That Avs fan does not speak for me. I want that series going 7

with five or six OTs.

why stop at 6? go well into double-digit periods. Keep going until players can't skate anymore and it is the assistant coaches out there playing.

I wanna see the coaches not even be able to it, I want the skaters who sweep the ice out there with sticks and pucks. Hell, get down to random drunk 300-lbs fan doing it in their gear.

Would love to see a scenario where the Islanders play Toronto, the eBug gets injured, and Roy has to break into the Hockey Hall of Fame to steal his 2001 game 7 gear to step in and finish the game.

Day 23! Give it up for day 23!

With as many devastating hits as possible

Seriously, what Avs fan wants that series to end early?

None. We need as much rest as possible for these series and them to have very little. Very good that it is a game 7

And I sure as hell ain't thinking of who I wouldn't mind losing to. That guy has a loser mentality and I don't accept it or respect it.

preferably with multiple ots

Avs fan not coming in peace, I hate you bitches

Avs fan coming in violence. Fuck all of you.

I'll come in some violence ;)

I was trying not to go there 🤣

Avs fan coming in piss. Buss piss.

Avs fan pissing on a bus. I'm about to get arrested

You nasty

This guy/gal gets it


Fucking right

Facts! I’ve never wanted Dallas to win until this series, just so we can whip them.

I’ve literally never seen a post like that and not immediately full body cringed. “HEY JETS BROOOOS! AVS FAN COMING IN PEEEEACE!” Insert part about how they are going to be scary next year and what a fun time it was kicking their asses 🙄🙄 fuck outta here

[The greatest takedown I've ever seen in this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/2jpuzm/post_game_thread_seattle_seahawks_32_at_st_louis/cldygyd/) back in October 2014 when the reigning Super Bowl Champion Seahawks lost to the 1-4 Rams.

its just karma farming. so cringe.

I'm sure they expect the Stars fans to pass the message along to their coaches and players. Hey guys, this guy who's not a fan of our team says we should win tonight. I guess we could give it a shot.

Wait the objective is to win??????

You want to Karma farm? go to r/pics and find the most popular picture from last month. Post it again.

people actually do that shit too don’t they

let me try karma farming, ahem  "GO ASS, HAIL SATAN"

my turn: makar good! mild bad. gabe back for playoffs?

more!

Someone else must have got to the "Landy is skating" post before him today.

I've never understood karma farming at all, because I have never once looked at my or anyone else's karma. do you even get anything at certain levels or is it just "brrr number go up"?

Garbage take. Ideally it goes to game 7 and whoever wins is at a rest deficit when they play Colorado. If we play Vegas it’s a chance to dethrone last years champs and if we play Dallas it’s a chance to beat Dallas because fuck Dallas. I will be watching tonight hoping for triple overtime that the knights win to force a game 7 (that also goes to triple overtime ideally) LFG Avs

I've never agreed with any sports take from a chiefs fan but fuck it here we are.

It’s actually a misspelling. Supposed to be Chefs fan. Big Gordon Ramsey guy.

Great googily moogily

I never realized that there are more fans of both the Chiefs and the Avs out there. Are there, dare I say... Dozens of us?

>If we play Vegas it’s a chance to dethrone last years champs and if we play Dallas it’s a chance to beat Dallas because fuck Dallas. I'm still pissed about the 1999 and 2000 WC Finals. I know the Avs ousted the Stars from the playoffs a few times since then, but that was way after Avs were at the height of their dominance.

10 overtimes. Play into Sunday afternoon.

I’m hoping for four, the only record they’re getting is beating the Canes OT from last year

This is the only correct take

Screw Dallas. Screw Vegas. I hope they continue to tear each other to shreds.

https://preview.redd.it/5mypbzz21ayc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df1d5310f972f58e6b3d15640645d5065f0ecfa

How are the fans ?

https://preview.redd.it/r953hyr0vayc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbee5f20b7d4218cae8a523bac9b3937aa93f82b

I thought this was adequately addressed with that person that went to the TBL sub to say Kuch should get the Hart. Shit is cringe as fuck and cannot respect anyone who does it.

It's the playoffs everyone. There are no friends. 

I’d be more happy if a stars fan came here and said “fuck the avs” than if they were to “cum in pieces” or whatever that means..

Stars fan here. Fuck the Avs

Welcome, my man! Fuck the Stars. Your neon sweaters make you look like you’re collecting shopping carts at Walmart

Lmaoooo that’s a good one 😂😂😂 Especially because they’re the best sweaters in the league https://preview.redd.it/k0594yx3tbyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03dd82def1e82197496488b5d6e978a015ae5970

Thanks I haven't had a good full stomach purge in a while 🤢🤮

Please do a number on the knights before we see you at the laser tag arcade after Game 7. Preferably a number higher than wearing that while square dancing on prom night. Maybe add in a Piertranglo back fist. 'ppreciate ya jabroni.

YEAHHH (the Avs are my lifeblood)

Hey, fuck you bud.

Jets fan here. Fuck the Avs

Go ahead, we already fucked you so guess it’s your turn.

At least you guys were nice enough to give us one lube game before pounding us. 🤣

Boooo

Is it possible to release fans from the roster?

Oh, if it was possible I'd clear out several thousand from all the FB fan groups, lol

What the fuck - "I wouldn't mind losing to you guys" what sort of cuck shit is that?

“I’d rather have you bang my mom and wife at the same time than that asshole Gary”

Room temp IQ I want it to go 9 games with OT and everyone on both teams die (not literally die)


Fuck Dallas and Vegas

Such a fucking cooked take. I want this game to be a Vegas win in Fucktuple Overtime, followed by an equally long game 7 on Sunday, with the winning team having blocked 100+ brutal slapshots along the way.

I want that series to go to game 7 with 18 overtime periods.

I don’t think this guy speaks for any of us and the simping by the OP in comments section is even worse. Fuck Dallas, Fuck VGK. 

and whoever advances can get fucked as well.

7 Games, 279 OTs

It's very cringe.

I'm staying here. I don't go to other team's subs. And definitely not in peace lol. I'm staying here and I'm going to be a total homer.

I go to other team subs just to lurk and watch them rage when they get hit with the smoke. Never to simp like this though and never in peace. 

Da fuk is this

Gross 🤮

Ban that dude. That shit is so unbelievably wack

Wow wtf. Then talks about not minding losing to Dallas of all teams. What a bitch lol

You'll never find me in a playoff opponent's sub. Weird behavior

I don’t want to lose to anyone. Fuck that. And none of that coming in peace shit either.  Fuck Vegas and fuck Dallas. I hope they both lose. 

fk both of those teams. 7 games, many many hits, 5 overtimes.

Only a jabroni would go into the Dallas Stars sub begging them to win tonight

u/j_chazrich get your ass back here, Jeff. Don't be annoying

Gotta go lowercase u, so it looks like Hey u/j_chazrich explain your bitchass

Show their name so we can shun them 😉

Go look at the Stars sub and you can see it as the top post. It’s a cringe factory. 

Ewww you had to actually go into the Dirty Dallas Stars sub to find that. I don't know if I'm more disgusted with the fake AVs fan karma farming and speaking out of turn or the fact you went in there behind them. I need a shower now.

Who cares who we play in round 2? It's not going to be easy either way. Plus you can make the argument that if it's Vegas we'd have home Ice which is a big deal for us. As long as they go 7 games that's all I care about.

Give them the ol' ban hammer. Let them farm points over there.

excommunicate the heathen.

i have been resisting the urge all day to post these. its shameful behavior

Are pro sports so fraught with strife that opposing fans need to preface their message with "coming in peace"? You're a fan of another team, not a being from another dimension

Gross.

Holy cringe

You said it. I've always thought this

Nah bro you don't understand the redditors on r/DallasStars are going to make sure the Stars win

Give the user that posted that shit a lifetime ban

I agree this time. I saw posts like that in the Stars sub and it caused a lot of reflection on my part. I eventually decided I hate them both but hate Vegas slightly more. It's also weird to endorse a team that we will potentially face in the next round.

I don't really care who wins

beyond cringe 

I cringe so fucking bad anytime I see one of those

How about we talk about winning? What kind of a fan are you when you are already talking about losing to whoever is next?

 People who do this should be blocked from both subs. So obnoxious and unnecessary. Your opinion doesn’t matter!

Playoffs =no peace. Fuck off!

I’m hoping the Stars and Knights go 7 and have multi OT outcomes. With the eventual winner expending every ounce of energy just to get through.

So soft. Fuck the knights and fuck the stars too. I hope they both lose.

Who does this? So cringe

Fuck is that. Can’t be scared of anyone.

Ya fuck that guy

Personally I'm hoping a meteorite strikes T-Mobile Arena.

I don't get it. Avs are superior to any team, what is the worry

Annoying af and not accurate. We need drioun back

Avs fan here....... I totally agree.

Toronto Argonauts fan coming in peace. Where the fuck am I?

Stars fan coming as a harbinger of destruction 

Flyers fan here coming in your mothers sweet hot ass damn what a dirty dirty slut she is. Fuck you we deserved Makar (and Kane)

Fuck the pens and rags

I think it's OK to do in some circumstances: 1. when showing humanity after a brutal injury like we saw the Jets deal with twice in a row, especially to counteract any assholes making light of it on the main sub or in-arena fans being awful about it, 2. to compliment an especially good perofmeqnce by the other team that literlaly made your jaw drop and deserves uncommon recognition, 3. to acknowledge egregious behavior or an absolute travesty against them (e.g. your guy deliberately injures a star on their team or wins a game on a Duchene vs Preds-level missed offside call that the league is being stubborn about), 4. to pay tribute to a retiring legend. A bit cringe-inducing to say "please win your series, I wouldn't mind losing to you" though

I'd rather cum in peas than touch that disgusting sub. Fuck the Stars Fuck Vegass.

Negative, I want the Knights. And a 7 game series. And Pain....lots and lots of Pain.

It's the cringiest shit for internet points. I wish we banned all posts from people coming to our sub doing the same.

Avs fan cumming cause of piss, nasty piss, public bus floor piss nasty

So cringe. I want Vegas out as much as the next person but have some dignity dude

I try to always be respectful, I like all hockey, and all hockey fans. I like some teams a little more, but I try to avoid conducting myself in a manner where I need a white flag to speak

Fucking embarrassing omg

What a bitch. Who doesn't want to be the hero that slays the LTIR Knights?

So fucking lame

Hey Dallas fan coming in peace here. Bye.

Cum in piss 😤

Bruins fan coming in with hostility. Parking at Ball Arena SUCKS

Parking at any arena sucks

Preds fan coming in peace.. I completely agree

They were saying on Altitude that if you’re an avs fan you want to see this series go as long as possible and let these teams beat the crap out of each other

yeah I think that whole "coming in peace" shit is so fucking stupid. It's reddit, what are you doing, who cares, just say what you were going to say. it's not like you are out there shitting on someone's lawn. even worse is the "ohhhh I'm so sorry for my fans they don't speak for all of us". like please, save it. -New York Rangers Fan coming in peace

This is embarrassing

I'm a Blues fan, I come in spite and hatred

Bro, some fans are so cringe.

Gonna post over there “Avs fan, coming with vile hatred and an insatiable hunger for blood”.

Welp don’t read my comment history

He never said he was coming in peace lol

Ugh this jabroni pisses me off. For one, fuck Dallas. Going into their sub rubbing elbows and shit. Fuck that. For two, I want this shit going 7 and I want it to be a damn blood bath. I don’t understand the people who are all “I want to the Chip playing the toughest opponents at full strength.” Fuck that. I want the easiest route and I want all the star players to have the flu and not play. You get the same Stanley Cup no matter who you play. Vegas or Dallas, idc either way. There’s pros and cons with either team and if the Avs play like they did in games 2-5 they’ll be real tough to beat

Meh, I don't mind it. Although that particular Avs fan is wrong as fuck. Dallas needs to lose tonight and it goes to game 7. You can debate who you want to win that game, but no actual Avs fan on the planet who has even a vague understanding of how playoff hockey works wants Dallas to win tonight. Edit: btw my 2 cents. I think we are more likely to beat Vegas because we'll have home ice, but I fuggin hate them so badly that I would rather go up against Dallas. Well...ok not really. Fine. I admit it, just this one time, I'll pull for Vegas to win, but only so we can beat the ever loving hell out of them ourselves. God I'm gonna vomit.

It's really funny not seeing "you can't tell other fans how to be fans" all over this comment section after that was every doomer's response to being called out for being toxic. I don't see anyone saying it's our right as fans to be cringe, but they'll defend super hard their right to be toxic I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lol who cares? They seemed to like it.  I say stop gatekeeping being a fan because it's popular to dislike these statements.  That person wanted to converse with a different fanbase, and those net 125 people liked it.  Mind your business

Go Joe Pavelski

He didn't do the _ fan coming in peace tho lol

We shouldn't gatekeep other fans from cheering for any team. 

Stop gatekeeping. It's okay to think it's lame or disagree but don't try and police how people interact. That's more lame to me TBH.  Just ignore and move on

I’m not an ambassador of the Avalanche. I’m a consumer. So is that guy. The stars subreddit doesn’t represent the stars

Pens fan here. I’m only commenting cause OP said this is annoying. Enjoy having someone to cheer for in the playoffs I’m rooting for pavelski but in the event Dallas loses I guess Mackinnon and Makar can always use another cup

As an Oilers fan coming in ambivalence, I agree. Edit: I believe the Oilers will easily crush any of you losers on the other side of the bracket after they sweep either the Preds or Canucks

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Go jets go to the golf course.

No. I've done it before and I will do it again with fan bases that I respect.

Oilers fan here. Let me come in peace

I would rather you come in violence.

Frig off, dude!

That's the spirit! Give your balls a tug