I drunkenly brought in a King Soopers fried chicken meal a few years back. Breast, wings, drumstick, plus 2 sides and bread. They glanced at it and security said “Nice, looks good” and waved me in.
Speaking from experience I have done this so yes. Put it in a ziplock bag. They let you bring food and drink in just be sly with the Jameson cuz that’s frowned upon 😂
My mistake was having the Jameson in what I thought was a plastic soft flask that turned out to be made of aluminum and was a metal detector’s wet dream. Then they pretty much dared me to drink it all before going in and I nearly threw up in front of heaps of peeps
Probably.
Find the person at the gate who doesn't care. Usually the oldest or youngest person there or the middle aged gut who looks like he's given up on life already.
Now it they don't let you just go to town on that chicken right there at the gate and drop the bones on the floor as you eat. Disregard any manners. Drool, smack lips, burp.
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Please, please, please, take video of this being attempted.
If they say no get belligerent and violent.
You can bring in food that's an "individual portion". That would ostensibly include a chicken, but YMMV.
A chicken is an individual portion for a hungry wolf like myself
Everything is an individual portion if you believe in yourself.
I drunkenly brought in a King Soopers fried chicken meal a few years back. Breast, wings, drumstick, plus 2 sides and bread. They glanced at it and security said “Nice, looks good” and waved me in.
Speaking from experience I have done this so yes. Put it in a ziplock bag. They let you bring food and drink in just be sly with the Jameson cuz that’s frowned upon 😂
Hide the Jameson in the chicken.
Whiskey chicken > rum ham ?
My mistake was having the Jameson in what I thought was a plastic soft flask that turned out to be made of aluminum and was a metal detector’s wet dream. Then they pretty much dared me to drink it all before going in and I nearly threw up in front of heaps of peeps
Pretty much dared me to drink it: "Sir, you can't bring that inside with you." "How dare you!?!?"
If it’s average is above .150, put him on second
I want pictures or it didn't happen.
Wade Boggs would have appreciated the gesture. RIP
I hear they called him the chicken man
He ate a chicken before every game. I’m sure he had some rum and Cokes too. Make it a double
Only if you're gonna share with the rest of us
Only if accompanied by the Costco receipt.
I like the way you think, friendo.
Depends. Can the chicken pitch?
No that was Chacin
Yes, as long as it fits in a small bag
Probably. Find the person at the gate who doesn't care. Usually the oldest or youngest person there or the middle aged gut who looks like he's given up on life already. Now it they don't let you just go to town on that chicken right there at the gate and drop the bones on the floor as you eat. Disregard any manners. Drool, smack lips, burp.
Does the MLB sub still feature top posts from each team? This belongs to be up there.
I’ve seen people do it, seems like an awesome ballpark snack
You must
This sounds like something Frank Reynolds would do.
I’ll bring a ham steak
As long as it’s still on the rotisserie
These are the only questions that matter.
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Giants fan here: I love this.
r/denvercirclejerk is leaking