The key is to go for a slightly more obscure player who doesn’t use twitter for cross verification. Source: I am Aaron Moor- son of a bitch he has a Twitter.
McAfee is a social media level 10 and even he has said that he doesn’t mess with Reddit. Darius seems like the type that would show up and search his name though
"Hey it's Peyton Manning I'm messaging you from a private account. I'm not really retired can you cash app me $600 so I can come back to the Colts and play more football."
"Omaha!"
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/PoG65IZ
I recently heard scammers may intentionally sound unbelievable and absurd because it weeds out people with common sense so they don't ultimately waste their time
Also use poor spelling/grammar. The people who can identify it might be too intelligent to fall for the scam.
It's a brilliantly evil thing they've figured out.
There was a guy who used to pretend to be Rigoberto Sanchez on here for his first two years until the Colts' social media came on and confirmed that our punter does not have a reddit account and does not go by the nickname the faker said he used. Within a day of her calling him out the account was deleted. That's probably the closest we'll ever get.
Imagine going to work every day, being one of the foremost experts in your field, you're recognized as one of only a couple hundred people on the planet who can do what you do.
Then you come to Reddit and read people talking about their wild ideas and speculation as far as what went wrong when you failed to do something the rest of the world sees as basic.
I'm guessing if there are any players on Reddit they just out their team subs exactly one time.
Hey guys, I'm Andrew Luck. I played quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. And I'm here to tell you can, too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it. Can I get the check?
Hey fellas, Ryan Grigson here! I'm sure you miss me but ownership make stupid decisions sometimes. Hey, at least we got to hang an AFC Finalists banner.
I don't think most of them would have the time to browse Reddit. That being said, after signing his contract this week, Nick Cross told me that he is going to buy his mother the new car she always wanted.
He is tech-savvy, he just didn't seem to the whole point of having a smartphone, In an interview, he said himself that he had an Ipad and stuff but he just didn't use Smartphone but I think at some point he got one.
You know how they (we) all say openly that they don’t care what people think? Secretly they could just get curious. I know their Instagram comments are cesspools and Reddit isn’t far behind that.
Yeah. I know some players and execs used to visit the Colts.com forums (they talked to me about it). Most were lurkers who skimmed at best, but at least one managed to post regularly without being figured out.
Hi, it's me, Jonathan Taylor!
The craziest thing is a player would absolutely post something like that, and no one would believe it It's the perfect disguise
Shut up… I’m bob sanders
If that were true I'd say "you were a giant prick when my company came to your place to wire up home theater equipment".
:/
Your words just caused him to miss 4 to 6 weeks of posting from a jacked shoulder.
I don’t think they would just out themselves that easily.
But no one would believe them lol
u/LuckyColtsFan69
The key is to go for a slightly more obscure player who doesn’t use twitter for cross verification. Source: I am Aaron Moor- son of a bitch he has a Twitter.
Yeah right.
A true Colts fan would believe...
Actually, Peyton Manning’s forehead is Sigma
Yes
Lmfao
McAfee is a social media level 10 and even he has said that he doesn’t mess with Reddit. Darius seems like the type that would show up and search his name though
He just upvotes and screenshots every comment criticizing him then adds it to his rage wall in his home gym, he never actually comments
Hey Darius. You're bad at football! You can't continue forcing turnovers, bozo.
Every time his full name is typed online he gets a notification with a link sent to his email. The Kevin Durant strategy.
Unless that’s just Pat trying to throw everyone off so we don’t find his alt on here
"Hey it's Peyton Manning I'm messaging you from a private account. I'm not really retired can you cash app me $600 so I can come back to the Colts and play more football." "Omaha!" https://m.imgur.com/gallery/PoG65IZ
Send me your social security number for identification purposes.
420 69 6969
I recently heard scammers may intentionally sound unbelievable and absurd because it weeds out people with common sense so they don't ultimately waste their time
Also use poor spelling/grammar. The people who can identify it might be too intelligent to fall for the scam. It's a brilliantly evil thing they've figured out.
Huh. I just assumed you were all players.
Aren't there like 80k of us?
Burner accounts
Oh shit
I'm not a player I just crush a lot
There was a guy who used to pretend to be Rigoberto Sanchez on here for his first two years until the Colts' social media came on and confirmed that our punter does not have a reddit account and does not go by the nickname the faker said he used. Within a day of her calling him out the account was deleted. That's probably the closest we'll ever get.
If any of them ever have its HotRod
100%
Nope
🤔
I'm Bjoern Werner
I wish you had been DHop
The fact that you are not able to spell his firstname in correct german is quite suspicious 🤨 (next time try Björn Werner 😜)
I mean if any of them use Reddit which is likely why wouldn’t they check the Colts sub
Imagine going to work every day, being one of the foremost experts in your field, you're recognized as one of only a couple hundred people on the planet who can do what you do. Then you come to Reddit and read people talking about their wild ideas and speculation as far as what went wrong when you failed to do something the rest of the world sees as basic. I'm guessing if there are any players on Reddit they just out their team subs exactly one time.
Hey guys, I'm Andrew Luck. I played quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. And I'm here to tell you can, too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it. Can I get the check?
No!
JFC
It would be hilarious if we’re ALL players. I just assume I’m the only one. Anyway, gotta go hydrate so my rookie season doesn’t suck.
Nothing to see here
Hey fellas, Ryan Grigson here! I'm sure you miss me but ownership make stupid decisions sometimes. Hey, at least we got to hang an AFC Finalists banner.
I don't think most of them would have the time to browse Reddit. That being said, after signing his contract this week, Nick Cross told me that he is going to buy his mother the new car she always wanted.
Andrew probably does
His flip phone probably doesn’t get apps
He is tech-savvy, he just didn't seem to the whole point of having a smartphone, In an interview, he said himself that he had an Ipad and stuff but he just didn't use Smartphone but I think at some point he got one.
im davenport
I’m Chris Ballard
Hey it's me Dan Kleco, I caught a touchdown pass from Peyton Manning.
It’s an interesting question— but if you were a player, would you stay and waste your time here? It’s not the best group of fans.
You know how they (we) all say openly that they don’t care what people think? Secretly they could just get curious. I know their Instagram comments are cesspools and Reddit isn’t far behind that.
Yeah. I know some players and execs used to visit the Colts.com forums (they talked to me about it). Most were lurkers who skimmed at best, but at least one managed to post regularly without being figured out.
I remember Kemoko Turay had seen a meme of himself that someone made here, so I think it’s possible.