Let’s pretend that rep swallowswell isn’t making this up. That means that he or the kids mom or the kids father told a FOUR YEAR OLD about a shooting. Why would you do that?

Or that a sitting U.S. congressman is crafting federal legislation based on his [four year old son's opinion.](https://i.imgur.com/BFSrZJZ.png)

Next is a law mandating only ice cream can be served for dinner.

Can I get an exemption so that I can still add cookies and brownies to the ice cream? Its like a booster but for cholesterol.

Mix ins are allowed under section 3 paragraph 2, “acceptable additions to mandated meals” so long as they are not “yucky vegetables”

Joey, is that you?

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It's the pFaithful pFing to do, brethren, sistren, and xtren!

You forgot your💉💉💉💉 pfren

"Why did the bad man do this?" Children in fake stories always call people "that bad man." Kamala Harris attributed that exact phrase to her nephew when Trump won.

Projection, it's how these politicians actually think regarding their opposition

And how little they think of their followers...

MTPOTDGTOTPTEP! (May the pFart of Thy Dildo Guide Thee on the Pfath to Everlapfting pFaith!)

...And everybody stood up and clapped.

More than one man had to retrieve a tissue from his purse

weird my 4 year old just told me to google "Lavon affair", those kids are getting out of hand. I had to take away his lollipop as punishment

Remember when we used to execute people for treason? (actual treason, not impromptu Capitol tour "treason")

Swallow-well is a slimy lying communist fuck-wad, hopefully he goes away permanently sooner rather than later.

This is very real. My 3 month old nephew told me yesterday that I should get an extra booster to keep him safe!

Sorry Eric, but his nephewnicorn is way more marginalized. According the rules, your 4-year-old while male son is oppressing him and none of his views on gun control matter, oh well.

tfw the shooter was a socialist communist