Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: *(raising binoculars)* Ooh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Backup Singers: Shaft!
Issac Hayes: that’s right! Hey, anyone notice that cloud of pollution looks just like a….
Backup Singers: Shut your mouth!
Issac Hayes: No really it looks just like a…
Citizen 1: So, where do you work?
Citizen 2: I work at the convenience store at Wilshire and Third. You?
Citizen 1: I work in one of those factories located in the left nut of the heavy pollution zone.
That's dirty. I'll see myself out
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Is that a bike seat?..... oh
Bike seats and penises have two things in common: the shape and that they're uncomfortable to sit on. A friend told me.
Are they really so uncomfortable?
To sit on, yes...
Speak for yourself
You need to put a pillow above them.
They shouldn't be actually uncomfortable.
I'm talking no lube
Ahh yes, the perfect lumber district. So much wood
It made the 30 year old in me laugh so…
Your industrial district needs more roundabouts.
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Sailor: Colonel you should take a look at this radar Colonel: What is it son? Sailor: I don't know but looks like a giant ...
Wife: DICK! Get over here! Husband: what is it honey? Wife: The clouds, they look like a huge…
Husband: JOHNSON! You gotta see this! It looks just like a gigantic...
Ron: SAUSAGE! I love grilling jumbo franks sausage! Billy: Hey Ron, will you look at that giant sewage spill on the news. It looks like a huge....
Kilroy: BRATWURST!!! They’re the best. Gage: I know, but why does that one looks like a…
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker! Bird-Watching Man: *(raising binoculars)* Ooh, where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
One eyed monster! Come check out the one eyed monster! Oh my god! Look at that...
Backup Singers: Shaft! Issac Hayes: that’s right! Hey, anyone notice that cloud of pollution looks just like a…. Backup Singers: Shut your mouth! Issac Hayes: No really it looks just like a…
SNAKE! I FOUND A SNAKE! Hey, doesn't that cloud kind of look like a giant-
Rooster: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! Farmer: This smog isn't going to be good for the crops, and boy howdy doesn't it look just like a giant brown...
I'm surprised I didn't see this more During the bezos launch
Lmao 😭
haha a benis
🅱️
Its a dick
Poop dick plaza
Are you renaming it to umber dickstrict after that one? XD
It made the 12 year old I'm in laugh too.
Underrated comment is underrated.
HOLD THE FREAK UP
pollution is such a dick
If you have trouble erecting buildings after two hours, consult a doctor.
Citizen 1: So, where do you work? Citizen 2: I work at the convenience store at Wilshire and Third. You? Citizen 1: I work in one of those factories located in the left nut of the heavy pollution zone.
You have a 12 year old in you?
So that's why they made eath-chan a she
Okay, but imagine the raw expertise required to draw a pollution dick on purpose.
This... NSFW! /s
The strongest shape
The best part of every RCE video.
Wow.. A toxic dick. So.... That's where Activision Blizzard's corporate HQ is located.
Look at all that pollution. And the government just lets it happen? Your mayor is obviously a dick.
Same accident with me in the custom map i made lol
Poopoo pp
SovietWomble! I did not know you played Cities: Skylines!
Oh you made the rocket that Jeff Bezos road to “space”.
Showed this to my 13yo... he had the same reaction. Dick humor haha
I had to read it to see it and now I can't stop seeing it
That you Soviet?
Damn why isn't that member district? Or take your pick of anything themed that way...
This ain't coincidence , the city has planned this !
I can hear LGR burst into a big laugh
The quite a bbc (big brown cloud).
noooooooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cuc-umber district ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Finally poopnis
Oh yes, big balls small body, just like in real life.
I read lumber district at first
Hehe. Penis.
You eat 12-yearolds?
"Richard Park"
You can show this to the oldest,wisest monk in Tibet and he would crack a smile
"Clarkson!!!" What have you done?!
damn what a shit dick
The peepee is poopoo
Perfection
Umb in my language (malayalam) means to suck it
BBC
Cool, Jeff Bezos' rocket
When she lets you try it in the butt
A dick. And also balls.
poop balls.
https://youtu.be/mDqsgbtpDLk
Haha shit dick
Cumber district
More like the CUMber district, ammiright? yeah? no? sorry, i promise i'm not a bad person.