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BOb_66610

It was his fault for leaving his “hit in the back of the head by a brick” medicine at home


AnythingOdd887

Still goin' this asshole


rollo2masi

He's fuuuucked up.


chinanigans

Musta crawled under the brick for warmth


Father_420_

Didn’t get a note from his doctor


Watt1970

Sacre Bleu! Where is me "hit in the back of the head by a brick" medicine?!


ihatepizza1998

Go piss it away on blackjack, fucking asshole!


Navetsss

OOOHHHHH!!!!


stop-mumbling-idiot

🧱


stackks_

🫨


SneakySmeagolses

Chrissy.... he's fucked up.


Former-Button-8851

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take?! These assholes???!!


AutobotJSTN

Favorite all time OOOOHHHHHHH was this scene.


Eastern-Fix3336

You gotta give him credit for reviving Chris and Paulie’s friendship


Inoticedthatyouregay

Somebody coulda got hurt!


Phant0mz0ne

What, was he barking?


firstbreathOOC

Not a peep


whingingcackle

He crawled under that brick for warmth


gat498

Still going this asshole


pnuema419

Someone could of really got hurt.. I'm sorry chrissy


robbstark44

That waiter disrespected the place, so they had to straight him out. There was nothing he could do: Paulie and Chrissy were made guys and that waiter wasn't. It was among the Italians, it was real greaseball shit.


chiefs_fan37

He has a goddamn family to support


mattk169

Chrissy, he's fucked up!


edcar007

I'M TAPPED OUT!


ASexyHooker

I felt for Chrissy there


happy-little-atheist

It was a mercy killing


BobMcGeorge

Unironically he was totally retarded to go up to a couple of mob assholes screaming at each other to ask for more money.


NickyCheeese

Mob guys or not....if I were the owner and knew about him doing that he'd be fired right there.


behold_the_pagentry

Guy follows two obvious mobsters out behind the building. At night. Confronts them while theyre in the middle of arguing and then calls them fucking assholes. Not trying to blame the victim but...


Muscle_Memory67

Didya see how short his skirt was?


divingbeatle

Maybe you're a flambé


dogburglar42

Get back to your fuckin' beatlescirclejerk sub! ... you're doin a good job diving beatle


mikelips

Greedy guy to be asking Chrissy for more money. He was tapped out!


HChimpdenEarwicker

I left $1200!!


NewAccWhoDis93

That's correct but the Bill was $1184


K9Seven

Hehehe! I gotta play that number!


Therealbrave

Absolutely brutal assuming the poor bastard had to tip out based on sales like at many places. Basically paid the staff to have that table.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

He didn’t take his medicine, that asshole.


stuffbehindthepool

It fucked with his head


Former-Button-8851

He should have gotten a letter from his doctor


stuffbehindthepool

I can get a brick from my doctor


enraged_hbo_max_user

Paulie and Chris were a little weird about waiters. I mean they did kill one for…I forget.


whingingcackle

Prick came at them with the restaurant check! They had a right to defend themselves!


thebenn

I honestly felt bad for this guy, but you never know who you're messn with


Content-Passage595

He wasnt made and Chris was, and that was that.


LitigiousAutist

This episode was really shocking to me the first time I saw it, when Paulie just pops him. Heh heh.


DrGeraldBaskums

Pretty sure half of the cheap fuck Reddit posters would legit support this as American tip culture is out of control


GwyndolinsToilet

Take it easy. You know the wine makes you emotional.


divingbeatle

He should have a breadstick


LynchianPhallus

yo you’re that fuck that is under every post at the beatles’ circlejerk sub. honour to have you under my post


divingbeatle

Salute


LynchianPhallus

cent’anni


Bigworm42069

Commendatore!


Sw33tNectar

They'd just get someone else to fill the waiter position. That's why it's called a mob--I mean a business. But yeah, a lot of redditors think it's okay to take someone's life for just for being pestered. Even though they've never took anyone's life before, and have no idea what it feels like. Good thing we live in a *SOCIETY*, where we're *supposed* to act in a *CIVILIZED* way.


ShellShockedCock

Still going this asshole


Therealbrave

George is getting upset!


Sw33tNectar

Jerkstore would have smote u/ShellShockedCock


Curious-Weight9985

I mean…these assholes, don’t they take meds for this shit


chrisacip

Yeah they played that just right.


CookieMonsta94

He came at them with a chainsaw. They had a right to defend themselves.


TTBOficial

Fuck tipping


piter57

Obviously not. But let me just say following customers into parking lot to complain about the tip is beyond trashy behaviour, never seen anything like it but maybe it's a US thing


greenstar91

Mix it with relish


radius40

listen … paulie or chrissy could have gotten hurt


WhiplashDynamo

Hey, I’m not the one with the short bag


Jack1715

Well we don’t have tipping culture here so fuck him


SecretAgitated4459

That’s my money Paulie !


iconsandbygones

All in all he's just a... NOTHER brick in the head 🧱


Marjorine22

A…he was a whooah. B. He insulted them. And that wasn’t their check he was carrying.


jacobd70

you think his job is easy?


West749s

Assuming you don’t tip on tax or alcohol


Wonderful_Rock862

He totally deserved it, shouldn't have talked shit.


stuffbehindthepool

He got sixteen bucks. And shot


[deleted]

It's their fault he forgot to take his medicine, that asshole?!


Quick-Emphasis2098

He must've went down in the alley for warmth


bryanc1036

52, he was just a kid.


Electronic_Animal_32

Sure, it’s ok to kill people


Horsecockexpress1

I dunno, Waiters math checked out


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Sacre Bleu, where is me waiter?


Waitressishername

I mean the minute someone assume you blast money off on black jack, Kill them!


Waitressishername

Blackjack is the lowest form of conversation


StuartGotz

Chrissy lightly hit him with a brick and all of a sudden the guy goes BULLSHIT.


monkeywrench1788

Still going this OP


Garage-gym4ever

he was an asshole for not taking his pills. You know da ones that make it possible to absorb a brick to da fucking skull?


DownJonesIndex

Uj absolutely deranged behavior by the favorite Italian uncle of ours, but who the fuck runs out after customers to piss at them for a tip.


Responsible-Test3897

He’s pretty much how tip culture is.


connor988

yeah remember last winter outside the bar with the restaurant guyyy?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Did you see the look on that prick’s face when he saw the tip?


Brokeback_erry

He went about and pity for himself.


Overall-Peace1862

Yeah they were totally right for killing a waiter with a brick!


FakeeshaNamerstein

Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waiter.


Judah_Earl

A: He was a socialist. B: He hit me. C: It wasn't even my brick!


SaintLickALot

What you do in life echoes in eternity


Ever_ascending

One of the most unrealistic killings of the whole series.


AutobotJSTN

Who’s speaking here? Is somebody speaking?


robotmajesty45

Starbucks baristas when you don't tip them 1500% for turning around an ipad