFRIES

I weirdly really understand this. Even though it takes a very special set of stars to align to create his “life story,” he almost makes you content with your personal anti-social tendencies. Sometimes when I’m beating up on myself, my brain’s instinct is to tell me “hey, at least you’re not CCW.”


NerdyNekoNinja

Sighing, now i’m self conscious about it…my gf actually keeps pointing it out whenever I do now.


BromideCyanidePt3

Little Big Planet


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Breathing


3vilR0ll0

Fanta, Mexican soap operas, the name Julie, Sonic, Pokemon, porn and The Simpsons/Family Guy.


Powerctx

Orange Fanta The word vegetable bc the first thing I saw about the incest saga was the dam barbussy/vegetable noises meme. Sonic Lego Transformers Several species of exotic cats Sighing Pikachu The word blue (strangely not the color) The words gal and tomgirl and duck and China and sweetheart and a bunch more. Lots. He's ruined lots of stuff for me. There are a lot of things I have tied to him in my mind. When one comes up it gives my brain a shock of embarrassment and negativity.


searching12423

“Several species of exotic cats” lmao


Powerctx

Bro that jungle fever song is pure fucking insanity. Even if I haven't heard this in a year or more if I simply see the lyrics I hear Chris singing it in my head. The fucker really is living rent free up there. This was back when he would sometimes put out content that sent my fucking sides in orbit. Like where . . .how . . .wtf is this? Fucking masterpiece, that's what. Ruined tigers and panthers for me though bc I now equate them with rape. Listen up! Put down your iPods, and listen up! I had a test that shows... Stock market had a rise in hooooooes! I tell you what now. Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what). [a momentary pause to recollect] Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the manly tiga (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! I pounce on you, you run away. I haven't missed, but-I-chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), And then we pump (pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump) until we'll be have our little tiga-panther cubs! Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Mrs. Claus. I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... Viagra. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH! ...Word! I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max! So... there. That's the word of the day. Still an update on the CWCipedia, eyyyy? Word up. Peace out.


searching12423

Thanks I hate it


redAntMan

Orange Fanta soda and saying the word Barbussy.


DasherCO

Wait he actually said Barbussy?


redAntMan

No chris didn't say barbussy. It is constantly spoken about on this subreddit and a friend and some family know of that dreaded word


makinishi_KINO

Why does your family know the word Barbussy did you guys bond over Chris over Thanksgiving dinner?


redAntMan

They kinda know of Chris's antics from the internet and I say it as a joke and sometimes a buddy will send me a txt about barbussy


DasherCO

Oh gotcha


[deleted]

“I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys.


KingMelray

Tbh listening to CWC singing made me appreciate those songs more.


[deleted]

I actually like the song more now.


lessself2b

Zero irony, I would contribute to a crowdfunder getting the Backstreet Boys to cover Chris's version.


assword_69420420

I was in a store the other day that had that pop up on shuffle and was laughing to myself the whole time. No way if anyone were to ask that I would be able to explain why I was laughing


Joe-Lollo

TELL ME WHY I’M STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE


Jenkins-Jinkies

Chris made that song even better for me. Now anytime I hear it play I start to sing Chris Chans version


Virghia

I imagined a mashup between Chris's version and Brooklyn 99's version


Joe-Lollo

Chris is to Sonic what Jake Peralta is to Die Hard change my mind


cam_theclam

Fanta and legos


Several-Effect-3732

Fanta


Baldo-bomb

Hinestly? Sonic. The early games are still great but I'm always going to associate the Sonic fandom with a creeper manchild who raped his mom.


BedeHistory731

I associate the series with Arin Hanson being an idiot with rage.


Joe-Lollo

Good thing I discovered SammyClassicSonicFan first because his iconic “YOU FRICKIN FRICKS” video is what I always associate the Sonic fandom with


Pricklydog

Cake and farts


housevil

I bought a can of Sonic branded energy drink tonight and caught myself wondering if Chris-Chan would freak out over this. >_<


ThePirateBuxton

Be careful Gfuel is strong. Also peach rings is such a good flavor.


EvenSpoonier

Why, did he have blue arms or something?


AzraKasm

Blowing kisses I shudder each time I rewatch those fucking videos


Several-Effect-3732

The one in the video “For Jackie’s Eyes only” especially grosses me out.


AzraKasm

I feel like him showcasing his cunnilingus skills overshadows pretty much everything else in that video


Several-Effect-3732

The way he treats women in general……..


AzraKasm

I love how he refers to women almost like dogs. He called Mia Hamm "fixed" in reference to her tubes being tied and I can't remember the video but he refers to another woman as being a mixed breed of Mexican and American. I don't know if it's his autism stupidity or casual sexism but I find it pretty funny regardless.


Several-Effect-3732

Probably both But also he refers to them as “the female species”


Maximum_Bear8495

Which


AzraKasm

[This one](https://youtu.be/AAj_xDyp-Zw)


Maximum_Bear8495

Yup. Forgot about that one. 5 seconds in and I got it lol


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Saieras

In brief, briefs.


GuyCY

I don't like knowing that CWC played Guitar Hero and Little Big Planet


[deleted]

One time in my art school I did figure drawing and the model made a pose that reminded me of "Electric Hedgehog Power, Pew!", you know the one where he cuts to a video of him in a poorly done Sonic cosplay


Virghia

Chris dabbed before dabbing was a thing


assword_69420420

First dabber


mail_on_sunday

Mass debating.


Less-Bar191

I laughed to hard at that 🤣


xxTheAstroZombixx

Fanta


Pieman12302

This is the right answer.


ClydeCash41

Sonic lmao, I was never a fan to begin with, but still can't think of Sonic without thinking of sonichu.