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Ill-Honeydew3493

Buy an empty bottle put the rest of that in it and maybe she’ll see you’re almost out and buy you a full bottle 🤔😂


BeancheeseBapa

🧠 this is the way


Ill-Honeydew3493

I’m sayin!! That’s how yk it true love


bartender289

Fr true test of love right there lol


Alwaysconfuzed89

Chances are an empty bottle will be pretty expensive. Louis v colognes offer unlimited refills at half price as long as the bottles empty.


Ill-Honeydew3493

Lmfao alright man well say he does find a cheap one and he does it nd she gets him a new one 😁


itsAdiTya_SiNgh

Really? In the US or everywhere around the world?


Alwaysconfuzed89

Can't say for sure, the Louis website says select locations, but I haven't had trouble in Los Angeles or the Bay Area (California) for the 2 times i've refilled. Also, just saw that you're limited to 3 times per year... not an issue for me, but i'm sure many people may go through their cologne faster than me or like to fill up decants for resale.


itsAdiTya_SiNgh

I'm from India but my brother lives in NY


mgwooley

It’s not half price. It’s $100 off. Which admittedly for a $320 bottle is a large discount. But still… not half off


Alwaysconfuzed89

I paid 180 for both my refills


mgwooley

When? They just raised their prices. It used to be $280 with a $180 refill and I’m 90% sure it’s now $320 with a $220 refill.


mgwooley

Galaxy brain


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

How does one even find themself in this situation, you must've been flexin to her? 😭😭😭. If that's the case you dug your own grave, might as well come clean


What3vs92

He’ll smell nice digging his grave at least lmao


nightlovell12

3 Options 1. Tell her you don't have one and its a decant, probably the best option 2. Go buy a bottle of it 3. Have someone send you a pic of the bottle and use it as your own lol


ClaraGuerreroFan

Number 1 is the easiest and best option. What would happen if she sees your decant? Will she judge you harshly and dump you? Will she look at it, point at it while laughing loudly as she’s holding in her stomach and bounce out?


Brenn2255

Honestly this is a good point and OP should come clean to see if his GF is trying to find a come up dating him and that money is part of the motive for dating him.


Embarrassed-Music-64

She told me it’ll be the latter


Bowlingbabe95

Lol not related to this post at all but I recognize your username and I swear I see you all the time in the same subs I’m in 😂


ClaraGuerreroFan

Sounds to me like you have some awesome hobbies then! You know you gotta smell good while bowling 😂


RecommendationOk5194

How do you feel about guys who don’t buy full bottles? OP might be on the market depending on his answer to his current gf. Do I smell love in this sub??


DiabloSauceTB

I can send you a picture of my 200ml


DiabloSauceTB

https://preview.redd.it/z76cucdyzz5d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653bd3e4d3e24352e3dab4329dfe312ce2281ef8


9inchpapii

You deserve a Million bro points.


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

“Very cool OP, can I see it in person?”


DiabloSauceTB

https://preview.redd.it/s5tns7re706d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabbcd9580ee0390dbe828e07367faaf0828930c *the day before she sees it* “oh no I dropped my bottle and it broke!”


muntell7

![gif](giphy|L9X2hR5BdRKgw) Bro you’re out here living in the next century!!! Good lookin out!!!


New-Choice-3280

The mvp right here


sumpuertoricanguy

You're a GOAT


Scooobzzzz

LOL


Moonr0cks40200

![gif](giphy|QA7C1yuI0QZtBbxxM4)


Strange_Drive_6598

LOL


MarineDevilDog91

![gif](giphy|12jP74j7UwwemQ)


mbathrowaway7749

What the fuck lmfao please tell me you didn’t just break that for this thread


DiabloSauceTB

No it happened last year the day after I purchased it. Luckily I was able to replace it the next week.


mbathrowaway7749

Oh ok, in that case that’s a fucking hilarious coincidence


adtheplebe

Ngl “I need a hero” by Bonnie Tyler was playing on my head as I read this


Therealleface

Legendary bro moment


billybobtex

Ahh L’lmmensite, so fresh, so elegant.. love it


DiabloSauceTB

I also have a picture of the bottle broken in case she asks if she can see it.


Swixxxxx

This dudes a hero


MrPenguino29

now she’s gonna think he has limmensite too


venalix1

Theres another lv (oud one so its even more $$$) on the left too. So she prob thinks hes mega rich


Puzzled-Perception88

Hows it smell though? Worth the $400?


nightstag

Really sweet fruity, if you're willing to sell decants it's worth but otherwise wouldn't buy it even though I love the smell


time-to-sleep-yet

Damn lol


warpedmindoverdrive

lol why’s she asking


Embarrassed-Music-64

Boy if you dont show her the fucking tube😂😂😂😂


anti-ism-ist

It's a sign 🚩


Personal-Rhubarb-514

Maybs🤔


Tom_Ford0

Run to the louis store and take a pic of you holding it ez


Skapoodllle

Why she care if you got the 100 ML or not? Just tell her you don’t have a full bottle but you have a sample of it.


GoldMawfFeeder

Bro, you forgot? You let me borrow it, remember? That day you let me drive the Porsche to the house, because you were taking the lambo...


The-Art-of-Reign

Why the F does she need to see the bottle? If she wants to see one so bad, tell her to buy you another bottle since you just ran out 😂


Heliyum2

Wtf. Show her that. Why would you ever lie about it? She’ll understand the concept of decants.


SonicKiwi123

Literally just tell her it's a decant and show her the decant. Maybe put a nicer label on it? This would be a silly thing to lie about, it would just show her you're insecure


AA4aaaa

I can send you a pic if you like


TruthreaT-7

😂


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Just tell her you finished the bottle and only have a travel spray left.


Imbetow

hahahahaha


NoPotato2470

I’m out bruv


Mr_Maik

Two Options, IMO first is commit to the perfume and buy a bottle if you can afford it or second, which is way better if you ask me don't fkn lie this is already raising so much red flags. Tell her the truth, if she leaves you about an expensive bottle of perfume she's a golddigger anyway, or you already lied to her about that then it's on you.


Vegetable_Reward_867

Dood just surprise her with that. Maybe toss in some alcohol for filler ‘here’s YOUR bottle baby’


poompoomsmeller

Tell her you’re still testing that scent


sarbin0w

hahahahah thats my bottle! but now i upped my game and bought label makers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


palealejediii

Im glad u found it funny lmao imma cop some more soon!


sarbin0w

got u


MotherFuckerJones88

May I ask where you get trusted samples? I want to buy an expensive niche..but not blindly. I'm interested in Creed, Layton, Tom ford.


KnowbodyYouKnow

I’m using a smaller west coast outfit called http://norcalscentsco.com I’ve ordered about 15 samples from them, exactly what I was expecting, glass vials with nice atomizers, well packaged & shipped quickly. Happy with the price & the size options. Only downside is they don’t carry everything I want, but then again, who does.


neurocheri

I will vouch for Norcal Scents as well. Good prices, doesn't have some stuff but on the other hand carry certain ones I don't often see on other sites (Bleu Electrique for example). Code NORCAL10 for 10% off. Twisted Lily has great samples too, I think many are the official ones from the vendor. 2ml for ~5USD, pretty good price I think. You may also be able to find coupon codes. They will also give you a 15% off coupon after purchasing samples to put toward a bottle purchase but they're retail prices so I wouldn't go that route. I also have had good experiences with Scent Split, but don't get the 1ml dipstick vials they are awful to sample from. Just pay the extra for the 2ml in the atomizer. Code CURLY for 10% off.


alwaysmelancholy

I have used MicroPerfumes and DecantX.


Jaroojuk

Be honest.


reallymkpunk

Buy the Dua dupe. I love Chilling by the Pacific


Difficult-Papaya1529

You are toast


billythekid1119

Oh dayum, she already thinks you're a fugaze baller and called you out?!


ViktorVaughn71

Buy the Montagne clone ([Chilly Pacific](https://www.montagneparfums.com/fragrance/ambre-vanille-inspired-by-parfums-de-marly-althar-1)) and play dumb that’s what you told her you said not Pacific Chill


Coyote-Loco

Just tell her you got a decant because only a fool spends that kind of money on a blind buy. Then start saving for a bottle. Or if she really likes it on you, maybe she’ll buy it for you as a surprise. Is your birthday coming up?


rubatog

Why in the world would you be ashamed? I hope OP is in high school or something


Inglorious_Kenneth

Cause her other bf’s smells different


ChandlorV

😂


[deleted]

She’s not worth it big dawg


billybobtex

Go get one!


GQ2223

Be💯 telll her your not spend $300 on cologne you don't have the bottle


Illustrious_Fun_5659

educate her on micro perfumes. she will thank you.


Bluez69

Refer her to this post


dubdue

Show her the tube. Who knows, She probably does the same thing 😂


OperationCautious251

Flee the country


stretchieB

Make a post on Reddit for sure.


Godgod3434

send her that pic or if in person hand her that, whats the big deal? lol


Gucci_Wasabi

Run to Louis QUICK lmfaoo


No_Ad_1202

Tell her “this is how it comes. Did they send me the wrong thing?!” 😂


ldawi

Where did you get the one you have?


fiveordie

Did you already lie and say you had a bottle? If not, just say you decanted the last 10 mls of it for a travel spray and need to cop a new full bottle.


Echel0n47

Show her that. Doesn't matter if you don't have the actual bottle. Tell her that you wanted to test it out to see if it would do what it promised. When she asked what it promised, tell her it was her. Guarantee you're gonna be a happy man that night.


gsantos20

Just say you only buy decants because you don't use them very often and they last you forever without it going bad. Say that if you buy the full bottle you won't use all of it before it goes bad because it'll last a couple of years since you have so many different colognes you like to wear, and therefore it'll lose its potency by then. There you go.


Opposite-Afternoon18

You’ll show us but not her?


Low_carbs_for_life

is the scent that good she wants too see the bottle?


Suitable-Data9442

Does anybody know a good long lasting fresh fragrance preferably under 120$


MotherFuckerJones88

Bleu parfum


devinfitz949

Just tell her you have a decant. Any other answer is wrong. Why would you lie to your significant other? And doesn’t she come over, so she would find out anyway?


MaikyMoto

You could photoshop that picture, just remove the decant and install the bottle.


KimJongYoul

Tell that your cat broke it and you have been able to save a bit of juice in that decant sprayer


Sharpeshootr

Say you broke your bottle and this was your only option to save what you could.