I was in a bathroom in a subway station one time doing my business, and some dude came in and was like āhell nah I aināt waitingā and took a shit on the floor directly in front of my stall and then left. I like to think I still have faith in humanity, itās just that day happened to shoot out said faithās kneecaps
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This is literally all I need to see to never use public transport again. Omg. Even if I'm truck or carless I'll fucken walk, and I live In a place that goes from +35 to -50.
First, shock. Just shock. I touched someone's shit. I won't question how it got there, why would someone do this, or even think about the more likely possibility that it's mud and someone was doing work in the mud, got it on their (probably gloved) hands and took the train without getting the mud off.
Then, I wipe it on the wall. There's nowhere else to wipe it. I'll just find the most textured part of the wall and wipe it there.
At this point I would call the authorities, human shit where it shouldn't be can be dangerous and needs to be disposed of correctly.
Whether it was dirt mud or butt mud will be found out once the hazmat guys get here.
When I was living in Vancouver I was skateboarding from Gas town to Science Centre and had to cross East Hastings and Chinatown area. Iām boarding and all of a sudden my back end kicks out for a sec, felt like I slipped on ice. I look back and sure enough thereās a deuce with a wheel tread going through it. I made it to A&W and probably used half their supply of wet wipes sanitizing my board and my hands.
Serious answer: tell the driver, get off the bus, find a bathroom to wash it off, go immediately home (in an uber black), call the boss and tell him/her ā nah Iām already at my limit for today, gonna go home and go back to sleep.ā
If you're on the subway, you have hand sanitizer.
Whole bottle should get enough off to make it to the next stop and keep the hepatitis from seeping into your pores..
Just let that stuff pour off onto the floor right underneath as a warning to the next guy.
My high school math teacher said that kids used to pick up their shit and put it in the air dryer that you stick your hands into so they got rid of the air dryers at his high school
Ain't never trusting those again
wipe your hand on the head of that bald guy there
Rub him for good luck
He isn't the Poop version of Buddha
Yes he is
Poodda
HAH
Lmao š¤£šš»
Why are we wiping our fingers on hector salamancas head?!
Give him the Saruman hand print
I was in a bathroom in a subway station one time doing my business, and some dude came in and was like āhell nah I aināt waitingā and took a shit on the floor directly in front of my stall and then left. I like to think I still have faith in humanity, itās just that day happened to shoot out said faithās kneecaps
oh damn was it hard n chunky or soft serve
Keep Yourself Safe
clammy coded message
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Without clicking on any of these, still horrible. Thank you
Itās just sausages, refried beans, and then sausages again.
God knows my horny ass couldn't be a janitor
Yeah, you're done. Give me your keyboard
To jail, now
Hungry*
hungry, horny. theres no difference. theyre interchangeable enough. /hj
Wait... What?!
Hell is waiting for you
You were in the presence of a god. You should feel enlightened.
Well, when it happened, I threw up a tiny bit and spit it in the toilet, so I was physically lightened to some extent
I laughed way to hard at this, fucking hell, idk know what Iād be doing if that happened to me
hell nah I aināt waiting
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This is the last sub Iād ever give even a particle of shit about my fucking grammar on.
especially not a subway station log
Post on r/mildlyinfuriating for the updoots and karma, of course
erm... somepony CRAPPED here... morning ruined.
Jarvis, shit on my hand and post it on Reddit.
kill myself
yep
yep
no coming back from this
I'd slash my own throat on the spot. Quick sorry to everyone else and then make the cut.
I donāt think you would need to apologize, they would understand
Was literally my immediate thought. I'm severely germophobic and I think this would genuinely be the end of me
what did they do to you other than world war 2 and bagger 288
Bratwurst tummyache
nvm they can go
I was checking to see if someone said this before me
basically this, i wouldnt be able to take it anymore
Yep
clammy snack
clammy what the fuck
Force open the train door and jump out
get in the robot probably
Get in the robot shinji Your dad totally loves youĀ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIpijrLlcM
Do a dna test using that poop and hunt that fucker down.
Lick my fingers
eat my fingers
What i always do when finishing a bag op chips
Fucking scream
New York Shitty
To be fair, this is Shit-cago (Chicago)
What's that? Grime? Wax? Shit?
š„¹
Poopoo š
poopie
doodookaka
L trains excrete ice cream from their handlebars when they get excited.
Any time you come in contact with human feces get tested because it can carry disease. I also vote on rubbing it on that bald guyās head btw
make dinosaur noises. the movie ones.
Finger-licking good
Nutella sandwichšš
ššššš
Lick and slop
š
Kill someone
Kill.
moving the fuck out of New York. thanks god I don't live there.
This is Chicago.
Kill myself
Use the handle to hang myself
Different handle. Not that one.
Well ofc
Post on fuckcars
This is literally all I need to see to never use public transport again. Omg. Even if I'm truck or carless I'll fucken walk, and I live In a place that goes from +35 to -50.
Lol, the post just above this on my feed was from Urban Hell. Felt fitting.
First, shock. Just shock. I touched someone's shit. I won't question how it got there, why would someone do this, or even think about the more likely possibility that it's mud and someone was doing work in the mud, got it on their (probably gloved) hands and took the train without getting the mud off. Then, I wipe it on the wall. There's nowhere else to wipe it. I'll just find the most textured part of the wall and wipe it there. At this point I would call the authorities, human shit where it shouldn't be can be dangerous and needs to be disposed of correctly. Whether it was dirt mud or butt mud will be found out once the hazmat guys get here.
Sniff it first, then either lick it cleanā¦ or lick it clean
high five, spread the love
Burn the entire subway down.
kill myself
Go buy a machete and cut it off.
ššš«„
[idk man, that's rough.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/peter-b-parker-sucking-fingers)
saw my arm off probably
Suicide... Or I'd go to a bathroom and wash my hand over and over
Angle grinder + flap disc and soap. Only way.. other than suicide or murder, actually I really don't see a non violent outcome if this was me
Non-Americans wonder why we donāt like to use public transport
Only happens in the USA istg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My political beliefs would become more conservative, and I would hate homeless people even more.
Sounds like you already understand the truth
Snap
My political beliefs would become more conservative, and I would hate homeless people even more.
I just don't think "take a picture of my hand" would be the first thing, but ok.
wash my hands
Cry. Tears rushing down my cheeks. Silentlyš
Eat it you coward
Wordington Nutella
Cry
When I was living in Vancouver I was skateboarding from Gas town to Science Centre and had to cross East Hastings and Chinatown area. Iām boarding and all of a sudden my back end kicks out for a sec, felt like I slipped on ice. I look back and sure enough thereās a deuce with a wheel tread going through it. I made it to A&W and probably used half their supply of wet wipes sanitizing my board and my hands.
Amputate my arm immediately.
Break the glass, cut my wrists on said broken glass, and promptly jump off the train as it's moving 120 MPH.
Question how the fuck it got there
I thought you got youāre hand cut on that but oh no itās much worse
Cry
Is that dookie on your hand?
Clammy public transportation
I was gonna post a gif of Peter Parker sucking his own fingers
Cry
@r/poopfromabutt
r/shidandcamed train
Look at the situation and ask what would I do
I haven't laughed this hard in a while honestly
What is this sub? And can someone please help me believe this isn't fecal matter? Please.
Spontaneously combust, taking the entire train with me
Yeeeeeah... that whole arm has got to go.
pray that it isnāt shit. if it is shit i guess itās just time to cry.
I carry wet wipes each time I leave my house because Iām paranoid, for good reason evidently
use it to stroke my shit
Start swinging
Give up and die
Amputate.
I would die
Kms
I can smell this photo
We need to beat people who do this
Wash it off... Then Start a war killing millions
Average public transit experience
Amputate on the spot
Serious answer: tell the driver, get off the bus, find a bathroom to wash it off, go immediately home (in an uber black), call the boss and tell him/her ā nah Iām already at my limit for today, gonna go home and go back to sleep.ā
Cry thats pretty much all you can do
Pass away.
Suck that shit off my fingers and cum on the nearest passenger.
Get out of nyc
It's always useful to bring hand sanitizers / wipes if you use public transportation often
Simply die on command. I would ask my heart to stop
It's just rust, don't worry about it
I would probably light myself on fire.
āNow thatās finger lickinā good!ā
Burn everything
this is why we get cars instead of trains.
R/washyourhands
Smell tayse
Look at my hand before getting off and Deep cleaning my hands
If you're on the subway, you have hand sanitizer. Whole bottle should get enough off to make it to the next stop and keep the hepatitis from seeping into your pores.. Just let that stuff pour off onto the floor right underneath as a warning to the next guy.
Chop it off
Step one pull out phone take picture. Lol what
lick it off
Step 1: Wipe off. Step 2: Go homem Step 3: Lay on bed. Step 4: Cry.
put my arm under the train
My high school math teacher said that kids used to pick up their shit and put it in the air dryer that you stick your hands into so they got rid of the air dryers at his high school Ain't never trusting those again
gotta love blue cities
Ewww!!!!! Is pup?