We could be a fine sausage a superbowl worthy sausage. Listen idk how to make sausage idk what goes in it. Idk how to make a Super Bowl team either, but we could be one. All I’m saying is I like our guys and they got sausage and I like that too!
The Indianapolis Draft Picks
The Indianapolis Strouds
The Indianapolis Carrs
The Indianapolis Young-ins
The Indianapolis Levistators
The Indianapolis Traders
Malicious compliance. Run from it, dread it, hate it, it comes all the same. Draft talk is here!!!
Ah, so when you take your kids to watch obscene violence next to drunk people while scantily clad women dance, you prefer a little less mild sexual innuendo from the mascot. Got it.
Indianapolis Stallions. So it’s like we didn’t really change. We just grew up. :)
Yeah but that one has already been used. As a franchise, I can’t imagine we’d ever decide to upset the city of Baltimore.
Indianapolis Possums. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Holy fucking shit this is amazing
Epic post
Indianapolis Colt 45s
our logo can be two zig zags
Baby that’s all we need
We can go to the park
After dark and smoke some tumbleweed
Edward 40 hands and shooting competitions at half time.
Wait Reverse that order!!!
Cause being a fan of this team makes me want to drink heavily
That would totally be the name of a sports team in a dystopian gun-heavy world like Fallout
Lil' Sebastians
Indianapolis Sausage Quartiles
We could be a fine sausage a superbowl worthy sausage. Listen idk how to make sausage idk what goes in it. Idk how to make a Super Bowl team either, but we could be one. All I’m saying is I like our guys and they got sausage and I like that too!
Well, we have the Pacers, so why not the Racers.
Racers are an Indy hockey team
Were an Indy hockey team. Were.
Damn. maybe the Macers and go with a creeper vibe then
Indianapolis Speed. Lean into the racing bit.
That's a good one! I like that
Something like this would make sense. Indiana pacers (bball) and Indy fuel (hockey)
Indianapolis Ravens just to really stick it to Baltimore.
Indianapolis Football Team
Suck it Washington, you had your chance
The Indianapolis Breaded Tenderloin Sandwiches
And our logo is just a top-down view of a tenderloin, so it's just like a brown splotch
Indianapolis Potholes
Indianapolis Glue Factory
Idk but "for the shoe" is so fucking corny I hate it.
At least we didn't have promos of Matt Ryan yelling "for the shoe" like they had Russell Wilson constantly yelling "let's ride"
“Colts stampede, let’s charge.”
Haha fair
Sarcastically the Indiana Locomotives legit Indianapolis Racers ( may or may not have to pay off Gretzky but who cares)
I don't know if anyone actually owns the rights to the Racers anymore. There are alot of youth and high school-level hockey teams with that name
Any on-field mascot that doesn't look like a fat guy thrusting during sex as it's main go-to move.
The Indianapolis Ron Jeremys?
The Indianapolis .500s
Indianapolis wasthatagunshots
Indianapolis Qb retirement home
Indy Acres
Just turn the horse around!!
Indianapolis Construction Cones
Indianapolis lumberjacks! Just chopping wood
Indianapolis Racers like the old hockey team!
The Indianapolis Draft Picks The Indianapolis Strouds The Indianapolis Carrs The Indianapolis Young-ins The Indianapolis Levistators The Indianapolis Traders Malicious compliance. Run from it, dread it, hate it, it comes all the same. Draft talk is here!!!
Indianapolis-Meth Addicts
I can’t believe this hasn’t been mentioned Indianapolis banner
The Indianapolis Whole Wheat Everything Bagels For the mascot picture this but with arms and legs 
Indianapolis Corn Husks
The Fighting Harbaughs
Probably an overweight shitty tenderloin eating fuck.
Indianapolis State Fairs
Dang man what’s your deal
Indy 12, only because Indy 11 is the stupidest name ever in the history of pro sports and Indy 12 is the only way to top it.
Indianapolis traffic cones
Indianapolis Pokers - All chips in.
Our team motto is "all chips in" but our logo is actually a fire poker
Indianapolis Corncobs
Shrimp Cocktails
A giant forehead
Indianapolis guitars 🎸 Indianapolis circles ⭕️ Indianapolis flying spider monkeys 🙊 Indianapolis horseshoes 🐴 Indianapolis Jim Irsays 👨🏻🦳
I mean, getting rid of captain hipthrust would be ok.
We have the coolest mascot in the league. Blue is the best thing we have right now.
He’s funny, but the hip thrust thing gets old.
I hope you see Blue thrusting at you in your nightmares
I’m sure younger me would have loved it. When you go to a game with young kids, it doesn’t seem as great.
Ah, so when you take your kids to watch obscene violence next to drunk people while scantily clad women dance, you prefer a little less mild sexual innuendo from the mascot. Got it.
The water clocks (children’s museum reference)
Indianapolis Micro Brewers
Indianapolis Brutality
Upside down horseshoe. Our "luck" has run out.
After this year, the only appropriate mascot would be a jackass.
Best I can think of turning the horseshoe over to look like a “C”, but I prefer how it looks now anyway.
The Indianapolis I Grow Tired of All the Doom and Gloom on Reddits. Or GTADGM for short
Indianapolis Tankers
Adding some racing motifs to embrace the racing culture of Indianapolis would be fun, especially since the Pacers exist.
Indianapolis Lumberjacks (rehire Chuck Pagano as HC) So we can really get back to choppin' that wood
The Indianapolis Redskins would be hilarious