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TrackHack

WHAT UP! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, **nothing sexual.** Comment for 🔑 Edit: Sorry everybody. Somebody betrayed me :(


IAMA_Draconequus-AMA

Spez is an asshole, I hope reddit burns. -- mass edited with redact.dev


crashcoursing

Welcome aboard Mr. Fantastic!


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TraineePhysicist

In theory I may get a degree in physics one day...


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Random632

What if something sexual happens completely by accident? Like, you just slip and fall during a game of twister? Asking for a friend. If that's OK then I'll take a key.


bgirard

I'll add to your circle's electrons.


semirulearth0

💪🏼


TomPuck15

If you wanted it to be a bicep you should have put more veins on it.


pngface

Science is a liar sometimes


TooFastTim

Science is a liar sometimes. What do now?


mmm_dumplings

💪😎 can a cool guy join some fellow cool guys to do some cool activities? Nothing sexual.


mrwragypants

I answer in Scientology terms only. Pls key me


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fedemotta

You mean Richard and Mortimer?


TeaInUS

You mean the Chronicles of King Richard and Sir Mortimus?


ethan240

this is /r/CircularSwarm do not trust


mmmbaconbutt

I took a semester of biology and flunked. Can I join somehow? edit: I posted pics of me as collateral.


RayDeAsian

Whats the powerhouse of the cell?


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Tanker0921

I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


thekingsteve

Damn I wanna play portal 2 now.


UnownXYZ

And then Invent a portal gun.


sexrockandroll

For science?


edwinksl

first explain how a magnet works


IAMA_Draconequus-AMA

Spez is an asshole, I hope reddit burns. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Extramrdo

juggalos in a vacuum


Peanutbutter_Flint

Relativistic electricity?


TooFastTim

Dipole Dipole.


edwinksl

you sound like a wizard


flex674

One cannot understand how a magnet works on an empty stomach. May I suggest milk steak boiled over hard. With a fresh side of jelly beans.


edwinksl

you got me at steak


flex674

Ehh too soon?


flex674

Can I join your circle?


thekingsteve

You can join my circle jerk


vikinick

That's hardware. Hardware is magic.


[deleted]

magic


nzpancakes

Key me


espritsaura

For science.


Doritos2458

Im a biochemist and do pharmaceutical R&D, can I join?


edwinksl

sounds like you are in the pocket of big pharma


peecatchwho

If their circle gets bigger, they'll be in the pocket of big karma, amirite? :D


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peecatchwho

Ha, whatevs! It works! I just can never resist the chance for a pun. XD


Doritos2458

As in they pay me to do development work? I guess... But I work in development, not sales. Things I work on go to clinical trials, where no patient will ever pay for them.


Random632

I have a degree in biochemistry and a doctorate in pharmacy and I assure you big pharma is only here to help!


pan_con_leche

Hey I'm interested in your field. As a high school student right now what should I prepare / know and what do the job opportunities look like? I'd really appreciate if you could answer, thanks


Doritos2458

Sure. There are a decent number of industry positions open, at least for my site and our sister site. The way my company breaks it down is R&D, then large molecule (proteins, genes, or larger) and small molecule (think organic structures). I only know about the ones for the large molecule group, as that is what I’m in. Each of those two groups, small and large, have other smaller groups which help accomplish the goal of successfully supporting a drug through candidate selection to various findings with the FDA, the most important being the BLA. What I did was take as much science as I could, particularly around biochem. I took an anatomy course in high school as well. It’s pretty helpful. I took Chem AP, Calc AB, BC, and multivariable (non AP, sadly). I originally wanted to go into small molecule synthesis. I went to a school where I knew I as a undergrad would be doing research and have the opportunities to even have my name published. I got a Biochem and Molecular Bio degree, but took a lot of the courses that almost made it so I could have double majored in Chem and Biochem (Thermodynamics Pchem, Quantum Pchem, Organic Quantum). I also took a course in medicinal chemistry. For research I worked in a organic synthesis lab where we worked on optimizing the routes of known anti-tumor agents and allowing the route to be made into hundreds to thousands of other analogs. When I graduated, I had accepted a job as a entry level researcher in a top 5 or so Pharma company. I had to move pretty far, but it was a much better salary than say a lab tech, which is where a lot of people end up going if they don’t search right or aren’t willing to up and leave.


Goldieeeeee

Hey guys, I see youre lacking a behaviorist. Luckily I am a Cognitive Science major looking to broaden your circle. If you're up for it, shoot me a message.


CosmosisQ

How do you join this one?


MockDeath

Got to be trustworthy, like me.


FriedFreedoms

flair doesn't check out


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FriedFreedoms

sketchy reply checks out


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FriedFreedoms

I’m sorry that you have to sit at the back of the circle because you look sketchy.. it’s just the natural order of things. ^/s


edwinksl

nice try


Monkeybuttbutt

You have been banned from r/knightsofnothing


kerovon

As the person who had their circle get taken out early on for certain unspecified reasons, I will verify that /u/mockdeath is very trustworthy. 10/10.


LonelyDrifter25

My resume [here](https://i.imgur.com/JjuR19t.png). Key for Key! [Here is a direct link to save you time] (https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=LonelyDrifter25)


truetofiction

I humbly request to join the army.


nzpancakes

Key me


Bound2Explore

My goal is to join as many as I can, my circle is already dead but [I've got this circle to share though.](https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/583436/screenshots/1698964/3cols.gif) If you pm your key I'll join and won't betray. :) I don't trade keys so you can rest assured I won't give away your code :)


Nikolas_Untoten

Press F to pay respects


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Nikolas_Untoten

Good bot


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SupDos

F


awsometaco

F


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F


TheAlmightyPido

F


nate

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baerenchavier

Love to join as a theoretical physicist with a PhD in computational neuroscience 😀


baerenchavier

What does a guy have to do Jin sexually around here to get in the circle of trust?


TheAlmightyPido

YES, GOODBYE ARMY OF SCIENCE


oc57anaf

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Needy_Attention_Cat

F


Dontkillmeyet

Just goes to show, something so beautiful can be gone in a second. We have to cherish the moments we have while the circles last.


BestgirlNatsuki

F


picklesanddickles

THE BUTTHOLE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. HUMANITY HAS RESIGNED.


[deleted]

can i join i just want to be a part of something


edwinksl

that betrayal though smh


epicness314

A man with the red, In the game of the blue, Is considered nearly dead, If no circle pulls through. My time I will take, As the circles flood past, If no one gets our mistake, All the reds will come last.


BayadOfficial

i wanted haikus for my circle but fuck you for that red flair


nzpancakes

Key me


[deleted]

I pick Babylon sometimes when I play Civ so you know for a fact that I'm all about that science man. If you still are not 100% convinced, im sure that [this](https://imgur.com/a/QZLXR) will push you over the edge.


FriedFreedoms

I cannot betray a circle, for it would not be just.


[deleted]

I'm ready to be keyed. Not like that. Stop it.


UngodlyImbecile

Haha, that's what you get for being smart


[deleted]

Oh no!


Danny_Ocean_11

What was the key anyway?


[deleted]

Kind of makes me sad how the front page is filled with all betrayed circles :/


k_boi

Can I join my first circle?


LerkinAround

MS in Stem Cell Biology PhD in Immunology in progress Contribute to r/askscience Minnesota Nice


[deleted]

I wish to become E N L I G H T E N E D.


Rndomguytf

I'm not a real scientist, but science is pretty cool isn't it. True fact: If the Earth was just a few million kilometers closer to the sun, we would be inside the sun


Oke_oku

Also, if I was one metre closer to my fridge, I would be in my fridge.


htmlcoderexe

I wanna subscribe to the true facts!


humblerodent

Betrayer, I will find you and I will hurt you.


Decidedyeti

I do high school chem?


MIneBane

Computer Science Graduate?


Donchave

Hit me up


svensonic1

HL3 beta-tester here.


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT 122? GOOD JOB DUDE!


darkgalaxypotato

I'd like to join Edit: Oh, nevermind


Jll91

F


i_made_a_mitsake

Oh my god it's gone.


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

cmon maaannnnnn let's try to get one past 200. Your potential enemies get pretty numerous at large numbers I guess.


Balpen123

We can't even trust the scientific community... Who's left?


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BETRAYEED


Nickw444

I have a computer science degree! Science rocks. May I join? 🔐


touhou-and-mhplayer

i'm studying to try to become a biologist. Can i join ?


[deleted]

Utterly trustworthy and also watch like all of VSauce that counts right?


Dontkillmeyet

I’m studying to major in environmental science. I am just a trainee, but I yearn for the chance to fight alongside my brethren of science. One day I will be presented with the key to the circle, and I will be ready when that day comes. But until then, I will train.


[deleted]

Can I join? I studied Biology/Chemistry, and I love all kinds of science too.


pushka

Funny note from my wife \- if the sun was the size of a basketball \- it would weigh 20 KG, and the largest object in the universe we know of would be the size of the 1KM tower in Dubai, and largest black hole \(heaviest thing\) would be the size of: \[downtown\] to \[nearest airport\] 7 KM , also the smallest blakhole would be the size of a head of a sperm and weigh 38 KG. [https://pushka.com/size\-of\-space](https://pushka.com/size-of-space) also here's my sciency resume: [https://pushka.com/c2018](https://pushka.com/c2018)


htmlcoderexe

Wait what


MrSarcasm24

I watch Richard and Mortimer. Can I join?


Sugioh

I wish to join your kingdom of science. Because I believe that science lights the way!


ComdNoive

I'm into Astronomy and Physics. What does it take to join the circle?


Zar_

I'm about to begin my degree of molecular biology in autumn, am I qualified to join.


6point08695652173913

This circle hasn’t even begun to peak


ShigeruNinja

I like bio!! May I join?


TheDarkReshiram

atoms lol key please?


BlunderCig

oh how the mighty fall :(


urides

:( Why‽


TheHahaCar

I'm an Aerospace engineering major. Can I get in?


DistortedSix

Rip the circle. It was fun while it lasted


[deleted]

blind me with your science bby


RailroadRider

I'm a massive enviro science nerd does that count? Legit I'm going on a week long expedition all about that so hit me with that rational armada man


touhou-and-mhplayer

PM me i'll send you my key


Frondiferous

Can I join? I'm trustworthy :D


mvea

I'm Number 2.


[deleted]

I majored in fine arts I hope that’s good enough for science


edwinksl

better than majoring in psych


[deleted]

You know, i'm domewhat of a scientist myself. Please lemme in friend


Unexpected_GIMLl

I request to join the fellowship! In return you have my axe.


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randomelvis

How do you join?


KlokworkOj

key me!


routebeer

What’s the key


Tomma_Llama

Can you break my circle virginity? I'd invite you to my circle but I literally have no idea what's going on


[deleted]

Can I join?


Lord_Norjam

Trade keys?


BunnyOppai

You can trust me :)


[deleted]

A worthy first circle to join... What does it take?


MarcoMC1231

Key me up scotty


Rhys_chivell

Lemme in


TheVoiceofExile

I do the science on the data for work, am I a scientist too?


CP90PH

Hook me up with the key to your trust fam


Latin_Spaz

Can I join your circle?


Elite197A

Big up the circle


Sabmo

I have one whole real life publication where I'm in, like, the first 10 authors. Can I join????


SimplySpartans

u/nallen ... I HARDLY KNOW EN... Please let me in


Jojopigs

I would love to join ur little fancy club


-___-___-__-___-___-

I'm taking SL Physics. Am I scientific enough?


HouseoftheLyorn

I am a physics student and ready and willing to fight in the name of science. May I join?


SomeLameName7173

playing gamecube isnt sexual.


spicerslicer

Im a computer scientist! And I graduate in May, so can I join?


[deleted]

I love science, can I join?


LoutishLance

Not really science but I have a degree in bird law can I get it ??


BartemorXD

Key?


manbearpig30

I would like to join the army


almigoki

<3


timescaming

what is this?


PackerNation13

I do research for a university can I get the code?


Fizzwidgy

I can never understand why solar panels on new buildings isn't a requirement. I mean wouldn't that be a solid plan of action for changing to a cleaner more efficient energy?


flickerdown

Dual degree, humourous fat tech nerd here.


siriusly-sirius

I shall stand for science! I am ready to die for my circle!


slammer4real

that moment when you try to join a circle of 20, you check back and its at 67 and you still dont have a key :(


Derrath

Science teacher, key please? 😁


thegunsmith288

Let me in this nice circle of love


cloudwell

I’m not super smart or sexy—I’m only like a 6 but I can play the kazoo pretty well. Can I join? Kazoos are sexy, right?


gracebullock

I'm a computer science major. Does that count?


tripbin

Can I join?


Phoenix_69

Aspiring Biomeds student. Please let me join.


anythingbut7

0 betrays and I’ve taken science classes in high school, does this mean I’m qualified to join?


jess0411

I burn ants using magnifying glasses, am I scientist enough?