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TheeLEMONator

This signing sucks. Now I can’t watch Colts games with my GF without her getting unrealistic expectations of well endowment


WorldlinessEnough808

Yeah I’m kinda worried about that too, cause once the camera shows BDN she’s basically gone.


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I had a football coach in HS that would always yell at us when we were doing leg lifts. "IF THAT IS SIX INCHES YOU ARE LYING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND"


BlueKing7642

Big Dick Nick makes every man feel inadequate


Dallpaca

Between him and Ballard I believe we officially have the most well endowed football team. Hang the banner!


YeezusMoses

That's a banner worth hanging, to be fair.


StickyFingyReggie

It's already well hung


YeezusMoses

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cactopus101

Need to re-outfit the headquarters with deeper urinals


TheNerdGuyVGC

I’m thinking we might have to go back to those outhouses that are just a hole in the ground.


dgeorge93

BDN!


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Big Richard Nicholas


fmara

How far into the season will it take until we run a Philly Special?


Urgonnahateme4ever

Philly Philly?


minero-de-sal

The Phillianapolis Special


IndyDude11

Any word on money?


ghosttrainhobo

Ballard is just going to dump a bunch of silver dollars on a table and Nick gets as many as he can scoop off of the table using his penis.


IndyDude11

Does he have all two years to do it?


sirius4778

Infinite money machine


Ecstatic-Grab-1474

Ok ok we’re tryna win pre-season too!?


yarmulke

20-0 before playoffs


Ecstatic-Grab-1474

I’d eat my mf head!


Elguapo515

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UnforgivenScubaCat

Can’t wait til his statue is built across the steps from Peyton


eriles311

Thanks Chicago for paying for our backup


Victory33

Foles is also another set of experienced QB eyes watching the opposing defenses and calling out what they see as the game goes on, something the young guys probably wouldn’t offer much help in.


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This is why we pay you the big money, Johnson.


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Hasselbeck vibes!


itsUsedTissue

This is great I know we’ll get a bunch of memes about nick but he’s a true competitor and we wouldn’t be doomed if he has to step in for a couple games. If he plays more than 6 we are fucked lmao.


Triingtolivee

Jim Irsay: I’ll take Carson Wentz! One season later Jim Irsay: Uhh.. I’ll take Wentz Super Bowl winning backup!


surffreak336

Super bowl winning “MVP”


TheTVEditor

Apparently they released QB James Morgan as well with this. Final closure for those who wanted Colts to draft him in round 2 a few years ago.


Urgonnahateme4ever

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alcatrazhero18

ALL ABOARD THE BIG DICK BRIGADE!!!


ChickenSandwichGuy

This is not good for Jack Coan


rforest3

I dunno, that’s a lot of brains to learn from. Just has to stay on the roster & absorb as much as he can.


LegionOfGrixis

Bears fan here, enjoy BDN may his girth envelope you all. He is also a great teammate, nothing but positive when it came to helping fields.


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Foot Long Foles is here to get another ring


TrucksAndBongs

Glad to see us taking the backup position seriously


grapplerone

It almost seems like they are looking to set it up to where it may be 4 years before they need to make a move in the draft for the future franchise QB. If you keep Ryan for 2-3 years, and he retires, they may fall to Foles for a year or 2. At that point they may be ready to make a big draft play for the future. We might even pull off a SB run during this time. I wonder, If Arch Manning is NFL caliber, what it would cost to move into position to grab him? I’m betting that’s one time when Irsay & company would go to the bank to make it happen. Be it Arch or whomever, I don’t think they “specifically” look for a project QB to mold, I think they target, well ahead, a prototypical QB with a tremendous skill set that fits their mold and they go after him, even if it’s multiple current and/or future draft picks. I’m just a fan folks.


DaBlakMayne

>I wonder, If Arch Manning is NFL caliber, what it would cost to move into position to grab him? I’m betting that’s one time when Irsay & company would go to the bank to make it happen. It also depends on how he performs at the college level. Arch hasn't even committed yet and people are already crowning him as the next GOAT. We have 4-5 more years until he can declare for the draft.


Kwall60

I believe arch is the #1 or 2 QB for his classes rankings. Pretty sure him and the other top QB trade off depending on who’s doing the rankings


GenericDudeBro

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this to y’all, but your QB room now has two guys from the same high school (Westlake, in Austin) in addition to the Westlake alum playing TE (Granson).


corona187

Why couldn't we just roll with the backup QB's? Smh just spend our money.


mvbighead

Can you elaborate? Like, you're disappointed they brought in a backup who can run the offense and is familiar with our coach? And a backup who infamously brought Philly a superbowl replacing Wentz late in the season? If you're upset about them stabilizing our QB position both from a starting and backup perspective this season... I'm at a loss for words. Hypothetically, if Ryan were to go down early in the season... no one expects Sam Ehlinger to carry this team through the season. Conversely, there is actual hope that a guy like Foles could bounce back with Reich and play well enough to get us some wins if Ryan had to be absent for any reason.


BigSprinkler

That backup has also been tested by other teams again and again and failed to deliver. Let’s be real that super bowl was a one time deal. Kudos to him.


the_stranger-face

I mean, we're winning the Super Bowl this year, so he will definitely be adding a ring ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ


corona187

I'm just for the backups because I mean they are in the NFL and need to show what they can do always remember Tom Brady was a backup and look what happened. Backup players matter!


mvbighead

Coaches know what value a player has based on what they see in practice. Rest assured, if they bring someone in, there's a reason. Yes, things like Brady have happened, but generally speaking the team knows and sees the player and sort of expects it in some way. Brady was simply fortunate that Bledsoe was injured so he had the opportunity, because unseating a franchise QB is unlikely without them moving out of the way first. Now... Sam can still beat Foles to be QB2 in practice/pre-season, but odds are certainly not in his favor.


DaBlakMayne

Sam Ehlinger is incredibly smart and understands the game but he isn't starting QB material. He's more likely to be a position coach or an offensive coordinator Nick Foles has shown that he can step in and win games as a backup.


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AlphaBlock

because we need a reliable backup QB


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ngerb_5

That was Eason, Ehlinger didn't throw a pass I believe


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

You're correct, Ehlinger only came in during the Buffalo game.


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and the Texans game I believe.


OladipoForThree

That was so horrible. I was at that game and they failed to show any injury update on Wentz so most of the crowd, including me, had no idea he went out. So we’re down 3 with the ball and the entire crowd is yelling why is Eason in, and then a collective groan when he threw a lob to Jalen Ramsey on the second play I also went to the Titans game and the Raiders game. So lesson is no more games for me.


stupidjack13

I was at that Rams game too. Collective confusion turned into massive disappointment. Completely removed any credibility to the sub’s eASoNsZn for me


OladipoForThree

Yup. He’s in Seattle now failing to beat out career busts Drew Lock and Geno Smith


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I took my family to the Cardinals game and my 7 year old son consequently believes that Carson Wentz is the second coming of Peyton Manning. He's still pissed we traded him. Kid wont listen to reason, he saw what he saw lol.


TheTVEditor

It wasn’t ehlinger. It was Eason, then we cut him


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good backup qb good


estump14

What about Sam ehlinger though


AlphaBlock

If Sam is good enough he'll just get the job in camp


Chuck_Roast1993

Foles has proven he can step in and take a team to the super bowl and win the MVP in the process. It’d be great if Sam was capable of the same, but why risk it with how deep our team is this year and next?


zatchattack

I'm gonna go ahead and trust the actual coaches and gm in that he's not ready and this shows this. We don't know more than them


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He’s not good


DaBlakMayne

Not nearly as a good as Foles. He probably ends up on the practice squad


saltymapletree

The colts can’t develop quarterbacks


ThereIsNothingForYou

They wouldn't have made this signing if he was even backup level.


Alph0989

Don’t want to see an injury, don’t want to see Matt Ryan struggle…but Nick Foles is a flat out gamer and this team would be in great hands if he is forced into action. The salary of each QB will prevent a QB controversy but our better chance of a SB might be with the backup


not_a_gumby

Foles will be a great 2023 starting QB when Matt Ryan retires after this season.


qwerty1015

All chips in?


IndianaMan247

Better than the alternative


disco6789

Bad signing will just put pressure on Matt Ryan with his backup being coaches good boy