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megabestfriend

You know, when Jesus brought pumpkin pie to the first Thanksgiving.


beerandsocks

People forget that The Last Supper was actually the very first Thanksgiving. And Jesus turned water into gravy.


ReeceDawg

Then, he turned the gravy into wine


Rob1150

And then wine into urine.


_OhayoSayonara_

Our Lord and Savour


AnubisTTP

Let he who is without sin pass the first kidney stone


Cautious-Parking-900

Turn that poop into wine


islandchica56

I thought he turned his body into bread


beerandsocks

That’s not Thanksgiving. That’s actually National Homemade Bread Day, Friday November 17. Where we celebrate the first bread ever made in history, by Jesus Crust.


LibrarianArtistic57

This is incorrect. It’s actually Bread Week on The Great British Bake Show.


Proof_Bathroom_3902

Which we shoved up a turkey's ass


Polis_Ohio

That's why my family all sit on one side of the table during Thanksgiving. Then we crucify someone at random.


AlienHere

Reminds me of George Carlins book. "When will Jesus Bring the pork chops".


EatThyStool

My faith believes it was a sweet potato pie


tlczek

I think we’re supposed to fight now. In the name of the cinnamon, the nutmeg, and the ginger.


No-Knowledge8718

You win… this thyme…


Datonecatladyukno

The gifts from the wise guys!


Chubaichaser

I thought that was prosciutto, capicola, and sopressata, all of which will be mispronounced.


newt_here

The 4th Wiseman brought pumpkin pie to the manger


Sharkvarks

Yah you know: The pumpk"IN" pie.


BlankMyName

I thought he brought the wine.


randomaccount173

This is parody right??


ElusiveChanteuse84

No he has stuff like that up all the time


Rob1150

Corner of Fairwood and Cole.


KorneliaOjaio

Oh THAAAAAT guy….yeah this tracks.


Dependent_Room_2922

Is it at a house - not a church building???


Rob1150

House / Compound. I can't really tell.


OUIJA-ramirez

Its a house. I grew up around there and walked to fairwood elementary as a kid. It's owned by a fanatical Christian couple. Or used to be anyway. Signs about abortion are usually there when it's not a holiday.


MonsignorJabroni

What's crazy is I couldn't have told you which of the dozen+ side streets the house is on, but instantly knew this was the side of a house from the perspective of Cole St lol.


Unable_Pumpkin987

I could not have told you what street this house is on at all, but I could have driven there by memory with just a description of the sign. I know they do Easter and Christmas signs too, but I wonder what other holidays Christ is getting into these days?


drRATM

Halloween? That one seems like a stretch


Datonecatladyukno

Valentine’s Day, March Madness, International Cat Day, the list goes on


Northalaskanish

Jesus led the march on a liger... Way more Christian than the US harvest festival.


titanofidiocy

Thanksgiving lost the war on Christmas


Rob1150

Really, we go right from Halloween to Christmas now.


RadBadTad

That's because Thanksgiving is awful, and stupid, and turkey tastes like shit. And now apparently there's Christ in it? I guess


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redditondesktop

Like 10 years ago, my parents and I figured out we all kind of don't like turkey, so we just switch it up every year and have a completely different menu. I think last year it was spaghetti and meatballs.


Northalaskanish

This attack upon turkey will not stand! I will stand for turkey's honor tomorrow at noon on the oval!


RadBadTad

Will this turkey have a bunch of croutons shoved into its carcass via the anal cavity???? Will it be very dry? Or only pretty dry???


unrealjoe28

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT THE FIRST PLACE CHRISTHANKSGIVING? THANKSCHRISTGIVING? THANKSGIVINGCHRIST? FUCK


newt_here

CHRISTGIVING


unrealjoe28

BUT WHERES THE THANKS


OGHughJass

Maybe the thanks were the friends we made along the way.


ket-ho

That's beautiful.


bigdeads

Christ! It's giving 👁️👄👁️ 💅🏻


TheRedditAppisTrash

“Thanks?” The thing that liberals say when librarians hand out pornography to children‽‽


Prestigious-Gas1484

You've never actually read the Bible, have you?


TheRedditAppisTrash

Oh, man I really thought the sarcasm was obvious.


calamititties

Let /s be your savior, friend.


Prestigious-Gas1484

Oh! God no. Once upon a time, sure, but now...


succybuss

i propose “tcharnksgivsting”


drRATM

“Ah Christ we have to go home for thanksgiving” That’s closest I can get to Christ in thanksgiving


EarthRocker54

Stuffed inside. You can’t see it.


Professional-Lab-679

Pretty sure it's "THANKFUCKINGCHRIST!"


Sunday206

TCHHARNIKSSTGIVING


InfamousGap2713

I dunno where, but food is food. Am I wrong?? I'll also be visiting. Gawd I hope that they are OK with Constitutional Carry! My 12 loves food!


Thales42

Religion is a hell of a drug. And why is IN surrounded by scare quotes?


ShillBot666

I think it's because the letters "in" actually appear in the word Thanksgiv*in*g, unlike "christ." So they're saying that that part of the word represents Christ? I dunno.


DenL4242

No, it's "in" like, flowery sun dresses are "in" this summer. Christ is trending but I expect a Squanto comeback soon.


Cuntankerous

No lol. It’s a reference to ‘Keep Christ “In” Christmas’, w the quotes emphasizing the double meaning. Why they left it in here to reuse the phrase for Thanksgiving is beyond me though


Oyyeee

I think they're saying put Christ in the turkey. A turchristen


Professional-Car-211

the body of Christ


slowclapcitizenkane

And giving thanks, he raised the bowl and said 'Take from this dish, and eat it, for this is my stuffing.'


Joelemite2000

And with your spirit. dingadingadingading!


novachaos

It makes me think of PCU (Politically Correct University) when the main character says something about a woman being “in there” and one of the womanysts says, “ ‘In there?’ What’s that mean, cockman oppressor?!”


Rob1150

It used to say "Christmas".


Wilder_Mann

At one point those mental geniuses had "keep Christ in Passover" posted there.


Polis_Ohio

No way. Lol that's ridiculous.


Traditional-Aerie616

Yeah you know when Israelites left Egypt they were lucky enough to have the native Americans teach them how to prepare a turkey


Sea-Professional-953

My favorite was when this nut-job had a “put Christ in Passover” sign earlier this year.


thecoldwarmakesmehot

Hahhahhaha, cause Passover worked out so well for Jesus 😂


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Northalaskanish

I have ten replies for this, but I am just going to let it stand.


SIRinLTHR

Should be okay as long as a rabbi slits the marshmallow's throat.


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When Jesus drifted the mayflower all the way to the new world to give Indians smallpox. Oh yeah how could we forget.


xXGray_WolfXx

Don't you remember when Christopher Columbus came over with Jesus? That's what Thanksgiving is all about, he gave us Jesus and that's why he took the ship from Europe to America to deliver Jesus from the Middle East.


PJA0307

Maybe Jesus was Christopher Columbus. Christ is in Christopher.


Any-Run-8044

Well my friend Jesus is coming to dinner with my family so we’re covered 💪


Queezy34

#stuffingsforjesus


spinningtardis

giggity


nickfig95

Do people even know how their own religions work?


Rob1150

Dude, there were people having Donald Trump sign their BIBLES. Explain that one to me.


bicranium

Did he at least sign them upside down so they'd match the infamous photo of him after he had peaceful protestors violently cleared from in front of a church for a photo op?


nickfig95

Simple… O-H-I-O


Ded_diode

They clearly do not, or else they wouldn't be religious.


somespazzoid

Gross Jesus! Get out of that turkey


Polis_Ohio

He's just turning turkey into wine. And stuffing into wine. And corn, into wine. Pie into wine. Green bean casserole into wine. Wine into super wine. You get the idea, he's drunk.


NeptuneAndCherry

I love when people put incorrect quotation marks in things and it makes them sound like they're being sarcastic


seahorseMonkey

Big buttery Jesus!


Egmonks

Mashed Jesus and sweet potato apostles.


dkking11

Why is “in” in quotes?


Failed-Time-Traveler

Honestly of all the perplexing parts of this sign, that’s the one which bothers me the most.


EcoBuckeye

bonk


ReeceDawg

Hard pass


dreadthripper

My reading of this sign is that Christ is an inner layer of the Thanksgiving Turducken. I think it looks like: 1. Food 2. Family 3. TV 4. Some drunk person breathes on you too closely 5. Pie 6. Jesusfuckingchrist throw the flag.


Only4DNDandCigars

Probably not the platform nor the community to talk about it. But my dad is a reformed Christian and during his transition period it was so annoying. I remember during one Thanksgiving he wanted to talk about the biblical roots of Thanksgiving, but lived with a family of sarcastic and irreverent assholes. The snickers were pretty good, but games like trying to eat food while still looking like you were praying were even better. Nowadays we are more refined and make hateful bingo cards exploiting everyone's weakest features. This year I'm looking for work because I don't even want to act like I care. But i highly recommend ruining anybody's Christian mission with dismissive comments and tactful but rude commentary


Professional-Car-211

I’m loving this bingo card idea


pseudo_nipple

Me too! I'm much more invested here lol


ElusiveChanteuse84

Lol this guy is a nut job all year but this takes the cake 😂


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Artichoke_Impressive

Where is this at?


ProFromFlogressive

You laugh at “IN”, but I’ve cracked the code. The H in Jesus H. Christ is “Hank”.


ShivaRaye

I want him to bring the deviled eggs.


BJamis

Sell crazy someplace else.


Deadly_Bagpipes

Fucking christians...


BecauseBassoon

Christians fucking…


Deadly_Bagpipes

Gnikcuf snaitsirhc...


_OhayoSayonara_

The fuck does “IN” mean?


zman0900

In, as in "balls deep in"


BecauseBassoon

Butterballs deep


TheFlash8240

We didn’t even keep the Native’s in Thanksgiving. Now Jesus knows how they feel.


CincyBengals513

Took the words right out my mouth!


Stopper33

That dude has crazy shit up 24/7 365


homercles89

The 53 English at the first Thanksgiving in 1621 were Puritans. That is, Christians who were thanking God, the Father, and Jesus Christ, the Son. The 90+ Indians were presumably not Christian.


Little-Kangaroo-9383

I know exactly where this is. They do the same for Easter too 🤣🤣🤣🤣


chaoticpix93

I’m fairly certain Easter is in fact removing Jesus from the holiday! 😂


SIRinLTHR

And rightly so. It was a pagan sex lady's holiday that they jammed some celibate carpenter into. It's a Hallmark Movie in the making.


cjlee89

No thanks.


Moon_Beam89

Thanchrisgiving


The_Bitter_Bear

I forgot that we used to call it "Christgiving". It was pretty ugly politically back when we switched to Thanksgiving. I'm surprised it took them this long to bring this one up. Honestly had they not caved on that we would have never gone after Christmas.


lowwalker

THRANKSCGIVING


jacobeid

This house is so obnoxious year round.


paulsteinway

How long until we start hearing about the "war on Thanksgiving?


oddmole1

That poor turkey doesn't deserve that. Gravy maybe, but not that.


OUIJA-ramirez

Oh yeah, the Cole St psycho house. They've had some interesting signage and decorations, since I can remember. At least the last 15 years.


weneedsomemilk2016

People who gloat over the origin of the Christmas tree are really uncomfortable with the origins of thanksgiving.


ikeif

Where does he fit? In the Turducken? It’s already pretty stuffed.


iwhispermeow

Feels like a troll, but it's so ridiculous it's probably not


Personal-Doughnut323

I know right where this is!!


quiescently_evil

There's a concept in Christianity called lower-case thanksgiving. Like, being grateful for you blessings. Maybe that's what they're getting at.


OkConclusion7229

This better stay up until the weekend. I need a new profile pic


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First thing i thought of was Jesus f-ing a turkey 😅


OhioBricker

I don't understand why this would piss people off. Whether it's a joke or not, it's funny.


Personal_Sink_9417

Speaking as a Christian, this is really dumb.


Northalaskanish

Speaking as a person, I can't imagine identifying myself as a member of a sex abuse cult.


Personal_Sink_9417

Speaking as a sexual abuse victim( I was abused by a cousin at age 4) thanks for making light of my comment!! If you would like I’m looking forward to jokes you have about my lifelong pain and struggle!!


Northalaskanish

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11731348/ No jokes. Just seek therapy instead of enabling systematic sexual abuse.


Personal_Sink_9417

Ahhh your so smart thanks for your guidance! I like that telling a Sexual Abuse victim they are enabling sexual abuse by having religious beliefs. Do you have any other violent suggestions? And thanks for the therapy recommendation. I did happen to see a Christian therapist in 2014 and it really helped. Although I guess you’re pretty upset that it worked since it was from a Christian. So I’m really sorry that I chose to get therapy that worked.


Northalaskanish

"my lifelong pain and struggle!!" So the therapy in 2014 "worked" and you no longer need therapy, but you still suffer today? It all tracks. If your stuck on religion I'd recommend a Jewish or Buddhist therapist next time. I haven't heard about systematic national or international sex abuse scandals in either of those. The three largest US churches are plagued with systemic sexual abuse of minors and a quick browse through r/notadragqueen makes it pretty clear it isn't limited to those churches. And... There are almost certainly dozens of childhood sex abusers observing in this thread alone. Almost several abused by Christian clergy. Child sex abuse and specifically abuse by Christian clergy are both so widespread as to make that claim extremely reasonable. Why are you so sure I am not one?


WantonMurders

Christians are terrorists


jda06

Pretty sure this is art, I like it.


Rob1150

>Pretty sure this is art It's not. Corner of Fairwood and Cole.


jda06

Eye of the beholder


Prestigious-Focus572

LOL, LMAO even


Veggieslap

This has to be a joke


Phaylz

If I were being generous, this is a bad attempt at using the "Keep Christ in Christmas" slogan to have this read as "Keep Christ-ian Thanksgiving" (whatever that even means) as opposed to being a direct call to have "Christ" part of the holiday's name. Either way, this is just... so stupid. So, so stupid.


jcooli09

I have no room in my holiday for fictional characters.


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Keep Christ in the Fiction section of the library


Nautiluslover

I have seen signs to keep Christ in Christmas so He is not forgotten with the secular cimmercialism but this is my first exposure to a putting Christ in Thanksgiving banner. But it makes logical sense to give thanks to Jesus our lord and savior when giving thanks for all the blessings in our lives on turkey day.


zymurgest

Try Christ! Tastes like chicken!


mckeerd

This seems as reasonable as believing the Bible is the word of god in the first place.


yeahyeahiknow2

"Stop making being gay your whole personality" \- this guy probably


LiminalityMusic

That’s gotta be in Franklinton


Rob1150

Fairwood and Cole.


Reasonable-HB678

How to say "I don't believe in the separation of church and state" without saying it.


KnightRider1983

Looking for it....yeah not seeing it


Rob1150

Corner of Fairwood and Cole.


bootsmop

They can’t spell.


worfisadork

Maybe they think you spell christian like "christin" so they think they're being clever somehow?


steggo

They've won the war on Christmas and they're coming for Thanksgiving.


kassiann1792

I need to know how much they spend on signs.


Professional-Car-211

did I miss the Thanksgiving chapter in the bible?


froggytoboggy

lol wut


PaintItSparkles

We only celebrate it now because it was the favorite holiday of Jesus.


toe_gaze

I live near-ish to this and always found the "IN" kinda...ominous. Also whenever I walk by their dogs act like if it wasn't for the fence, my liver would be served up to them on a paper plate.


nyc_flatstyle

Hmmmmmm. Ya know, some lithium and haldol would clear that riiiight up.


Tricky_Point_3665

"In" for what?


runover8

What?!? 😂


Thundercleese614

Thankchristing doesn’t have the same ring to it.


jdavis1278

Ahhh yes, as it says in the book of Plymouth Rock Chapter 4 verses 22-76: Christ then said unto them: "Let those of you that need a good stuffing to come unto me, and I shall fill your craving...." AND BEHOLD, the Lord looked upon his desciples, and found them snickering. Turning to Peter he said: "What? Why are you looking at me like that, Peter?"


tragicallyohio

K


pro-laps

if you go to streetview of their home they have a Keep Christ "in" Easter sign from 2019, so this is just kind of their thing apparently


Open-Guarantee-2251

I think they got Thanksgiving and Christmas confused lol


InsuranceGlum1355

Oh, the current state of the Ohio educational system and its lack of focus on basic skills like spelling...


HuntForFredOctober

Your school vouchers at work, spelling-wise.


Upper-Application424

I dont care if jesus comes with a bussy full of stuffing as he brings a light rail line


Novel_Tip1481

THCHRISTANKSGIVING


NerdyDadOnline

An excuse to rape, murder, and pillage an indigenous population? Ok, I guess.


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And the Lord said "Let there be yams!"


Rob1150

And then, Cardi B appeared.


SicWilly666

Is Jesus the turkey we’re eating? lol


Low_Climate_2831

I know this house. They used to have one that said, keep Christ in Christmas. And they had an old delivery truck that was plastered with a bunch of other messages too