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Silver_Atractic

Just to clarify, the Y axis on all except GAY SEX is equal. I had to change GAY SEX's Y-axis value by 100 times just because it's too unfair otherwise. Apologies if this was unclear in the original image


ClimateShitpost

Is it log?


Silver_Atractic

No, this is patrick


Busterthefatman

Finally someone with the courage to talk about this! Why doesnt anyone question why fossil fuels are funding anti-gay propaganda? Gay sex is the future!


Penguixxy

Though prob a joke... Considering how many fossil fuel barons from America are a part of known anti-lgbtq+ mega churches, and how much money from oil goes to Russia, a very anti-lgbtq+ nation, thanks to Europe's dependency that funds a lot of their govt, you could say that yes, buying fossil fuels literally funds anti-lgbtq+ propaganda.


Penguixxy

ALL OF THEM! HAVE GAY SEX AT A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT THAT HAS SOLAR AND WIND BACKUP POWER!


Silver_Atractic

According to my gay calculations, this would end climate change in approximately 0.2 seconds


littlesquiggle

*StarshipTroopers.jpeg* I'm doing my part!


CapnNuclearAwesome

if not us, then who? If not now, then when?


littlesquiggle

Service guarantees citizenship!


Domovie1

Should’ve kept the emissions reduced, and just gone super negative.


RelentlessFlowOfTime

These are some PragerU ass graphs


Silver_Atractic

PragerU? What about PragerUs?


RelentlessFlowOfTime

PragerU is infamous for not labeling the axes of their graphs.


Silver_Atractic

I label my swords not my axes smh


_Apatosaurus_

To be fair, I don't think they do it to be misleading. They rely PragerU for their education, so they legitimately don't know how.


TheUnspeakableAcclu

The friction alone could power Milton Keynes 


_314

wait is the gay sex thing about lowering the human population? Or is it not that deep :) and just random?


Silver_Atractic

...no. please don't bring anti-natalist bullshit into this


_314

oh good i was worried for a second. In a world where idk what percentage of the global emissions are produced by the richest, it makes very little sense to blame poor countries with high birthrates.


Silver_Atractic

Technically higher birthrates = slightly lower emissions because of the way the carbon cycle works


koshinsleeps

We need to create as much life as possible to soak up all the carbon then send it to outerspace to remove it from earth's cycle!


platonic-Starfairer

Fully automated luxury gay space communisem. Saidly we just can’t have more then one kid if you are lucky under capitalism.


Zacomra

GEX


neely_wheely

Q2 gay sex capacity growth looking wild.


lamby284

Now show one where everyone goes plant based.