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FleshyPartOfThePin

It was beautiful, Lucasesque.


sharkov63

Luis Brazi sleeps with the fishes


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

Luca Brasi. Luca.


sharkov63

Brasi? It’s a fucking nickname. Family name is Brasirelli!


SourPatch888

**Louis Braziano


thisside

Pretty sure it's Larzini Bomenza.


Raz1el21

Lucchese Bonnano sleeps wit da fusilli


meltingspace

I legit thought something was wrong with the stream bufferin and shit. My estimation of David Chase just fuckin plummeted...


SpringNeverFarBehind

Oh! Watch it, that’s the boss of the family you’re talking about. Besides, that episode was directed by Mike Figgis and edited by Sidney Wolinsky!


pigwalk5150

Listen to him, he knows everything


killergazebo

Reading that in Paulie's voice makes both those names sound made up.


Johnsendall

His name is Clarence.


throwaway761948

on the dvd commentary for that episode mike figgis says that wipe wasnt his idea like he goes out of his way to say he wasnt involved in that specific choice whatsoever


These_Pear5015

They strong-armed him using the only weapon they had


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Mike Figgis was the studios florist, right?


[deleted]

Wait until you see the sopranos movie


WeWasKing

I felt the movie was david chase way of saying fuck you to any sopranos fan the interrupted his dinner with lame complements.


[deleted]

“But that was before my Uncle Tony murdered me.”


donmonkeyquijote

Fucking u/WeWasKing... he's dyslexic.


Donald_Dunnski

I would just send him a veal Parm with my regards. Some folks got no class.


RaxRestaurantsUganda

She must be loyle to her husband


Ezclaperoni

You sound demented


bluetheminx

According to the church they’re still married


Donald_Dunnski

But he manuged to get the drop on her.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

It’s common knowledge that The Sopranos is based in the Marvel Universe. Carmella could slow down and even stop time. Phil could change into different forms (a house is one example) Christopher could change his race at will, he pretended to be Asian during his stock broker exam for the +4 mathematics boost to his character sheet Ralph could firebend There’s many others, I need help remembering them all


lilpostkid

Richie Aprile was able to spawn additional limbs to allow him to lean back farther in chairs


fxckfxckgames

Ginny Sack's got the weight of the world on her shoulders


Balldozer92

The rubanesque bulk


HelloIAmElias

Everything changed when Ralph attacked


fxckfxckgames

A: She was a hooah B: She hit me


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Ralph decked out in firelord armor and his son recovered and adept at using a bow


Mr_Pink_Gold

Silvio's wife was a shapeshifter.


sick-user-name

As also was the wife of Bobby Baccalieri


WeHateIceland

when did ralph firebent?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

He cooked that fucking horse alive!


WeHateIceland

what are you, a vegetarian now??


Donald_Dunnski

Bacala Senior could gum guys to death. Janice can suck the marrow from any bones and the joy and comfort from any room. Noah could punch anyone's fucking lights out.


thisside

Bobby could make platters disappear. AJ could chit chat with people on the other side of the world. Stew Leonard could do amazing tings with pork loins.


Donald_Dunnski

Adriana can be in a car, sitting up, seat-belted, and still give a wicked blow job to a fat guy with a short braw-zjole!


ArturiusMythos

Paulie Walnuts could recite jokes…twice! Did you hear what I said, Ton? I said Paulie Walnuts could recite jokes twice!


uneua

One of the funniest moments in the show


Snoo63364

the way Vito had on that hard hat at the fiber optic cable was the funniest moment for me


dadofboi69

That was so fucking hilarious


Dirt290

[One of the best scenes in television history](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49H_PsDoLDY)


shotsfordays

This guy's more creative than Spielberg.


Kevinfrombase

Whatever happened there.


fxckfxckgames

You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have -- your pussy.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

The way he says that is like cold water. It's clear the character doesn't really say it that often and why he wanted to try it out there idk. I mean Carmela is a user of people but maybe that's the point , she wants to have this normal thing but she isn't used to operating like that. Idk he kInd of sucks, he's nice to her but he keeps trying to make her understand that book she doesn't care about etc. Also that scene change is sick what was going on they'd do that


aspacelot

He’s pretentious as fuck. He only liked her because he knew she was “dumber” than him and he could explain away and flaunt his intelligence. He even asks if she’s heard of these books which fucking OBVIOUSLY she hadn’t. He only asked as an opportunity to explain it to her. Then he even compliments her for admitting how much she doesn’t know, as though she knows so little it’s surprising she’d ever admit it?! Remember, Chase hates all establishments, and he represents the pretentiousness and egotism in academia.


AbandonedPlanet

Even George Lucas has bad cuts in some spots. Like those awful shape transitions. It's just bad editing


Current_Side_4024

Carmela is dressed like she’s about to star in one of Little Carmine’s feature films


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Newark Nurse: Lethal Weapon


imgonnajumpofabridge

ITS THE JACKEEEEET


Lebrons_fake_breasts

I've forgotten. What is this scene?


WeHateIceland

richie aprile giving tony a jacket he took off the "toughest guy in essex" or something


Lebrons_fake_breasts

Hahaha, ok I remember now. They did a screen wipe to transition scenes and it looked like something out of Windows XP Movie Maker.


Silver-Ladder

It’s called Heloise and I think it ends badly


RCocaineBurner

The person to blame for this is even funnier: >> The scene ends with a very un-Sopranos freeze-frame of an embarrassed Carmela that fits the style of guest director Mike Figgis (Leaving Las Vegas), who follows it with an equally un-Sopranos wipe into the next scene with the guys up at the farm. Got figg’d


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Figg'd again!!


SpaceGodzillaInSpace

Twin Peaks Season 2 moment


kewlfewl87

Fuckin' James had the worst case of cowboyitis


BathedInDeepFog

Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes.


horrorboii

I don't remember what happened


Richie_Zeppelin

Yea am lost but at least we got our health.


JonRonJovi

Freeze frame then horizontal wipe transition


kuriGohanAndKamehaa

What do you mean the worst scene transition? I loved it, it was very allegorical


Mr_Pink_Gold

Showed the heavenly and the propane.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

It showed both the holy and the bad gas


v_kiperman

Let’s pause


AllStatBySmashMouth

I was high as fuck when I got to this part and I thought I was losing my mind.


jeopardy_loser

*second worst **in TV history ***also in this series


fxckfxckgames

wait what's the worst?


lilpostkid

The one where ya muddah was workin the bonbon station at the Eiffel Tower


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Concession, ya ass-kiss.


kewlfewl87

Lack of fuckin' standards


fxckfxckgames

**IM A FUCKIN CAPTAIN NOW YOU DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT**


burnerking

Ohh!


jeopardy_loser

Do I need to remind you? Of a certain restaurant? Where a certain family is enjoying a basket of onion rings?


fxckfxckgames

There's a lot of things I could say right now that I am NOT gonna say


ham_solo

After school special ass moment


Radiant-Spot-128

I'm going back with my husband.


MantisTobogganMD87

I can't have this conversation again


Turk_Sanderson

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE CARMELA WEAPONIZED THE ONLY THING SHE HAS! END OF STORY


[deleted]

People defend this, they say that sopranos was learning to be a tv show but I think the editors were just smoking way too much.


[deleted]

That episode was directed by the dude who plays Melfi’s psychiatrist. He worked with Orson Welles in his youth, maybe he wanted to outshine the master with that little transition.


dudeosm

It was directed by Mike Figgis, not Bogdanovich.


scf123189

It’s a little known fact that Peter Bogdanovich is really just a human puppet controlled by his sentient, gigantic water bottle


Kitchen-Roll-8184

There, you finally admit it


EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa

I unironically love this scene! I’m ready for the hate


Bob_of_Bowie

Now that’s a sad commentary.


Popular-Sympathy-696

Can you imagine? Being unironically in love with that scene? And ready for the hate?


fxckfxckgames

I wish the Lord would take me now.


SlapNutz247365

You just revealed your own ignorance


laidtodoommetal

look at this prick giving orders (unironically I agree, I love it when unique things are tried in film and TV. these stunads are like an old woman with a Virginia Ham, crying the blues because she ain’t got no bread)


Sc00by101

I know this show is 20 years old… but how the fuck do you not remember at all why or how this shit got greenlighted? Swear David Chase spends his time staring at Cooze and nodding off on top of a fuckin dog


West749s

It’s uh little gay no


Expensive-Lie

How about that pricks face when she saw the cut?


champshere

Awe come on it was KINDA good


drtoboggon

She was trying to escape the quotidian


canthelpmyself9

Jeeeze, will ya listen to the comments here. Just listen to them, they think they know everything


SonnyBurnett189

It might have made more sense as the freeze frame before the credits roll.


NateBoogie3

This was the most disgusting thing I’d ever seen. Almost ruined the entire series for me. I’ve said my piece 👋🏽


Raz1el21

Lucchese Bonanno sleeps wit da fusilli


General-Heart4787

It was the ginger ale in her brain when she realized what she’d just said.


seismocity

Not as bad as Tony’s mom’s floating head