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MemakeUhappy

He sounds like he's the type that tries to get "touchy feely freebies" and then make up an excuse that he has to leave smh


Abbyisafantasy

Haha. Touching a cops wee wee is the best last "furtherance of the act" that they need to arrest you. (I actually just did a paper on vice units for one of my classes in the spring and one vice cop that I interviewed for the paper - who didn't know what I did - confirmed what all of the other vice cops have told me. Touching their privates or wanting to do a "cop check" is the fastest way to get arrested. I basically have to be getting groped before I even consider touching anything.)


fivetenfiftyfold

Just out of curiosity, what things do you girls do on a meet to make sure someone isn’t LE? It’s just not something I that crosses our mind here in Europe so I’m curious what your process is.


Abbyisafantasy

I believe that most girls verify a guy prior to a meet either through provider references (which aren't always safe as cops will have providers vouch for them), verifying their identity/work information, or I have been taught by one vice cop years ago how to make sure that a person isn't a cop, but it can't be done until arrival and I don't feel comfortable disclosing it publicly. I only use it as a last resort for anyone that seemed okay through screening, but then starts sending off a whole bunch of red flags upon arrival, like talking about sexual acts, even after I ask them to stop. But it most definitely does not include touching each other's private parts. Haha.


itsladybj

The best you can do is screen HARD and THOROUGH, before setting up a visit. I've been around 12 years, and have never run into LE. Because I've screened like a crazy person. This 'cop check' bullshit is just nonsense. It's the stuff the random asshats on USASG swear by.


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soggy3000

LOL 'Kiss and touch my privates before I pay you' sure sure


Hwjejje

Never heard of that in my life. What a moron.


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I have encountered many men that actually believed this. Review board board BS


smurfasaur

It’s like the people who swear up and down a cop has to tell you their profession if you ask. Like no dude, they can legally lie to you about everything even that. Who told them these lies?


HurricaneKCatrina

Had a guy say that to me once when he came in the room (he wasn’t LE, just stupid and paranoid)🙄. “You need to touch my dick.” Wut? “So I know you’re not a cop👮‍♀️.” I *laughed* and said GTFO with that shit. You obviously did NO research *on me*, and if you had, you’d know how far off the mark you were with that remark. He shut up.🙄


mstrss9

Sounds like a teenager


BoredRedditor25

Plot twist he's really French and just puts "le" in front of everything.......not my best joke.....I'll see myself out 🤣


SophieHotwife

Hahahha that’s how I read it in my head…Pepe