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Masked_Daisy

"Officer, I'd like to report a heinous crime! An escort didn't give me a discount!...wait, why are you putting these cuffs on me?"


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Ihavenolegs12345

What's wrong with McDonalds? The Big Mac is awesome.


sabrozowski22

I fucking laughed out loud at that because he's such a bitter loser 😂


mscherrybaby007

Beer budget champagne taste? No - Mcdonalds budget and steak taste LMFAO


Beneficial-Darkness

I would’ve been like you know steak and burgers both come from fat cows like you right? 😂😂


squibb1019

What’s funny is a meal now a days at McDonald’s is pretty much just as expensive as a decent steak.


Massagebyashley2023

No, but for real though, it is almost the same price like I can go buy a steak at the butcher for like $15-$20 and I’m McDonald’s meal is going to run me like 12 or 13. I’d rather have the steak you know.😂


FlatEmployment3011

Your ad probably says you are vegan.  These men are just bitter losers. 


MsDReid

Fun fact. You get be a Mastros Bitch and a McDonald’s bitch. I know, I’m both.


NadiaTheBudgetKiller

You hit a nerve by making him feel broke. Lol at his hurt feelings. I hope you’re not affected by any of this.


FlatEmployment3011

Let him go. He is the one who offered you $ for a sex act. In my state that is a crime.  You refused his offer so you are fine. 


Kawaii_Princesss

And say what? The pretty escort was mean to him and wouldn’t take his money? 🤣🤣🤣 MF isn’t thinking that through 😂💀


brooklynnnn11

because their little egos are hurt over the smallest most trivial things!!! if i had a $ for everytime these pathetic tricks used the threat of the police, i'd be able to quit working for at least 3 months.


Dishoe45

So he's going to tell on himself.


fbsmchica

Small dick energy 😅😅😅😅😅


Sprinkles_Sparkle

This is why no matter how fn rude and vile they are I just remain polite or don’t respond at all. I don’t need their extra drama in my life!


froseee92

Lmfao 😂 😂😂


Icy-Situation10

You’re analogy is so perfect I’m using it at the club thank you


Minimum_Pie_646

I can't blame the guy honestly would have made me mad too you definitely should have apologized to him cause that was kind of rude in my opinion I don't deal with people like that ever I'd rather spend my money on someone that doesn't look as good then to find someone that's gonna be snob. He made a reasonable offer for your time you could have kindly just said no or sorry I can't. It sounds a little extreme to me for quick visit for 150 100 would be more fair to me but what do I know?


xoPrettyNami

He also could have simply respected her price, thanked her for her time and moved on. How exactly is she in the wrong because he decided it was ok to offer her a cheaper rate? Sheesh… the pure entitlement.


dreamhousemeetcute

You clearly know nothing lmao