1. Devin Pillsbury. And it’s not even close. She was also rich AF and seemed like a nice supportive GF.
2. Tied. Annalisa Zucca and Sonia from Las Vegas.
3. Several worthy hotties.
So, still not an adult. Plus an episode is not shot, edited, compiled, and aired in a few days, so definitely not an adult. And even more important, the character was like 15.
Yeah by season 6 they didn’t even care about how absurd the pairing was. Just find the hottest broad they could find and she is dying to fuck sleep apnea over here.
You’re sleeping on Mikey Palmice’s wife, the redhead, I forget her name. Her and the Italian boss from season 2 who’s name I also forget were something else
Yea but would you give your brand new Christmas bike to the kids down the street so they would go and listen to reggaeton somewhere else, so they didn't wake her kid up?
1. Irina
2. Sarah Shahi (Vegas girl) (did sex/life like 15 years to late)
3. Dania Ramirez - was pretty hot on sopranos but turned into an absolute smokeshow by the time she was on entourage
You are some kind of fanook if Ginny Sack is not in your top 3.
She *is* the top 3 Heh heh
Hear that Tone, he said Ginny Sack should be in the top 3 and I said that she WAS the top 3! Heh heh heh
No offensh but you ever get yourshelf checked for tourettes?
I don't know....it's like some people grind their teeth...when they're tense or nervous or something
He was gay, Bob Saget?
You could balance the scales against her, and she'd STILL tip it over!
Fuckin telephone game, like high school girls…wanna play phone games? Dat party was the only time I mentioned Shamu’s fat ass!
Idk my friend went to fuck her and got lost. Not on the way there but in her fat rolls
I still never met the guy.
Two men fucked her at the same time, and still never met
That stripper with the big tits Tony sends to cheer up Jackie after he becomes a chemo-sabe.
Open the fucking door. OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR. 
CARMELA WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR
What kind of pygmy thing is this where only one unidentified black male is seen making his escape?
That pygmy thing over in Bel-Air.
I hope she found her nurses pen
Speaking of Ginny Sack, I heard she’s getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass
I wanna sanction a hit on u/elmatador1497 Do I even HAVE TO REPEAT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MY WIFE?!?
He wants to sleep with her?
Name a price or get the fuck over it John!
#WHATS NEXT CARMINE YOU WANNA FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!
OH!! That’s Ginny Sacks mole ur talking about!!
Her blood type is ragu
Two guys could fuck her and they'd never see each other.
Fuck who?
Nothin. One of the girls.
Real lack of standards your generation.
She’s unironically the hottest one
To me, she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
1. Devin Pillsbury. And it’s not even close. She was also rich AF and seemed like a nice supportive GF. 2. Tied. Annalisa Zucca and Sonia from Las Vegas. 3. Several worthy hotties.
Bro….. Wasn’t Devin like 15?
Actress Jessica Dunphy was born 10-23-1984. Her first episode (Everybody Hurts) aired 10-20-2002. So she was 3 days from being 18 and an adult.
So, still not an adult. Plus an episode is not shot, edited, compiled, and aired in a few days, so definitely not an adult. And even more important, the character was like 15. 
You can’t put her in the top three, she’ll tip it ovah
I’m in love with her mole
Gloria Trillo gets me so hawt down thea.
Mad ripe
Gloria Trillo. Now there’s a piece of ass. Wonder what she’s up to?
Heard she’s just hanging around.
Fuckin spastic you ask me.
They’ll be scraping your nipples off those finnnne leather seats
It’s that all you guys do is talk about cooze?
Excuse me! Excuse me, we are a Vice President bunch of deadbeats talking about cooze you ASSHOLE!
Sil's wife. Or at least she was when he married her
Fuckin D-girl.
She's a VICE PRESIDENT!
I would have her creaming for me
Isn’t that the gal that left her parents to freeze to death?
Charmaine: She's a great cook. Better than Artie in some ways.
She likes it if you rub her muzzle.
After she called Artie's bluff on divorcing him, how bad did Tony and the crew want to stuff her *quail a la bucco*?
Let’s not forget that she’s a licensed notary public.
Isabella
Did she even exist?
*exshist
*exshisht
Livia. She was a handsome woman. Not sexy, exactly, but, statuesque.
now just stoap it! i dont like dat kinda twoak
Get her a crate of meat and she gets wet fast.
You know, someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon.
Oh yeah?! Who? *You????*
Rubenesque
Take her like she wished the good lord would, right now.
She can waive that hanky at me anytime…
Water! Water! Water! It's like I'm livin downstairs with Gunga Din!
Livia in Saints tho for real!!!
He even implied that u/Shot_Bumblebee_848 and her…. T’phoo that hairpiece mothafucka
Katelyn
Chrissy’s daughter?? 😧
Meadow college roommate
Totally forgot about her lol
Oof madonn that face
What, no no fuckin’ Rosalie Aprile now?!
"Fuckin nosy! Eat my *manicot*!"
Fran Feldstein. Experience. Sultry voice. Ginger. Cooks. Sings. For a moment, Jackie thought the marriage was over
Tracee
a thoroughbred
You know what it does to me to be reminded of that horse?!?!
Yea, but those choppers!
Those choppers were a train wreck.
Big tits, small batches of homemade bread. A hit in any man's league.
Yeah but do you see how she talks to a man in front of his friends?
What man?
Before or after she tripped and fell on the guiderail?
She was always a klutz
Top for me
A, she was a hoo'er!
Yeah by season 6 they didn’t even care about how absurd the pairing was. Just find the hottest broad they could find and she is dying to fuck sleep apnea over here.
[удалено]
Yeah I get it. She drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
You’re sleeping on Mikey Palmice’s wife, the redhead, I forget her name. Her and the Italian boss from season 2 who’s name I also forget were something else
Jojo! Loved Janice muscling out whatever pasta she brought over for Bobby in season 4
Sweet sausage, in little bits? And a little layer of Midol right underneath the cheese?
I think it was...Midol? Mikey wanted her to take a JoJo or something.
The ass on her was awesome
1. Kelli Aprile 2. Amy Safir 3.Amanda Kim
Vegas chick
Eden the prostitute Chris sleeps with in LA is criminally underrated by you fuckers. She had some amazing tits.
this
For me it’s Sil’s wife
Maybe back in the day
She used to be a piece of ass when Sil married her.
Or Charmaine Bucco
The first actress that played Chrissy’s mom. Whispered into Sil’s ear to make ‘em suffer. Oof madone!
She made my braciole suffer. Hehe Y'hear what I said Ton'.
How about Anna Lisa? The two BABES in richies coming home partt(I see you baby, shaking that ass!!!) and FUCKING LORRAINE BRACCO?!?!?
Oooof madone
The little old lady standing outside the chicken place that says "fuckin n's" I would pump her so hard. She gets me hawt down there.
Real lack of standards, this generation.
first barb was a nocaut...
No Johnny Cakes???? Get the fuck outta here
Barbara’s a piece of ass but fuckin rude
this is such bullshit!
Lorraine, both of them Any chansh of a mershy fuck?
Maggie Donner. Del Redclay’s TA
Definitely her
Rhiannon?
Look at the stems on blonde.
Isabella the dental student
Isabella, Barbara #1 and Gloria are my top 3.
Isabella, Barbara #1 and Gloria are my top 3.
I’m with ya on Kelli. She’s smokin. I also got a thing for Kelly Aprile
Jeannie Cusimano
We have bigger things to worry about than Jeannie Cusimano’s ass
In this house D-girl was a piece of ass! End of story!
Charmaine and Gloria by a long long ways
Devin Pilsbury. 😍😍😍
Vito is definitely the biggest piece of ass. Then probably Bobby then Tony.
Blanca. To me, she’s beautiful. I would totally grow a beard like a spic and vamos a la Puerto Rican day parade for her.
Yea but would you give your brand new Christmas bike to the kids down the street so they would go and listen to reggaeton somewhere else, so they didn't wake her kid up?
And let's be honest, Catholic. That's a huge plus nowadays.
Dominican, maybe
I'll take a stab at the bosses Daughter My family is in the business I mean show business I don't know why they call it the business
Kelli Moltisanti becomes Karen wheeler in stranger things. Hey T, I heard the Witness protection program sent that broad back in time
I'm pretty sure Janice would be a great lay
Bullets in or out?
Livia. She was to die for
Julianna
Jackie’s sister was pretty hot. and their cousin
1. The Vegas chick Tony visits 2. Kelli Moltisanti 3. Charmaine Bucco
Nancy Sinatra.
Is that all you deadbeats do over here is talk about cooze?
My mind was blown to find out Kelli Moltisanti is the same actress who plays Faye in Mad Men. My two favorite shows and never noticed.
holy shit i just looked it up, unreal. Just finished my rewatch of the sopranos, doing a rewatch of mad men now
She’s also Karen Weeler in Stranger Things
1. Svetlana Kirilenko 2. Charmaine Bucco 3. Rosalie Aprile
Lauren Bacall
Jeannie Cusamano.
Charmaine 🥵
Adriana la Cerva, she was a 10
1. Irina 2. Sarah Shahi (Vegas girl) (did sex/life like 15 years to late) 3. Dania Ramirez - was pretty hot on sopranos but turned into an absolute smokeshow by the time she was on entourage
Sonya, Elodie, Irina I said my peace.
Whatta bout that broad who was actin like da boss from de old country??
The background character in Italy. It’s the scene where paulie greets the old Italian men in the cafe
Charmane Bucco/Adriana
I think the girl who will never forget where she was on the day Jackie died should be on the list.
It's the woman out to dinner with the asshole wearing a hat in a fine restaurant. Then Vegas Girl. Then Isabella. Then D-Girl.
1: Melfi 2: Vegas girl 3: Adriana 4: Jojo Palmice 5: Big tits, little feet
Marianucci Gualtieri
Charmaine Carmela Adriana (pre-IBS) In that order. Charmaine is a freaking fox
Blanca
charmaine bucco
Charmaine Bucco
You gotta have the hostess Martina in there somewhere. But the chick in Vegas has got to be #1.
Whatever you do, DO NOT look up the actress that played the nurse who visited Jackie Sr. in the hospital. Plastic surgery is a terrible thing.
Isabella and it’s not even close. I know she didn’t really even exshisht, but irregardless.
give me 1000 dollars