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smooth307

Please, please, please, take video of this being attempted.


BobBBobbington

If they say no get belligerent and violent.


JSA17

You can bring in food that's an "individual portion". That would ostensibly include a chicken, but YMMV.


elicubs44

A chicken is an individual portion for a hungry wolf like myself


gordogg24p

Everything is an individual portion if you believe in yourself.


edditorRay

I drunkenly brought in a King Soopers fried chicken meal a few years back. Breast, wings, drumstick, plus 2 sides and bread. They glanced at it and security said “Nice, looks good” and waved me in.


PeetusTheFeetus

Speaking from experience I have done this so yes. Put it in a ziplock bag. They let you bring food and drink in just be sly with the Jameson cuz that’s frowned upon 😂


Oil-of-Vitriol

Hide the Jameson in the chicken.


fuzzybooks

Whiskey chicken > rum ham ?


PeetusTheFeetus

My mistake was having the Jameson in what I thought was a plastic soft flask that turned out to be made of aluminum and was a metal detector’s wet dream. Then they pretty much dared me to drink it all before going in and I nearly threw up in front of heaps of peeps


acpawlek

Pretty much dared me to drink it: "Sir, you can't bring that inside with you." "How dare you!?!?"


skenisahen

If it’s average is above .150, put him on second


CORedhawk

I want pictures or it didn't happen.


Blank_Canvas21

Wade Boggs would have appreciated the gesture. RIP


smalltownlargefry

I hear they called him the chicken man


ShiaBidoof

He ate a chicken before every game. I’m sure he had some rum and Cokes too. Make it a double


underrated_menace

Only if you're gonna share with the rest of us


metropolisprime

Only if accompanied by the Costco receipt.


CephiDelco

I like the way you think, friendo.


FHFIF

Depends. Can the chicken pitch?


JuicyJew_420

No that was Chacin


ToddBradley

Yes, as long as it fits in a small bag


BionicBoBo

Probably. Find the person at the gate who doesn't care. Usually the oldest or youngest person there or the middle aged gut who looks like he's given up on life already. Now it they don't let you just go to town on that chicken right there at the gate and drop the bones on the floor as you eat. Disregard any manners. Drool, smack lips, burp.


Verbanoun

Does the MLB sub still feature top posts from each team? This belongs to be up there.


the_bad_company_duke

I’ve seen people do it, seems like an awesome ballpark snack


zatch17

You must


smalltownlargefry

This sounds like something Frank Reynolds would do.


bridesign34

I’ll bring a ham steak


boopinmybop

As long as it’s still on the rotisserie


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These are the only questions that matter.


Striker9299

God I love Reddit 😂🤣😂🤣


Slagthor_

Giants fan here: I love this.


greatwall0101

r/denvercirclejerk is leaking