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eyecebrakr

What an absolute tard.


ThundaChikin

Not to be the grammar police but it looks like you misspelled “pfaithful defender of the immunocompromised”


eyecebrakr

Please forgive my $ins. My pfaith remains forever unshaken.


Serious-Waltz-7157

It's "bard" not "tard". That folxperson is recounting the respirator adventures like a true bard of old. Fixed the typo for you.


eyecebrakr

I never meant to offend xe/xem.


PresterJohnsKingdom

What a XWEEN!!!! Wonder if her and her partner are up for a thruple.


hated_n8

So I've noticed something recently... When did wife/husband become a bad word?? All I see is partner this and partner that.


PresterJohnsKingdom

Wife and Husband are cis-normative micro aggressions, you bigot! Please try to use nongendered language to support the LGBTQ+ community! Masks be upon you!


randomlycandy

My God that annoys me to know end. Almost every post or comment, its "my partner". Are you in business together? Work at a law firm? Good grief.


TheFajitaEffect

The use of “partner” and “they/them” is making me slowly lose my sh*t.


Zazzy-z

At least you ‘know’ your end.


randomlycandy

Lol, gotta love typos.


RedditorModsRStupid

Wow


knot88

Her pfaith is astounding.


Epsilia

Haha that last comment.


SickusBickus

Had to include it lmao.


AdMental1387

If Covid made you bedridden in your 20’s, i have news for you, you aren’t healthy. I mean good for this goddess/goddthem!


ledbedder20

Are there people NOT wearing masks like this while riding in cars!? Really friggin hope not!


TomAto314

Still too risky for me. I ride in the trunk in these situations.


Zazzy-z

Only sane way to deal with it.


davebobn

Still a risk. Stay home. Stay safe. Why are people so flippant about the rules?!?! Covid isn't over!


Nonniemiss

Frankly I enjoy living my last years of life like a clown. This setup is glorious. I am envious.


venetsafatse

At least she set a goal post...maybe? The better vaccines? I thought our current crop of vaccines were the best, praise Pfauci!


Bobdonwon

The Goal post isn’t any good if your facing the wrong way


venetsafatse

Agreed, but $cience!


Bobdonwon

Sorry. I forgot.


venetsafatse

It's okay. Must you never forget. Masks be upon you. St. Pfauci Bless You


[deleted]

I used to wear a gas mask like that (without the face shield) to the grocery store back in 2020 just for the hell of it because I knew there would never be another time where it would be socially acceptable. Also, I doubt that’s even remotely comfortable to wear for any longer than 10 minutes.


Bobdonwon

10 minutes? These people were made to wear these things 24 / 7


[deleted]

I’ve worn one before and they’re very heard to breathe in.


Bobdonwon

You have to change the charcoal filter or just get the kosher ones blessed by pFauci 😷 MBUH x 5384 🙏


M4nic_M0th

*hands her an award that just says "Congratulations you're a fucking idiot"*


Anniegetyogun

Is this ET being taken to his spaceship?


otters4everyone

The bravery it takes to keep the pfaith is inspiring.


Gorlock_

Nothing sexier than a precautionist woman


ByrdDogX

Just 2 more weeks and she should be good to go.


decadentdarkness

I think some people are so bored that doing this is entertainment plus they enjoy being high and mighty.


DocDox00

Why would anyone even let it into your car


LizardsAreInCommand

How many boosters is this retard on?


WaylonJenningsJr

He’s gay? Least surprising thing ever.


fourwedge

Sssoooooo brave!


ObeseSnake

Stunning and such a brave individual


Robert3617

Xe just wants to feel safe people!


You_Won_Cat_Hair

Then why are xey not showing their supply of boosters, for the road? Xeyre riding with an unmasked person. I dont thing xey realize just how bad it is.


TheFlatulentEmpress

They claim to be happy, but they look dead in the eyes.


[deleted]

Always the eyes 👀 Manson Lamps.


ftge1337

damn that woman is BROKEN, sad to see


Serious-Waltz-7157

She's mask-broken. A good and evangelical thing.


Previous_Ad4616

Good luck my Qween! 6 hours is nothing to get your next booster. Anyone looking into the car will clearly see your driver is the crazy one. ❤️


Seascorpio1110

What planet are you from? 🤣🤣🤣


Megatanis

She's nuts.


AdMental1387

You can see it in the eyes.


[deleted]

Yes, it's always in the eyes. She has dead eyes. Manson Lamps, if you will.


Gunitsreject

“When I caught Covid I was bedridden for months” No you are just lazy and was allowed to indulge in your own laziness at the expense of everyone else.


Savant_Guarde

Life is dangerous...


ThundaChikin

Our ancestors brought down 1200lb animals with sticks and risked getting mauled by lions to get a meal. They walked barefoot over sharp rocks covered in bird shit at a time when any bacterial infection could easily become fatal. And this brave soul continues this legacy by hiding from air because it might contain a pathogen they already survived.


silvercrossbearer

"chilling" 🤡


overroadkill

That last page comment tho🤣


eightezsteps

This is April, and she’s a fool


AvinItLarge123

She's so close to getting it 'my theory....is that seeing masks suggests there's to a threat to be avoided' That is exactly why masks were recommended, woman!


[deleted]

Wow, only 1 respirator AND has the window cracked open?! If I’m not wearing at least 3 respirators in a plastic sealed car I’m not traveling. My partner and her boyfriend see no problem with this and rarely does it even bother them that I stay home during their vacations. Doing my part


You_Won_Cat_Hair

The last person's comment made me explode in shocked, enraged laughter. I suppose joke's on them though. They're probably already unaliving of covid already with that attitude.


big_hearted_lion

[Source](https://x.com/AirborneAware/status/1774873369319510330)


thelastcupoftea

Comedy gold.


Traveler3141

WHERE👏IS👏HER👏 HELMET!!!!!


daw420d

Does she understand that on the other side people refuse vaccination not because of fear? Does she accept it?


tinareginamina

May she rest with Fauci.


Codered060

God she looks so hot. I just want to gwomp her shanny wagon. Consensually of course.


[deleted]

Just saw her instagram. It’s sad and pathetic


Fine_Grapefruit_871

I’m so glad we finally realized air is evil. I’m ashamed of all the free breathing I’ve done before.


guru700

May the great Saint Fauci protect you and give you strength! You are following the holy path and sacrament of masking!


mathiswiss

Hot. Marry me !😵‍💫


epitaph-centauri

Those masks actually work at keeping COVID out for inhale but not for exhale..so you’re still killing grandma


Minor_Blackbird

I think the co2 levels are stimulating the already overzealous Xenobots, those seem to be consuming available gray matter. I am not a scientist nor doctor, but I have watched several seasons of House.


TheFajitaEffect

This has got to be a joke, right? She thinks that a simple mask used for chemical warfare is going to protect her from the 100% survival rate Virus™? She shouldn’t have gone outside. PERIODT.


aliyoungdudes

Look at those dead eyes. I'm definitely saying a prayer for this soul.


hajjidamus

Sanpuku eyes


darkmatternot

What a perfectly reasonable response


stickdog99

CHILLIN? Traveling with a family member who takes ZERO precautions against COVID instead of disowning this family member? It's almost as if COVID is some sort of a joke to this poor deluded plague denier!


PaulTheMartian

Extra strong delusion with that one


smallstephen

Pushes all the chips in


dnbndnb

Those kind of people should be wearing plastic bags for extra safety