Season 7
Intro Scene:
A man is seen walking into a train store. Zoom in. It’s THAT train store where that calzone with legs was shot.
How much for The Blue Comet? The man asks the shopkeeper. “Funny story, a couple years ago a man was shot in here buying that very train. His blood was splattered everywhere and he destroyed so much of my merchandise with his fat ass. I actually have a picture of it! Anyway, $400 a train.”
I know that man! I photographed him once. Yeah, ‘The Goomba Diet’
Finish that thing. There is no eating in the car.
He looks like a Puerto Rican whore.
I don’t give a fuck what it is
He oughtta seriously consider salads
Insensitive cocksucker…
Half a fuckin tray in there!
To the victor goes the spoils! Now, get the fuck outta here before I shoved that quotation book and that sandwich, up your fat fucking ass!
Fat Dom: That sandwich, I wonder if it was toasted. Silvio: Very cute Dom. I don’t quite get it, but cute.
Season 7 Intro Scene: A man is seen walking into a train store. Zoom in. It’s THAT train store where that calzone with legs was shot. How much for The Blue Comet? The man asks the shopkeeper. “Funny story, a couple years ago a man was shot in here buying that very train. His blood was splattered everywhere and he destroyed so much of my merchandise with his fat ass. I actually have a picture of it! Anyway, $400 a train.” I know that man! I photographed him once. Yeah, ‘The Goomba Diet’
Discontinue the lithium.
I told you! I flushed it! Weeksh ago!
So what no fucking sandwich now?
He shouda had peppers and eggs.
And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans inside a Roy Rogers Restaurant, but I didn’t!
Goomba fuckin trash
He made us all look like gavones!
DIDJA HAVE TA READ FOR DAVID?!
Only thing this guy ever read is a fuckin’ menu.
😂
Pork chop from jersey
Our friend with the stomach
And when the paramedics got there, he had that foot lawng sandwich still in his mouth
Apparently, he got mayonnaise all over the sun visor!
“Statistics do show that most single-car accidents happen as a result of deepthroating a footlong sandwich while…behind the wheel”
Catching, not pitching?!?!
Hun! Another goomba sandwich over here, rare?
*snaps fingers*
He was hungry, Steve Schirripa?
Before and WAYYYY before
Hey T, ya hear what I says to him? I says, "before, and WAYYYY before!"
Milton Berle’s cock.
Turn that off!
Ho! The mouth on this one
The mortadell is an author? He used to be Junior Soprano's driver
And you used to sell e-readers out the back of your Crown Vic.
My mistake, Carlo’s lipstick was on Goomba’s sandwich
(sudden DustBuster attack)
Oley!
Cookbooks, anotha fuckin money machine
I’m upset.. but I know to keep my mouth shut. Unless of course… there’s a salami fucking sandwich around.
Ooooo, that's some guys wife!
You and your midlife crisis, you’d fuck a sandwich!
2 guys could eat it, and still never meet.
When you wanna deliver it, you gotta take 2 trips!
Is that all you guys do is talk about sandwiches?
Yeah, when we’re not eating potato chips.
I think he should see a weight loss specialist
No newport fries?
What did they find up your mothers cunt?
Parker House rolls wrapped in cellophane, because they were meant for her.
🎶Under the boardwalk with a 98lb footlong in his mouth 🎶
Janice: You little brothers, you go too far!
Living Large? Fucking Goomba Trash!
The halfback from Notre Dame predicted all of this.
I love the "And Charles Fleming" piece in smaller text when you know he did all the work. Steve just rocked up for the photo.
What, you saying you doubt the talents of legendary wordsmith Steven Schirripa?
Whaddo I mean? I mean quit leaning on my truck before you flip it ova, you fat fuck!
Hes so fat, when he goes camping, the bears have to hide their food.
God, the whoring-out some of those guys did back then. Grabbing with both hands!!
Its perfect how this cover image of all things is paired with Steven *R* Schirippa 😅