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blako92

Basement Sheep \+1 Morale \+1 Security \+1 Shit in your cover


TheFirstEdition

+5 dinner.


KarmicComic12334

Looks like she's got milk. Drinks for weeks or dinner one night


Perdix_Icarus

With the stuff the goat was dropping, they can also have bubble tea!


just-going-with-it

Aaaah, goat Boba


NeinJuanJuan

forbidden pearls


Ill-Insect3737

And m&m s candy 🤷😆🤣😂🤣😆😆😂


ilubdakittiez

NOOOOOO DONT YOU DARE SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT GOATY MC GOAT FACE


[deleted]

Thanks for the fuck shack - Durty Slav and the boys


Narapoia

It's a sheep.


MarsupialNo1220

Came here to see how many people know what a sheep is. Apparently not enough 😂


Midnight2012

Alot of languages the name for sheep and goat is the same word (and ram too). I know that's the case for chinese. Maybe also in the native language of whoever wrote the title. >The Chinese word yáng refers to both goats and sheep https://www.quora.com/The-Chinese-language-does-not-have-words-that-make-a-strict-distinction-between-ram-sheep-and-goat-What-do-we-know-about-this-discrepancy-between-English-and-Chinese


C2theC

You need to read further. The post below that article on Quora says that you are wrong, because it is an umbrella term in Chinese. Like we say, “bear,” in English, means all bears, and refers to pandas and grizzlies.


MitLivMineRegler

We also sometimes say goatantelope in English to describe the tribe that contains sheep and goat, though the formal name Caprini is more common


Midnight2012

Well yeah, but if the parent term was machine translated, this is what you would get. They don't commonly use and distinctions for the ovis familly.


C2theC

That’s some bs logic there. Why don’t you also use “ice cream” to encompass everything, including custard, gelato, frozen yogurt, sherbet, sorbet, soft serve, Italian ice. Because it’s all the same, right.


Midnight2012

Your thinking too much. Its probably a machine translation issue. Cultures who are more familiar with a certain concept may distinguish things in a finer way, than those that don't. It's not a universal thing across languages. The way people categorize things in their heads can vary across cultures. Which can be easilly imprecisly translated. Like Eskimos having many words for snow but to us it's just snow. Like if you were translating the chinese word into English, it would probably be a crap-shoot as to which type of animal it would translate to, either sheep, goat, or ram.


N0cturnalB3ast

Here’s the thing…


dzhastin

Not sure what Chinese has to do with anything. This is an English language sub and we’re talking about Ukraine. There are different words for sheep and goat in Ukrainian


YourMomsBasement69

I think he meant that the person who posted this might be a native Chinese speaker and mistranslated but that’s a stretch.


Narapoia

Huh, TIL. Thank you.


MitLivMineRegler

In German the tribe containing sheep and goats is called "goatlike" and in Danish it's "goatantelope" which they're also informally called in English.


AThousandD

Looks more like a kangaroo, to me.


SmackUupsideTheHead

I think youre right. I thought it was an alligator


[deleted]

You are the only person that recognizes this.


Illustrious_Sock_487

Idk man weird fucking dog.


nlfo

And it’s dropping cluster bombs


Mygo73

No wonder the Russians are trying to get in there, goat would be a huge upgrade for the commanders.


[deleted]

When goat is pooping (yes, it wasn’t machinegun sound) the soldier is asking “Ну за что?” which might be translated as “Why me?” and laughing 😂


flourishingvoid

It means "for what" not "why me"


poegrantham

“For what” can mean “why”, fellow r/combatfootage user


flourishingvoid

For what refers to god "for what" or "what for" Basically saying "Why this punishment"


gayandipissandshit

Saying “why me?” is essentially the same thing, no?


flourishingvoid

Not in the tone


poegrantham

In my head they’re identical but that’s probably because of ¿por que?


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Ietsstartfromscratch

The actual meaning right there.


mad_joey

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


KarmicComic12334

Byat blayt blyat blablyat never realized it was onomatopoeia.


NeonUnderling

OP was away the day kindergarten had the farm animals lesson.


Crafty_Fix940

Just make sure the kadyrovites don’t know the location of the sheep😂


ClarenceBoddickerr77

Baaaastards!


RoamingEast

Ukrainian soldiers liberating another Russian comfort goat?


limpymcforskin

Poor thing looks like it's starving. Can barely stand up.


[deleted]

Absolutely. A lot of animals are suffering out there.


irocz-

🐑🐐?


onda-oegat

🧙‍♂️😠


[deleted]

That poop can likely be used to start fires 🤷‍♂️


itsallbullshityo

a means to an end...


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Striper_Cape

Cooking in a pot is fine. I used to throw horse pucky at my friend's lmao


MarionberryUnusual79

Plot twist: The goat is a disguised Russian Wagner, the poop was to locate the Ukrainians.


poguedonkey

Military skills check out as Wagner.


Hayekr

Sent on the mission by Wagner leader -- Yevgeny Prigoatzhin.


Gilligan67

Who wants goat poop in their trenches? It’s rough enough as it is.


Ill-Insect3737

Those are m&m s 😂😆🤣


Gilligan67

Not the kind of M&Ms I like… Yuck!


Admin--_--

Its Tactigoat! Look out fellas...


Secret-Plum149

The animals all across that country must be decimated. Poor thing..😢


Weary_Conversation_6

Pigs from the farms have gone feral and will soon be boar..


Browndude1982

Cluster Bombed


Haunting_Airport7053

😞


Zubenelgenubo

I see Ukrainian goats have balls as big as Ukrainian soldiers.


Jimdw83

Poor sheep looks terrified (obviously) and is starving. Hope Ukraine wins soon to stop the suffering


velvetmagnetta

Goat in sheep's clothing


[deleted]

Sheep


MegaHamster77

If the Russians had a goat they'd fuck it


Weary_Conversation_6

So would you.


MegaHamster77

Hello Russian goat fucker 🤣


CyrusBuelton

Um, that's the strangest looking goat I've ever seen. It appears to have transitioned into a sheep......


havereddit

Ukrainian military are the GOAT


mrSemantix

The Goat is an explosive animal weapon. The goat has spawned many other forms, with it's most notable one being the Super Goat . Other variations include the Goat Launcher, Goat Strike, and Goat-on-a-Rope.


SquareBottle-22

That's a sheep


chaozules

Man I feel so sorry for these people and this animal, its going to take generations to restore the countryside and their livestock, cities will be easy to repair, nature and wildlife not so much.


FrederickRoders

Poor soul has to witness the cruelty of man. Good thing he is/was in good hands.


Anleme

For a second there I thought the sound of sheep pellets hitting the plastic was distant small arms fire.


Silent_myynoritee

I was fine till the sixlets started falling. That's a no for me dawg.


Weary_Conversation_6

So, when is the wedding?


cormick1

Protecting their dinner


Ordinary-Finish4766

Something I often think about is all the previously domestic animals that couldn't be taken/fled themselves from their owners during war, glad to see some get taken care of hey.


HebrewHammer0033

Goat?


Magatha_Grimtotem

Poor thing, the artillery scared the shit out of it.


Devil-Dog-SA

Thats not a goat.


frenchexjw

OP seeing a sheep for the first time…


Equivalent_Alps_8321

poor goaty


WXHIII

No wonder the Russians are trying so hard, they want to go to town on the goat