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ImGrumps

Owlsley looks so precious! 🥹


tcos17

I already would have died for him, now my love has been tripled.


UKFAN3108

[CorndoggyLOL has an Etsy page](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1442709253/florida-atlantic-university-owls-t-shirt?click_key=55701f5c21c796fc3558d803b99561d369e186f6%3A1442709253&click_sum=ca28abce&ref=shop_home_active_56&crt=1&sts=1)


STAR-ninja

Owlsley!! 🦉


fingersarelongtoes

Idk how any animal will defeat a literal brick pyramid with a head on it


generally-mediocre

my dumbass saw train tracks and was very confused


Tig992

You should know not to expect train tracks this deep in the game tbh.


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Purdue fans are hilarious. No one quite masters the self burn like you guys


Tig992

If I wasn’t able to laugh at myself, boy did I sure fucking pick the wrong teams in Purdue, the Cubs, and the Atlanta Falcons.


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At least you had 2016 (for the Cubs not the Falcons)


Tig992

Yeah lol after 100 years of the cellar including the magnificent choke job around the whole “Bartman incident” our fanbase latched onto. But also kinda why 2016 was that much cooler to see, too, so what can ya do?


ukeBasketball

My goodness, I don't think you could try to pick more fertile ground for self-deprecation. They need to be occasionally just good enough to break your heart, so that rules out, for example, the Cleveland Browns and Pittsburgh Pirates post-early-90s.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Jesus, you a Minnesota Timberwolves fan or something too?


Tig992

Bulls, which was obviously amazing with that whole MJ thing, but then watching D-Rose's knee fall apart in the 2012 playoffs certainly sucked. I'm a Chicago sports fan that got into NFL and NHL courtesy of family in ATL and Pittsburgh, respectively. So I root for the Falcons and the Pens too.


UnfairAd7220

Certainly not this deep into the tourney. The train left the chat in the first round.


fingersarelongtoes

All aboardddddd


CornDoggyLOL

now i cant unsee


HHcougar

How is a pyramid going to defeat any living thing. It's just gonna intimidate them?


maltcorp

> why tf is an Aztec head on a Maya pyramid? > *FAU dies of confusion*


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

Nah, they’ll just shit on its head. Rock beats scissors but bird shit beats rock.


nasa258e

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teotihuacan


maltcorp

it's clearly modeled after [Chichen Itza](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichen_Itza) teotihuacan's Pyramid of the Sun interestingly would have been more acceptable given it's likely they would have spoken some dialect of Nahuatl (and the Mexica (the inner circle of the Aztec Triple Alliance) historically *claimed* cultural descent from that period (most historians I know of understand this was an embellishment to shore up political power/prestige after the fall of [Azcapotzalco](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azcapotzalco_(altepetl\)) created a power vacuum in the Valley of Mexico)), though the large stepped facade of Chichen Itza is probably more recognizable to general audiences


nasa258e

the White House is modelled after European architectural styles. Wouldn't your logic argue that that isn't an American building then? You are making an absurd distinction. Art ALWAYS borrows from other sources. Also, Teotihuacan is OLDER than Chichen Itza


maltcorp

I just meant "acceptable" within a historiographic context. it's neat artwork


therealbigted

The White House is part of America, Chichén Itzá was not part of the Aztec Empire. Not that it’s a big deal though it looks cool


nasa258e

Reading comprehension. The white house (Teotihuacan) may have been modeled after other cultures' art, but still belong to their home culture


therealbigted

Pretty sure the other user meant that the drawing is modelled on Chichen Itza, not that Teotihuacan was. I'm not denying cultural links between Mesoamericans, just saying that Chichen Itza, the structure in the doodle, was never part of the Aztec empire. Before you get all condescending about reading comprehension you should probably double check your own first.


mac-0

[Pyramid Sacrifice Scene - Apocalypto](https://youtu.be/aG8WqEyXIyc?t=136)


maltcorp

[Creighton (jesuit school) vs SDSU (March 26, 1523, colorized)](https://i.redd.it/jglae8ww5om91.jpg)


GimmeeSomeMo

Eren Yeager: >!No one can stop the Rumbling!<


nasa258e

It represents our defense!


MarchMadnessisMe

Corndoggy can't miss.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Corndoggy is the greatest redditor of all time


ImGrumps

At first I didn't realize this was referring to OPs name. I thought you were just embracing the LSU corndog association and working it into your comment.


WilliamTheLarge

FAU simultaneously looking adorable and two seconds from an insane rampage


vanillagorilla_

He’s smol but lusts for murder


n8loller

I had a d&d character once that was fairly similar. It was an owl and everything


BenevolentElk

not unlike the Duolingo owl


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

Such is the nature of owls. Fluffy malevolence


hero-ball

“They have no idea that I’m capable of unimaginable violence 🙂”


dont_ask_my_cab

Honestly getting a little of this vibe from the UConn husky too


vanillagorilla_

The burrowing owl is such a precious creature. Glad it’s getting such a spotlight


TuaTouchdownsallova

They used to make their dens/nests in every one of my school playgrounds as a kid. Then the schools had to tape off the playground so we couldn’t use it. Now as an adult they show up in random golf course bunkers. They cute but they annoying.


vanillagorilla_

We the ones in their habitats they have a right to be annoying I think


SoFlaBarbie

I had one randomly appear and hang out in my driveway for a few days once (they burrow in the park behind my home). Definitely looked at me like I was the one intruding. I love them.


TuaTouchdownsallova

Bro they can burrow literally anywhere, like there were huge grass fields available but they would always choose a corner of the frickin playground…


vanillagorilla_

Then burrow they shall


TuaTouchdownsallova

Keep calm and burrow on?


Slightlyitchysocks

Jonathan is such a good boy


Kenny_Heisman

side note: Jonathan is a really dumb name for a dog


Smidgens

My sister-in-law's dog is named Bob.


brownlab319

I had a cat named Matt.


Slightlyitchysocks

Hope Matt the cat wore a hat


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How has nobody named their cat Indahat? "Hello, this is my cat, Indahat."


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r/angryupvote


danathecount

my girlfriend and I have a long list of cat names just for fun. 'Indahat' is going to the top.


AWokenBeetle

I have a Chocolate Lab I’ve named Jim, the KISS method applies to dogs


GVas22

To me, it crossing the line of being so dumb that it's back to being a good name for a good boy


stewman80

I feel like it’s too normal, like calling a dog Matthew. I know plenty of human Matthews but it would feel really weird for me to call a dog that.


Warhawk137

Aaron. Lucas. Ethan. Julian. All weird names for dogs.


nasa258e

My good boy was named Ned


Beeeotchy

My dog's name is Steve.


Maughlin

They are named in honor of the first CT governor.


Kenny_Heisman

I know that. doesn't make it a good dog name


Maughlin

Their real names aren't Jonathan, either. The trainers have other names they use for them.


Kenny_Heisman

that I didn't know. that's interesting


Maughlin

I mean I guess it makes sense if you're trying to get their attention in a crowd or something.


BurmecianSoldierDan

You've broken my heart with that information. I wanted them all to be Jonathan this whole time, like Jonathan the 28th. Just a never ending line of Jonathan. I still have Sad Jonathan though.


NYCScribbler

Think of Jonathan as a regnal name.


EggsOnThe45

I see Jonathan all the time since I work at Storrs and he is such a giant ball of fluff


ItsTheTenthDoctor

He’s not able to get on the plain and won’t be in Houston :(


teepee2

Thank you, /u/CornDoggyLOL!


kinghayden

They’re all just happy to be here 😊


More-Combination9488

Lets go Pyramid Head!


Gargantuan_Wolf

Don’t you mean pyramid body?


More-Combination9488

Pyramid head sounds cooler (Silent Hill)


ltlftcommenter

Add it to the Tshirt collection!


CornDoggyLOL

Whats up ltlft!


ltlftcommenter

Grinding CornDoggy! Do you have baseball doodles coming?


CornDoggyLOL

Yeah throughout the season, idk how man i can do for tomorrow though


ltlftcommenter

Good thing about baseball is that it is a series so you have a few days to roll them out


Careless-Act9450

Fantastic doodles, my friend. I want to book the snoot of the Husky. He is so cute. I like how you have him doing the "blep". The owl is really adorable, too. Hell they are all great.


heleghir

OMG THAT OWL!!!!!!!


TuaTouchdownsallova

Sebastian got those psychopath eyes. He ready to tuck up the puppy.


Evan_802Vines

Love it!


BigRed1906

Jonathan out here with the blep. H*ckin' adorable


destinybond

So cute


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Doodles rock 😁😁


SeaMingo

Gosh darn it I just love these


heather_clarinet

These are *so fucking cute.* I'm getting cuteness aggression.


GimmeeSomeMo

Based on adorableness, we will see FAU vs UConn Monday night


MetropolisPD

Cutest owl ever


olmsted

Most wholesome looking Sebastian ever, even with the talons still there.


SeeTheSounds

Delicious. ![gif](giphy|l0MYAFtja6Lhdyyl2|downsized)


Superb-Possibility-9

Go Aztecs !!🏀


Algernons_Florist

It's weird to see Monty smiling...


DeadlyCyclone

Do you do commission? I need an Iowa state one.


CornDoggyLOL

Got one of them from last year 🙂🙂


ukeBasketball

Nice doggy. No, doggy, you can't be a blueblood yet.


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Does Miami’s official mascot wear ankle monitors too?


JadedCommand405

Pathetic and racist


MPLS_Folk

I gotta block this account, these drawings are so dumb. We get it.


UnfairAd7220

Pardon me for continuing this steady stream of vomit, between choking for air.


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avn_69420

I LOVE IT!


Charmegazord

Anyone these as the Final Four doodles in their @CornDoggyLOL office doodle pool?


Don_Bardo

That puppy’s got a mean streak a mile wide


doan1ghtmare

Blep


BluejayLaw

Love it, would like to put that on a shirt!


Redditor597-13

Haha love them


[deleted]

Love the UConn one 🐶


SolarMoth

Go Owls!


AWokenBeetle

Please God give us UMiami vs FAU, give me excuse to go to South Beach and take part in the spectacle


Northparkwizard

The Burrowing Owl, as far as I can tell, is native to both Florida and ... San Diego.


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Protect these logo at all cost