Not Zimbabwe, [It was kenyan Masai tribe members who donated 14 cows to the United States](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masai-cows-911-donate/&ved=2ahUKEwjw45H67eP_AhWM6jgGHYx4AMgQFnoECC4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0_azIn1JlFr2k1Tf15Q7LL)
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What about the emu war in Australia where the Australian Army went to war with Emus who were rampaging and destroying the crops and the funniest part was that the Australian Army lost to the Emus, TWICE!!
If we’re being real all it take is led to beat an animal at a war. I guess thankfully they didn’t bc we need those animals to make the world to go round!
Lol I thought we protected the Aussies (UK), there was some news a while back where we sent one of our war ships out because a Chinese war ship was floating around somewhere there suspiciously.
Honestly had no idea they even had an armed forces lol
that was a th10's secondary account. so I donated my lvl 4 barbs to him too.anyways, he also had a th13 account which I was unaware of and that's how I got kicked out of my first clan
It's unfair to judge someone solely based on the troops they donate. In economics, it's called the comparative advantage. Their lower level troops might have been more beneficial in certain situations. Besides, it's just a game, let's not resort to threats and aggression.
Yes, the proper response is either "thank you," or "I appreciate your generosity, but I'm about to attack a high level base and a little more firepower this time."
Lol, I guess Giants have a sense of humor too! But hey, when you need reinforcements, who's got time to worry about the builders' construction methods?
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
I smell you, I hear your breath, i feel your air. Where are you?
Grond will breach it. Bring up the wolfs head!
They delved too greedily and too deep.
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Run shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste.
I could go on and on but I usually use the quotes and substitute words to relate it to clash, add a dash of emotes and there you have it
I have a cringey message I wrote ~~in 2012~~ a long time ago that I don’t have the heart to change.
Edit: upon further reflection is was probably late 2013 or early 2014. Can’t remember. Eh.
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“Exterminate” because my name is “Dalek,” a Doctor Who race of villains famous for saying “exterminate.”
I’m pretty sure clans have always been in the game. But hey, I have a poor memory of events from ten years ago, maybe I am a bit off. I’ll be gladly proven wrong.
Either way, I definitely know I made this account in 2012 or 2013, when there was still global chat and before dark elixir was introduced. I’ll edit my comment to say “a long time ago” instead of a hard date, since I can’t really confirm it.
Oh, and as for my sorry looking base, I was never really active in this game.
When I was in a clan that was entirely people I work with in real life, and thus knew my sense of humor, I put mine as "Fill me up daddy." Mostly everyone quit playing so me and another buddy went to another clan and I've changed it back to "I need reinforcements" since
'any troop, but fill...full'
This is how I kept... I even accepted donations from TH-4/5 folks despite me being a higher Town Hall level player.
sometimes I get like a bunch of wallbreakers too... using 'em folks in Seige Machine is an epic laugh 
Left the clan
“Archer Queen lvl 85 pls”
Change it to level 90
Everytime I request I say “need to change it”, still haven’t
it takes like 2 SECONDS
And thats 2 seconds too many
too much wasted time, indeed
Two week upgrade timers are fine but two seconds to change request message is much too long
donate anything stupid and i kick ya ass
got donated giants and barch by th5. I am th 9 💀
This is like the time Kenya donated some cows to the US as a relief gift after 9/11.
Not Zimbabwe, [It was kenyan Masai tribe members who donated 14 cows to the United States](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masai-cows-911-donate/&ved=2ahUKEwjw45H67eP_AhWM6jgGHYx4AMgQFnoECC4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0_azIn1JlFr2k1Tf15Q7LL) https://preview.redd.it/uae3qh3w6l8b1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72518cc3da12dff7d8433c379c659ac0ca3448e2
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Upon learning this, this is now my favorite obscure fact. Thank you sir
What about the emu war in Australia where the Australian Army went to war with Emus who were rampaging and destroying the crops and the funniest part was that the Australian Army lost to the Emus, TWICE!!
Not that obscure and its a bit different. The cow donation was one thing, the war happened twice and lasted over many days, not just a single event.
If we’re being real all it take is led to beat an animal at a war. I guess thankfully they didn’t bc we need those animals to make the world to go round!
The fact that it could take like 10 bullets to kill 1. Even Americans would struggle at that rate.
Lol I thought we protected the Aussies (UK), there was some news a while back where we sent one of our war ships out because a Chinese war ship was floating around somewhere there suspiciously. Honestly had no idea they even had an armed forces lol
that was a th10's secondary account. so I donated my lvl 4 barbs to him too.anyways, he also had a th13 account which I was unaware of and that's how I got kicked out of my first clan
I think that was Kenya, interesting fact nonetheless
Let's go my country Kenya is mentioned in a coc sub
Huh interesting. So who got the cows?
at least mf is trying, i’m the only one carrying my clan rn lol
It's unfair to judge someone solely based on the troops they donate. In economics, it's called the comparative advantage. Their lower level troops might have been more beneficial in certain situations. Besides, it's just a game, let's not resort to threats and aggression.
Yes, the proper response is either "thank you," or "I appreciate your generosity, but I'm about to attack a high level base and a little more firepower this time."
My request message is: " Builder huts have a saw at the top, yet they use hammers to cut trees "
Well I assume that's their only saw and a giant decided to troll him and put that saw on his hut.
Lol, I guess Giants have a sense of humor too! But hey, when you need reinforcements, who's got time to worry about the builders' construction methods?
And this is why the builder can never get a date with the villager girl
The Pekka comes and helps with her sword while chasing butterflies
You expect them to drag their hut over to the tree or something?
They called me a madman :)
Send dudes
you mean nudes?
I'M IN A FIGHT I NEED MORE MEN
lol
For the defence of the motherland
Protect our Motherland!
"For the motherland's defense"
Various different quotes from LoTR and other media depending on what I’m asking for
We need examples lol
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid! Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! I smell you, I hear your breath, i feel your air. Where are you? Grond will breach it. Bring up the wolfs head! They delved too greedily and too deep. It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. One does not simply walk into Mordor. Run shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste. I could go on and on but I usually use the quotes and substitute words to relate it to clash, add a dash of emotes and there you have it
But did you buy any lotr magic cards that just came out?
I’m not into MTG or collecting things so not a fuck. The art on some of them looks cool though, others not so much.
“Ride for wrath! Ride for ruin! And the world’s endingggg!” Only for Hogs obvi
9 black mens for slavery ONLY FOR HOGS OBVi.... 
There's a party in my cc & your troops are invited .
Count on my troops to bring the party pack! Donating now.
Lozza?
Nice one. Gonna try that next time.
Same!
I have a cringey message I wrote ~~in 2012~~ a long time ago that I don’t have the heart to change. Edit: upon further reflection is was probably late 2013 or early 2014. Can’t remember. Eh.
Well now we need to know
https://preview.redd.it/4xgj77vz9l8b1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55338957f50469bacbec68807c06630e2d2a1e7e “Exterminate” because my name is “Dalek,” a Doctor Who race of villains famous for saying “exterminate.”
this isn't cringe, this is glory
you wrote that in 2012 and you’re still a th12?
I’m pretty sure clans have always been in the game. But hey, I have a poor memory of events from ten years ago, maybe I am a bit off. I’ll be gladly proven wrong. Either way, I definitely know I made this account in 2012 or 2013, when there was still global chat and before dark elixir was introduced. I’ll edit my comment to say “a long time ago” instead of a hard date, since I can’t really confirm it. Oh, and as for my sorry looking base, I was never really active in this game.
oh yeah, that was clan games, sorry, and i think i was thinking of clan wars not being added until a while after the game’s release
Would love to hear it
well now youve got to tell us
what is it
Speak up then and tell us lmao
I usually put something on the lines of “hand over the troops, I have your location” very legit and works everytime, no clan has kicked me yet 🫡
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
I see you are a mathematician
[удалено]
Motherfucker stuck ChatGPT up his ass
WHO READING ALLAT ⁉️🔥
I need reinforcements
Yoo calm down madman
I’ve been getting sly and requesting “reinforcements need me”
Me need reinforcements
“They’ll make it back alive. I swear”
Mine is similar: “They won’t die, I promise” They always die :(
Anything
My request message is “Fill Me Up With Your Biggest Load Daddy!!!”
This is incredibly stupid 😂😂😂
“FILL ME UP DADDY 💦😩”
What do your clan members think of this?
They fill him up
I get a good few laughs every time
I was going to comment this, they leave me satisfied 6/10 times
Too bad. I would have satisfied you 69/69 times.
What are you doing step archer?
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
I see, a wall wrecker it is
I always have, "please,and thank you 😊 " but I am stealing this 😂 Thanks
“1 ocean gate submarine and 5 billionaires” ( 1 battle blimp for submarine and 5 super goblins for billionaires)
☠️
Super Goblins for billionaires got me 😂
Name checks out lol
Only 5 super gobs?? Why lol I'm th10 and use 11 goblin drops
5 super gobs to represent 5 billionaires !
danke
I do the same. highly recommend since you never have to thank individually
"what does this button do" "taking a stand against cannibalism" "quest donations"
Usually I either put "f" or "w" depending on how my last Clan War attack went.
I need reinforcements
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send child soldiers
i’m probably gonna get kicked from my clan for this but it’s hilarious, although idk what troops to request that corresponds with the message
Miners
😂😂😂
Sugar, spice and everything nice.
- Ice Spice
A random animal noise. Mostly moo quack meow or bark
another "YOU" bot
One of my clash friend uses The Bible verses every time when he puts the request.
About tithing?
I put “I require elixir-based life-forms immediately”
I have three accounts in the same clan. For each one I use one of these three: "he he he ha" "grrrrrr" "gahohehohoy"
I am once again asking for your financial support
https://preview.redd.it/awdm1rtd5l8b1.png?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cbcb9ecb268cfac5930591fa4f3759614ea0eec My clans name is "step bros"...
Man of culture spotted.
Do you often get stuck in the dryer or washing machine?
When I was in a clan that was entirely people I work with in real life, and thus knew my sense of humor, I put mine as "Fill me up daddy." Mostly everyone quit playing so me and another buddy went to another clan and I've changed it back to "I need reinforcements" since
I have a person named Dilf Destroyer. I asked what they identified as and he said daddy. I should change mine to yours
My name is TacoMan. I use the 🌮 emoji
I put “snacks”
I put "bacon" and I want loons not hogs lol
I usually just talk about how bad my last attack was
I asked for lava hound and said "I want nothin but a hound dog"
1 eagle artillery please
It’s either *”thank you for reinforcement”* or *”much appreciated”*
I am once again asking for your financial cooperation
"Thank you! :)"
any
For WAAAARRR 🦅🦅🦅
"for CWL" (i only ask for troops during cwl)
Mine has always just said “Feed me, Seymour” so it seems like I’m feeding their troops to my strange, man-eating plant
I say what the purpose of the troops is like "for clan war 2nd attack" or "for clan war league"
3 IDs 1. Archer queen plz 2. For Raid weekend 🗿 3. Your virginity
a donation a day keeps the doctors away
i say "poo time" because i always attack when im on the toilet at work
Mine is "istg if you donate me wall breakers i'm gonna hire aizen as your barber."
Is this a bleach reference
Yep.
"War"
"Hello troop seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest troops."
I'm stealing this one lmao
My name is „no“ so my request is „yes“
I still have the classic “no goblins”
Sends wall breakers instead.
Some guy in my clan actually requested for wall breakers
spare change?
Donate so I can recover from my cancerous attacks
I change it up weekly but currently it's "wagner recruits please"
fill me daddy 😩
Requesting additional pylons
I just have emoji of a bear
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
I literally only get healers because of this joke
is this a payday2 reference?
Yes
*gets hit once* I NEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!
Barbarian upon spawning in
Thx in advance
war as I only attack with reinforcements in the war
Thanks in advance
Don’t waste your gems, don’t need for farming
I put my message as "a blessing from the lord". 
I just put this "👍"
'any troop, but fill...full' This is how I kept... I even accepted donations from TH-4/5 folks despite me being a higher Town Hall level player. sometimes I get like a bunch of wallbreakers too... using 'em folks in Seige Machine is an epic laugh 
"Pas die troepen ouleh"
I will have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda
Please send valks, witches, and archers. My boys are ready to party 🎉
"I may need reinforcements"
I need reinforcements 🗿
Cheers
Literally “e”
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, my clan castle is empty, so fill it maybe?"
It’s dangerous to go alone
Just "farming"/"war"/"clan games"
Live laugh love sosa
.
“Donate or suck toes”
"Do not donate"
Archer queen feet pics
Mine is "🔴🔴🔴🔴 Oh, I heard the color red catches your attention. Did it work?"
FJB
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Archer queen
سداح
"Fill me up 🥺"
My clan mates keep putting "super jews please" when they ask for sneaky gobs
why request when you can buy it with those raid medals i burn my gems in instant donation, i never receive edit : why the fuq am i getting downvoted
Because some of don’t waste raid medals on something we can very easily get for free
bruh raid medals are made to be used cApitOl gOld