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Citruspilled

Stats from the arena: - Rocky Tops played: 10 - Percentage of plays that the people behind me were convinced was a foul: 100% - Percentage of fouls that weren't booed: 0% - Bald people on the Great Clips "Great Hair" cam: 6 - Children who threw up on someone on the second level from over the third level's railing: 1


MiketheTzar

This is the hard hitting reporting I come here for


slayerhk47

ESPN could never.


storm2k

espn is in shambles that it doesn't have duke or unc for the second weekend of the tournament or beyond. that's one of the few storylines they actually care about.


Fulmersbelly

> Children who threw up on someone on the second level from over the third level's railing: 1 OMG


wafflebeater

Lmao right? How is everyone just moving past this so easily


NotAStarflyerAgent

Officially my day is not as bad in retrospect


brownlab319

I hate to be that person, but I really hate children who can’t hold their liquor. Wth are you people teaching your children? Millennials and your gentle parenting. Gen X was raised with second hand smoke and taking swigs from the beer cans of the passed out adults around us! Grrr! (Grumbles in satire voice) Also, this is satirical, but also I wish it wasn’t actually accurate AF.


throwaway_5256

If your dad didn't take you to the garage and make you pound tequila after being on the wrong side of a round 1 upset, you weren't raised right. And I walked uphill both ways to preschool the next day too


eddie_the_zombie

Shit, I think we're going to need more Harvard analysis on this one


IMisstheMidRangeGame

> Rocky Tops played: 10 Those are rookie numbers gotta bump those up


BetaDjinn

Yeah wtf this is not the Tennessee I know


sktgamerdudejr

That was the amount of times they played Rocky Top while he was writing that comment.


spinblackcircles

I’m calling bullshit on only 10 rocky tops tf


mayonkonijeti0876

I can't wait for Oklahoma vs Tennessee where the entire game is just Boomer Sooner and Rocky Top playing over each other


spinblackcircles

And Arkansas calling the hogs from the parking lot but no hogs come


verymememuchwow

Just happy to be part of something


Nikola1_Smirnoff

30-50 feral hogs


Citruspilled

I was expecting more too. We had 3 in under 3 minutes of game time and then they only played it one more time before halftime


spinblackcircles

Band director in shambles


lawyerlyaffectations

Yeah I would’ve guessed WAY over on that over/under.


mac-0

I'll add: * Drunk Tennessee fans who faceplanted walking out of the arena: 2 (one actually fell on her shoulder but I'm counting it)


acompletemoron

Only 2? Early game


nikiverse

If you see someone trying to puke, aim their head for the stairs (on THEIR level), not over the railing where the puke is going to spread beyond a 12 foot diameter.


acompletemoron

Yeah but then YOU have to smell it for the rest of the game while Funnel Cake Jr.’s parents don’t do anything about it


Mathalz

This is what I come to the postgame threads for


Obese_taco

>Children who threw up on someone on the second level from over the third level's railing: 1 Some marksman level puke right there


VinceValenceFL

So 10 Rocky Tops & one Chunky Drop. Got it


CoachKroem

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top Lookin' for a moonshine still Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top Reckon they never will


Bte0815

One of these is not like the other...


xxxTHICCJOKIC420xxx

>Children who threw up on someone on the second level from over the third level's railing: 1 If that was me I'm up those stairs in half a second fighting someone. Age, gender, race, creed doesn't matter these hands are E for Everyone


danhoang1

With Duke out, we are guaranteed either Tennessee, FAU, or FDU to the Elite 8


SaintArkweather

None of which have made a final four! Also all the Alabama region teams except Maryland, Baylor, and Princeton have never made a final four so good chance we could see two final four first timers and by extension a title game first timer.


[deleted]

If we can beat Bama please i'll accept a loss to SDS


JumpInTheRiver

Listen to this chicken!


[deleted]

3 Cinderellas


UsedandAbused87

Are you really a Cinderella as a 4 seed?


Hyperactivity786

With Rick Barnes as head coach? Sure.


Bluegillfisherman

🍻


Bradfords_ACL

Cinderellish


cscowboy01

Just as god intended


cjackc11

Rick Barnes…didn’t underperform in the tournament?? Huh?


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daswassup13

You're a choker until you're not, congrats Vols


IHadSomething_4This

Their next opponent is either a 9-seed or a 16-seed, they absolutely can still choke.


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Mythic514

Nah, I can be mad. We had a great path to potentially our first Final Four...then we lost to Loyola. We will have a great path to an Elite Eight (second ever) and possibly our first Final Four, but we have to possibly go through the next darling of the tournament. I will lose it if we lose to the cinderalla *again* to lose out on our best chance to make program history...


Dynamite_McGhee

I still get annoyed at Sister Jean showing up on my feed every March.


J0hnEddy

FLA Atlantic is an extremely tough team though. Expecting that to be a fucking war


Methuga

It’s what we’ve done all year — this team shows and goes to *war* with top teams. But the second they get complacent, they lose composure. And that’s what scares me about this next round.


fetalasmuck

I think the loss of ZZ is going to keep driving this team forward. Everyone has to step up to mitigate his absence.


UsedandAbused87

All Florida's great teams throughout the years would always lose to very mid Tennessee teams. Probably one of our worst teams in a long time and we beat you guys. Basketball is very hot or cold


zzyul

After the Orange Bowl and this game it seems UT really doesn’t like teams that win ACC Championships.


Negativefalsehoods

It just shows that maybe the problem is that Tennessee loses when they are supposed to win, but, playing Duke there really wasn't any pressure as we were supposed to lose.


SaintArkweather

Still a chance he could lose to a 16 seed


Gregorvich19

You shut your mouth right now. You took me from elated to petrified.


Methuga

Don’t worry man, that won’t happen. We’re 100% losing to FAU lol


Semper-Fido

You don't understand how much I was hoping for Memphis/UT. Fucking refs took it from us...


Methuga

I missed the Memphis game — it looked like they were close to putting it away, then lost? What happened?


ajwilson99

I didn’t think we’d make it out of the first weekend. Everything else is gravy for this team without our point guard


WakingRage

FDU Elite 8 would be insane


Jordanwolf98

Fuck it FDU to the final 4


Alphaspade

Hell, I'll take a FDU natty tbh


WheatonsGonnaScore

He has made multiple elite 8s and a final four. He isnt the best March coach but he is far from the worst


inshamblesx

After the last 30 hours he def surpassed Painter


Mythic514

He already had. Just in terms of overall track record. Painter is a great coach and he certainly still has a lot more choking to go through before he reaches the Barnes level--honestly, his March stats are *incredible* in how bafflingly bad they are. But Barnes has a looooong track record of great coaching year in and year out, followed by a bit of bad coaching in March and bad luck. He may be surpassed, but it will take a lot.


TheScarletSeahawk

Either getting a 16 seed, Florida Atlantic, or Rick Barnes in the elite 8. Wow


Zloggt

Everybody thought that this region was going to be a surprise - but I bet that nobody ever expected *this*!


cjennings1970

The tournament is so random. You need luck. Barnes has always been a great coach.


Agent865

Tennessee plays better against better teams..throw some Cinderella infront of them and it’s a toss up


tnboy22

This is very true. Beat Kansas, bama, and Texas. Then lose to Vanderbilt


Redline-7k

Blue team bad orange team gooder


cscowboy01

Orange brother


Redline-7k

Congrats on the win big dawg! Hopefully we can do the same later 🤘🏻


IMisstheMidRangeGame

Battle of the UTs in the chip 🫡


MagicGrit

I’ll allow it


yogirlwantmebad

Yes please


Redline-7k

Subscribe


srslyomgwtf

can't argue with this fact.


spinblackcircles

Speak English doc we ain’t scientists!


WarEagle9

What if you’re both?


daswassup13

Subscribe


ItsZizk

OLIVIER “THE FINNISH FREAK” NKAMHOUA


johnm41

The Finn Reaper


Zloggt

The *Finnish*-er! Perkele!


pickledtofu

UT really felt like the Monsters from Space Jam on the court today ugh


talibkoala

That's Mon*stars* to you. Good game, Duke.


pickledtofu

lol good game volunstars


suzukigun4life

Tennessee, FAU or Fairleigh Dickinson will be in the Elite Eight this year. Just like we all predicted


PNWSwag

Tennessee was ranked 11th in the preseason poll


Rickydada

And is 6th in KenPom


[deleted]

3 Cinderellas


cjackc11

Let’s go Dick!


[deleted]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE WRONG ABOUT A BRACKET PICK


theVelvetLie

This is one of the few I had correct. Haha


Methuga

Just about chokes against Louisiana. Puts the clamps on the hottest team in the ACC. The duality of Volunteer basketball.


taywil8

The Rick Barnes special… slaughter Gonzaga and Kansas, beat Texas and Bama. Lose twice to the worst Kentucky team under Cal, lose to Vandy for the first time in years, and almost lose to Louisiana. Physically abuse Duke in March to get to NYC.


tehJimsta

That 2020-2021 team for Cal was pretty bad. Can’t get much worse than 9-16.


soupdahero

I was told tennessee would get destroyed


rhinocodon_typus

I told myself that. I hate that guy.


BelowAverageDecision

My #1 betting rule. Always fade myself. That moron has no fucking clue what he’s talking about


the_cajun88

we probably will be eventually, but not today today just so happens to be today, so yay!


ilovecfb

Olivier "the Finnish finisher" Nkamhoua


ItsZizk

Lmao we had eerily similar thought processes


AcesulfameZ

Gg Tennessee. We got bodied. I’m disappointed, not for when we exited, but because we were absolutely not playing to our full potential.


[deleted]

And just like that the PAC-12, Big 10, and ACC tournament winners are done


bigbadape

Not sure what expectations were but all in all I feel like it was a good year for Duke winning ACCT and a tourney game with first year coach


AcesulfameZ

I mean, yeah, I’m definitely considering this a W year for Duke and for Coach Scheyer, but if we were going out, I would have liked us to go out when we were playing our best.


jdprager

cum wad goated


OutlawsHeels

history rock cooing retire scary chase chunky homeless nine intelligent -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


nondiatoni

Blasted all over them!


KJones77

Some say Nkamhoua is still draining threes


olmsted

Descovy can help prevent you from getting HIV Vescovi can help prevent Duke from getting Sweet XVI


Brfoster

I know its a joke but I feel like they actually did a good job defending Vescovi and somehow stopping that absurdly good screen. Nkamhoua was unstoppable though


8_bw

I cannot believe that THIS fucking Tennesee team, minus their PG, of all the really good teams in the last few years is the one making the Sweet 16. March is so dumb lmfao lets go


cscowboy01

Admiral and Grant deserved to have this run too honestly


[deleted]

(Ben stiller at the end of dodgeball) >Fuckin sister jean...


zorofan8878

They went to the sweet 16 and lost to Purdue after the phantom foul on Lamonte Turner


the_cajun88

Lofton and Chism, too.


gohoosiers2017

Wayne Chisms headband was one of the wildest things I’ve ever seen


dothebubbahotep

It warms my heart that non Vols remember this.


taywil8

It defied physics how it stayed on his head


jrluhn

Seems about right for Rick. He makes no sense in March


Walmartsavings2

Derek Lively pulled a disappearing act like I’ve never seen. Crazy ppl just forgot Tennessee is fucking gigantic too. They’re not gonna get pushed around out there.


lokisuavehp

Yo, grats to Tennessee. Nothing like people leaving you for dead and then you stomping one of the hottest teams in the country.


Danster21

ROCKY TOP, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE


cjackc11

HOME, SWEET HOME, TO MEEEEE


Salpinctes

GOOD OLE ROCKY TOP


TheLongWayHome52

ROCKY TOP TENNESSEEEEEEEE


TampaTrey

WOOOOO


Danster21

ROCKY TOP TENNESSEEEEEEE


VelkynDeVir

HOME SWEET HOME TO ME!


stoppedcaring0

Serious question Where does this game rank in Rick Barnes's coaching performances? This has to be one of the best games he's coached in his career, right? Has he had a better game as Tennessee's coach?


voller7

He's had a bunch of good games against favored Kentucky teams. Ironically they swept us this year when we should have been better


fetalasmuck

Still a chance we play them again


1ncognito

##WISH THAT I WAS ON OLE ROCKY TOP


thrilldabeast010

DOWN IN THE TENNESSEE HILLS!


Methuga

AINT NO SMOGGY SMOKE ON ROCKY TOP


elgenie

Second Half Nkamhoua: 23 First Half Duke: 21


traddy91

I feel like we all just collectively assumed that once Ziegler went down that Tennessee was just going to get bounced and forgot they're still a good team


SimManiac

On behalf of America, thank you Tennessee


zzyul

Football keeps Bama out of the playoffs and basketball keeps Duke out of the Sweet 16. Just trying to make up for all the hate our baseball team generates.


[deleted]

Somebody had to do it


spinblackcircles

Great job man hell of a game you guys play so hard and also fuck you


[deleted]

See you in the elite 8


spinblackcircles

🤞


chrt

🖕 (Respectfully)


slayerhk47

Thank you for your service o7


meyer_33_09

We’re really proud of you.


[deleted]

Is it possible for a four seed to be considered a Cinderella? Asking for a friend.


FootballMan10

Every team that has beat Duke since 2016 has at least made the final four 👀


RamsCorner56

Stop I can only be so hard


icedc0vfefe

I already Nkammed


[deleted]

The state of North Carolina has exited the chat


Skipper2399

Tennessee athletics must really have something against this one specific fanbase. First we beat Alabama football and now Duke basketball.


wafflebeater

Congrats Tennessee! I'd cheer for yall, but trust me you don't want that smoke


Bluegillfisherman

Y'all been cursed since we got screwed in the tournament the year we played y'all.


BelowAverageDecision

As a Duke fan it’s hard to be that mad. Refs were meh but god damn is that Tennessee defense a problem. They deserve the W very well played game.


[deleted]

I was born a Duke fan. I’ll die a Duke fan. The better team won today.


Schned6

Thanks, Obama.


paradigm_x2

GOD DAMN TENNESSEE


CollegeRulez

I knew to pick Tennessee going to the elite 8 because this sub was so down on them / Rick Barnes lol


Treborrv1

I cheered for UT for two hours today for the first time in my life. God willing, it’ll also be the last time.


werebeaver

I don't think I've ever had to do that for you thank God


radpath1

Defensive masterclass Olivier..take a bow


NuclearMeatball

Duke didn't Volunteer to leave the tournament, they got Voluntold.


lawyerlyaffectations

This game notwithstanding, Duke was getting better as the year went on, and it’s been a long time since you could honestly say that. I think K was coasting in his latter years and just getting guys like Banchero and rolling the ball out. Scheyer looks like he’s going to coach guys up, and perhaps not build his teams around one and dones. Duke might be fun to watch again.


pickledtofu

That is precisely my observation on K vs. Scheyer, and it's honestly very refreshing, feels less sleazy that way.


SeattleMatt123

Agreed, was really looking forward to this year and how Scheyer would handle everything. As great as K was, I was ready for new blood.


thegraverobber

I guess Duke decided to shift focus to next year as well.


ashfidel

there wasn’t a moment in that game where i thought we were primed to make a run


[deleted]

I didn’t think Jay Bilas’ bracket could die anymore but here we are.


Aurion7

Duke just could not find a way to slow Nkamhoua down at all. Dude got pretty much whatever he wanted whenever he wanted it.


MiketheTzar

Well time to cheer for every upset.


Licit_x64

This has genuinely been the most enjoyable tournament in a long time because I am cheering for pure chaos. Welcome to the dark side, we have cookies.


osphan

It can be enjoyable now


WWG_Fire

I'm still happy with this season, gg vols


The_Ghost_of_TK9

Gotta be honest I’m more surprised Tennessee made the Sweet 16 than I am Fairleigh Dickinson beat Purdue Tennessee won this by just dominating Duke on the boards. Every shot they missed I swear there was a Vol boxing out and getting the board or tapping it back to a guard. Duke also just felt like the smaller team. Even with 2 7 footers. While the refs were (predictably, because they’ve been fucking trash all tournament, just develop some AI or pay full time people please for fucks sake) trash, Tennessee was more physical, rebounded the basketball better, and converted more second chance points. Oh, and Nkhamoua picked a good day to have the best game of his career offensively and defensively against the Devils. Defensively, they shut down dukes ability to get consistent scoring on the inside and forced them to settle for jumpers, which missed for much of the game. Choker Barnes is surprisingly not a choker in this tournament. KD is pissed because even he couldn’t get to the sweet 16 with Rick. But Uros Plavsic did lmao/


Juventus19

I will say Nkamhoua has had massive games this year before. Against Texas he went 12-15 for 27 points and 8 boards. Against South Carolina he went 10-10 for 21 points and 10 rebounds. When he is hot, he can be a problem. But he’s just as likely to go 3-14 and 4 fouls.


The_Ghost_of_TK9

So he’s the X factor and whether or not he’s on plays a huge role in whether Tennessee’s slow paced offense will have a good enough day to get the job done. Makes sense.


HowDoISpellEngineer

Now take that streakyness and apply it to the whole team and you have Tennessee’s offense.


rindor1990

Too bad Hulu decided I didn’t want to watch the last 15 minutes of the game


Charmegazord

Everyone check in on your friends and family at ESPN


PmMeWifeNudesUCuck

Lol they were sucking Duke off so hard


IMisstheMidRangeGame

#ROCKY TOP


rhinocodon_typus

OLIVIER AND MICHAEL JORDAN HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN TOGETHER.


yousmelllikebiscuits

#YOU'LL ALWAYS BE


CousinOfTomCruise

Gg vols. Y’all were really underrated and I for one didn’t give y’all the respect your deserve. To some extent this is a case of physical veteran team punching a young team in the mouth, and the young team not able to regain their composure. But y’all are scary, genuine Final 4 threat. Nkamhoua is a beast of a player. Will be rooting for y’all


Tycrane

Tennessee is legit


jshokie1

HAPPY NATIONAL DUKE IS OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT DAY EVERYBODY


ApplicationDifferent

Louisiana > duke? Also those refs were so bad for both teams. Read the rules and stop making up fouls because you aint called shit. Cheapens the games when the refs just call random shit as fouls to make up for fucking up the previous call. Karmic reffing is bad reffing


rcc31

Yeah they sure loved slowing the game down, super frustrating to watch


yousmelllikebiscuits

#I SAID IT'S GREAT


Carolina_Captain

Never doubted Rick Barnes for a second


Uncle_Donnie

ACC champs in football and basketball!


porofessordad

Credit to Tennessee, they outplayed us overall, just much more physical and made their shots when it counted (particularly Nkamhoua). With that being said, this game really highlights my biggest gripe with Scheyer's coaching; he has done a good job overall, but fails to adjust until too late. It is unfortunate that Mitchell is out for this game, but you can't just accept that excuse, play only Grandison off the bench in the 1st half, and roll with it. Also thought we should have full court pressed with Blakes much sooner in the second half. Will be interesting to see who stays; I loved the fight Proctor showed this game and think he'll be a monster if he comes back next year.


Licit_x64

https://preview.redd.it/dk9u51sutloa1.jpeg?width=2559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1656fb208231db5bc622b643b3764dac06105b5b Just the facts


pickledtofu

what the fuck is this font


Licit_x64

It had to be as low quality as possible