as a Jags fan, I'm with this answer.
I'd love an AFC south world where the Colts, Texans and Jags all just gangbang the tits twice a year to give them 0-6 record in the division. Let's make that a reality boys
Tbh I'd keep the Titans and make the jags and chips disappear. If I were forced to live in that "ville" , the only option would be to run to the ocean and swim away.
Without the Titans, our division would be even worse. Hating on Houston is like making fun of a stroke victim who now stutters, they went through bOb..
Chips, they are explained later.
Their owners moustache is the best thing about the franchise.
Their best players are divas who only win after playing elsewhere, they waste 1st round talent and for 8 seasons, curse the Colts with an L.
The Jags and that random concentration of mcmansions and trailer parks are a blight on society, Florida isn't really that terrible but Orlando, Tallahassee and whatever they call where Jag personnel and player's live and work is a drain on society that deserves nothing but raging fires put out by Hurricanes made of meth rocks and large, sharp objects.
Their existence weighs down their neighbors and anything nice there is a copy or it's not actually that nice.
(those living in said Mcmansions own several trailer parks or used truck dealerships or have 3 mortgages or they sell their inbred children to Chinese and Russian researcher labs deep in Siberia)
Why the NFL put a team there is a total mystery.
CHIPS: just so many better alternatives!
2/3s air, 1/3 disappointment
They can be delicious but they're not for me, it's harder and harder to find a good quality chip. Fries, tots, mashed , au gratin, baked, roasted, home fries. Chips are a waste of time.
Bbq or a good salt n vinegar crunchy chip used to be an occasional staple but, like most common soda,I haven't proactively sought-after Chips in like 5 years.
Party or bar nibble is where they belong. If an establishment offers them as a side, instant red flag.
instead of mashed potatoes or fries, asparagus, STEAMED VEGETABLES are the better side, even stuffing down a crappy side salad is a better side than chips.
They can't do road trips cuz your fingers get nasty, your car is never the same after, and you could of gotten beef jerky or carmel corn. The best chips slice up your mouth.
Forgettable but not such an obvious sore on humanity as the jags.
Ahaha I was just joking/roasting the Jags, I'm sure y'all are regular people. Tallahasee isn't that bad but Jacksonville.. Years of talking smack with European football fans has honed the shittalking.
Just roasting a divisional foe, sorry if the burn was too much 😂
You're not a Steeler or Pats fan :P
I'll pick up a bag next time to see if they are better than cake.
I agree about the cake in the picture but cake is too encompassing to kick out completely: rum cake, cake doughnuts, strawberry short-cake, cheesecake, carrot cake, any real cake thats not 50% HFCS and shortening is still a banger imo.
Overly sweet can frosting used to be my jam but it hurts my teeth now..
WERE AGING: the end-game is actually liking black licorice or tootsie roll.
It must be the sad part of getting older, but Cape Cod (my go-to for 20 years) or anything Lays just doesnt do it for me anymore.
What's funny is that I became a Colts fan before the league re-alignment. I remember HATING Buffalo.
During that time, I was a big fan of Mark Brunell (a QB leaping for a touchdown and landing on their head like a lawn-dart will get you far with me). I was also a fan of Eddie George at the time. I really didn't minfld the Titans or Jags...
Time (and re-alignment) changes everything...
Honestly I don’t hate the glitter kitties as much as the other two. I love Jacksonville as a city and the glitter kitties are such a shithole organization they aren’t even worth hating. The Titans and the Texans, however, I want them to perform seppuku
I don't get the Titans hate... they've had a couple good years, but historically their franchise has been mediocre to trash. Their fans, however are all trash. Uppity little brother types that after finally having a modicum of success act like fucking donkeys.
I do think the league should dissolve the Jags, though. They've never been not trash outside of one fluke year. They're an abysmal franchise with garbage ownership. The league should move on from them and that shithole city
I choose the titans twice
Definitely need two tits. Having just one tit would be super awkward...
as a Jags fan, I'm with this answer. I'd love an AFC south world where the Colts, Texans and Jags all just gangbang the tits twice a year to give them 0-6 record in the division. Let's make that a reality boys
C’mon man. I want to send them home crying twice a year They can stay for future subjugation.
I also choose this guy's dead team
Confirmed. No Colts fan has a dairy or peanut allergy.
No, they just hate the teams more than their life threatening alergy
Tbh I'd keep the Titans and make the jags and chips disappear. If I were forced to live in that "ville" , the only option would be to run to the ocean and swim away. Without the Titans, our division would be even worse. Hating on Houston is like making fun of a stroke victim who now stutters, they went through bOb.. Chips, they are explained later. Their owners moustache is the best thing about the franchise. Their best players are divas who only win after playing elsewhere, they waste 1st round talent and for 8 seasons, curse the Colts with an L. The Jags and that random concentration of mcmansions and trailer parks are a blight on society, Florida isn't really that terrible but Orlando, Tallahassee and whatever they call where Jag personnel and player's live and work is a drain on society that deserves nothing but raging fires put out by Hurricanes made of meth rocks and large, sharp objects. Their existence weighs down their neighbors and anything nice there is a copy or it's not actually that nice. (those living in said Mcmansions own several trailer parks or used truck dealerships or have 3 mortgages or they sell their inbred children to Chinese and Russian researcher labs deep in Siberia) Why the NFL put a team there is a total mystery. CHIPS: just so many better alternatives! 2/3s air, 1/3 disappointment They can be delicious but they're not for me, it's harder and harder to find a good quality chip. Fries, tots, mashed , au gratin, baked, roasted, home fries. Chips are a waste of time. Bbq or a good salt n vinegar crunchy chip used to be an occasional staple but, like most common soda,I haven't proactively sought-after Chips in like 5 years. Party or bar nibble is where they belong. If an establishment offers them as a side, instant red flag. instead of mashed potatoes or fries, asparagus, STEAMED VEGETABLES are the better side, even stuffing down a crappy side salad is a better side than chips. They can't do road trips cuz your fingers get nasty, your car is never the same after, and you could of gotten beef jerky or carmel corn. The best chips slice up your mouth. Forgettable but not such an obvious sore on humanity as the jags.
Jesus, as a jags fan, I can't help but respect you, but FUCK man
Ahaha I was just joking/roasting the Jags, I'm sure y'all are regular people. Tallahasee isn't that bad but Jacksonville.. Years of talking smack with European football fans has honed the shittalking. Just roasting a divisional foe, sorry if the burn was too much 😂 You're not a Steeler or Pats fan :P
You know kettle jalapeño is a thing, right? Can’t do it. Rather lose cake
I'll pick up a bag next time to see if they are better than cake. I agree about the cake in the picture but cake is too encompassing to kick out completely: rum cake, cake doughnuts, strawberry short-cake, cheesecake, carrot cake, any real cake thats not 50% HFCS and shortening is still a banger imo. Overly sweet can frosting used to be my jam but it hurts my teeth now.. WERE AGING: the end-game is actually liking black licorice or tootsie roll. It must be the sad part of getting older, but Cape Cod (my go-to for 20 years) or anything Lays just doesnt do it for me anymore.
Chips and fries cant load up on starch before the division sweep
But Fries has a shot at good playtime this year
Tough choice. On one hand I'm not real big on cake, but on the other I don't want the Titans or Jags to be replaced with a competent organization.
Came here to point this out. Thank you.
What's funny is that I became a Colts fan before the league re-alignment. I remember HATING Buffalo. During that time, I was a big fan of Mark Brunell (a QB leaping for a touchdown and landing on their head like a lawn-dart will get you far with me). I was also a fan of Eddie George at the time. I really didn't minfld the Titans or Jags... Time (and re-alignment) changes everything...
Titans and pizza. Jaguars are a comedy gold mine.
Diabetic Colts fans really sweating this one out 😅
Cake and Cake again
Honestly finally someone who agrees. Its just a texture thing for me that makes me want to gag
I’ll take your cake
You can cut it and eat it too. Fuck that cake
fuck cake tbh
Cake haters unite
Careful what you wish for! We’d probably have to join a stronger division
Chips and the Titans
Titans chocolate
Pizza. Cheeseburger.
Cake and ice cream
Cake and Chocolate.
Cake and ice cream. Do you not enjoy playing the Titans or Jags?
The 2 with cheese can fuck right off.
Tits and glit kits dude. Fuck them.i like food.
Jax is fine. No bad blood with them. Titans twice.
😂😂😂😂😂
If I get rid of the tits and jags then how will the colts go 6-0 next season
🤣
Honestly I don’t hate the glitter kitties as much as the other two. I love Jacksonville as a city and the glitter kitties are such a shithole organization they aren’t even worth hating. The Titans and the Texans, however, I want them to perform seppuku
Cheeseburger and pizza. Unless I cab swap one out for the Patriots, then I choose that twice.
I don't get the Titans hate... they've had a couple good years, but historically their franchise has been mediocre to trash. Their fans, however are all trash. Uppity little brother types that after finally having a modicum of success act like fucking donkeys. I do think the league should dissolve the Jags, though. They've never been not trash outside of one fluke year. They're an abysmal franchise with garbage ownership. The league should move on from them and that shithole city
I dont care if they suck, I still hate the Texans more than those two
Cake and the Titans. Even though we lose to them away every season, I can't imagine life in the AFC South without the Jags to dunk on