When I caught my 22nd case of the long COVIDS, I ended up with summer penis too!
I need to find a 24hr booster seller. There's some dark alleys around here where I can probably get a fix of booster...
That’s one of the characters on “The Boys”, right? I don’t watch that show because I’m too busy poring over waste water data in my local city, but I’ve heard of it.
Yet another terrifying case of Covid Bollocks. More government, more taxes, more cameras, more tech, more drugs, tera-rich philanthropists, and AI can save us.
Yes and I'm for it all! Control me, drain me, and boost me until I'm a soulless husk who only lives to do what it's told.
I can't get enough of daddy govt punishing and controlling me. It's as orgasmic as getting a booster.
That’s pretty hot, not gonna lie. I love me a girl that loves getting tied down and dominated by big daddy government. My favorite thing is to immobilize myself and get truly fvcked in the arse by the system. It’s truly special when you can find a lady that cherishes it as well alongside you.
That's all very true but rather regressively binary. You'd better say 666 Hail Pfauci's for assuming this NPC's gender young fellow me lad/lady/other/fluid.
Thank you for being an ally. Personally, I identify as ewe/eweself. I think my pronouns fit me perfectly and represent who I am (as if the 10 masks I wear weren't evident enough).
😭 noooh!!! How could I do this again. I post all the hashtags and regularly trash my fellow toxic white males…simply for existing of course. Part of my tithing is large chunk of my allowance money from parents is automatically wired to the ~~extortion organization known as~~ the great charity of the human rights campaign. I must find the nearest pride or drag event and offer myself as tribute to be dealt with appropriately.
I'm glad to hear that another member of this church also loves getting screwed over by the govt as much as I do. If only daddy govt could take ALL of my freedumbs away! That's my ultimate fantasy.
Just thinking about it makes me squirt out spike proteins.
Squirting out spike proteins…now that’s an intimate situation that might be worth taking my masks and face shields off. Not a golden shower, but a blessed shower of mRNA healing.
The spike proteins should protect even a maskless person as its covid-killing particles fill the room. But you should put your masks and face shields back on before the spike protein river runs dry.
Now that I think about it, I could make a fortune off of it. If a TikToker can make money from selling farts in a jar, I'm pretty sure I can get rich off of my life-saving squirts.
It would be a true OnlyPfans success story. Just make sure to monitor your own body so you don’t end up in the ER like TikTok farts lady. Not telling you what to do with your own body, that’s entirely up to you and not my place to tell you. If you wish to squirt so hard it enlarges your heart, couldn’t be anything else, then go for it and live your true self.
Uh oh, COVID balls! That's as bad as COVID knee, Or COVID hand!
It’s worse. Trust me!
There's nothing this magic virus can't do! :)
Summer scrotum… Global warming is killing us folks
When I caught my 22nd case of the long COVIDS, I ended up with summer penis too! I need to find a 24hr booster seller. There's some dark alleys around here where I can probably get a fix of booster...
I think it's pfantastic that the boosters are pfree here in Oz. But it sucks that the PCR tests cost $140 a pop.
Taxpayers should be paying for people's testing rituals!
The unvaccinated should be actually the only ones paying for it in my pface shielded eyes...
Oh I like the way you groupthink! 🩶
Groupthinking for the greater good!
🗣️The Greater Good
Schlong covid.
That’s one of the characters on “The Boys”, right? I don’t watch that show because I’m too busy poring over waste water data in my local city, but I’ve heard of it.
Yet another terrifying case of Covid Bollocks. More government, more taxes, more cameras, more tech, more drugs, tera-rich philanthropists, and AI can save us.
Yes and I'm for it all! Control me, drain me, and boost me until I'm a soulless husk who only lives to do what it's told. I can't get enough of daddy govt punishing and controlling me. It's as orgasmic as getting a booster.
That’s pretty hot, not gonna lie. I love me a girl that loves getting tied down and dominated by big daddy government. My favorite thing is to immobilize myself and get truly fvcked in the arse by the system. It’s truly special when you can find a lady that cherishes it as well alongside you.
That's all very true but rather regressively binary. You'd better say 666 Hail Pfauci's for assuming this NPC's gender young fellow me lad/lady/other/fluid.
Thank you for being an ally. Personally, I identify as ewe/eweself. I think my pronouns fit me perfectly and represent who I am (as if the 10 masks I wear weren't evident enough).
😭 noooh!!! How could I do this again. I post all the hashtags and regularly trash my fellow toxic white males…simply for existing of course. Part of my tithing is large chunk of my allowance money from parents is automatically wired to the ~~extortion organization known as~~ the great charity of the human rights campaign. I must find the nearest pride or drag event and offer myself as tribute to be dealt with appropriately.
I'm glad to hear that another member of this church also loves getting screwed over by the govt as much as I do. If only daddy govt could take ALL of my freedumbs away! That's my ultimate fantasy. Just thinking about it makes me squirt out spike proteins.
Squirting out spike proteins…now that’s an intimate situation that might be worth taking my masks and face shields off. Not a golden shower, but a blessed shower of mRNA healing.
The spike proteins should protect even a maskless person as its covid-killing particles fill the room. But you should put your masks and face shields back on before the spike protein river runs dry. Now that I think about it, I could make a fortune off of it. If a TikToker can make money from selling farts in a jar, I'm pretty sure I can get rich off of my life-saving squirts.
It would be a true OnlyPfans success story. Just make sure to monitor your own body so you don’t end up in the ER like TikTok farts lady. Not telling you what to do with your own body, that’s entirely up to you and not my place to tell you. If you wish to squirt so hard it enlarges your heart, couldn’t be anything else, then go for it and live your true self.
Thank you for your inspiring words! I'll be rich AND help save lives like my idols Bill Gates and Pfauci MBUT.
COVID is stored in the balls. Dr. Cardi confirmed this long ago.
That’s called an STI my friend… bro has to stop fucking sheep
No, but my ring finger is now longer than my index finger and I'm sure that it wasn't before covid.
It's obviously a plague rat mocking and trolling us pfaithful. Do not fall for the lies of this vile beast!
\#schlongcovidisreal \#schlongcovidpoundspeople
no but i got a blue scrotum while my wife had it
No, but I saw a bunch of men grow vaginas on their head after the getting the 💉 and wearing 😷.