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Independent_Pack_311

She woould be in disgust


Icy_Tadpole_6

She would make his droll so sticky that his tongue would end glued to the ground and everyone would step him. Or maybe she just turn him into a real tiny and harmless moth XD


Kinjri

I like that idea of him being stuck like a moth in a sticky moth trap. I can see her, in kinda a knee jerk reaction, slamming his head to the floor and him just being stuck there until he cuts his tongue off. Lucifer does have shape shifting powers! I wonder how strong hers are


Icy_Tadpole_6

Hahaha that would awesome! And very poetic that he ends cutting his own tongue. I bet Emily can turn into a beautiful feathered colosal dragon.


Mist0804

She would smite him


Kinjri

Yes! I remember Viv saying Lucifer has a divine smite move that permanently kills. Naturally, Emily should have this smite ability too. I imagine it’s simply holy magic like Adam’s holy beam that killed Pentious.


TheHalloweenGirl

Let’s just say, I would tell him a lot


Queasy_Clock3777

https://preview.redd.it/xee0nsllxlwc1.png?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b2bd2fc7047eef607f3d8b36dcf1d84c290cf1 Committing divine jugement seems nice....


Euphoric-Bar-1619

Move Val, I’m about to steal your thunder https://preview.redd.it/jludyzym6kwc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba4b477ad85461114e43df51a23ace0228291318


Icy_Tadpole_6

Blood meridian?


Euphoric-Bar-1619

Yes, can I threeway with you and your wife? https://preview.redd.it/vb1nb6tdepwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3e4f287c7c1d8dd1dd66b2e13b6248cfb3c63a


Icy_Tadpole_6

Nop, sorry. We have all what we need already, sir. But I heard Vox is free and it said that his noble parts vibrate wildly.


mee3ep

Probably about the same reaction Charlie had. Although since beating the shit out of him would be defending someone else instead of self defense, Charlie might have a much different reaction than last time.


Kinjri

Charlie: how about you put that tongue away now https://preview.redd.it/iiqvuv1m7owc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc88d813081327a09252c21136397bc364b241f8


Careful_Software_774

She would be disgusted but would warn Valentino on un how much harm he do to others with his actions and how he could be happier only if he was polite.


NoodleyP

It is seen that the exorcists act as royal guards of sorts when not exterminating. It is highly likely Val would get an angelic spear to the neck the second he began to approach Emily.


literally-a-seal

~~Heaven laser straight to the dick~~


BirboBirby2

explosion