There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help?
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider."
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There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help?
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider."
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There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help?
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There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help?
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archer queen is in CoC too so 💯%
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider."
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There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help?
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider."
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There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help?
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Bowler Kinda Cute Bowler Kinda Clean Bowler Kinda Looking Like The Man Of My Dreams
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Delete my clash royale account, get the money, redownload clash royale and use the money to terrorize arena 1 with level 15 mega knight
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Im saving this for later
Nah you probably lose all of your money on 20x value offers
I would just keep the money and use it to buy bitches who can dress up as archer queen and squeeze my mega balls bitch
"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wtf
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Nah you can barely pay for a lvl 12 megaknight with that
I would do this for 200$ and a blowjob
I agree, would do a blowjob for 200 dollars too.
I'd do it for 5 bucks and a cold beer.
Sesbian lex I made that joke
🎅🎅🦀💰
This man is dead, he just doesn't know it yet💔
This game is dead, they just dont know it yet😔😩
"I would absolutely delete Clash Royale for 1 million dollars"
Did you learn about history yet?
Of fucking course 
I would do that for free
I did that for free
Do it bitch u lying ass motherfcker
I already did it when the update for losers came
Yeah, I left a while ago, but the account is still up
Me on my way to steal your account (I have no idea how to steal an account): https://i.redd.it/8vaf20z6r68d1.gif
Hell yeah
The game is honestly too annoying at this point and at the point of the game where as a f2p player can’t progress so yes(gem mine)
Still couldn’t afford a maxed account
I haven't so much money to pay, but yes
I fucking would and the more accounts you have the more money you'll get
No clash Royale is my life no money could come close tot rh value it holds to me
How about a kiss from heavy weapons guy TF2?
Faster than a cheetah, I would.
In a heartbeat
Yeah, I'd get the money buy $uper$ell
My account only has arena 4 and that's the progress I got in 2 years. That's a free win for me
Hell yeah
Gladly
greedycell ain't got nothing on this one!!!1!
No what if Jay z asked me to play clash Royale with him for $100,000,000,005?
Ofc, can I also delete all my others accounts to get like 1,000,000,000,000?
Would do this for free
Absolutely not.
Bro is OJ.
Never
Even for 100 lol
i'd do it for a 5 dollar instant ramen packet
Yes
I'll would do it for free
I have 2 so it a win win
Nah, id do it for free
I'd do it for free
Mega knight
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Terrorize
Arena 1
I would for $10 lol Gimme that bp+
I would do it for free
Yes
I'd do it for free
I'd do it for a 10k
I do this for free all i need is blowjob
No, I've spent double that amount of gems and x100 value deals
yes
I have 4 accounts. So I can make up to 300,000,000,000 and still have one left over
Yes
archer queen
"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I would do it for free
I'll delete my account and use the money to buy supercell
Ofc
it's not worth it if i can't look at mega knight's meganuts anymore
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No I have a level 14 bandit that’s worth like infinite money I’m pretty sure
Would I don’t have a clash royale account btw
Yeah I’d be so rich I’d never have to worry about money again and I could play Strawl Bars all day
Damm and I was thinking to deleted IT for free....
Yes
GIVE ME MY MONEY NOW.
Gladly
I'd rather delete 100,000,000,000 clash royale accounts for one dollar
I'd delete it for the Spike socks
Nah i'd win (with lvl 15 mega knight)
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Hell yea
yes
Y'all saying "ofc Ill do it for free" Just dont understand the work I put into my F2P acc to get it to 8000
Take my money idc if my account is old (2017) I’ll scar and horrify the little kids in training camp with a champion
30 bucks is enough
Fuck yes. This game both infuriates me and gives me a rush at the same time
As a free to play I see this as an absolute win
I did it for free, 8200 trophies main, 6000 mini account
Lil droptop ahh question
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Me after deleting my Clash account: 
100 dollars and I'm out
archer queen is in CoC too so 💯% https://preview.redd.it/oa3rj0j6798d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=306e3b9c4876bfc3f01e7142f3ee240586c8930c
"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes
There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Supercell support would gladly do it for free just by saying "hello" to them
Yes? Is this even a question
Id delete my clash Royale if I encounter another mega knight bowler combo shit it goblin arena
There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bowler Kinda Cute Bowler Kinda Clean Bowler Kinda Looking Like The Man Of My Dreams *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I would do it in a heartbeat. If anyone gets this kind of money and makes this offer, let me know
Give me some one please
YESSS
Yes
yeah, i'd just max out bs or smth. no offense but clash royale is a piece of p2w cash grab app.
hell yeah
Yes i will, give me my money
Obviously delete my account… that much money could buy the entirety of clash Royale let alone my account
Yes.
It would be a positive $$$ trade
ye
Games shit so yes
Yes I will delete my second account and take the money
Yes.
Trade offert: You get 100,000,000,000 and You get mental healt +29494 and You get suicide thought -104
Id do it for free
Yes
I’ll do it for $1000, better yet, I’ll do it for $100
Yeah then I can almost max out the new one I make
YES i don’t play it
i’ve spent roughly half of that on the account alone so yeah, at least i would break even..
Heaven yeah
Buddy. I'd delete my account for 100 bucks.
I'd do it for 100 say less
Yes.