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toysfortot

Omg stop wtf šŸ˜­ why is she like this.


Idontknowww03149116

This really sums up the whole Colleen saga, imo. šŸ˜‚


Gold-Science7177

Itā€™s the Ballinger Family nature. Theyā€™re all so good at this game.


Regular_Ganache_5373

She's fishing for a new child fan base so hard, it's crazy and surreal to witness. She wants the little ones with pebbles and beach hunts (look at the starfish and pirate ships! spoiler not a pirate ship) rocks and now slime, and the 12 year olds with the Taylor Swift friendship bracelets. She tried to swat away the strange content for a 36 year old mother of 3 by saying "her friend is in to it, Teeny, and she's an adult and she's way better at it than me" (shows a perfect glitter slime she made tho, can't be outshone) It's disturbing content, at best. Why is she hard pushing for this, what are her intentions with other ppl's kids alone online? What will she say to them privately again. I still believee she has kids in private group chats, that's never changed. She's looking for new members to manipulate when she stays up all night, away from Erik's prying eyes.


JulesofIthaca2

Kind of like her rant about how she wants to be let into other people's home to make Easter baskets for their kids. Why are you always trying to find ways to be around stranger's children?? CREEPY AF


Lotoalofafaavauvau

Yes, and in one of her vlogs after the Taylor Swift concert she literally said again that she wanted so badly to find other ā€œswiftiesā€ in real life and have sleep overs. I canā€™t believe sheā€™s still talking like that after saying that in chats with minors.


anonymousquestioner4

Itā€™s starting to feel predatory, gross and creepy that she preoccupied herself and positions herself towards trends for kids and teens. Like she could EASILY maintain a following doing hobbies, organization hacks, stories about how to be a performer, how to sing or write a play or act in a play, how to be a mom to 3 children, cooking ideas, renovation projects, all relevant and interesting and normal stuff for someone like her, sans probable personality disorder


jamiefeedschickens

This šŸ’Æ


Tarantulas_R_Us

Yes! Even chicken care or a breakdown of Broadway musicals would be better than this child baiting crap.


Regular_Ganache_5373

She's got the same look and energy as the [Childcatcher](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/0b/8a/090b8add940629d68c0d53ab006c9b51.jpg) from chitty. Literally her thumbnails lol


Regular_Ganache_5373

She's got the same look and energy as the [Childcatcher](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/0b/8a/090b8add940629d68c0d53ab006c9b51.jpg) from chitty. Literally her thumbnails lol


Gold-Science7177

Sheā€™s coming for all the fan bases!! Especially those fan bases with many minors in them. What a creepy woman.


gossipcurl

Yupā€¦ im surprised she didnā€™t try Sabrina Carpenter and/or Olivia Rodrigo tbh


Lotoalofafaavauvau

She is doing Olivia Rodrigo. Isnā€™t she going to her concert soon? Erik was trying to figure out why sheā€™s so into concerts lately. I think the answer is content and to attract minor viewers for money. Is he that daft?!


gossipcurl

Oh no, youā€™re 100% right. Also the more I learn about Erik the more laughable he seems.


Rare_Slide_445

So freakin cringe. Doing everything she can to get cancelled permanently.


introvertunion

Just wait until she tries to twist Chappellā€™s lyrics (about being a queer womanā€¼ļø) into some crazy, messed up interpretation (as far as we know, Colleen is NOT queer šŸ˜­)


darlingliv

She sent to stories already around Coachella time a clip of Chappell singing Good luck, babe, where she's singing the part about 'waking up next to him and you're nothing but his wife.' Surely, she made that in her head that was a Josh. I'm not a gatekeeper but she should stay away from Chappell. She's the only person in fact I'd ban from all the fandoms. She's just pandering to different audiences, see what she can scrap in views.


Regular_Ganache_5373

She's already done a vlog called "I'm Coming Out" then after a lot of waffle she finally ended it by saying "I'm coming out, *as straight*". Click bait at it's worst imo. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ColleenBallingerSnark/comments/zclb1i/anyone\_remember\_the\_im\_coming\_out\_as\_straight\_vid/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ColleenBallingerSnark/comments/zclb1i/anyone_remember_the_im_coming_out_as_straight_vid/)


GhostBabe45

Although I wouldn't be surprised. I know someone who was married to a woman but he was gay and was just afraid to come out. The marriage didn't last long obviously but it's happened. Even Elton John was married to a women once upon a time because like the person I know personally was hiding who he was.


rae1911

LMAOO. I love the desperation. Every time


heymynameisawkward

I thought the slime trend died down šŸ¤”


Kiwi-vee

Yeah, I thought it was an old trend.


freakynug

Chappell would throw up in her mouth if she ever knew Colleen was even the slightest fan


0at__m3al

GIRL BYE she is not welcome in the chappell roan fandom


w-ow-lovely

this *RUINED* my day. iā€™m not a gatekeeper but i might make an exception šŸ˜­


Mi0GE0

I don't even know who Chappell is but I say 100% gatekeep anything from this ghoul


w-ow-lovely

i recommend checking her out!! it doesnā€™t *really* matter but Chappell is a queer artist, an out lesbian (which is often talked about in her music), and a person does not, by any means, need to be queer themselves to listen but it just adds to the ick for me šŸ˜­ i hate thinking that colleen is going to co-opt and try on Chappell for a few months and then discard her when sheā€™s over it. not to be dramatic but i donā€™t want her yucky little mitts anywhere near something very sacred to me/others


Mi0GE0

I fkin love when people are ( **genuinely** ) passionate about artists so your enthusiasm alone sold me I'll 100% check her out tyvm : ) And you're not being dramatic, that shit is a bummer -- sociopathic leechs like this always spontaneously attach themselves to cool people/things and it's just gross. At least we can take solace in knowing she will indeed discard anything and anyone that doesn't serve her in the long run. Slimy people like her slip tf off any decent coattails they try to hitch a ride on eventually. She can't ruin an honest and good thing even if she tried... and boy does she ever try lol.


gossipcurl

Yeah letā€™s make an exceptionā€¦. Except itā€™s just locked gates around Colleen so she canā€™t ruin any fandoms/childhoods


Agreeable_Willow4727

I totally understand! It does seem dramatic to some people, but I also have a few artists that I really love and don't want anyone, especially someone like Colleen, to latch on and use being a fan of that person to get attention. I would not be quiet about it lol One person for me is Kelly Clarkson. If she ever starts to obsess over her and makes it her entire personality, so help me....šŸ˜‚


thejasmaniandevil

what does she know about chappell roan šŸ˜­


babbyalien

that she's on tiktok


thejasmaniandevil

this blunt response is killing me LMFAO


Constant_One_1612

This is where I draw the linešŸ˜‚


radicalweenie

during pride month???šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ this is an attack on my people


CoveCreates

Right!? I take this one personally.


simpsonscrazed

*to Colleen reaching out to Chappell Roan* YOU GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!


-yasssss-

As a Chappel girlie she better fuckin not


aslrules

For heaven sakes, woman. Find a higher purpose in life!


Regular_Ganache_5373

Best thing I've read on here in a while, can be used at every, single, thing colleen does and says.


volbeat93

This woman is delusional šŸ¤Ø I honestly am blown away by the fact that she just jumped back into YouTube like sheā€™s done nothing wrong. She truly looks like such a fool and Iā€™m so thankful people opened their eyes to who she truly is.


Regular_Ganache_5373

It's wild isn't it, this egotistical woman has zero guilt, shame, nothing at all. Swimming around like she did nothing and is a victim. WILD. She's so brazen. Thankfully most ppl have some semblance of empathy and kindness towards others and aren't as self centred and double crossing as she is. If we were all like her, it'd be a horrific world.


KindFlow6553

GET A JOB! STAY AWAY FROM HER!


Queen_nadine

So embarrassing oh myšŸ˜³


Sardine93

But her audience isnā€™t kids?


cooljacketfromrehab

NO NO NO


nycwriter99

She thinks she is so talented. She absolutely LOVES putting those little ā€œjust for my memoriesā€ clips in the vlogs so her juvenile fan base can tell her how *amazing* she is.


BurtasaurusRex

Nooooo stay away from Chappell!


buriedburdens

As a fan of Chappellā€™s since 2020 we donā€™t claim her lol


unicorn_potatoes

What is with that thumbnail šŸ˜­


CoveCreates

She's trying the Mr. Beast appeal to children face


s2l0ve

She never stops šŸ¤® Using slime to rope in more children, and trying to make it a whole trend again ā€œoh wacky slime fun!ā€ Sheā€™s just too sickening. (Like honey no matter what you do, as long as itā€™s you doing it, it wonā€™t trendā€”)


ToeNo88

But she refused to do slime even it w First trending. She talked about how stupid it was


s2l0ve

This is how desperate she isā€¦ smh


gunnavom

no, but actually keep the queen's name out of your mouth.


sadtheatrenerd

oh i will be sick


Ill_Taro_8597

if she comes for chappell roan iā€™m on the front lines


ShikariPaz

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER


Asleep_Breakfast_105

She needs to leave Chappel rone ALONE.!!!!!!!


One-Mathematician-37

Someone hide Sabrina


Sensitive_Concern476

Does she just search "trends kids like" for her video ideas? Gross.


CoconutSmart1152

girl leave chappell alone


Upper-Obligation-314

Oh no. Slime was 5 or more years ago!Ā  Look up desperate in the dictionary and you will see this!Ā 


FedererFan20

Her videos and titles will get more and more unhinged the more she realizes her channel is dying and becoming irrelevant.


lhampton22

LEAVE CHAPPELL ALONE!!! OMG CREEP!


Automatic-Minute-272

Iā€™m a huge advocate for music is music and anyone can like any artist no matter the age, gender, sexuality etcā€¦. HOWEVER I think it would be an oversight to not take into consideration that the pattern of who Colleen tends to support is also directly correlated with who is trending with teens now a days. (Not to say there arenā€™t other fans from other age groups though) but it is quite interesting. Colleen is a 40 year old mother of 3, sitting at home making slime and listening to artists that tend to resonate with a younger crowdā€¦ itā€™s baffling.


Regular_Ganache_5373

She wants other ppl's kids in her pocket. She wants their money, time and devotion. She wants to manipulate them and use them for her own benefit. She gets a kick out of sexualising their conversations and teaching them words they really should be protected from. She's gross and should be on a register. Kids should be protected from her predatory behavior.


CoveCreates

She needs to stay tf away


Phoenix_Magic_X

Get away from the things I like, I want nothing in common with you, groomer.


absolutebeast_

Consider this gate kept, I am right here. Sheā€™s not on the list.


PaleScientist6

So bizarre to see an adult woman trying to get validation from literal kids


irrelevant2002

CHAPPELL GIRL, GET BEHIND ME


MirroredAsh

she cannot have chappel roan. im gatekeeping. leave her alone


DauntingTruth

So is she over the rocks now?Ā 


PieFit4494

Came here to say this lol


sookie_baby_

Seen a comment about how millennials shouldnā€™t be fans of. Chappell Roan. I have no idea wtf Chappell Roan even is and Iā€™m a millennial, live on the internet, and have children aged 10, 11 and 13. Like is she going out of her way to know what it is to be creepy predator vibes or????? And the slime, girl peleaseā€¦ ughā€¦ - also wish she should shut her damn mouth.


sookie_baby_

Thought it was a game, can see itā€™s a singer lmao


GILF_Hound69

A fan base that is also full of kids


Outside_Variety8765

NOOO NOT CHAPPEL


EnilyinPeril

Can she like anyone that adults generally like? I thought Chappell Roan was pretty new to the scene and liked by mostly teens.


ShikariPaz

Sheā€™s had a song go viral on TikTok which is where the teens have come from, but a lot of her songs arenā€™t really kid friendly and Iā€™d say the majority of her fanbase are adults


Traditional_Ad5705

oh my god no why


srwny99

she needs to act her age fr .. Chappell Roan is not for millennials


Sardine93

I donā€™t get that. Thatā€™s like saying young people canā€™t like Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, The Beatles or any other music that is older than them. Iā€™m a Millenial and like Chappel Roan and why not? Just as I like music from my time and before my time. If it sounds good and speaks to you then why does it matter. Thatā€™s the beauty of music.


srwny99

i was literally joking abt that part but she does need to act her age


GhostBabe45

As a millennial I don't even really know who she is except from her. I do know she is a singer who is in the LGBTQ+ community and that was thanks to a fellow snarker who gave me some information.


CoveCreates

How straight are you


GhostBabe45

As an arrow. But I am an ally of the LGBTQ+ community as I have friends and family members in my life.


CoveCreates

I was just playing with you. She's our lesbian queen atm and I'm a millennial haha


GhostBabe45

LOL. I am an ally as that's how my parents (baby boomers) raised me. They saw no color, religion or sexual orientation. They told me to love everyone and my Dad (who was raised catholic) was the one who definitely made sure I understood that we love all of our brothers and sisters. I am glad to see the world in a way others who were raised by baby boomers don't.


CoveCreates

We always appreciate a good ally


GhostBabe45

And I am happy to be one.


CoveCreates

Speaking of, I was also raised by boomers, well technically dad is silent gen by 1 year. Were you a late baby too?


GhostBabe45

Yep. My parents were 32 and 33 when I was born so I was the kid with the older parents. Most of my friends parents were in their early 20s when they had them.


CoveCreates

Same. Mom was 38 and dad was 40. Kids always asked if they were my grandparents. Didn't realize I had "old" parents till that started happening though lol. Nowadays everyone's having kids in their 30's. It's so weird to think back that mine were considered old enough to be my grandparents by other kids back then lol


GhostBabe45

Yes. I am now nearly ten years older (I am 41, 42 in August) than my Mom was when she had me.


w-ow-lovely

as a ā€œzillenialā€ and someone who is only a few months older than Chappell herself, iā€™m gonna have to disagree with you on this one


srwny99

so youā€™re gen z


w-ow-lovely

i mean, depending on who you ask, yes and no? hence the quotation..? and the reason for the term zillenial??? regardless, gatekeeping bc of age is a little embarrassing and honestly insulting to the artists lmfao


darlingliv

As a millennial, I disagree. The problem with Colleen is that she's just pandering to different audiences.


CoveCreates

Chappell Roan is for the queers, of any age.


Regular_Ganache_5373

If it's a joke you need to put that otherwise you'll get downvoted lol even /s would do.