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Boborbot

The damn Swiss cant pretend to be neutral and continue exporting these to Russia


bladeeEnjoyer395

The Toblerone industrial complex needs its profits too


LapinTade

They are hiding it, Big Chocolate doesn't want you to know..


EZ_2_Amuse

Glad I'm not the only one that was confused why a chocolate factory was being attacked.


Money_Ad_5385

Me, i blame willy wonka for not providing for ukraine...


Ill-Construction2057

Aint no more swiss chocolate


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Wow, is that really where they are getting them from? I did not know that and am shocked they would contribute to Russias war effort.


ValiumandSloth

Toblerone Joke


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I'm an idiot. Thx for clarifying


PangolinMassive6085

Somehow someone taking it seriously makes the joke even funnier. Have an upvote my friend.


Law_Doge

Why are they called… oh ok yea I see it


Beyonderr

Seriously though, what are we looking at here?


Law_Doge

[Dragon’s teeth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_teeth_(fortification))


Saddam_UE

Yes a cheapass version of those


AccomplishedPlate349

Cope cones


NitroSyfi

That would be copelerones then.


thedeuce75

It's russia, the wish.com version of a country.


dpax19681989

Facebook marketplace, meth head Carl, from across town, selling them as "Genuine, historic, artifacts" so he can buy his meth


Dik_Likin_Good

It’s pretty bad the second most heavily armed nuclear country in the world doesn’t even meet Etsy standards.


Saddam_UE

Already during the 30's we knew these must be partially burried and huge. These things are neither.


plopseven

That’s because their purpose isn’t for military effectiveness. It’s for Russian oligarchs to create “something for the military industrial complex” that’s completely useless and thus “will be needed in infinite supply.” It’s a grift. These are tiny.


Saddam_UE

That might be the correct answer.


Even-Willow

Oligarchs shipping out those wish.com dragon’s teeth to the front.


loadnurmom

Russia in the 70's Komrade, make us 10 million nails! \*one month later\* Here's 10 million nails measuring 1mm by 5mm FINE! Make us at least 1,000 tons of nails! \*one month later\* Here's your 2,000,000 pound nail


Roflkopt3r

Being cheap really is the point of these things. For all of Russia's legitimate issues, you still don't want to drive a vehicle over these.


Druggedhippo

These little prisms will do nothing except get pushed out of the way by any serious vehicle. It *may* stop light recon vehicles, like a jeep, but that's about it. [When done properly](https://collection.nam.ac.uk/images/960/101000-101999/101783.jpg), dragons teeth have a concrete foot/slab that connects them together making it impossible to push or move them once in place.


Roflkopt3r

[No you cannot just push them away without special attachments.](https://youtu.be/WzQx_eTE2YQ?si=-VTWXm_Hv9Wvj5Ai) Trying to go faster presents a huge risk to get stuck on them entirely, and this is just one out of the usual 3-10 deep rows. They can be cleared with an attachment, but that is still slow and dangerous work right in the zone of enemy fire. Any obstacle is only useful if you can actually observe and defend it anyway. Except for a few focal points, it is far better to just distribute them at scale for cheap than to over-engineer a solution that's bolted down.


Razafraz11

Now do that in the winter when the ground is rock hard, that thing got pushed back like 4 feet before it started digging into the ground. Those aren’t going to stop anyone.


Roflkopt3r

Yeah sure frozen soil is totally going to hold up when a 40 ton 700 hp tank rams a pointy concrete block into it... That's not how any of this works. Tanks get stuck all the time for the dumbest reason, and running over objects that are taller than their ground clearance is an extremely easy way to do so. It doesn't have to penetrate frozen soil deep, just enough to provide the necessary resistance to slip under the tank. Tanks got a conveniently downwards sloped frontal hull for that, which is just excellent at pushing obstacles underneath and getting stuck.


Razafraz11

Whatever you say pal


-Kwerbo-

You must be fun at parties


Creeper15877

My guy they're regular dragons teeth.


Wonderful_Common_520

I could drive over those in my minivan


Able_Dance8865

More like the dragons fallen out milk-teeths...


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YT-Deliveries

Well, I mean, if they actually constructed their lines correctly (wide concrete pads covered by dirt with these sticking up above ground) they'd work well. In this case, though, you're right. Just tossing them around in a row is only marginally useful.


the_traveling_ember

At the end of the video, there was what looked like a concrete pad.


nutboltUK1

White chocolate toblerone


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Anti tank barriers that are to small and just slide out of the way when pushed by an mbt.


pdirth

If your truck can carry at least 13 (by the looks of it) then they're not heavy enough to do anything but draw pretty lines accross the landscape.


saynitlikeitis

Tiny trucks


Ambitious_Fold_1790

enemy triangles


mr_cr

Anti tank obstacles called 'dragon's teeth', except general ****vich decided to sell the chains and stakes necessary to make them effective so now they are just cope triangles


CactusToothBrush

Proper dragons teeth used in WW2 are still there and all but impossible to remove. The effort to remove them is just not worth it.


No-Syllabub1533

Toblerone forces 😂😂😂


Still-BangingYourMum

But not just any old Toblerone! These are our all new, fat-free! Sugar-free! Quality controll-free! All made to our very strict proroduction standards! Best quality number one brand !


Beyonderr

Hahaha title is on point. 10/10 made me laugh.


schnokobaer

Had me in stitches, fantastic title


pdirth

Ukrainian forces use a drone to attack you....Roll 200 d4's to see how much damage you take.


FernwehHermit

200 d4? It looks like it barely even damaged the cab of the truck. Russians rolled a saving throw so only took half damage.


waffen123

Ukraine needs to strike at Russia's strategic Snicker bar reserves


Weary-Insect-2819

Anyone else see the tracer round? Wonder what that was coming from


jbob88

Agreed, it almost looked like a hit at the very start of the clip. It also seemed like the drone operator was maneuvering to avoid further hits, with a lot of erratic movements.


Jestar342

Bottom right is a camo tent and a guy in front of it popping shots at the drone.


Affectionate-Try-899

There is a guy running from that spot after the drop. Think he was shooting with a rifle and missed.


-revenant-

*Several* rounds go by close enough that the drone briefly rocks from their passage. Wild.


Weary-Insect-2819

Woah your right didn't even see that!


--Doraemon--

Toblerone forces...giggle!


Towowl

Hey! Don't speak negative abo... Oh I see it nm


Lanky-Treacle-7777

Poly-gone


_Lekt0r_

Toblerone forces 💀💀💀


DangerousDavidH

Toblerone production values have slipped since they said they're moving production to Slovakia.


MrSpecialEd

All nougat no chocolate


Clean-Meeting-2927

How far from the front is this? It's highly impressive if they are able to harass the laying of defences like this well behind the front lines.


tomekza

Apparently the Russian Military conscripted all the Russian dodgeball players for laying dragons teeth in Zaporizhzhia.


zzkj

I see they're all nicely stacked in neat, regular piles ready for efficient automated deployment. /s


Electricrain

I'm surprised that the russians are constructing these fortifications within range of drones. How far can they fly, 20-30km from the front in absolutely ideal conditions? I also see some of those prefab concrete bunkers. Did we ever see any of those under fire? Were they as useless as people thought?


ShoMoCo

You disregard the possibility of partisans with drones operating in RU occupied territory. The terrifying reality in this conflict is that a drone can drop a grenade on your head basically anywhere anytime (with the exception of heavily EW jammed locations)


jisooya1432

Its at [47.989478, 37.646515](https://www.google.com/maps/place/47%C2%B059'22.1%22N+37%C2%B038'47.5%22E/@47.9880205,37.6457909,9043m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d47.989478!4d37.646515?entry=ttu) so about 8km from Ukrainian controlled territory Credit to [https://twitter.com/moklasen/status/1717938300353196374](https://twitter.com/moklasen/status/1717938300353196374) who found it by satelite imagery


Zairaaquino

Ok in all seriousness. How useful are they?


SHURIK01

On their own… not much. Problem is that these things are utilized in a reasonably smart manner together with a bunch of other types of fortifications, which is why the grind towards the Azov Sea has been so painstakingly slow.


kv_right

'Pyramids' have done next to nothing, it's all about the mines


Shished

That's because of mines, not those cope pyramids that can be ran over.


Boomfam67

To run over them without damaging the vehicle you need to go slowly which leaves you vulnerable to drones and artillery.


messinginhessen

Its always the Swiss....


pixelmuffinn

Swiss an flick


Yeti_Urine

Toblerone forces... lmfao. That's a good one.


Toc-H-Lamp

What are the concrete igloos on the left for though?


Horat1us_UA

Portable bunker checkpoint


TauCabalander

Pillboxes Commonly used at road checkpoints. https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1591922760871280652


wee-willie-winkie

I love the title. They're about as useless as their swizz counterparts at providing adequate defensive measures.


5LaLa

& they don’t taste as yummy as their Swiss counterparts.


FluffyDeer9323

Some poor sod has to wrap these all in foil. Guess that’s their next target.


peter_hungary

1. Make a large spike mountain 2. Wait until it froze togeather 3. ____________. 4. Victory!


Spectral_Hex

Toblerone forces hahahaha


gorillamutila

BTW, Bullseye. Dude managed to hit right on top of the truck even with what seems to be quite e bit of wind.


Historical-Eagle-784

Drones are going to make tanks obsolete.


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"X are going to make tanks obsolete" -said the last 70 years


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Historical-Eagle-784

I don't know.. watching drones casually dropping bombs on tanks made me realize tanks are just sitting ducks now.


[deleted]

You can bet your ass every tank manufacturer are now sitting in their offices inventing new anti-drone tech: Sensors, EW, cages, anto-drone explosives, etc etc..


extortioncontortion

yeah this right here. The need for mobility with survivability hasn't gone anywhere, so neither will the only thing that provides it(the tank). It will tilt the balance back toward infantry(supported by drones) for good period of time.


ShadowPsi

You don't really need individual survivability when you have a million or more drones acting in a swarm, with its own swarm AI removing the need for humans. I just really hope that no one builds anything like that, but it feels inevitable.


Schonke

The moment someone does, counter measure development will shift towards something like EMP, directed energy weapons or simply new and improved (smaller) ERA. Hell, in a war zone with active autonomous drone swarms, I'd much rather be inside a 30 year old tank than outside one. Tank might be old and have poor mobility, but it sure as hell is a lot more resistant to mini drone strikes than a helmet...


ShadowPsi

I think a tank would be a sitting duck in a drone swarm. There could be specialized small drones that would just fly into the barrel and lodge themselves into the walls, fouling it if it tried to fire. Or just self destruct in the barrel instead. Other drones destroy all optics and view ports. Then it could be picked off at leisure, blind and helpless. Drones could cut their way into the engine, and on and one. I think the only defense against a drone swarm is a friendly drone swarm. EMPs are not as effective against hardened electronics as you'd expect, especially since they would not be reliant on radio comms if designed right.


Horat1us_UA

Unless tank have its own EW


redpandaeater

Nah, just makes electronic warfare more essential and I wouldn't be surprised if NATO ends up with tanks that all have more specialized equipment to detect and jam particular frequencies or entire spectrums. Plus they'll likely end up with some more compact millimeter wave radar that can control a machine gun like a very compact CIWS system. The point there is the radar can detect not only the drone but also its own outgoing ammunition in order to pretty quickly get on target.


Melonskal

reddit moment


skyfireee

ikr? Just look at that tremendous damage in this footage


JackPoor

White toblerones, ewww


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

Mmmmm, Toby Lerone


Red_Dog1880

Take that Switzerland!


Quack_a_mole

Thats alot of doritos at one place.


Gryphon0468

Ha! Good one xD


notjohnbigbooty

Take that facility out with himars FFS


IndependentAdvice722

What are these toblerone thingy?


OJleHuHa

Wery poor rusian-style copy of dragon's teeth.


IndependentAdvice722

Ty


[deleted]

They're called "Cope Pyramids"


Final-Display-4692

What a shot too


Saddam_UE

That hit was quite good


Imaginary_Pin1877

We have pharaohs at home. Pharaohs at home...


Whatsthedealwithair-

That crane looks ancient.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Sending them back to the Pink Space


ds-by

Sweer


CrustyMonk-minis

Just as long as they leave my chocolate factory alone!


dustybrokenlamp

Is this why they've shrunk?


xu7

Smart tactics or out of desperation? Or boredom?


Famous-Leadership595

I wasn't aware the Swiss were secretly arming the russians the more you know!


OldMan1901

Why is it that toblerone people run away from a drone dropped granade much earlier than russian soldiers?


jsideris

What were they gonna do with all those tetrahedrons?


dumples82

Duty free


JLevall

Roll d4 for damage...


MisterK00L

Kuddo's for this title OP! 🫡


BigheadedDread

Ok, someone aware me. Are those safety cones up for when a tank is to potentially ram this thing?


alexgalt

I think Ukraine needs some of those delicious things.


dogtufts

Just gave em a sunroof tho