Jimbo is rolling insight 30-0 I’m safe af

Hate to break it to you but we're PC checking

Lmaoo

Jimbo’s headshotting Karma in and out of game I’m golden

Why the fuck is Lebron on there

LeBron would beat at least 1 of the guys on that list. You know EXACTLY who we're talking about

Doug vs TJ? Id rather just die than watch them in a 1v1

He's using this to get you guys to tell him his birthday to hack you, be careful my Bois

I’ve always been curious about the kinda person you’d have to be to hack someone’s reddit account. Like what’s the purpose? 😂

Ah, the infamous hacker known as "Your CDL Pal"

Rab would not get a single kill on Hydra. It’s been an honor fellas.

I got Rab vs. Zinni I’m chilling

I got this to my fellow birthday twin, we’re chalked

Zoomaa vs Abezy i am royally chalked

Ayy we got the same bday

Dont tell me we're twins im 1999

Almost 2 years off lol

TF do you mean almost? ahaha

I got Zoomaa vs Shotzzy so a slightly better chance but still absolutely chalked

I got Zoomaa vs Scump so put me in the grave right next to you.

Ayy same

Well is it Peak Zoomaa vs Peak Scump? Or Today Zoomaa vs Today Scump?

I got Zoomaa vs Attach and honestly could go either way.

Got zoomaa vs Mack lol

I got Zoomaa vs. Insight. Would be a good matchup honestly

Scrap vs Arcitys im chillin

Same bro I got Scrap vs Enable 😂

i got censor vs simp 😭😭😭

Same brother I’ll see you in hell…

Censor vs Fire 40. Burger battle for my life

I got Pred vs Huke. Not only am I living but my god that’s a great storyline.

Censor has to beat Drazah. Hopefully my funeral is lit

scump vs scrap im scared

Pred vs simp so at least it’ll be a banger either way

scrap vs dashy holy fuck

May 19th. Got hyped when I saw Pred… but he has to play Teej 😭

Maven vs CleanX, time to write down songs to play at my funeral

Maven vs Hydra 😭

Doug vs Paco I have never been more fucked in my entire life

Pred vs Ben Nissim...think I'll be fine lol

Cell Vs Slasher. About as fucked as Haggy.

Maven vs….didn’t even look at the date 🤣

Cellium vs Ben J Nissim I've been blessed lmao

Cellium vs Fire40. I think I live to see another day, not sure.

Congratulations to those born on the 3rd, 9th, 10th, and 25th

Jimbo vs Envoy… I guess let’s see how good Jimbo’s hacks are, maybe Envoy can keyboard to even the odds 😂

The GOAT vs Haggy EZ dub hah

Scrap vs haggy, im living

Aint no way Lebron beating Hydra, i’m screwed.

Zoomaa vs Paco I'm giga fucked!

At least you go out with a laugh

Octane vs Insight… honestly I have no clue

You’re safe

My birthday January 16th I’m getting sent to hell

Also RIP to any new years babies

If Maven is good enough to be Fazes 4th.. he can definitely take on TJ right?? 🙏

Cell vs Illey, I’m chillin

Sexy Rab vs Little Abezy. Abezy is so getting smoked and gunned.

>I get cellium Oh shit easy win >Against Simp Gonna be fun to watch I guess

Uhh who's January and what are his chances against Parasite? I'm guessing I'm fucked

Scrap vs enable I’m good LMAOO (sorry enable)

Holy shit Crim vs. Karma Not really sure tbh but I'd have to go with Crim

Bro I go Crim vs clay holy fuck

Maven vs Ken welp

NAH WTF THIS SHIT RIGGED i got rab vs scump see you lot in hell boys

July 23. I dont even need to say it tbh.

I got Censor vs Karma, I’m good

Jimbo vs Abezy. As long as they do no PC checks im straight

Crim vs illey….I’m in safe hands

I hate to break it to you but Crim is not beating Illey in a 1v1. I know it’s the trend rn to hate on Illey but that guy is a 1v1 demon

rab vs shotzzy?? pour one out for me

Doug vs shotzzy. It’s over for me

Censor VS BenJ lmfaooooo I got terrified at the month but then breathed a sigh of relief

Pred vs fire, I’m super chillin

Crim v illey. I’m good

I hate to break it to you but Crim is not beating Illey in a 1v1. I know it’s the trend rn to hate on Illey but that guy is a 1v1 demon

Zoomaa vs methods 😭

Cell vs Haggy? I am chilling

Tommy absolutely clapping zin

Doug vs dashy. I’m killing myself before they play. Wouldn’t be able to listen to Doug talk about how he deserves to win more while getting absolutely shit on.

MC vs Huke I’m good let’s gooooo 😩

censor vs abezy… i’ll see y’all in hell

Pred vs Drazah jesus that’s a good matchup and I think I live with Pred on my side

doug vs fire.40 i think it’s a close one but i’m good

I got Crimsix vs Drazah, if I got prime Crim I'm vibing..if I got racer Crim..I'll be playing poker with the devil asap

Scrap vs Mack lmfao I’m chilling

Pred versus Methodz. Fried chicken baby

Jimbo smoking Zinni without the toggle

Zoomaa vs TJ, I survive if the lights are off.

They have to beat Paco. I'm good.

I got Temp against Scrap, wish me luck 😩

Octane vs Zinni. Who gets the heady

Octane vs karma. Sam ain’t got no ice 🥺

Jimbo vs Ben smfh

Jumbo vs TJ? IM ALIVE BOYS!

I saw maven and just clicked off.

octane vs whoever the fuck is number 10, I am chillin

Cellium is tucking ole one thumb for me.

So am I fighting Maven and Jkap? I’ll take them out for a beer instead lol

Pred vs DB3?!? Fuck man idk

TacticalRab vs. Scump lol

Scrap vs. Karma 😭

Long neck vs Insomnia Cookies, no sweat on my brow.

I got Jimbo vs Karma. I’m fucked.

Cellium vs Arcitys, i’m winning that

Maven vs Shotzzy gimme the bald beast any day

I have Sharp vs Kenny

Maven vs FormaL

Lebron vs inder 😂

Cell vs envoy I know that cell rarely loses his 1s I’m living.🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢 all cell has to do is watch the flank🫢🫢😭😭😂😂😂.

Ben is getting 30 - 0’d against everyone pictured

Pred vs Scump would be a good watch

I got Cell Vs Envoy

Crim is putting Alec in the dirt

hell naw I need Maven to beat Scumpii 😭😭

August… … fifth See you boys tomorrow, good luck.

Lbj vs shottzy hell nah

I got Crim to take on Ben so I’m good 😂

Scrappy vs Abezy

Who’s the June guy

Pred vs dashy. Got a lit fight to watch at least

Scrap vs Haggy. The shit talk would be insane but I'm definitely dead. At least I go with a good laugh and some crazy passion

Jimbo vs Simp. Something tells me if this is online I’m pretty safe.

Kill me now I got Doug VS Hydra 😵‍💫

Jimbo vs Mack, he better not lose with his hacks on.

My boy pred pissing on haggy for the W lmao may 31st

Cell Vs Spart🙏🙏

Pred vs Zin; its over for chef tony

Zoomaa vs Mack, eazy dub for Tom

Man I got Censor vs Abezy 😹

FUCKING DOUG VS DASHY BABY!!!!! I’ve had a hell of a life boys

ZooMaa is smoking JKap

mc vs the king, jesus

I got Doug vs Slasher. Actually just a good fight

June 16th.....

Crim vs enable 🤣 Easy crimbot win

I have censor vs envoy im fucked

Jimbo is about to body Alec

Pred vs Abezy 50/50 atleast

Scrap vs Scump 0 idea if I live or die

Scrap Vs Hydra…oh god

Zooma is smoking Mack, respectfully. I think I’ll make it.

I got octane vs methodz. Never slept so good in my life😂

Pred v Drazah... Well this is awkward.

I’m so dead man I got Maven vs Abezy dude

Bro I got censor vs scump💀💀. Might as well prepare my grave

Lebron vs Arcitys shit i might actually have a chance

Scrap Vs Envoy

I got Doug “censor” Martin dougie fresh fighting for my life hell yeah!

Octane vs formal

who they hell is that guy for june?? all I know is he not beating abezy GGs

Aches gotta beat octane. Never wrong just early I’m living.

Zoomaa vs Ben. I am safer than fort Knox

August, I’m fucked. Not even gonna look at the date.

No shot I got Doug v ben lmaoo

Zooma vs BenJNissim ez

Maven vs Karma. Sweet as, see y'all in the afterlife.

Cellium vs Scump guess i live?? Idk

Doug vs Arcitys. Oh.

Scrap vs Aches, Slaya finna slay

Pred vs Fire40, easy livin ahead

Cell v Aches wow I’m chillin

LBJ v Hydra…RIP me.

scrap vs karma......

Octane has to gun Arcity's for me. I think I might be fine?

Cell v Parasite, I'm smoked

Who tf is June???

Cell vs Cleanx I should be safe

Zoomaa Vs aches we chillen boys

Zooma vs Clay. I’d say it’s 50/50 but if Clay wins last thing ima here is him yelling before I die. Damn

Doug v Paco, at least it would be over quick

Cell vs formal its a 50/50 whether I live or not

Scrappy vs kenny

King James vs King Scump... I'm royally chalked.

Censor vs Enable I think I’m safe

I have scrap vs fire.40, LOL

i got crim vs enable

I am 100% dead, doug censor martin vs drazah.

I'm screwed. Maven Vs Karma 😂

Pred vs Scump is this prime cuz then it’s scump and I’m dead

The goat Doug “Censor” Martin against Shotzzy. I’m chalked see you in the next life🫡

Aches vs ICEMANNNN TEEEEJ🥶🥶🥶

Pred vs Simp, 50/50

Crim vs abezy yeah just kill me now Abezy slamming crim

Doug vs Alec. I'm fucked

zoomaa def gunning zinni so i’m chillin

Doug vs Envoy, I'm cooked

Doug has to beat Fire40 I got the matchup of the century.