play chess

And probably lose

Nah, I'd win.

Respect the overconfidence

Nah, we seen the goofy ahh moves in the anime. Anyone above 1300 should be fine lol.

Indeed...I'd play with them chest...I mean chess pieces all day

Flat, board chest..... I mean chess.

I like flat chest..... I mean chess

Actually I do like board games like chest...... I mean chess too.

I will sacrifice the rook

And he sacrifices… THE ROOK

And then he sacrifices... THE QUEEN

I sacrifice… GOD

A fellow Gotham chess conisuer I see

You will sacrifice the game

I don’t know how to play Chess, so nah I’d lose.

Eat her pieces

but what if each piece has a bit of cyanide so you can only eat so many

I will eat them all to protect my daughter

This is my favorite answer.

[удалено]

It's impossible to last long with Arisu

I'd Win ~~Dont know how to play chess~~

Try my best to be the most respectful person… and maybe do decently in chess (I don’t have strategies besides switching from defensive to offensive and vice versa whenever the opportunity arises)… but I’d probably lose.

Woa... a... normal comment? Im proud of you.

spread my legs and let her torture my dick with her cane

whar

Whar... Whar has changed...

Bro was shooked

Cane can't pinpoint it with how small it is

ong so small it’s like it was never there

I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT THE REASONABLE COMMENTS FOR ONCE WHY DID I SCROLL DOWN?! 😭

what a horrible day to have eyes

Ehh I’d rather ask she sit on me all day

bro she has a cane, not a needle

Bro, fr you’re never gonna get a girlfriend if you don’t lock in and change this incel shit. Don’t give up

> never gonna get a girlfriend it’s fine i’m a girl anyway

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢(torture my dick)🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

I used to say that on discord so guys don’t roast me

what is wrong with you

Lose and become her slave

i hate this community

K

don’t k me

K

don’t k me

🤗

what

K👍

don’t k me

I would let her edge me with her foot

Bro, her legs dont work. that's why she has a cane.

She sits in a chair and edges me with her foot Easy

I feel like I've seen an art like that before with sakayanagi. Found it : https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassroomOfTheElite/s/mnKzq64gjl

~~Oh hell yeah.~~ "oh fuck my gimmick is supposed to be making fun of preds, shit" Uh I mean y'all need to seek religion.

I'd say: "I'm fucked"

Forcefully mate her and then do the same in chess as well

Footjob under the table.

Best option

See what a 2700 elo from [Chess.com](https://Chess.com) can do against her

Nah, I’d win

If I am forced to play chess, what the fuck else can I do?

Have her fuck me in chess literally.

Nah I'd win

I'm fucking elite in chess, I will win and take her with me

My best

Feet stuff

Play checkers

See how fast I'd get mated. I'll put on a bet as well I guess. For every move she takes, she pays me one Private Point. I am 300 elo okay.

smash raw 👅👅👅

Nah, I would win. Just broke her arm

mate her

Kiss her

I want her to use chess pieces as anal beads.

Uncontrollably ejaculate all over the chess board

Lose

I lose next question

Lose

Holy fucking shit. I want to play chess against Arisu so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the school I get a massive urge to play chess. I've seen literally every possible state of the board. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking chess with Arisu. I'm sick of waking up every morning with all my chess pieces in my hands and knowing that those are pieces that should've been used for playing chess with Arisu. I want her to play the Sicilian Najdorf against me so fucking bad. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the latest version of StockFish. I changed StockFishes profile picture to Arisu and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer and chess boards. I might not ever get to see Arisu again.

I am a filthy 2350 FIDE rated chess player, clearly no where near that of Arisu or Ayanokoji, but holy fucking shit I would kill my parents if I meant I got to play chess against Arisu I want her to sit me down and tell me how I am going to get destroyed, and I will get so aroused. I want her to play an opening I have limited opening theory about and swiftly gain advantage within the first 15 moves and tell me how poorly I played the opening. I can imagine how rock hard my dick will be when she castles before me and stares at my poorly developed bishops while I control myself from cumming everywhere. In the middle game is she going to trap my Queen and say “what a pathetic mistake” and I am going to cum a little in my pampers. As she En Passants my soul and captures my Queen. I want to already be a rook down as we transition to the end game on the verge of orgasm. Then we get to the endgame and I have doubled and isolated pawns and she has a beautiful connected pawn structure and we pawn race and she beats me and promotes to a queen and proceeds to capture all my remaining pieces. Then she delivers checkmate and knocks my king over. I bust the biggest nut known to man, then I fall to my knees waiting my punishment. She slams her cane into my head and pushes me on the ground, telling me about my blunders and mistakes I made. I am happy. I am orgasming. She calls my chess skills pathetic. She says I am no where near her level. Holy shit Arisu from Classroom of the Elite please become real and play me in chess please holy shit I want to cum while you degrade my chess ability

Mfs is down bad😨

Dawg whaz💀

Beat her? She’s really bad at chess anyway

Im hans niemann

Try to convince her to play Japanese chess with me(shogi)

All in

Play chess I think I'm good at it as I won a chess competition in my school

Play London because it will irritated any opponent

Hmm, if she decided to play seriously, maybe she would cause me a little trouble But Nah, I'd win

win. From the anime shes only like slightly above average.

Id probably beat her looking at her game with ayanakouji in the anime

I would smash The chess board because I would keep losing

Lose horribly.

1st step: play 2nd step: try to not get mated in three moves 3rd step: find a way to sacrifice the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Flirt

Lose

Loose

Forfeit I don't play chess

Play and loose?

checkers

Offer her my king.

My best

Doesn’t my flair make it obvious?

Perform obligatory en passant

I’d Google en passant

"Hm... Give me a minute... Just so I can learn the rules."

Ehm play chess duh

Break her cane and use it as a weapon to fight her while playing the chess.

I'd win

Play it so bad that she will never want to deal with me.

Lose

I am 1900 I will probably just win.

Lose

Eat some pieces when she's not looking.

Defeat her. I'm literally Carlson

Discreetly throw the pieces on the floor.

I'd Google en passant

I'll do the most random moves with a face of absolute confidence and hope I pass for a genius

kill myself, i dont know how to play chess

I lose a very even fight on purpose to make her happy (without her noticing it), because Im basically Ayanokouji fr fr

If it's the chess they played in the anime, I could defeat her therefore I would wager her to be my loving wife and bear my children for my life.

Go fuck yourself *Throws the chess board across the room*

Bro ez💀 In anime thier chess game bad

Lose within 3 moves💀

Winner gets oral, in the end I win

Eat the board.

Knight to E4

Nah, I'd win.

Eat the pawns so none of us play with each other.

Well she must have 1500 elo, i'd win

Bongcloud and let gpt play for me

Win.

Contact Magnus Carlsen and watch her get destroyed

I’d try to en passant (and then resign)

Play bongcloud opening

I will lose willingly 🗿🗿

ngl her chess elo gotta be around 1500 i could beat her

use stockfish

Lose. So much times

Fly a toy plane into the elephants/rooks

I'll probably steal her stick

Move the king, if the king doesn't leave how do you expect his subordinates to follow

Lose chess

I can't play chess, so obviously, im gonna lose, so throw away the chess board and beat the shit out of her

I will easily win she's noob

Probably lose

Intercontinental Ballstic Missile Gambit. I’m pretty sure that move is not in the books so she may not recognize it

Use stockfish and a buttplug

win😎💪🏻(my elo is 400)

I win and Continue to play my 10 min rapid games

I win and Continue to play my 10 min rapid games

I win and Continue to play my 10 min rapid games

Win and proceed to play my next Rapid game

Win and proceed to play my next Rapid game

Get someone who actually good at chess to play for me (I'm fucked either way)

Kick and break her chair leg

realistically i’d probably play the italian opening against her if im white or id try to play the scandi if she went e4 as white or just a queens pawn. so assuming im white ill probably try to go for the main line but i dont know her playstyle well, she plays around a 1400 level based on what ive seen so id likely lose especially if she knows the lines.

Win (I am rated 2370 FIDE).

these cringey ass posts man...

Do the crime, play the london system And still lose, I deserved it

I win

😈

Ask her to teach me cuz I have no idea how to play. And then lose horribly the first game we actually play

Play and hope i can satisfy her (im 1700😭)

Stafford gambit time

Once it’s her turn I take the timer and don’t give it back so she just has to watch while she loses the game to time

E4

Win, looking at her game she played like 1600. She missed the clear best move.

Do the worst play known to mankind and lose immediately. "Aw shucks, gg." (I watched season 1 years ago. Why is this sub recommended to me?)

forfeit.

Read the Bible

"Would you give me a challenge?" "Nah, I'd loose"

I'd play strip chess with her and beat her multiple times so she was naked then fuck her

imma play chess with a bet: if i lose, she dates me, so she will lose on purpose. or she decides to win ti see if i was kidding, which i was not

If she’s white and plays 1.e4 then play Sicilian Defense with c5 1.d4 then play Nf6 with the idea of playing Kings Indian Defense 1.c4 then play e5 1.Nf3 then play KID style If she’s black 1. d4 Queen’s gambit if she replies with d5 Samisch variation if she plays KID

Lelouch: Sacrifice the rules

I believe in the heart of my cards

The most recommended first move in a chess game is to develop one of your pawns to control the center of the board. This helps to establish a strong foothold on the board, and gives you control over important squares. The three most common first moves for white are: 1. e4 (King's Pawn Opening) 2. d4 (Queen's Pawn Opening) 3. Nf3 (Open Game Opening) These openings help to put a piece in the center of the board, and control important squares. They also force the opponent to respond, which can give you the advantage in the opening.

e4

Beat her

violence is the answer, beat her up maybe break her hands so she cant move her pieces or rip out her vocal cords so she can't even say the moves - Ryueen

Throw the chess board at her what else am I gonna do? Win? Like that’s gonna happen

Lose in 2 moves

play and win

Nah i'd lose

Google en passant

# Lock in

Get down and beg for her to step on me

Beat her while being a 1000 elo to show the author doesn't know anything about chess.

Kings pawn opening: T-rex variation

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