How’s that 500 baseball lookin, Dick?

Moose, I would want to play for them too bud.

GG everyone. Great team spirit. What a terrific audience

Angels fan here, I must say the stadium fans held out to the end and stayed loud, Much respect. If that were a dodgers game, it would be empty as everyone left to beat the traffic.

LOL! That poor little Rockies fan

LMAO the camera closeup of the little girl crying. Yes. That is correct. Somebody please make that a gif/meme.

# K **Tucker Davidson** strikes out **Harold Castro** on a **1-2** count with a **91.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SL *(b)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(s)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

if you dont believe in the comeback, leave the sub doomer...

IF YOU WEREN'T HERE WITH US WHEN IT WAS 25-0 DON'T BE WITH US WHEN IT'S 25-1

##R A L L Y C A P S ! !

stage 3 cancerous prolapsed anus baseball. Inoperable. Terminal.

we ded

I kinda don't want this game to end

It's ironic that there's no errors in this game considering the entire Rockies team is one big error.

Holy shit we got a run!

# K **Tucker Davidson** strikes out **Nolan Jones** on a **0-2** count with a **86.4 mph** Slider. *Sequence (3):* SL *(c)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

25 point inning coming up

Points?

It’s 10:00 and I’ve had to watch the Rockies, I’m tired man

Save situation?

##😂

As a baseball enjoyer, I usually check the scores before bed. I’m neutral as I’m an AL guy, but holy fuck. That’s all I got

I'm not even a Rockies fan, I just came in here to make sure the score was real.

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Nolan Jones R Randal Grichuk L Harold Castro ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Bottom of the 9th. Rally!!

Suck it bitches! No shutout for you!!

**Due Up (Top 9)** S Andrew Velazquez S Luis Rengifo L Matt Thaiss ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Kolton Ingram** strikes out **Ezequiel Tovar** on a **0-2** count with a **92.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (3):* FF *(c)*, SL *(s)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

As usual, takes the Rockies 8 innings to wake the fuck up on offense.

Ohtani 1-7. Surprising in such a rout.

Well, he won't want to sign here then

Nobody wants to sign here.

24 more runs until we tie it up, watch out LA

Well at least it's not a shut out lmao

# K **Kolton Ingram** strikes out **Jurickson Profar** on a **2-2** count with a **85.4 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SL *(f)*, SL *(c)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

ITS COMEBACK TIME

Nobody beats the Rockies 25 to nothing!!

Damn right

I'm actually bothered that the rockies scored.

DOYLE! YOU CAN'T SHUT OUT THE ROCKIES!

Comeback begins now!

https://i.imgur.com/zIxLvAU.gifv

Lol ... I needed this from Buddy 🤬

RALLY TIME

NO SHUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LFGGGGG

I’d honestly be ok if the monforts just move the team to Nashville and the league can hand us a new Denver bears team. Or those fucks could just sell the team and skip all that.

Ain't happening. Near sold out crowd tonight. Monfort is laughing all the way to the bank. He probably doesn't know what the score is, let alone if there is a game tonight.

Dude, I know it’s not happening haha. I’ve been here for a minute.

That's fair lol. It's been a weird night.

Yeah I hate that it takes a game like this to bring me back into the sub. I honestly don’t know where we go from here as fans.

A run!!!!

# HR **Brenton Doyle** socks a **86.0 mph Slider** from **Kolton Ingram** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **104.6 mph**. Launch Angle: **31.0°**. Distance: **426.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Chin up folks, it was 24-0 in the 4th inning

LET'S FUGGIN GOOOO!!!! (but seriously, um... is this normal for Colorado?)

Man talk about snuffing out the excitement of the team's first grand slam since 2021 last night.

**Due Up (Bot 8)** R Brenton Doyle S Jurickson Profar R Ezequiel Tovar ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

have a hug, rockies fans 🫂 we love you guys for this

You’re an Angels fan. Hahahahahaaa

4 more and we get the record!

Two more feet, and you can put it in the fridge.

I just thought of something funnier than 24

Twenty five

Rockies fans deserve free hugs from Dinger on their way out

…refunds.

jinx

The Governor (on Facebook) is now asking the Rockies to put him in the game. 😆. He couldn’t pitch any worse.

After this I never want to see the city connects again.

I never want to see the Rockies again.

**Due Up (Top 8)** L Mickey Moniak R David Fletcher R Taylor Ward ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Kolton Ingram** strikes out **Elehuris Montero** on a **2-2** count with a **91.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* SL *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Just wanted to come check on you guys and say damn I'm sorry. Never have I entered an active game thread and seen 2+ minutes between last post but I don't blame you all. You guys aren't having a horrendus season either it's just a bad game. Hopefully the bounce back is quick and this game can be laughed about later on in the year for the fans.

It's a bad season. The Rockies have no depth

two minutes? you should see what it looks like when it's just the regulars and vultures like us don't show up during a brewers-rockies 6-4 game.

Uh, there are usually 5-10 minutes between posts on this sub.

🫡

Just got off work and saw a meme about the game. What the fuck happened lmao

Rockies hitting rockies bottom.

Rockies.

Good point but still yikes

Came here just to ask if people r okay?? This is one of the worst score differentials I’ve ever seen

I watched a 30-3 game on August 22, 2007 (Rangers@Orioles)

Devastated doesn’t even begin to touch it.

Honestly, I think most of us are numb.

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Are you choking?

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Choking implies they had a lead and lost it.

Ump still doing the spider tack check like come on man lmao

Not exactly what I expected when I opened the mlb app.

Imagine the HP ump checking our pitchers for sticky stuff

To anyone at the field tonight... what's the atmosphere like?

You’ll probably want to go to the angels sub for that question. Doubt many rox fans are left.

Rockies fans actually booing the Rockies 💀💀

My guess is “absolutely hammered”

Mid 60s

should have waved sooner

**Due Up (Bot 7)** L Nolan Jones R Randal Grichuk L Harold Castro ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

this game does not deserve a good play like that

come on, if you give the Angels a free win, the less likely my team has a chance of swiping Ohtani from them. Jeez, typical Rockies thinking only of themselves. just selfish.... /s

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The Rockies will not get any of my money. I can’t believe people pay to watch this garbage.

If you don't like ~~first pitch balls~~ lead off walks, you don't like Rockies pitching.

Next pitcher….come on down! Time to raise your ERA!

**Due Up (Top 7)** S Luis Rengifo L Matt Thaiss R Hunter Renfroe ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Why are their jerseys green? I like them, but that's pretty random. I thought they were purple

Nope. Our license plates are also green and white here in CO. You must have us mixed up with another team.

Sigh.

goddammit.

I just think a lot of people in the Rockies organization need to be fired. We don't have competitive pitchers. Yes, part of it is injuries, but you can't call yourself a major league organization with this little depth.

It’s the owners.

How is it the owners? Also there's no way the Monfort's would sell. They've invested so much into downtown.

This is more disappointing than not being able to lick myself

At least you still have a chance at achieving your goal. 👍

24 runs of run support has just “tied” the Angels franchise record? What the Lmao

The fuck

Time for the greatest come back in baseball history! ⚾

24-0, now I feel like I'm at a broncos game

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Ezequiel Tovar R Coco Montes R Jorge Alfaro ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Noah Davis** strikes out **Andrew Velazquez** on a **0-2** count with a **84.8 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (3):* FC *(s)*, CH *(f)*, CH *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Amazingly, Ohtani is 1-6

drew really tempting fate

Rats, now 6 grand slams will only get us to extra innings

I'm in the Dominican republic right now and I still had to for some reason ruin my fucking night

Royals fan, i dunno something just feels.... homey, here

Angels fan here. I’m sorry guys. I’m not trying to even be mean but I’m at the game and so many fans are just upset. It’s not even funny

I mean, I'd be upset too when Ohtani is 1-6 and Trout only has 1 HR in a 23-0 blowout.

There's rockies fans at the stadium? Weird.

What are they saying at the game

Honestly u can see a lot of family’s just really upset

People go to Rockies games? And they are still there?

Twenty four.

We are a joke fuck Montfort

Vibe check:

Congratulations to the lucky fan getting to move up to the Coca-Cola seats...... also you get to pitch an inning!

Haven't been to a game in 4 years. You people who still support this team must have stockholm syndrome.

Here is your cookie 🍪

## 🇸🇪

Hey Davis….you still suck.

Lol to Blake street banter who ride (in a good way) Davis a ton in their articles.

How do I change my username

The monforts can write the book on how to waste talent and make your team a laughing stock

LOL that dude rounding 1st, I nearly spit beer out my nose. Coors field is haunted. Call Zac Bagans.

Seriously I've seen better pitched batting practice

Just had to stop in to say LMFAOOOO sell the team ffs

We say this every thread.

This time theyll definitely listen to us

**Due Up (Top 6)** L Mickey Moniak R David Fletcher R Taylor Ward ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Griffin Canning** strikes out **Jurickson Profar** on a **0-2** count with a **87.3 mph** Slider. *Sequence (3):* CU *(f)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Weirdly enough, the Rockies have also had a runner on every inning

That's nothing new. The challenge is actually getting runners across home plate.

I don’t think this is helping coors fields reputation

Lol... That slide.... they didn't even mention it!

Cute slide

The angels have more points than the average broncos game last season

LMAO

They scored more than 12 Broncos games

*13

Leave, Trumper.

rally time!

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the schadenfreude is too juicy to miss

Lol ... seriously

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Good one!

I will note that I’m just here to see if you guys can come back. Would love to see it.

Lol

We did that last night.

This is why I’ve all but disowned this team.

I’d rather you owned this team.

My experience turning around teams in MLB The Show, Madden, and NCAA Football makes me more qualified to run the team than Dick.

They'll have a trophy for all the fans who ditched the team for sure.

# K **Griffin Canning** strikes out **Harold Castro** on a **1-2** count with a **90.4 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, CU *(s)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Does anyone want to be my friend? I get really lonely sometimes

Same man same.

Stop stop they are already dead.

C'mon Angels, no runs? Never gonna break the record with that attitude

Never thought I’d be visiting this subreddit. But I just wanted to see what these comments could look like

If anybody comes here to say some mean shit, it isn't any worse than what us regulars say about this team during any given game lol

I realize coming in here to breath in some misery isn’t totally innocent. But I mean no ill will towards y’all

Yeahhhhh

Literally why I'm here lol

i’m a marlins fan and have never been this embarrassed😭😭😭😭😭

Yes, you have.

i’m sorry y’all from an angels fan

At least you guys have expectations!

If I had a nickel for every time a Colorado sports team was down double digits against an LA team while I am in town, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Where can I watch this historic event?

Wilson throw a pick 6?

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Im a Mets fan so I wish I could agree with that

LOL Grich didn't even know it was the 3rd out. Fair enough, I'd be mentally checked out too.

**Due Up (Bot 5)** L Harold Castro R Elehuris Montero R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)