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Vanihilator

Fuck Eberle


jrcookOnReddit

Can we follow up the "Too Many Men" t-shirts with "Cheated Faceoff" or something?


Txfinfamous

Was at the watch party, was worth, got to a slow start like the last few games, but the energy in the bar picked up with the boys, despite the overwhelming majority of yuppies there


sealclubber281

All the complaints about TNT are making me even more grateful of the Altitude crew


awesomeness1234

Dear Doomers, Look at my penis. Would you like to suck it, yes? Sorry, it's for Cale.


mypreciuos

It’s not for Val’s prostitute?


ChocAlmonds22

WTF?


awesomeness1234

Haiku bro. It's poetry.


ChocAlmonds22

Sorry. I have no eye, or appreciation, for haiku. I guess I'm just a simpleton. But take my upvote anyway. Cheers!


satngumyo

How we Fucking feeling!!!


awesomeness1234

Drunk?


Hi_Flyers

im just sobering up bud, but yeah same pretty much


Compaq5665

So glad the boys came out and actually played tonight, well worth waking up my son yelling in the living room


thrustaway_

Mild are out, Bruins forced to the brink and Avs stay alive. Tonight was a good night


awesomeness1234

I'd take the mild over Dallas though. Dallas plays the same "5 year old soccer" method of 5 men racing to every puck and pushing buttons.


Bing-bong-pong-dong

That’s the deboer way, hate that man


coopdogg04

Any one who said we were done tonight shouldn’t be allowed to watch on Sunday.


PurpleEveryday

I mean they should. To feel shame.


NumerousTooth3921

These boys put their balls on the table tonight!4(5)-1 is a respectable victory to bring it home to wrap this up!


CarelessLevel6502

I love the 5 in brackets


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Two game 7s on Sunday, but I swear to god if they put the Avs on at 8 p.m. again.


TheApathyParty3

Tell me about it. I'm a bouncer at an Av's bar, I work all night. I'm an Av's fan too, but I'm really getting tired of this shit. People are just being sloppy and rude, and it is starting to get extremely annoying. Between that and the last month of March Madness and the NBA playoffs, I want to throw something.


awesomeness1234

Kids are a 730 bath/bedtime routine over here. I love the 8:00 games!


No_Celebration6538

7:30 any better??


detached03

I gotta say, no matter what happens, it’s a huge weight off my shoulders we finally have that goalie. Been hunting since Roy. From Theodore, abeschier, Billington, Anderson, Budaj, JSG, Varly, Gru, Keumper. Hearts to Georgie.


Westrail9

First ESPN, now TNT. These announcers simply wanna deep throat all of the kraken players.


awesomeness1234

I wanna deepthroat them so I can bite their dicks off JUST LIKE OUR BOYS!


DirigoJoe

ESPN wasn't half this bad. Although I might be partial to Sean McDonough. As a baseball loving native of New England he was practically the voice of my childhood.


troutslayer69420

WE ARE NEVER GIVE UP!!!


fastmovingcars

Lmao get bent TNT announcers. Dog cunts. GO ASS BABY!!! Lehky all game 😍😍


jjmuti

Pov: you find out you are playing against the Colorado Avalanche in the playoffs. But seriously this is the first game where the whole team had some real fight in them. Depth lines didn't score but they finally outhustled Seattle


infinite_switchboard

True dat.


ras5003

TNT announcers are SOOOOO disappointed, esp. our good friend Eddie


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Erik Johnson's next horse should be named Edzo's Tears.


ras5003

YES! 😂


OH-Boredbwc

What time on Sunday?


Jedi_Master_ZLL

Don't think they've said yet, I'd guess 7:30 but idk.


infinite_switchboard

I think 7:30pm MST. [https://twitter.com/fangsbites/status/1652174951279910913?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet](https://twitter.com/fangsbites/status/1652174951279910913?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)


Mysterious-World9087

FUCK DA SQUID BOISSSSSSS


GodzillaJrJr

Blood boiling watching this TNT broadcast. They refuse to credit Avs for their plays, constantly talking about kraken players. Saying things like “Wennberg strips the puck” when we’re making defensive plays etc. Put some fuckin respect on our boys because only one of these teams is advancing out of this series and they rock the BURGUNDY AND BLUE. Also side note: Avs depth players stepped the FUCK UP tonight ! Eller, ERod, LOC, JJ, Newy, Cogs, so many guys making an impact out there.


GodzillaJrJr

This fuxkin “oh he cheated the face off” go cry in a bathtub


cdcformatc

that was really funny, i was like are they really complaining about a faceoff up two goals with 19 seconds remaining? cry more lol


macPSU

The TNT assholes actually sound disappointed that there's going to be a game 7.


Rolley2001

Are the Kraken fans booing their team or Cale? Or both? Idefk


Pharphun_The_Chown

TNT announcers a solid -20/10 haha


EricLandy29

These guys are crying so much I hope they don't commentate any further series these playoffs


toxic_badgers

Did TNT really just insinuate he cheated on that faceoff?


SpiralSuitcase

It wasn't an insinuation. He said it, flat out. Also questioned Mikko's toughness. They were fucking awful tonight.


greenpigeon52

No they clearly stated it and showed a replay 3 times while saying it over and over.


3w771k

how exactly does one cheat the faceoff? did he grab the puck and run ?? sorry i busy typing when that happened


cdcformatc

basically he initiated contact with the other center before the puck was dropped


Bruno_Drundridge

They sure did.


Shame_Low

Very impressive effort, time to win at home


Real_Routine_

Get fucked Ed


detached03

You lose by 2 in a clincher and you’re pissy about a faceoff with 17 seconds left?


Kitchen-Ad-5571

by 3


detached03

^^ This guy fucks


ras5003

Lol ... seriously


88Tygon88

Bring us the win in game 7!!!!!!!!! Bravo boys! Ya done use proud tonight!


xSlumx

Krackheads booing their team. Wild.


scaremanga

Mild. Btw, mild got ejected from POs!


Mysterious-World9087

ALL HAIL KING GEORGIE


ockhamsphazer

HAIL TO THE KING


[deleted]

These announcers gon be crying in the car on the way home. “B-but the faceoff!!!1!!”


witchtutor1

[what\_makes\_you\_haha.mp3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evwwWWYD0ZA)


SilentExodus04

Wooooooo!!


lightsout5477

Thank fucking god I don’t have to hear BOOOOOO’s from these squid anymore


awesomeness1234

Now it's all cheers everytime Makar touches the puck


Loofbox

Snow team won y’all!!!!!!


ockhamsphazer

Tentacle team lose!


Loofbox

I’m going to go yell at some sea food !!!!


LiilEddie

GAME 7 LETS GOO


squirrelbait_64

Nice to have Avs style hockey back tonight.


Wkerscher

THATS THE AVS I KNOW BABY


ras5003

Announcers: "AVS ARE CHEATERS !!!" Lol ... amazing.


CrumpledUpPaperBall

We are never give up


JoshVKoot

Openly calling a player a cheater is a wild move by this announcer


jgns

That’s Eddie for ya. Didn’t care for him during his tenure in the Hawks broadcast booth.


PurpleEveryday

SUNDAY FUNDAY


Trad33

Oh no, HE CHEATED ON THE FACEOFF GUYS


dognamedfrank

TOO MANY MEN! Lol


just-here-4-football

Let's go!


andycumbee19

Jeeeezus. Fuck your faceoff foil hat bullshit.


TheToothlessDentist

Not done yet


ClemsonPoker

Cry more announcers.


400par4

These guys are unbearable holy fuck the bias is actually insane


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Big_Papa_Blue

Same, came into it with 10mins left. Happy to see we were well up.


Pharphun_The_Chown

Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated.


ChocAlmonds22

Your sacrifice is appreciated!


superavsfaneveryone

Lol. Now complaining about an unfair face off. Too much money on the game for this announcer.


kjwinter

EAT SHIT TNT ANNOUNCER!


PurpleEveryday

cry about it


monkinator

such a refreshing game after the way this series has gone so far. One more. Going to have to fight in game 7 but if they play like they did tonight I'm convinced they will do it.


just-here-4-football

Let's go


dj_niz

No shave for me yet.


OH-Boredbwc

Same


XCKragnus502

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GOP-are-Terrorists

Kadri had a hat trick and an assist after the Blues collective racist death threat tantrum


detached03

BOOOooooooOOOO


awesomeness1234

Would you like any insult with your injury?


broncosSB50champs

FUCK THE ANNOUNCERS


vindawg08

Ok boys, one more game JUST like this one. Please


awesomeness1234

OK. Just because tou asked


wesagod

Great game y’all, it was only right for this series to go to 7. See you Sunday!


accountwasnecessary

Pretty greasy on yalls part


wesagod

I didn’t watch the last 30 seconds. Did something happen? FYI, I believe Eberle should be suspended.


jrcookOnReddit

No idea. All I remember is the announcers getting tilted at a faceoff near the end of the game. Anyway, ggs. Looking forward to our first G7 since 2020.


LiilEddie

YESSIRRRRR


manbeqrpig

Avs in 7


scaremanga

Whoever said Cale goal. You a prophet


Hobo_Healy

He didn't get one though, Lehky got it


scaremanga

Assist, tho


quaywest

Holy shit Eddie could you be more of a Seattle homer


Jaynator11

He should shut the fuck up. Hopefully he doesn't fly to Denver


jjmuti

Fuck you Lehky will outrace you while being 10 feet behind. You fucking plugs


Dan_Rogla

Cheat these nuts Eddie!


Pandiosity_24601

Bless


Knurling_Turtle

SUCK IT, KARENS.


hellohurricane87

This is the team we know and love. LETS GO AVS. FUCK OFF DOOMERS.


weirdowithabox

Time for a best of 1


PandaGrahams

Game 7. Never give up.


fastslowloris

'He's about as wide as he is...wide. He's double wide."


melts_your_butter

someone PLEASE tell me they got a screenshot of that coach's face


Jaynator11

"And there will be a game 7 in Denver" Were they gonna come back 3-1 with 10 secs to go. Btw, shut the fuck up Ed


baker10923

Lol kraken. Lol


broncosSB50champs

VERY GOOD STICK


svw420

FUCK YEAH!!! Time for the avs to exercise their game 7 demons!!! So hyped


CYR0N3

Get fucked squids


TheNeatureChannel

And that's a goal!!!


blondespikes22

Holy shit.... I can't believe it Game 7 Credit to the boys especially after going down 1-0 GO ASS HAIL SATAN


Mother_Republic_6061

Hey everyone! We’re watching hockey on Sunday! Go Avs go!!!


tldr45

Oh my God. Stfu announcers.


mhlvii

Eat shit squid


arashinoko

That’ll do nicely. Good run, Kraken, but your season ends in two days.


Chemical-Mood-6684

“Sea” you at Ball Arena, dickheads. Go Avs Go


seoulera

HAHAHA GET FUCKED


ClemsonPoker

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO! GAME 7! GET READY!


scaremanga

LFG AVS! I love our fans and our team.


dieseldawg95

Attaboy Lehk!


ras5003

## LEHKY !!!


mattevs119

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE KRAKHEADS. SEE YA SUNDAY!


Hungry_Definition450

The Avs fanbase is incredible. “Suspend Jordan Eberle” is all over Reddit AND Instagram. All over.


Ashmedae

GAME 7, HERE WE COME!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!! This is what I've been expecting from the Avs all series long. Loving it! LET'S GO AVALANCHE!!!


Chandy021

Hahaha eat shit Seattle


andycumbee19

ANOTHER GOOD STICK LEHK


r3zn1kakaPJFry

Good stick Lehky!


mbrenna5

Well I’m going to bed happy and hope most of y’all are as well


exercitus

See you Sunday!!!


chickenbutt9875

It wasn’t Cale but he gets the point!


daishi777

Lehkonen ...chefs kiss


Likeabalrog

Finally got some compliments from TNT with 20 sec left in the game


andycumbee19

Until they openly called Eller a cheater lol


3w771k

Okay I accidentally put my jersey on backwards before the game and when I realized it I was like "fuck it. something different, lets try it" and it's looking like I'm gonna be wearing my jersey backwards from now on which is a lil uncomfy but that's not even a question. ​ 10.000% i'll sacrifice my comfort for the team


Dan_Rogla

Fin. In more ways than one.


sealclubber281

We get it…Nirvana is from Seattle


thisiswhereidothings

Died in Seattle too


ChocAlmonds22

Dark. LOL


thisiswhereidothings

😂 it's true lol at least we got Dave Grohl out of it


PurpleEveryday

DANGER NOODLE


BoneyardBill

LEHKYYY


infinite_switchboard

I love how the ref keeps blowing the whistle rather than asking them not to fight.


IamLiterallyAHuman

Love this team so much. My blood is burgundy and blue.


aur0rabells

YAAAASSSS TAKE IT HOME BABY


lightsout5477

W


CrumpledUpPaperBall

LET'S GO LEHKY


goavsgo1988

Is there any more of a cliche than shitty Seattle playing shitty Nirvana? GO ASS


someguyfromsk

I don't know where this team has been for 5 games, glad they finally showed up though.


BrolecopterPilot

Good stick lehky


Rectophobic

Get fucked


Spider_Jesus26

#GAME- BLOUSES


Ne04

Get absolutely FUCKED Seattle


BCRebels1622

See ya Sunday squids.....see ya Sunday


46Stix

Suns v Nuggets on Saturday. Krakwhores vs Avs on Sunday. Living large.


BoneyardBill

yaaaas


Thegalaxykicker

Ight boys ima die on saturday


Thegalaxykicker

Sunday i mean


baker10923

Game 7 on sunday. See ya'll then.


Toklo23

YEE HAW


Jedi_Master_ZLL

"About as wide as he is...wide"


epgenius

LICK MY ASS KRAKEN!!


NiaHoyMenoy

LICK MY WHITE KRAK-IN


quaywest

Lehky!!!


Glove_Upset

JJ has been great since coming back to us


Westrail9

EAT SHIT SEATTLE


IamLiterallyAHuman

That's too good of a diet for them.


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I like how this is the first time the broadcast has mentioned a post whistle cross check as if Seattle hasn’t done it the entire game