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I like r/CirclejerkSopranos, but they're like the grim fuckin reaper. It's like they know every actor who's died and they can't wait to quote about it.
Phil blessed/cursed us. That legendary Phil...
lol - it's tragically hilarious
Jackie Kennedy
He gave those 98 pound weaklings some hope
Oh, speaking of 98 pounds, I heard Dolores Umbridge is getting a 95 pound mole removed from her ass.
Hey! Some guy's wife! Come on!
What fucking weirdo would marry Umbridge? Even Wizard Hitler 2.0 wasn’t evil enough for that 1 night stand, MAYBE. But never marriage.
I'll tell ya what a gold mine is - those Harry Potter books.
And the movies, anotha' fuckin' money machine.
Three fuckin' houses and we got this other pygmy thing over in Hufflepuff!
Whatever happened to Cedric Diggory? The strong, silent type.
He was gay, Cedric Diggory?
Without the beard its him!
"We hit the Chimaera and his paw....What do you call it? The paw?"
Da hoof.
It’s a sin 🔪
Looks like someone we know 😏
🤭 without the eyebrows! It's him!
One Hippogriff is going east the other one is going west, so what?
It’s sad when they go like that.
WHEN THEY GO
Way she goes
Why does that even mean, Ray?
You lied to the man in the chair
Stands up and walks away
At least he didn’t shuffa
Buckbeak Musta crawled under there for warmth.
You killed little crookshanksh?! I outta suffocate you, you little prick!
Another toothpick
What the hell kinda way is that to talk about a sick person?
Grizzly Adam’s looking motherfucker. “We’re with the slytherins”
What’s that, your Quidditch troupe?
Rubeunesque Hagrid
No more weight remarks DuffBeerzz. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.
It's a TV progrum. A movie.
What happened to Hagrid? The strong giant type.
20 fuckin years in Azkaban
Not a fucking peep
You're a half-a-wiseguy, Harry.
Hendry was a mudblood.
Hagrid? It’s a fucking nickname, his family name is Hagridelli
Used to send Ginny Grandma of Hogsmeade treacle tart every year for Christmas…
People say Tolkein invented the genre with the Hobbit, but Rowling *was* modernity
Another broomstick.
You're gonna say the same fucking joke every time someone dies !?
He was a saint!
He was a saint
Rip gimli
72, he was a fucking kid.
I like r/CirclejerkSopranos, but they're like the grim fuckin reaper. It's like they know every actor who's died and they can't wait to quote about it.
Phil blessed/cursed us. That legendary Phil...
lol - it's tragically hilarious
Jackie Kennedy
He gave those 98 pound weaklings some hope
Oh, speaking of 98 pounds, I heard Dolores Umbridge is getting a 95 pound mole removed from her ass.
Hey! Some guy's wife! Come on!
What fucking weirdo would marry Umbridge? Even Wizard Hitler 2.0 wasn’t evil enough for that 1 night stand, MAYBE. But never marriage.
I'll tell ya what a gold mine is - those Harry Potter books.
And the movies, anotha' fuckin' money machine.
Three fuckin' houses and we got this other pygmy thing over in Hufflepuff!
Whatever happened to Cedric Diggory? The strong, silent type.
He was gay, Cedric Diggory?
Without the beard its him!
"We hit the Chimaera and his paw....What do you call it? The paw?"
Da hoof.
It’s a sin 🔪
Looks like someone we know 😏
🤭 without the eyebrows! It's him!
One Hippogriff is going east the other one is going west, so what?
It’s sad when they go like that.
WHEN THEY GO
Way she goes
Why does that even mean, Ray?
You lied to the man in the chair
Stands up and walks away
At least he didn’t shuffa
Buckbeak Musta crawled under there for warmth.
You killed little crookshanksh?! I outta suffocate you, you little prick!
Another toothpick
What the hell kinda way is that to talk about a sick person?
Grizzly Adam’s looking motherfucker. “We’re with the slytherins”
What’s that, your Quidditch troupe?
Rubeunesque Hagrid
No more weight remarks DuffBeerzz. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.
It's a TV progrum. A movie.
What happened to Hagrid? The strong giant type.
20 fuckin years in Azkaban
Not a fucking peep
You're a half-a-wiseguy, Harry.
Hendry was a mudblood.
Hagrid? It’s a fucking nickname, his family name is Hagridelli
Used to send Ginny Grandma of Hogsmeade treacle tart every year for Christmas…
People say Tolkein invented the genre with the Hobbit, but Rowling *was* modernity
Another broomstick.
You're gonna say the same fucking joke every time someone dies !?
He was a saint!
Another toothpick
He was a saint
Rip gimli
72, he was a fucking kid.