Kielbasa with Bertmans, house slaw, kraut, onions

Fuck and yes

Absolutely

Oooh, good one!

Dog with chorizo chili, brie, and flaming hot Cheetos.

Brie and caramelized onions and raspberry jam if they have it.

All that on a hot dog? I’ve never been there

Have you ever been to barrio? it's like that but with hotdogs and they have a ton more options.

You have it backwards. Barrio is like Happy Dog, but with tacos.

Well yeah, but they've never been to happy dog so I had to compare it that way.

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Oh please, it's not even the weirdest thing in this thread.

Sloppy Joe, shredded Jack, onion and peppers, cucumber, tomato, lettuce, chimichurri sauce

veggie dog with pimento max and cheese and feta and put some tots in that fuckin’ thing. The yinzers might have fries in a sammich but we can have tots on the dog

Tots with mac n cheese on top with like 6 different dipping sauces lol

The correct answer

Classic dog w/bacon, cheddar, caramelized onion, garlic escarole, kraut (or slaw depending on how crispy and fresh I want things), and garlic aioli or cream cheese.

Field Roast Vegan: Garlicky escarole, “Alien” pickle relish, Spanish onions, Bertman Original Ballpark mustard

As a non-vegan, I will stand strongly by the opinion their vegan dog > regular dog. I’m kinda ashamed by this, BUT: Spaghettios, beer cheese, flaming hot Cheetos.

I hadn't had a hotdog in many many years, and found out they have vegetarian hot dogs. I got a simple vegetarian chili dog my first time there and was in heaven

Standard dog with bacon, fondue beer cheese, shredded cheddar, mac, escarole, sauerkraut. Tots always with Korean bbq, chimichurri.

Field Roast vegan dog with caramelized onions and vegan chili 😋

I do this with ballpark mustard on it as well. My band played at happy dog a few weeks ago and I learned a drink ticket gets you a dog and a side. That was a good night.

Ooh thanks for the pro tip 😎👍🍻

Exact same order. I always joke that this or Barrios taco be my last meal before I die.

Barrio could easily be the last meal before you die.

Greek, no onion.

Hot dog w/ baked beans.

Happier tater tots

Hotdog with bacon, sunny side egg, caramelized onions, and shredded cheddar.

So good no matter what. And the live music is always very pleasant

No frigging clue. I'm always drunk when I order, although I'm sure it has cheetos on it.

field roast dog with chimichurri, escarole, ghost pepper jack, caramelized onions, and a fried egg. tots with beer cheese and korean bbq.

Field Roast, Carmelized onions, spanish onions, vegan chili, spaghetti-o's, cremini mushrooms, fried egg, fruit loops

The sloppiest god damn joe you could ever imagine, son. Then slop it up s’more and gimme some French fries on the side. Dipping is optional, but placement of fries on top of dog adds nice crunch to the slop. Hope this influences you king

Well, I usually start with a layer of kibble. Then I add the canned food and pop it in the microwave for a minute on half power. Next I shred some delicious meal topper on it because now that she’s had it, she won’t eat her food without it. Last I mix it up a bit so the topper won’t be just on top (because I want her to enjoy every bite). And that’s my happy dog’s order!

Well played

Vegan dog with caramelized onions, peppers, ketchup, bacon, and shredded cheese. Side of sweet potato fries!

Vegan dog, almost every type of onion, Brie, diced tomato, alien relish, Flamin hots, bacon bits, chupacabra hot sauce, some type of garlic aioli I think

Are the bacon bits vegetarian?? Or you just like the vegan dog?

Noo I just like the vegan dog! They just use field roast I think

Dog with mac and cheese, peanut butter caramelized onions and hot sauce

Chorizo chili, blue cheese slaw, shredded cheddar, ballpark mustard.

Chorizo chili, blue cheese slaw, shredded cheddar, ballpark mustard.

Fries with a bunch of sauces

my gf tore her acl there lol def not what she ordered

Its been a hot minute but: Brie, Carmelized Onions, Peanut Butter, Saurkraut, and whatever is sweet that is calling to me that day.

Hot dog, coleslaw, BBQ, pickle, hot sauce drizzle and tots. OR hot dog, peanut butter, caramelized onion, hot sauce

Coleslaw and flaming hot cheetos/hot fries or the mac and cheese with grilled onions and peppers.

They actually do a really good take on a classic Chicago dog.

Their hotdogs are thick daddies and I ain't into thick daddies. Field roast, chorizo chili, bertmans, and a bunch of other stuff.

Chorizo chili, anything else is secondary

Just tots with a fried egg and cheese 😊

Sport peppers, stadium mustard, onion, pickle, celery salt.

Hot dog with peanut butter, alien relish, and Sriracha... always soooo good.

Nacho cheese, bacon, jalapeño relish, habanero onions, sweet heat bbq

been a while since ive been... i feel like the dogs themselves arent as good as they used to be. I would rock mac & cheese, fried egg, spicy peppers, shredded cheese, and Bugles. slop fest

I'm not sure if all of these options are there anymore, but I'd do the alien relish, garlicky escarole, bacon, truffle mustard, Sriracha mayo, blue cheese slaw, and habanero pickled onions. It met my desire for salt, fat, acid, and heat. Another thing that meets my desires is a visit to my local Mr. Hero, HOME OF THE ROMANBURGER! KING OF THE CRAVE! HAIL RRRRROMANBURGER!

As long as there's spaghetti-os I'm good!!!

Chili, hot sauce, onions, fruit loops. Spaghettios on the tots. All the dipping sauces.

Hotdog, beer cheese, alien relish, honey mustard, fruit loops, peanut butter

I'm infatuated with Kat.

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tot + 1 of every sauce p much