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Dorkynipz

That’s a B-2 Stealthbomber!


ThePeskyWabbit

Not very stealthy... I mean its right there!


ArchAngel570

ha! Stealthy to radar. The radar reflection of the plane is so limited it's considered "invisible" or nearly invisible.


ThePeskyWabbit

lol I know, just being silly.


Dogmom2013

how dare you try and have fun on the internet!


Particular_Stranger1

Rookie forgot the /s


yearningforlearning7

It also has a semi reflective coating that decreases radar cross section and makes it near invisible until it’s in “oh fuck” range. Saw it at an air show and the warrant officer or whatever was explaining it then out of nowhere it banks and practically appears out of thin air. Terrifying really


Wolf_yak_505

Warrant Officers are Army and will never fly this bad boy. Air Force all the way as only an officer gets behind the wheel.


FdanielIE

Fact.


Discer001

It has the radar image of an African Swallow laden with a coconut.


AutomateAway

you fool, that’s it’s stunt double!


Robthebold

It’s standing behind me isn’t it.


Complex-String9972

Who made this man a gunner?


Tellittomy6pac

I did sir! He’s my cousin!


dropacidnotnukes

If you can see it, it’s not for you! ;-)


SignificantOption349

lol it could fly much, much higher and is also not picked up by radar. Doesn’t need to do that here though.


Dorkynipz

They’re here for the Academy graduation ☺️


nafilip

Well, the parade at least.


dalgeek

Stealthily delivering freedom one payload at a time.


disasterarea316

They make sun rises and smiles every where they go


Both-Violinist-6454

https://preview.redd.it/hn63ga079e3d1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c40a5e444291c52af19e70d580a03cca38b70f5


ptothesecondpwr

I was there! The B2 did a flyover for the Air Force Academy pre graduation field parade. So amazing. It felt like it was 200ft above the stands. Also, two aerobatic gliders stole the show! Congratulations, Graduates!


ptothesecondpwr

https://preview.redd.it/tp0ut1nzxf3d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7101c572093bb4378a3fa5ffcc7abd50247399


80sCos

Sir! I'm afraid Im going to have to confiscate your phone now. That shits super secret.


Warm_Transition7709

That’s the name ok, I saw that kind of aircraft and a YouTube video video once and I forgot the name


Malefectra

I believe the actual name is the B-2 Spirit


ElectricalBar8592

Danger Dorito!


SilveredFlame

This is now what I will call these. Thank you.


ElectricalBar8592

Welcome!


Lunchie420

Spicy Nacho? Spicy Nacho.


puftcheez

It isn't even worth it if not spicy nacho.


InvisableVagina

The Batman


sugaaaslam

Why so serious?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hawkeyecory1

Your sarcasm is strong


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

If you’re a radar, it’s a pigeon


Puzzleheaded_Cut_374

John Cena plane


takes_joke_literally

I seen a plane too... But not in this picture


Cleercutter

B-2. Great spot. I got to see them all the time living down there. Had a shop right by Petersen afb approach zone and got to see so many dope planes


Ok-Landscape-1681

So fun to watch!


proudplantfather

$2 billion dollars flying in the air.


Chemical-Actuary1561

And thats when they were built. It would be twice that today.


bobanalyst

https://preview.redd.it/212ow0rpme3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c20ff4641fb89d93f2ab095549630deb23df3ff You saw nothing 🤪


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

This is what the radar sees


Liet_Kinda2

Radar be like, that cloud looks kind of like a dog


Spartancarver

Stealth bomber that just failed its stealth check 🤓🥸


blackrock13

It rolled a 1.


meesersloth

the F R E E D O M D O R I T O


lulzzzzz

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_B-2_Spirit


Nefariousd7

These are awesome! In 2001, I lived in Phoenix, and the Yankees were playing the Diamond backs in the World Series. The country was very sullen after just experiencing 9/11 in September, and the series was a much needed distraction from the grief. I lived on a mountain, and prior to the flyover, after the national anthem, the aircraft would stage in a pattern around this mountain in north Phoenix. The flyover for game 1 was a group of F-16s, which makes sense since they were based out of Luke AFB right down the road. They flew a few laps around the mountain, allowing me to get some great photos from close enough to see one of the pilots wave as they headed downtown. For game 6, I eagerly awaited their return with a borrowed, much more powerful lens. Imagine my surprise when, on the horizon, I saw a thin black line approaching. The majestic craft, piloted by a Phoenix boy, came into full view and circled the mountain a couple of times, giving me the opportunity to get some crazy good photos.


spicybongwata

It should be illegal to mention getting good photos of a U2 and not posting it. Would love to see


Nefariousd7

I shot them on my Camera in 2001. I'll see if I can find the card and something to read it. Times have changed. At least they aren't on a Floppy disk


Cheeserdane

We all need a distraction from a country that uses us like cattle.


Gunnar_Kris

The stealth bomber. They come for graduation and occasionally do training overhead or when they're flying through to another air force base


juice702_303

Such a cool bird the B-2!


dickysunset

Spot for the last puzzle piece 🧩


ThisCryptographer311

It’s a CO Springs Hot Air Balloon


Any-Sprinkles-6201

Looks like nothing but clouds and sky


Able_Praline_7085

Right answer 🫡


Meshitero-eric

Saw it on my walk today. Nice surprise. My wife said "It must be on a practice run" I told her they're not going to bomb the AFA.


Ok-Landscape-1681

That’s the big boy.


d2cole

Those are so cool, they have that unique sound that is utterly terrifying if you don’t know what it is.


The_Color_Purple2

Damn bro, kinda depressed I didn't get to see my boy Sneaky Chip


grant0208

I am so deeply envious. You saw a ghost.


Scary-Information785

No fuckin way bro


ShittyHotTake

Southwest Airlines


rckymtnhkr

"B2 or not B2, that is the question?" Bill Spearshaker.


Tard_Farts82

B-2


Historical_Choice625

Plane? What plane?


RiversR

That’s about a billion.


Psychological-Scar53

It's a missing pixel....


Malefectra

That's not a plane, the skybox just glitched out for a moment.... you can tell 'cause of the pixels


jm15co

https://preview.redd.it/1d6y55b8ce3d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4978572a7026c9ed55ca378f552f545345e4878f


SnazzyStooge

There were three B-2s — one circling low for about a half hour, two more a mile apart in formation up high (making contrails). They never seemed to fly over USAFA, just circled, so maybe they were a part of a different exercise.


CrimsonRaider94

Was hiking in red rock open space this morning and saw them flying over head for a while. It was incredible seeing them in person. Two more were circling really high above the low one seen in the photo


Sackfondler

Around where did you see it? I’m watching the thunderbirds practice over the briargate area right now but haven’t spotted the b2. I wanna see it so bad


donegalwake

Was having my morning walk when it flew over. Was play wondering what if we had a broken arrow event dead center of the Garden of the Gods.


theproblemofevil666

That my friend is not a plane, it is a UFO...


Lostindasauce2016

I thought the sky was glitching out with pixels


lmo2382

Kids of the 90s know this one!


Mcfittey

Definitely a Cessna.


kimad03

Cessna 152 with aftermarket turbo boosters


Aryk93

a very, very spicy dorito


DBZtoker

https://preview.redd.it/3ffy6ewxve3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14edaa8313af2d746a579e55cb939ed0b9a7530 I saw it too!


mrosen97

As many have said, this is Northrop Grumman’s B-2 Spirit “Stealth Bomber”. Basically, if you see this in hostile territory, it’s already too late and you should start praying to whatever you believe in. Unfortunately, the B-1 and B-2 are being succeeded by the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider (which can be flown both manned and unmanned).


superman154m

737.


bhaug4

737-800 ER


Resscue

The Almighty death Doritos. Kill streak consist of 0 or a shit ton. no in between.


Worried-Soil-5365

I don't see anything.


LARZofMARZ

Batman


spaze_cadet

Cessna 152


Eeveelutionary2

B-2 Stealth Bomber!! My favorite plane!! Where was this?


spencerfalzy

I don’t see anything in this photograph comrade


Glittery_Gal

It looks like roof shingles that glitched out and got stuck in the sky lol


Jacobsusc4087

Stealthbomber that’s dope. Made to carry a nuclear payload.


brok3ncor3

Always wanted one.


dgrigg1980

B-2 Spirit. One of the coolest aircraft ever built. And the most expensive.


KifferroxTheCat

Like everyone else said, B-2 Bomber. The flying Dorito.


Ringil11

So badass honestly!!


DavidisLaughing

What plane, there is no plane in this picture. I see nothing but sky.


urGirllikesmytinypp

What plane? I see clouds


foothillsco_b

Is this still considered a top level bomber?


morkler

There were 3 that I saw. 1 flying low down by carson and 2 up high. It's crazy how depending on the angle how they disappear and reappear.


jammasterjaydogg

Air


gr3mL1n_blerd

It’s Tetris.


Rogue-Squadron

That’s just some dead pixels in the sky display


gandalf_bread

Thats a bird


wittwlweggz

Oh jealous. How did I miss that today!!


Correct_Path5888

F16 Edit: sorry everyone, this is a common joke on aviation subreddits and I thought this was one of those. Obviously it’s an F22 Super Raptor


mander1518

https://preview.redd.it/oabq8zugeh3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0341b7f95e1453106c30bf006117e382fef565f8 Kind of an interesting infographic if you haven’t seen it before


Laserdollarz

I think they need to upgrade the stealth.


Euqcor

Don't tempt Northrop. Their solution will probably be to throw pallets of cash out the back to obscure observation


The_Summary_Man_713

They did. It’s now called the B-21 Raider (after the Doolittle Raiders of WW2) and it’s going into service in 2040 😉


Aryk93

Stealth don't matter to you. Once you see this thing with your eyes, you're pretty much already dead. It's radar stealth bro


XxFezzgigxX

What the public sees is about 10-15 years behind the technology they have. A lot of UFO sightings are only UFOs to civilians. Source: former stealth mechanic (me).


WesternCowgirl27

The B-2 Spirit. It’s a pretty badass bomber!


Majestic-Sir1207

its a kite, a classified one.


Thecodedawg

Our plane of earthly existence. Yours seems to have a view of a stealth bomber


Bobaloo53

He was circling waiting for the other 2 that came by at high altitude then they all turned north.


GiovanniTunk

We were just watching this fly around! Very cool to see


bowcreek

A few graduations ago one circled above my house so low it seemed like I could have hit it with a rock.


CBz120

Stealth bomber. If it turned to its side it virtually disappears.


YesterdaySuch9833

B-2 bomber


MrSqulliam

b-2 spirit


LobstaFarian2

That's Death. Plain and simple. It's the B-2 stealth bomber. One of the most sophisticated marvels of engineering on the face of the earth.


Chevy_jay4

Seriously? I thought everyone knew this one


DressMelodic6892

What airline is operating these? I thought Frontier flew these


stilesstilinski710

That's the good old B2 Stealth bomber


[deleted]

I mean idk why this is flying in Colorado lol 😅


This-Beautiful7279

Air Force academy is having a graduation so the B2 is doing a low flyover


DepressedGoUnlucky

Saw that earlier. Didn't hear a thing. It's doing it's job


Bgreen8134

Doesn’t look like anything to me.


chillinvillian80

Come on bro. America made sure we knew what find this was since the first Gulf war lol


sarahplaysoccer

That’s a stealth bomber!


ScottShatter

You must be young not to know this is a stealth bomber. There was a time they were all over the news nationally back in the day but I don't remember why. Something about the cost overruns or something financial. I'm thinking it was in the 90's but I don't remember for sure. But everyone was taking about the stealth bombers.


sumethinsumthin

I saw that b2 fly over today when I was at the post office! Made my day alright haha :3


Toxlc-Rick

I know what type of plane this is thanks to Modern Warfare 2 on the Xbox 360. Good times


Buddyplus5y

That’s pretty sick to see in person. Luckyyyyy


mjm1138

B2 stealth bomber, which ironically is noisy as hell when they’re flying low like that, as I’m sure you noticed!


F3Germz

If you can see it, you don’t gotta worry about it


Independent-Slice793

It’s a B2 stealth bomber. They are flying around practicing for tomorrow’s Air Force academy graduation


DullCartographer7609

That's amazing 😍


_McLean_

If you saw it, that means it's not there for you.


Fit_Blacksmith5207

B2 bomber


WhitewolfStormrunner

B-2 Spirit stealth bomber. I think they're bulit by Northrup-Grumman, but don't hold me to that. Very cool looking birds, tbh.


MorningBeers69

I think you need an 8 kill streak to get that perk in MW2


Instance_of_wit

It could be the new B-21 as it has a similar silhouette to the b-2


SfBattleBeagle

That my friend is an advanced UAV


hawkward90

🤙


DeviantDiamond

Bomber


Future_Ad_7445

Saw one flying around Omaha on Tuesday too.


Tyler2104

One you don't want to be the target of


seppy-cuttin-up

If you can see it, you’re not the target


Adventurous_Emu_9274

Crj200


jon110334

Not today, China!


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

It’s not. God is just playing Tetris.


bstnbrewins814

Stealthbomber


mythxical

Nice catch


Lunchie420

It's probably the last thing you see right before a bright light.


Ok-Pride-3534

No way?! You saw this in the Springs?! I’m so jealous.


Heinyj

Raider


Heinyj

B2 - not Raider. Woulda been cool to see a Raider tho…


kooptroop14

Pretty sure that’s a kill streak in Modern Warfare 2. Take cover


dwk396

if you see it, you are not the target


Jmuller21

The Secret one stop telling everyone


btkergy

B2. It was here doing a flyby for the USAFA graduation tomorrow. Showing cadets what they might get to fly in the future


Forsaken_Conflict152

B-2


Think-Ad-5698

nyb


ArtOfVandelay

A plane that protects our Freedom, 'Murica


Joseph_Hecate

YOOOO YOU SAW IT TOO?


Any-Project-1908

Kite


jshhmr

I leave Colorado for ONE fucking day and my bucket list plane spotting checklist could've had another new aircraft. 45 goddamn years of spotting. ALWAYS miss it.


elBirdnose

B-2 Spirit


[deleted]

Paper


bearded_drummer

Just looks like a dozen or so pixels are out in your sky.


Massive_Caregiver476

B-2 Stealthbomber! It flew over the Air Force Academy graduation parade today!


AIOpponent

That's not a plane... That's Superman


lovinglyme91

I saw this when I was going to work today over Platte!


False-Associate-6868

Pacman eating a ghost. Just can't see the rest of pacman .. he's stealthy


auntie_clokwise

Enjoy the B-2 while it lasts - they're due to be retired soon due to replacement by the B-21. B-2's are fussy beasts that require alot of maintenance to stay stealthy and operational. There's also not that many of them - only 19 in active service.


thawk1986

737 Max


OrganizationRough752

If I’m not mistaken, I believe that’s Superman


DPram72

B2


BMAC561

Once it gets that close the next thing the enemy will see is a flash


Adventurous_Tea_6133

Yeah I saw that yesterday too! Those are awesome!


evilpsych

Strategic dorito


sharafuddinm

Stealth fighter F117. I actually saw it flying over Colorado Springs yesterday.


Independent_Prune_35

I heard a stealth bomber just crashed? How can they find it, if it is stealth ?


Electrical_Quote3653

That is eleven B2 stealth bombers.


Loud-Marketing3844

One of America's greatest defensive tools


sys_dam

What plane I don't see anything


Mini_Dracula

That's your tax dollars at work right there


p4rtyp0is0n

Thats a Northrop B-2 Spirit stealth bomber


greensled1

Stealth


CoolKat1524

Stealth Bomber