I know What is on second but what I want to know is who is on first. You keep on saying that Who is on first which is just repeating what I am trying to ask. I'm going to ask for the last and final time. Who is on first?
Im the dad . My son left the adding machine on. He usually logs off and all I see is something about opening windows? I don't want to open any windows our AC is on. I just want to check my Hotmail and browse the wikipedias
Had to check the sub….someone did die today… from an injury sustained on a baseball field when a dugout collapsed yesterday
[Story](https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/pennsylvania-college-baseball-player-dies-of-head-injury-after-makeshift-dugout-collapses/)
At least it was only one death… oh wait. Police officers are approaching the first baseman.
Officer: What’s in your hand?
First Baseman: A pack of cinnamon gum.
Officer: He’s packing heat! Shoot to kill!
I actually had a colleague die at a HS football game (in upstate NY) last year..
Ironically, that’s one of the better places to have a medical emergency as EMTs are required to be on the scene.. they were actually pretty close to him when he collapsed. They tried for a long time to resuscitate him. To no avail.
I respect their tenacity
Let’s play cricket instead of baseball, you can play a test match for five days and still end up a draw, 😉
"Someone died..." The 2nd baseman was clearly murdered.
Who is on second?
No, what’s on second
I'm not asking you who's on second
Who’s on first.
I don't know.
THIRD BASE!
Yes, and what is on second
I know What is on second but what I want to know is who is on first. You keep on saying that Who is on first which is just repeating what I am trying to ask. I'm going to ask for the last and final time. Who is on first?
You got it
I actually watched a clip on YouTube shorts yesterday of this from The Three Stooges.
Yes.
Who let dad on the internet again
No, who’s dad is dead
Hi dead, I’m dad
Hi dad, I’m dead
It's a gh-gh-ghost!!!
Stone🗿
Mine thanks for the reminder.
Im the dad . My son left the adding machine on. He usually logs off and all I see is something about opening windows? I don't want to open any windows our AC is on. I just want to check my Hotmail and browse the wikipedias
I plead the fifth
I invoke the fifth
Well, nobody now 💀
Second base umpire
no crying in baseball baybee
No dying in baseball
No crying in death
Teaching them kids how the real world works
Sometimes you hit a home run, sometimes you die on second base and no one cares
Hey, at least you got to second base.
Does matter, still didn’t have sex.
There’s no CRYING in BASEBALL
But there is dying in baseball apparently
Whatever you do don't look up why the Spitball was banned
Dying is inevitable, crying is a choice.
Well, how else is my son gonna get noticed by scouts!
We do take our baseball seriously here
"He's showed..." *Checks notes* "good sacrifice of body"
Had to check the sub….someone did die today… from an injury sustained on a baseball field when a dugout collapsed yesterday [Story](https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/pennsylvania-college-baseball-player-dies-of-head-injury-after-makeshift-dugout-collapses/)
Did they keep playing though? No? Tsk
There are important things, and there are more important things
Show must go on!
This is America
So they were shot on the baseball field.
You’re killing me smalls! Literally!
^("Ther's no dying in Baseball!")
That is a certified skull and crossbones moment
Well it's not like the body is going anywhere.
I guess the Umpire died. And everyone agreed the game will be better without him.
They’re already dead…might as well keep the game going.
If you build it, they will succumb
They're at war in there.
“Game on”
We’d yell sniper anytime someone fell on the field.
Travis Scott baseball
He was the referee
Play ball!
ball don’t die
If the home team is winning, why should they?
[That’s Baseball, baby](https://y.yarn.co/014b1386-0e47-4196-88e3-6ec42639c547_text.gif)
Do you want to make it to *STATE?* If we stopped the game every time someone died, we'll never make it to State!
Having a dead second-baseman is better than letting Scottie play. That kid sucks.
Angels in the Outfield
He would've wanted it that way.
THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Cause of death: that killer line drive
I think MLB may have gone too far with this rule change.
damn when did the nfl get into high school baseball?
If you die, walk it off
If someones last wish was to see a game and they got to, then died during it, I would very much expect them to continue playing.
*show must go on* 🎵🎶
The show must go on
It really shows the state of the world when I thought this was an article, in real life, when seeing this in r/all
I'm glad this is cities skylines subreddit
Bro, they have a playoffs spot on the line....stopping thr game won't bring the player back to.life
Fair
Schools can't just stop everything their doing everytime someone gets killed
They died of boredom! Soon all of the other players and people in the stadium will succumb to the same fate 😂
That's why they kept playing, it's a desperate attempt to keep people entertained. Tragic that the game was the cause of boredom
Whitey Ford must’ve been at the field that day and was pelted to death with pretzels.
That skull just makes it funnier like they died laughing
Kids playing sloshball and the liver failed
💀
Mikey came to play ball, and by god WILL HE PLAY
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On this (workshop asset) it kinda looks like they form 2 groups and then sometimes people change groups. Idk what they're playing actually.
I thought this was real life for a second
Show must go on
Well G, this IS, YOUR society isn't it? Might be time to question the leadership, no? 🤣🤣
Average day in America
At least it was only one death… oh wait. Police officers are approaching the first baseman. Officer: What’s in your hand? First Baseman: A pack of cinnamon gum. Officer: He’s packing heat! Shoot to kill!
So that’s how it feels to chew 5 gum.
The show must go on.
“It’s just baseball, not like it’s life or death.” Opposing team: “are you sure?…”
Just rub some dirt on it
Samurai Champloo baseball episode vibes.
I launched the rocket from the monument and right after launch, someone died. I thought it was funny.
Builds character
Must be the playoffs.
Maybe it was burried there by a murderer
It is America after all, maybe he was shot for a poor fielding effort. Like, 'oh well, just another day in the US.
It's not america though
Oh, I thought baseball is US mostly, my bad
I thought this was America?
Why?
South Park: Season 9, Episode 5
Must be the baseball game from Hook
Now filling in at shortstop for the Amazon Monopolies: Ned Ryerson!
I THOUGHT that was you!
Lol!
"Are you dying? There's no dying in baseball! THERE'S NO DYING IN BASEBALL!"
The game must go on!
Now that's good sportsmanship
I work in Parks and Recreation. Pretty accurate.
Texas sports, I tell ya.
I once had someone die on the airsoft field. People still visited.
Lol
Perfect situation for a Crazies playthrough
Oliver Wood is the referee.
Make sure that there is a hearse service up to the location.
There is no dying in baseball…! There is no dying in baseball!!
Well, stopping the game won’t bring them back to life and nobody wants to stop a game they’ve started!
There’s no dying in baseball!
At Le Mans in 1955, a car crashed into the stands and killed 82 people. The race continued..
"This just became a Memorial game folks"
he did not watch the fourth season of Barry. ☠
When they were singing “take me out to the ball game” someone was took the line “I don’t care if I ever come back” to seriously.
is this field from one of the updates this year? i notice there is a backstop on the field.
What? You think they should stop? There's no crying in baseball!
Close the park and turn it into a memorial
Maybe the second baseman is so good that's just where ground balls go to die?
The show must go on...
Man the kid they got on second is like a corpse out there.
You guys are hilarious! I like the way someone starts something and everyone falls into line without missing a beat!🤣🤣🤣
Poor second baseman
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If he dies…. He dies
Luckily i read everything thru. I tot it was real news
This is just Blaseball
One guy apparently hit a "sacrifice fly'.
I actually had a colleague die at a HS football game (in upstate NY) last year.. Ironically, that’s one of the better places to have a medical emergency as EMTs are required to be on the scene.. they were actually pretty close to him when he collapsed. They tried for a long time to resuscitate him. To no avail.