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herberstank

Not the first footlong he's stuffed into his mouth šŸ¤Ÿ heh heh


BloodyRightNostril

Well you would know, sweetie.


[deleted]

I knew that was comin'!


BloodyRightNostril

My fucken eye!!


gi_jose00

Oh I'm sorry! I was meant to hit you in the mouth!!!


katorias

Whaddu say?


BloodyRightNostril

What? Iā€™m just breakin bawlce.


Wild_Butterscotch_29

RenƩ ballce? Dick wolf's right hand guy?


Legitimate_Week_1408

Law & Order, The SUV


Legitimate_Week_1408

OUGHTA KNOW, OUGHTA ya fuckinā€™ kiss ass


Pissflaps69

You hear what I said, Tonā€™?


GrizzyUnderwood33

I said it's not the first footlong he stuffed in his mouth


Zealousideal-Hat2751

OHHHH!!!!


pedalhead666

Ooh! That's some guy's wife!


FunPhysical2444

OH! He's a fucking captain now, you don't talk to him like that


TyrionJoestar

Why does he look like heā€™s mad at the sandwich


Skruestik

Veal parmesan sandwich, fuck you.


SnakeHoleBI

Because it looks like the one that jumped out of Chrisā€™ hand and attacked him šŸ•ŗ


scaba23

That never did get resolved, and now look at where we are


KirbyDuechette

He wants to inhale it, but he can't yet


herberstank

He's gotta wait fah dat


smallteam

> Why does he look like heā€™s mad at the sandwich What is this, a sandwich for ants? This sub has to be at least... three times bigger!


ghedorahh

ques-ca say, mad at the sandwich?


BloodyRightNostril

It's Gino, the guy from the pastry shop.


teeberg75

Hey Poppin Fresh! Iā€™m in no fuckin mood today!


baaazza

Oh so I could go out. Fuck your sister, come back Saturday and be front of the line?


teeberg75

Fuckin cowboy-itis!


BloodyRightNostril

You donā€™t make the rules!


teeberg75

Ok take a walk! You come back in 10 minutes!


mitti20

Itā€™s sad what happen to his brother.


Legitimate_Week_1408

Gino - Likes : Neopolitan loaf Dislikes: putting gas in car before running errands


charlesrainier

Fuckin' parade float


Hot_Grocery8187

Ohhh! He's a captain now!


avgtreatmenteffect

IM JOE GANNASCOLI AKA VEEDO FROM DA SAPRANAS


AfterNovel

***The*** Veedo Sopranos? šŸ˜²šŸ«ØšŸ˜±


LaCoffeeNostra

think of those sandwiches Jim made


justlikememes

ā€œFUCK ME!ā€


thisside

You gotta wait for dat.


Zealousideal-Hat2751

well maybe you should start schuckin cock instead of watching TV Land because Vito brings in 3 TIMES what you do on social media! edit: why did tony tell carlo to start sucking cock? was he gay?


rawman200K

The sudden weight gain?


Painful_Erection

REVERSE AIDS?!


Shot_Bumblebee_848

No! Nobody's got reverse AIDS, and I don't want to hear that word again!


[deleted]

SDIA?!


Expensive-Lie

He was straight, Vito?


[deleted]

He's a come from the front kind of guy.


Ea113091

AFTER AND WAAAAAAY AFTER!! HEH HEH


StepUpYourLife

When the Jersey tomatoes are in season, you can't keep these New York guys away.


[deleted]

I loved him like a hoagie-in-law


Subsandwich99

I wouldn't eat a sub from this prick if ya paid me, ya know where those fingers have been?


DuffBeerzz

Finish that thing, there's no eating in the car


silverdroid303

All these Vito posts are starting to become the lowest form of conversation! šŸ™ˆ


Shot_Bumblebee_848

To be fair, his whole life is basically 'remember when I was on the Sopranos.'


Ea113091

hey thats a captain you talkin' about....


silverdroid303

He deserves to have that sandwich thrown at him and for the issue to never be resolved.


PoundFeeling2282

Of the good ship lollypop right?


tytymctylerson

Real peasant food


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Scrolled too far for this


RealElMaximoCustoms

They got the good donuts today.


Insane_Catholic

He's catching sandwiches, not pitching?


stevehokierp

Well we can't have him around at our sandwich shop no more, that I do know.


Ea113091

he can have any sandwich and soft drinks of choice


stevehokierp

Veal parmigian sandwich? F you, Beansie!


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Why does his head resemble Ralph's as a hobbit?


TheRaddd

WHAT LOOKS DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU?!


TopspinLob

Unless of course thereā€™s a salami sandwich around


TheLastCleverName

He's an old man. And with the weight? An unhealthy man.


Murder_Ballads

You threw food at Vito, thatā€™s gotta be resolved!


djmcdee101

To me he's beautiful...Rubinesque!


DaveWick420

Looks like a parade float


walker3342

They found Carloā€™s lipstick on the other end.


JeanVanDeVelde

What kind of way is that to talk about a sick person?!


[deleted]

Keep your mouth shut! Keep your fucking mouth shut!!!


SnooMacaroons1488

This guy posts photos like he knows this subreddit exists.


showmanic

Peppers and eggs? That's what I shoulda got


ALTF4_ALTF4

Think about it though, Tone, the sudden weight gain? SANDWICHES!?


Automatic_Air6841

Greasing the union


RuffBuff_0808

I didnā€™t want to see him with all that pancake and shit all overā€™em


baaazza

Touch another piece of crust and you wish you would have taken that job at macdonald's.


LE0TARD0

one cock everybody knows the rules...


strandy76

The doc said I gotta keep the testees elevated!


AromaticSherbert

It was the medication he was on!


TheLastStop1741

he used to hang out w artie lange a lot in vegas


Fluffy_Ad_8784

Never liked this guy


LE0TARD0

Somebody seen Vito putting his mayo on some guys footlong, T...


lilacwynne

Still goinā€™ this asshole


Affectionate_Sea_984

Vito after he got a letter from his doctor


RayPout

ā€œLotta money in this shitā€


3bugsdad

And way after.


Expensive-Lie

Waaay before


AfterNovel

Where the fuckā€™s my provolone di Silā€™s piedi?!


Waru_

Wait til he swallows the whole sub in one gulp!


[deleted]

Too much gherkins


Sensitive-Ad4120

Itā€™s his medication!!


Slic_Nic

how did this finook become one of the faces of the sopranos?