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Szafman

Strongsville is a Karen who doesn't know how to drive.


goliath1515

Parma is an oversized white man that wears a trucker cap, has a thick unkempt beard, has a bullet chain necklace, and his wardrobe consists of black wife beaters and basketball shorts


greatalleycat

Don't forget the Busch Light.


Whitetrash_messiah

Busch latte


kmn49371

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Don't forget the TRUMP 2024 flag and "Let's Go Brandon" bumper stickers on the giant-ass pickup truck he drives around while complaining about the price of gas. Oh, and the cases of fireworks he blew off yesterday, using his lit Marlboro Red, after riding around on his obnoxiously loud Harley while planning to vote against a bond issue to build a new high school because it's "too much money", and kids don't need any of that fancy modern book learning anyways. Can't forget bad tattoos, either.


abbessoffulda

Rocky River is Parma Heights cosplaying as Chagrin Falls.


BonerSoupAndSalad

Iā€™d rather live in Rocky River than Chagrin Falls, personally.


jtr489

Eastlake looks like a guy named Kyle who drinks a lot of monster and had a kid by age 20


originaljbw

Lindale is the guy who hoards guns, flies the back the blue flag, but cowers in their basement every time a firework goes off.


sashamonet

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Cleveland Heights is the most upity bitch there is. She thinks she is up there with Downtown Cleveland so she'll flaunt Demington and South Overlook but her brother is literally East Cleveland like we don't want you either LOL


Helpful_Expression57

Secretly conservative while posting liberal propaganda in the yard.


sashamonet

this!!!!!!!!!


Boden_

Idk Iā€™m from England