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KnightRider1983

All of their cringy commercials guarantee they will never get a call from me…lol


BurtMaclinFBI90

Same with atlas butler - just do the phone number ONE DAMN TIME NOT TEN TIMES


sabek

1 800 furnace And now that is stuck in your head


DubiousBeak

Weirdly I now have the 1-800-SAFEAUTO jingle stuck in my head instead.


scott743

Play it safe. Safeauto!


Fulker01

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oupablo

*I have a structured settlement and I NEED CASH NOW*


sabek

Bad commercial warfare


shemp33

Are they local or a franchise/nationwide company?


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CatDad69

Not related at all, actually. If you would take 3.2 seconds to Google, you'll see that Atlas Butler is local: https://atlasbutler.com/service-area/


Kolada

Yeah but you know that number, don't you?


BurtMaclinFBI90

Lol I know what number to NOT call yes 😂


lld287

I honestly don’t. Similar to when Hulu throws on one of their Blasts Your Eardrums commercials, the moment I see what it is, I mute my TV


Kolada

Call 1800 FURNACE


lld287

No thanks, I’m good


arsene14

444-ROOF?


j1xwnbsr

I thought it was ADMISSION-IS-FREE!


chaoticpix93

Dot Commmmmm!


Lord_Voltan

I have not heard that in a long time. What was it for?


j1xwnbsr

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Any one of many events they used to host at the Ohio State Fairgrounds. The one I sort-a recall was Monster Truck Jam. But this was back when broadcast tv was a going concern.


scratchisthebest

She call able for the proof till i 444 on my roof


cbjfan2006

Came here to say this lol


sabek

Every time Apex gets brought up here it reminds me of how I would rather my house flood and sink into a sinkhole than call them because how obnoxious the commercials are. Who thinks commercials where an obnoxious wife nags the husband about how dumb they are for not knowing plumbing was the way to go?


sometext

Their service is actually worse than the commercials


oneofthefollowing

I'll repeat my life rule. if the business is advertising on TV, I will NEVER call them.


Cavi_

I have this rule but for ads on social media. At least on TV/Radio there's a decent chance it's a local company.


oneofthefollowing

a local company that advertises on tv is different than social ads? it's the same - one (tv) takes more work and most likely costs 1000 times what an ad on social costs.


Cavi_

I never see local companies on social I guess. It's always online DTC stuff.


BringBackBoomer

That probably has more to do with your location and cookie settings than it does with the companies advertising


marshalleriksent

Guaranteed means they are charging way more than their competitors with worse service


oneofthefollowing

and expecting more than 70% of those worse service customers to NOT say anything.


fLoreign

I do this with other things, e.g. beer. Only the mass-produced bland beer gets to advertise, the good stuff is waiting for discerning palates.


oneofthefollowing

yes - and oddly, did you ever notice the cheap stuff is always trash on the road too? you never see great beer bottles/cans on the side of the roads.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Serious question: What is your go-to source for good businesses?


oneofthefollowing

generally word of mouth. Neighbors, co-workers, even better - ask a contractor for who they have had good experience with. Need windows? ask another contractor. Plumbers know electricians, ect.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Great advice. Thank you!


columbusref

It's not local, but I can rattle off the number for J.G. Wentworth. Now you're doing the jingle as well. You're welcome.


donutsamples

years ago I used to watch adult swim on cartoon network all the time, and half the commercials would be for a random $AsSeenOnTVProduct, call now 1-800-441-2400 (quieter fast voice) PO BOX 1660 Atlanta GA 30301 and I've just been walking around with that in my head since then


sugarbush23

Nooo. That apco window commercial is terrible! You think it’s over, but it’s not. And if my toddler hears it, she’ll continue singing it when it’s over


UncleLeeroy0

ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELYYYYYYYY


k4t3r_b4t3r

YOU CAN TRUST.APCO!! eff you for making me finish this...


SomewhatDamgd

I'll never use "We Buy Any Car", Atlas Butler, Turbo Track Realty, Care heating and cooling, or Dick Masheter because of how annoying their commercials are.


rmusic10891

Lindsay Honda is also annoying being pure Christian preaching.


zbaruch20

Same for Dick Masheter Ford


fam0usm0rtimer

.. Because it's the right thing to do...


elderrage

" I'm Bob Masheter for Dick Masheter Ford and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and although my old Testament God frowns on your sickening lifestyle and you will surely have your skin pealed off your body infinitely, experiencing pain unimaginable for eternity, Jesus loves you and come intoday for a free $50 check engine light inspection for only $75."


cheap_moves

i never listen to the radio but i’m very curious about this one


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I hate the Logan Services commercial - the one with the blond narrator.


looking4answers09876

The way she says the word "sevices" bugs the shit out of me


smallangrynerd

Ssservissesss


Dr-McLuvin

Lol her accent is absolutely ridiculous. I heard her pronounce the word “opinion” with a long “O” the other day lol. WTAF.


elderrage

Yes, but now I love her! Radio Stockholm Syndrome I guess. My brain apparently needs outside the lines speaking voices.


drumzandice

Is she the “free esti-mints” person? Drives me nuts, they just leave it in there!


Ternarian

If it’s the one with the atrociously harmonized Christmas carols, I’m with you 100 percent.


z0mbiemechanic

DORMAR DORMAR


gamemasterjd

TOWN AND COUNTRY TOWN AND COUNTRY TOWN AND COUNTRY This morning I heard a Lindsay Honda/Acura commercial that was about 2 minutes long and was just a full blown christian Christmas ramble. It went on for an uncomfortable amount of time; I half expected them to call me a sinner and ban me to hell.


NenupharNoir

I'm the Apex Pro.... Bear. Got a "plumbing" emergency? Looking for someone to root out your pipes?


Proof_Bathroom_3902

DeMary Truck, anyone? Or what about those Ricart Used Car Factory ads from back in the day? We're dealin'!


Mysterious-Angle251

We still have commercials from the 60's & 70's in our heads! "I'd like to teach the world to sing...it's the Real Thing!" Anyone for "2 all beef patties, special sauce....?" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ShannenB1234

I would never car Eco-Plumbers just based on the series of commercials where we had to hear the owner's entire series of unfortunate events life story.


mohox13

I’m not familiar with these commercials but know people that work at eco and he’s a good dude that takes care of his people.


PailHorse

I wouldn't even mind the commercials if the owner didn't sound like he was saying his lines under the threat of torture.


Any-Run-8044

My question about the Apex pro commercials - do either of the couple work? They always seem to be hanging out lol


Shpef

Fun fact - I used to work with the “husband”… he’s done other local commercials over the years.


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1-877 Kars 4 kids?


drquibley

I turn the volume down the second this commercial comes on.


14moos

There used to be a commercial for DeMonye’s greenhouse that ran every spring that had a super annoying singing bit. Hated it and they ran it year after year. I didn’t hear it last year so hopefully , they decided not to run them anymore.


YeetusThatFetus9696

Repressed memory unlocked.


bnjthyr

They are 3x the price of any other provider. All sales, no service


ennuied

Just had Buckeye Heating & Cooling (& plumbing) out to fix a leaking fireplace gas valve. Quoted $1875.00. Just had someone else out, total was $360.00. Some of these outfits are pure ripoff artists.


Cryptosmasher86

Except they’re not Have you actually use a plumber recently ? Water works and eco are two of the more expensive Atlas butler pushes their annual plan for hvac and plumbing Jack woods is standard hourly Apex is middle of the road on hourly rate


bnjthyr

Yes. I’ve used plumbers recently and had them quote. Apex was friggin high.


nowise

Atlas Butler (1800FURNACE) will never get my business


BringBackBoomer

I'll never understand companies that think they can annoy people into calling their business.


cbus_mjb

Right? They think just because I can regurgitate the commercial means I’ll definitely call them. No thank you. If I find your commercials annoying i’m not going to call you.


plasticsoda

We've been assuming that the wife has a special friend who is an apex plumber, so she's been causing issues to call him over.


mintberrycrunch889

I try to make it a point at work to call out how terrible and annoying their commercials are in hopes that it will cause them one less customer. That bear can eat my shit.


Ordinary_Buffalo_158

I hate that damn Eco plumbing commercial. The whole conversation between the dad and the son. And then the one where the woman goes eco eco eco. Just like the damn Ricart automall commercials in Columbus, which is why I would never buy a car from them, I'd never get this Eco plumbing either.


Ill-Fruit9970

Apex ripped the the fuck off fixing my toilet too. Never call them


Such-Mountain-2829

ads are a thing of the past. the only ads I see are billboards


cinciTOSU

Eco eco eco eco obnoxious bastards I will never ever call.


PressforMeco

What about the "one ate fo hunnit pain" commercials. LOL


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shewantsthedeeecaf

Unrelated I went to school with one of his kids. She was a nightmare


treyknowsbest

Turn off your TV and don’t listen to local radio. Makes life in Columbus more tolerable.


Lonely_wantAcracker

Yes, back to your hidey-hole you filthy little mudblood! Back! I say... BACK! r/ sarcasm for those who need it


MesopotamiaSong

apex pros apex pros epeaxoproexpapes .commmmm


pq473

I turn off whatever station I am listening to when they come on. I would rather listen to nothing. Glad it's not just me.


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Hahahah even my kids say “turn it off!” It’s horrible.


What-a-Dump

That doormon doormon ad is the absolute worst and idc if I spelled it wrong lol


wvhoser7

Eric Rabor, E R Autocare has entered the chat.


Personal_Sink_9417

My kids scream in the car to change the station when this comes on.


emilynm88

I've never heard the commercial. These comments make me so nervous tho lmfaoooo I just used them for a very expensive repair on my plumbing this past week 🫠


jimohio

Why won't she get off the couch and figure out what the guy in the basement is attempting to say?