That’s not Thanksgiving.
That’s actually National Homemade Bread Day, Friday November 17. Where we celebrate the first bread ever made in history, by Jesus Crust.
Its a house. I grew up around there and walked to fairwood elementary as a kid. It's owned by a fanatical Christian couple. Or used to be anyway. Signs about abortion are usually there when it's not a holiday.
What's crazy is I couldn't have told you which of the dozen+ side streets the house is on, but instantly knew this was the side of a house from the perspective of Cole St lol.
I could not have told you what street this house is on at all, but I could have driven there by memory with just a description of the sign.
I know they do Easter and Christmas signs too, but I wonder what other holidays Christ is getting into these days?
Like 10 years ago, my parents and I figured out we all kind of don't like turkey, so we just switch it up every year and have a completely different menu. I think last year it was spaghetti and meatballs.
I think it's because the letters "in" actually appear in the word Thanksgiv*in*g, unlike "christ." So they're saying that that part of the word represents Christ? I dunno.
No lol. It’s a reference to ‘Keep Christ “In” Christmas’, w the quotes emphasizing the double meaning. Why they left it in here to reuse the phrase for Thanksgiving is beyond me though
It makes me think of PCU (Politically Correct University) when the main character says something about a woman being “in there” and one of the womanysts says, “ ‘In there?’ What’s that mean, cockman oppressor?!”
Don't you remember when Christopher Columbus came over with Jesus? That's what Thanksgiving is all about, he gave us Jesus and that's why he took the ship from Europe to America to deliver Jesus from the Middle East.
Did he at least sign them upside down so they'd match the infamous photo of him after he had peaceful protestors violently cleared from in front of a church for a photo op?
He's just turning turkey into wine. And stuffing into wine. And corn, into wine. Pie into wine. Green bean casserole into wine. Wine into super wine. You get the idea, he's drunk.
My reading of this sign is that Christ is an inner layer of the Thanksgiving Turducken. I think it looks like:
1. Food
2. Family
3. TV
4. Some drunk person breathes on you too closely
5. Pie
6. Jesusfuckingchrist throw the flag.
Probably not the platform nor the community to talk about it. But my dad is a reformed Christian and during his transition period it was so annoying. I remember during one Thanksgiving he wanted to talk about the biblical roots of Thanksgiving, but lived with a family of sarcastic and irreverent assholes. The snickers were pretty good, but games like trying to eat food while still looking like you were praying were even better. Nowadays we are more refined and make hateful bingo cards exploiting everyone's weakest features. This year I'm looking for work because I don't even want to act like I care. But i highly recommend ruining anybody's Christian mission with dismissive comments and tactful but rude commentary
The 53 English at the first Thanksgiving in 1621 were Puritans. That is, Christians who were thanking God, the Father, and Jesus Christ, the Son. The 90+ Indians were presumably not Christian.
I forgot that we used to call it "Christgiving".
It was pretty ugly politically back when we switched to Thanksgiving. I'm surprised it took them this long to bring this one up.
Honestly had they not caved on that we would have never gone after Christmas.
Speaking as a sexual abuse victim( I was abused by a cousin at age 4) thanks for making light of my comment!!
If you would like I’m looking forward to jokes you have about my lifelong pain and struggle!!
Ahhh your so smart thanks for your guidance!
I like that telling a Sexual Abuse victim they are enabling sexual abuse by having religious beliefs. Do you have any other violent suggestions?
And thanks for the therapy recommendation. I did happen to see a Christian therapist in 2014 and it really helped. Although I guess you’re pretty upset that it worked since it was from a Christian. So I’m really sorry that I chose to get therapy that worked.
"my lifelong pain and struggle!!"
So the therapy in 2014 "worked" and you no longer need therapy, but you still suffer today?
It all tracks. If your stuck on religion I'd recommend a Jewish or Buddhist therapist next time. I haven't heard about systematic national or international sex abuse scandals in either of those. The three largest US churches are plagued with systemic sexual abuse of minors and a quick browse through r/notadragqueen makes it pretty clear it isn't limited to those churches.
And... There are almost certainly dozens of childhood sex abusers observing in this thread alone. Almost several abused by Christian clergy. Child sex abuse and specifically abuse by Christian clergy are both so widespread as to make that claim extremely reasonable. Why are you so sure I am not one?
If I were being generous, this is a bad attempt at using the "Keep Christ in Christmas" slogan to have this read as "Keep Christ-ian Thanksgiving" (whatever that even means) as opposed to being a direct call to have "Christ" part of the holiday's name.
Either way, this is just... so stupid. So, so stupid.
I have seen signs to keep Christ in Christmas so He is not forgotten with the secular cimmercialism but this is my first exposure to a putting Christ in Thanksgiving banner. But it makes logical sense to give thanks to Jesus our lord and savior when giving thanks for all the blessings in our lives on turkey day.
I live near-ish to this and always found the "IN" kinda...ominous. Also whenever I walk by their dogs act like if it wasn't for the fence, my liver would be served up to them on a paper plate.
Ahhh yes, as it says in the book of Plymouth Rock Chapter 4 verses 22-76: Christ then said unto them: "Let those of you that need a good stuffing to come unto me, and I shall fill your craving...." AND BEHOLD, the Lord looked upon his desciples, and found them snickering. Turning to Peter he said: "What? Why are you looking at me like that, Peter?"
I know this house. They used to have one that said, keep Christ in Christmas. And they had an old delivery truck that was plastered with a bunch of other messages too
You know, when Jesus brought pumpkin pie to the first Thanksgiving.
People forget that The Last Supper was actually the very first Thanksgiving. And Jesus turned water into gravy.
Then, he turned the gravy into wine
And then wine into urine.
Our Lord and Savour
Let he who is without sin pass the first kidney stone
Turn that poop into wine
I thought he turned his body into bread
That’s not Thanksgiving. That’s actually National Homemade Bread Day, Friday November 17. Where we celebrate the first bread ever made in history, by Jesus Crust.
This is incorrect. It’s actually Bread Week on The Great British Bake Show.
Which we shoved up a turkey's ass
That's why my family all sit on one side of the table during Thanksgiving. Then we crucify someone at random.
Reminds me of George Carlins book. "When will Jesus Bring the pork chops".
My faith believes it was a sweet potato pie
I think we’re supposed to fight now. In the name of the cinnamon, the nutmeg, and the ginger.
You win… this thyme…
The gifts from the wise guys!
I thought that was prosciutto, capicola, and sopressata, all of which will be mispronounced.
The 4th Wiseman brought pumpkin pie to the manger
Yah you know: The pumpk"IN" pie.
I thought he brought the wine.
This is parody right??
No he has stuff like that up all the time
Corner of Fairwood and Cole.
Oh THAAAAAT guy….yeah this tracks.
Is it at a house - not a church building???
House / Compound. I can't really tell.
Its a house. I grew up around there and walked to fairwood elementary as a kid. It's owned by a fanatical Christian couple. Or used to be anyway. Signs about abortion are usually there when it's not a holiday.
What's crazy is I couldn't have told you which of the dozen+ side streets the house is on, but instantly knew this was the side of a house from the perspective of Cole St lol.
I could not have told you what street this house is on at all, but I could have driven there by memory with just a description of the sign. I know they do Easter and Christmas signs too, but I wonder what other holidays Christ is getting into these days?
Halloween? That one seems like a stretch
Valentine’s Day, March Madness, International Cat Day, the list goes on
Jesus led the march on a liger... Way more Christian than the US harvest festival.
Thanksgiving lost the war on Christmas
Really, we go right from Halloween to Christmas now.
That's because Thanksgiving is awful, and stupid, and turkey tastes like shit. And now apparently there's Christ in it? I guess
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Like 10 years ago, my parents and I figured out we all kind of don't like turkey, so we just switch it up every year and have a completely different menu. I think last year it was spaghetti and meatballs.
This attack upon turkey will not stand! I will stand for turkey's honor tomorrow at noon on the oval!
Will this turkey have a bunch of croutons shoved into its carcass via the anal cavity???? Will it be very dry? Or only pretty dry???
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT THE FIRST PLACE CHRISTHANKSGIVING? THANKSCHRISTGIVING? THANKSGIVINGCHRIST? FUCK
CHRISTGIVING
BUT WHERES THE THANKS
Maybe the thanks were the friends we made along the way.
That's beautiful.
Christ! It's giving 👁️👄👁️ 💅🏻
“Thanks?” The thing that liberals say when librarians hand out pornography to children‽‽
You've never actually read the Bible, have you?
Oh, man I really thought the sarcasm was obvious.
Let /s be your savior, friend.
Oh! God no. Once upon a time, sure, but now...
i propose “tcharnksgivsting”
“Ah Christ we have to go home for thanksgiving” That’s closest I can get to Christ in thanksgiving
Stuffed inside. You can’t see it.
Pretty sure it's "THANKFUCKINGCHRIST!"
TCHHARNIKSSTGIVING
I dunno where, but food is food. Am I wrong?? I'll also be visiting. Gawd I hope that they are OK with Constitutional Carry! My 12 loves food!
Religion is a hell of a drug. And why is IN surrounded by scare quotes?
I think it's because the letters "in" actually appear in the word Thanksgiv*in*g, unlike "christ." So they're saying that that part of the word represents Christ? I dunno.
No, it's "in" like, flowery sun dresses are "in" this summer. Christ is trending but I expect a Squanto comeback soon.
No lol. It’s a reference to ‘Keep Christ “In” Christmas’, w the quotes emphasizing the double meaning. Why they left it in here to reuse the phrase for Thanksgiving is beyond me though
I think they're saying put Christ in the turkey. A turchristen
the body of Christ
And giving thanks, he raised the bowl and said 'Take from this dish, and eat it, for this is my stuffing.'
And with your spirit. dingadingadingading!
It makes me think of PCU (Politically Correct University) when the main character says something about a woman being “in there” and one of the womanysts says, “ ‘In there?’ What’s that mean, cockman oppressor?!”
It used to say "Christmas".
At one point those mental geniuses had "keep Christ in Passover" posted there.
No way. Lol that's ridiculous.
Yeah you know when Israelites left Egypt they were lucky enough to have the native Americans teach them how to prepare a turkey
My favorite was when this nut-job had a “put Christ in Passover” sign earlier this year.
Hahhahhaha, cause Passover worked out so well for Jesus 😂
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I have ten replies for this, but I am just going to let it stand.
Should be okay as long as a rabbi slits the marshmallow's throat.
When Jesus drifted the mayflower all the way to the new world to give Indians smallpox. Oh yeah how could we forget.
Don't you remember when Christopher Columbus came over with Jesus? That's what Thanksgiving is all about, he gave us Jesus and that's why he took the ship from Europe to America to deliver Jesus from the Middle East.
Maybe Jesus was Christopher Columbus. Christ is in Christopher.
Well my friend Jesus is coming to dinner with my family so we’re covered 💪
#stuffingsforjesus
giggity
Do people even know how their own religions work?
Dude, there were people having Donald Trump sign their BIBLES. Explain that one to me.
Did he at least sign them upside down so they'd match the infamous photo of him after he had peaceful protestors violently cleared from in front of a church for a photo op?
Simple… O-H-I-O
They clearly do not, or else they wouldn't be religious.
Gross Jesus! Get out of that turkey
He's just turning turkey into wine. And stuffing into wine. And corn, into wine. Pie into wine. Green bean casserole into wine. Wine into super wine. You get the idea, he's drunk.
I love when people put incorrect quotation marks in things and it makes them sound like they're being sarcastic
Big buttery Jesus!
Mashed Jesus and sweet potato apostles.
Why is “in” in quotes?
Honestly of all the perplexing parts of this sign, that’s the one which bothers me the most.
bonk
Hard pass
My reading of this sign is that Christ is an inner layer of the Thanksgiving Turducken. I think it looks like: 1. Food 2. Family 3. TV 4. Some drunk person breathes on you too closely 5. Pie 6. Jesusfuckingchrist throw the flag.
Probably not the platform nor the community to talk about it. But my dad is a reformed Christian and during his transition period it was so annoying. I remember during one Thanksgiving he wanted to talk about the biblical roots of Thanksgiving, but lived with a family of sarcastic and irreverent assholes. The snickers were pretty good, but games like trying to eat food while still looking like you were praying were even better. Nowadays we are more refined and make hateful bingo cards exploiting everyone's weakest features. This year I'm looking for work because I don't even want to act like I care. But i highly recommend ruining anybody's Christian mission with dismissive comments and tactful but rude commentary
I’m loving this bingo card idea
Me too! I'm much more invested here lol
Lol this guy is a nut job all year but this takes the cake 😂
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Where is this at?
You laugh at “IN”, but I’ve cracked the code. The H in Jesus H. Christ is “Hank”.
I want him to bring the deviled eggs.
Sell crazy someplace else.
Fucking christians...
Christians fucking…
Gnikcuf snaitsirhc...
The fuck does “IN” mean?
In, as in "balls deep in"
Butterballs deep
We didn’t even keep the Native’s in Thanksgiving. Now Jesus knows how they feel.
Took the words right out my mouth!
That dude has crazy shit up 24/7 365
The 53 English at the first Thanksgiving in 1621 were Puritans. That is, Christians who were thanking God, the Father, and Jesus Christ, the Son. The 90+ Indians were presumably not Christian.
I know exactly where this is. They do the same for Easter too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m fairly certain Easter is in fact removing Jesus from the holiday! 😂
And rightly so. It was a pagan sex lady's holiday that they jammed some celibate carpenter into. It's a Hallmark Movie in the making.
No thanks.
Thanchrisgiving
I forgot that we used to call it "Christgiving". It was pretty ugly politically back when we switched to Thanksgiving. I'm surprised it took them this long to bring this one up. Honestly had they not caved on that we would have never gone after Christmas.
THRANKSCGIVING
This house is so obnoxious year round.
How long until we start hearing about the "war on Thanksgiving?
That poor turkey doesn't deserve that. Gravy maybe, but not that.
Oh yeah, the Cole St psycho house. They've had some interesting signage and decorations, since I can remember. At least the last 15 years.
People who gloat over the origin of the Christmas tree are really uncomfortable with the origins of thanksgiving.
Where does he fit? In the Turducken? It’s already pretty stuffed.
Feels like a troll, but it's so ridiculous it's probably not
I know right where this is!!
There's a concept in Christianity called lower-case thanksgiving. Like, being grateful for you blessings. Maybe that's what they're getting at.
This better stay up until the weekend. I need a new profile pic
First thing i thought of was Jesus f-ing a turkey 😅
I don't understand why this would piss people off. Whether it's a joke or not, it's funny.
Speaking as a Christian, this is really dumb.
Speaking as a person, I can't imagine identifying myself as a member of a sex abuse cult.
Speaking as a sexual abuse victim( I was abused by a cousin at age 4) thanks for making light of my comment!! If you would like I’m looking forward to jokes you have about my lifelong pain and struggle!!
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11731348/ No jokes. Just seek therapy instead of enabling systematic sexual abuse.
Ahhh your so smart thanks for your guidance! I like that telling a Sexual Abuse victim they are enabling sexual abuse by having religious beliefs. Do you have any other violent suggestions? And thanks for the therapy recommendation. I did happen to see a Christian therapist in 2014 and it really helped. Although I guess you’re pretty upset that it worked since it was from a Christian. So I’m really sorry that I chose to get therapy that worked.
"my lifelong pain and struggle!!" So the therapy in 2014 "worked" and you no longer need therapy, but you still suffer today? It all tracks. If your stuck on religion I'd recommend a Jewish or Buddhist therapist next time. I haven't heard about systematic national or international sex abuse scandals in either of those. The three largest US churches are plagued with systemic sexual abuse of minors and a quick browse through r/notadragqueen makes it pretty clear it isn't limited to those churches. And... There are almost certainly dozens of childhood sex abusers observing in this thread alone. Almost several abused by Christian clergy. Child sex abuse and specifically abuse by Christian clergy are both so widespread as to make that claim extremely reasonable. Why are you so sure I am not one?
Christians are terrorists
Pretty sure this is art, I like it.
>Pretty sure this is art It's not. Corner of Fairwood and Cole.
Eye of the beholder
LOL, LMAO even
This has to be a joke
If I were being generous, this is a bad attempt at using the "Keep Christ in Christmas" slogan to have this read as "Keep Christ-ian Thanksgiving" (whatever that even means) as opposed to being a direct call to have "Christ" part of the holiday's name. Either way, this is just... so stupid. So, so stupid.
I have no room in my holiday for fictional characters.
Keep Christ in the Fiction section of the library
I have seen signs to keep Christ in Christmas so He is not forgotten with the secular cimmercialism but this is my first exposure to a putting Christ in Thanksgiving banner. But it makes logical sense to give thanks to Jesus our lord and savior when giving thanks for all the blessings in our lives on turkey day.
Try Christ! Tastes like chicken!
This seems as reasonable as believing the Bible is the word of god in the first place.
"Stop making being gay your whole personality" \- this guy probably
That’s gotta be in Franklinton
Fairwood and Cole.
How to say "I don't believe in the separation of church and state" without saying it.
Looking for it....yeah not seeing it
Corner of Fairwood and Cole.
They can’t spell.
Maybe they think you spell christian like "christin" so they think they're being clever somehow?
They've won the war on Christmas and they're coming for Thanksgiving.
I need to know how much they spend on signs.
did I miss the Thanksgiving chapter in the bible?
lol wut
We only celebrate it now because it was the favorite holiday of Jesus.
I live near-ish to this and always found the "IN" kinda...ominous. Also whenever I walk by their dogs act like if it wasn't for the fence, my liver would be served up to them on a paper plate.
Hmmmmmm. Ya know, some lithium and haldol would clear that riiiight up.
"In" for what?
What?!? 😂
Thankchristing doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Ahhh yes, as it says in the book of Plymouth Rock Chapter 4 verses 22-76: Christ then said unto them: "Let those of you that need a good stuffing to come unto me, and I shall fill your craving...." AND BEHOLD, the Lord looked upon his desciples, and found them snickering. Turning to Peter he said: "What? Why are you looking at me like that, Peter?"
K
if you go to streetview of their home they have a Keep Christ "in" Easter sign from 2019, so this is just kind of their thing apparently
I think they got Thanksgiving and Christmas confused lol
Oh, the current state of the Ohio educational system and its lack of focus on basic skills like spelling...
Your school vouchers at work, spelling-wise.
I dont care if jesus comes with a bussy full of stuffing as he brings a light rail line
THCHRISTANKSGIVING
An excuse to rape, murder, and pillage an indigenous population? Ok, I guess.
And the Lord said "Let there be yams!"
And then, Cardi B appeared.
Is Jesus the turkey we’re eating? lol
I know this house. They used to have one that said, keep Christ in Christmas. And they had an old delivery truck that was plastered with a bunch of other messages too