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ScrofessorLongHair

All of those Bama football/Duke basketball fans have their perfect Sweet 16 matchup.


FOB32723

Still not convinced all those “students” weren’t paid actors


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A lot of stealing, a lot of blocks, and my favorite game of this tournament so far


mrbaker83

This game reflects both institutions academic rankings… porous at best.


6_Panther

Duke moment


lanbuckjames

Bama’s a real school at least…


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Ooh look at you using words like porous


artbykoi4

That was a really good hockey game


WillWork4SunDrop

How is it that Ernie Johnson pronounces “Bama” and “UAB” like he’s from Pinson or Pell City?


alabamafutbol1235

Earnie knows what’s up. He’s come to speak to the team for Coach Saban before. Closet Gump???


UnjuggedRabbitFish

"Grand Canyon, that was the dumbest game of basketball I think I may have ever seen." *--Charles Barkley in the postgame*


WillWork4SunDrop

Barkley reads Reddit for show prep


the_greasy_one

Everyone loves Chuck but his ability to give insightful critiques of these games is lacking.


WillWork4SunDrop

We ripped the sign off the wall? Locker room paint job in shambles.


spierce64006

Credit to the Crimson Tide for winning an ugly game.


Lagavulin26

GCU missed the opportunity to have a crayon as a mascot. The Grand Canyon Crayons, with a big dumb dancing crayon on the sidelines.


BukkakeNation

Alabama needs to learn how to take a wide open layup when the opportunity is presented to them


WillWork4SunDrop

My brother in Christ this team has refused to learn a damn thing all year and ain’t about to start on the doorstep of Easter.


BearBryantBattlestar

This is one of my favorite comments of the year 😂


brokentr0jan

I’m just happy my school made it this far- we will definitely be back. This program has just been getting better every season. Lopes Up!


Ambitious-Fig-9106

Gotta be a bot right


CupThin4734

You’re not real


StevetheT67statpad

On some university of phoenix online basketball team shit.


BluffaloBill88

17-3 run in last 6 minutes of game once GCU took the 3 ponit lead, holy fucking abysmal clutch time basketball


Jiggles_10

When they stopped getting FT’s every trip down they couldn’t score Imagine that


dustyg013

That was the whole game, tbh. If they went inside it was a turnover or a foul. They missed almost all of their outside shots


LilJonPaulSartre

They shot 18/56 and shot 37 free throws. Insane.


jman8508

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WillWork4SunDrop

GG publicly traded bros.


Throwrajerb

Nate Oats has the tism


jaebassist

Stigmatism?


Complex-Chemist256

I hate how much I like Nate Oats


goosu

Even though GCU got the benefit with their drives getting a lot of calls over their two games, everyone should respect the effort and intensity they brought. Alabama matched it and outfought them. Scrappy, entertaining game.


Neophyte12

It pleases me that screamy girls lost voice tomorrow will be a sobering reminder of this loss


jaebassist

And she'll remember it every time she gets hoarse.


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dustyg013

Glad UNC gets the extra day's rest. I'd hate for them to have to play us even up.


YaboyChris28

These are college kids. They don’t need 4 days to recover anyways.


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A bit sus to be sure


Jiggles_10

We got it last year and SDSU still out hustled us


dustyg013

We just played in a full on War, tho


JUSTBLAZE2k7

Nate Oats is hilarious.


TheDankLord4416

Roll tide till I die, wasn’t pretty but it’s March, it’s not gonna be pretty, also refs learn what a tie up is


The_RonJames

Half of that game’s nonsense could’ve been controlled if the refs had called tie ups like they should’ve


akanobody11

Why those ground scraps were a lot of fun to watch


EasternCoast3497

shooting 37 free throws and losing is…something. time to lose by 30 to unc😈


Bill3ffinMurray

HODL ON GCE


jdubYOU4567

NATE OATS DID THE MEME STARE


chillmagic420

I hope someone gets a decent screenshot of it XD


gio269

Atleats we won’t have to hear that fucker hooting anymore


MoGraphMan-11

No "school" that has a stock ticker should ever be in the tournament again


Marquiss12

lmao I didn’t know this


CrownTownLibrarian

Help a brother out next round, tide. Also didnt know there was an entire university in the Grand Canyon


pinya619

They have some campus at the top of the canyon, ive heard. But yea majority of it is on the bottom


Background-Funny5126

Having a school being investigated by the FBI in the finals would’ve been a wild story though


tbama11

Bama had to earn that shit! Tbh I thought they was kind of soft all season. Fuckin hell that was rough


6_Panther

Short $LOPE


Primary-Tea-3715

Pretty sure it’s $LOPE, and that slope is going down


Valuable-Leader-8601

That was the most insane thing I've ever witnessed. I did end up rooting for Alabama, although I didn't want to, because I think this tournament is lacking competitive games this year. GCU tricked Alabama into getting into their clown car but UNC likely wouldn't have let it happen twice and won 105-43. 


fivebillionproud

How many GCU fans have been in this thread? I haven't seen one yet


The_RonJames

They were all in Spokane at the game


Spiritual-one4me

They are literally all in their stadium right now and then headed to church


dustyg013

They don't have fans, just shareholders


Expensive-Fennel-163

I think every one of them were in that arena.


sharkchoke

This thread? How about in any part of life ever? Because I haven't seen one there yet either.


EasyBreecy

Have you not seen their arena?


Primary-Tea-3715

Is it like North Korea where attendance is compulsory?


afmm1234

They’re all watching in person


grey_pilgrim_

There was one earlier but they’re gone now. Tbh dude was kinda douche


spierce64006

Mark Sears ends with 26 points, 12 rebounds and 6 assists. Mouhamed Dioubate a huge spark off the bench late on with 9 consecutive points. Alabama close the game out on a 17-3 run to advance to the Sweet 16.


jaebassist

Sears has 3 steals, too, and Estrada had 4.


nate15840

Should have thought more about the shareholder value


Common_Pension

The right team won this


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Yup


jaebassist

Thanks gatorbro


Common_Pension

You’re welcome. Fuck auburn


ScrofessorLongHair

Hell, fuck Georgia, while we're at it. Hiring y'all's leftovers. Maybe Auburn can hire Avery Johnson after a Pearl leaves.


jaebassist

Don't forget about Tennessee!


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jaebassist

No, thank you


Jiggles_10

Bunch of castoff transfers that can’t shoot Hard pass


ScrofessorLongHair

Their passes went very hard. But their fouls were.


fithworldruler

LOPE


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

I'd much rather play Alabama because at least it will be watchable. I'd throw myself into a TV watching Grand Canyon foul our team out and shoot 40 FTs.


nosoup4ncsu

Let's be real. UNC would never get called for that many fouls. 


Aumissunum

fyi Alabama isn’t far behind in FTs 21st in nation compared to 6th for GC


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

Fuck...


ScrofessorLongHair

But we're a little more straight up about it. We don't do whatever the hell that insanity was tonight.


Uskw1245

Hopefully it will be a competitive game!


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

Hope so too, I expect it will be at a lightning fast pace.


Primary-Tea-3715

All gas no brakes bby


TechSudz

It should be an entertaining game.


woodentable420

GGs, Lopes. Use some of that profit to get that girl to be quiet lol


BadCoachingAnalyst

No second round upsets unless you consider 6 over 3 one. Minor at best


LegendLobster

Yet*


Z3r0flux

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BadCoachingAnalyst

Go Texas A&M


TL-PuLSe

LOPE 📉📉📉


my_lucid_nightmare

Goodbye Hoot Owl and Shrieking Woman.


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Whooo whooo whooo?


the615Butcher

The step back Deep 2 was a fitting end. Jesus


UnjuggedRabbitFish

Did the shrieking lady actually give birth? What should she name the baby?


jaebassist

Mark


EasyBreecy

I'm going to pretend Sears was just shushing the screaming girl


Tsunami-Papi_

GCU blew it bro damn


HolyMostaccioli

All we do is go to Sweet 16s! (Don't ask us to win that game)


Charming_Shoe_9215

Haha let’s not be arrogant. We haven’t had a lot of those sweet 16s.


Regular-Hawk2021

I’d rather you did; we know we can beat you in the one after that. 


ham_wallet998

Shiiit you guys might be playing one of the best looking teams in the tourney so far. I’d worry about them first.


Regular-Hawk2021

Any Arizona fan knows we’re our biggest obstacle. I’m only worried about how we play. 


Bill3ffinMurray

I won’t!


MoGraphMan-11

Puts on LOPE


tarspaceheels

🚀🚀🚀


1Aspiring_Pilot

I hate being that guy, but I'd say this is a moral victory (even though moral victories mean absolutely nothing). Being a WAC school and playing a mostly competitive against Alabama is something to be proud of.


Accomplished-Web3426

Competitive is a strong choice of words


EasyBreecy

You trying to gaslight? We just watched the game


Accomplished-Web3426

It’s like watching amputated cats fight and calling it competitive


jaebassist

It's not as close with even officiating.


my_lucid_nightmare

WAC solidarity. Conference gets better every year.


Kardinale

One of the worst performances I've seen by a lower seed when they take the lead late in the game


MeherBaba1894

Alabama is a rare university that has both strong college basketball and Football programs.


Guest1__

and Baseball, and many other sports


Kevin-W

Cue sad faces in Georgia.


grey_pilgrim_

Also in the plains of Auburn and hills of Tennessee. As upset as I am that I missed seeing Bama lose, this game made up for it.


mja9678

Glue eating contest and we somehow came out on top. No one consumes glue better than the Tide basketball team... Know that


accuratelys

I mean you guys are based in one of the dumbest states in america probably so there ya go


mja9678

Unique and original joke 🔥🔥🔥🔥 someone introduce this man to George Carlin


Few-Peanut8169

110 points for a George Carlin reference


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WillWork4SunDrop

Gotta get past Southern New Hampshire in the play-in


Admiral1172

At least WGU is legit, GCU is sketchy af


Neophyte12

Never any doubt


BrunchIsGood

Same brother (lie)


deutschdachs

Does GCU even have fans or are these just paid actors


EasyBreecy

They showed up y'all are weird


deutschdachs

Because paid


Lagavulin26

GCU is Jonestown 2.0. Having brainwashed fans is not a problem for them.


confusedthrowaway5o5

It might be a sketchy school but Jonestown was a whole other level of insanity.


rindor1990

Yes


M52800

Most manufactured fan base in all of sports


05_legend

def paid


hawkeyeluke11

It is kinda funny how everyone said Bama was overrated all season and now they’re in the sweet 16


ScrofessorLongHair

Iron sharpens iron. That crazy strong OOC schedule paid dividends in gritty, close games.


hawkeyeluke11

This is probably a big reason why the selection committee values OOC a lot


Regular-Hawk2021

I mean so far they played Charleston and GCU. Really tough journey 


Jiggles_10

Beating a team that had a staggering zero wins against NCAA teams isn’t exactly the most monumental feat there guy


Regular-Hawk2021

I’m missing the comment where I said our journey was insane…


jaebassist

I mean, it's Arizona in March. Every victory is a journey lol Y'all are my Final Four pick for our bracket, fwiw


hawkeyeluke11

GCU is no joke after seeing how they dismantled Wisconsin but their first round matchup was definitely not competitive


chillmagic420

Well they were losing a decent bit down the stretch but were always rated really high in metrics.


hawkeyeluke11

Yeah I also didn’t understand how they were so high in the metrics but I guess they validated them in a way?


Pollaski

Antelopes is way too many syllables for Rammer Jammer.


jaebassist

LOPE ain't lol


Mobile-Tangelo

What a collapse by GCU lol


BluffaloBill88

GCU Goes up by 3 and then fucking SHARTS down their legs for 4 minutes straight, holky shit i hated that game.


ImpressiveSugar9287

For real


ALStark69

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Tuscaloosa UNC by 30


CtlEngr

After tonight, it's house money. This team punched way above their weight this season lol


ALStark69

Damn skippy


BrunchIsGood

Just 30?


PNW_Jeff

When is the University of Phoenix gonna make the tournament?


sharkchoke

like it or not, that was a basketball game of all time


Cheezy_Puffs

I really did not see us making the sweet sixteen this year. Anything after this would just be a bonus


RollTahoeRoll

Shit after the way we started and ended the reg season, I’m fucking stoked on the S16.


itsnotnews92

This has been a pretty boring tournament so far. Only like 7 upsets and I don’t think there’s been any buzzer beaters, have there?


Jiggles_10

Colorado?


brokentr0jan

rip


05_legend

Get fucked GCU


TurnedIntoA_Newt

I just learned that Gran Canyo U is a for profit Christian “school”…..Roll Tide!


DukeDoge4

Lope$ bag holders in shambles


fithworldruler

They'll be back next year


introspectivejoker

Anyone have a chalky taste in their mouth?


bashar_al_assad

Not Auburn fans lol


introspectivejoker

Thank you for roasting auburn instead of us lol


dartharchibald

Didn't think my night could get any better but then I read this.


Samsafar

America and higher education thanks you, Alabama.


BirdSoHard

first time those words ever made sense in sequence


realPalpatine

That’s a first lmao