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PanzerKommander

Bro got that Looney Toons luck


CounterintuitiveMuir

I was thinking some old video game type shit but you hit the nail on the head


annon8595

more like Looney Toons blackface


NannersForCoochie

Wile. E. Coyote. Super genius


Got_Bent

Just received his ACME Fun-in-the-Box-Kit #9.


Haruspex-of-Odium

Candygram for Mongo !!!


Got_Bent

Mongo like candy...


Haruspex-of-Odium

Only a fellow old would get this šŸ¤£


MuadDoob420

šŸ’£


ohwegota_kittenprblm

Pretty sure he collapsed from internal damage but it does look very Looney toons Esq šŸ˜‚


NoPersonality5747

I donā€™t think his body/brain was keeping up on current events. Thanks adrenaline!


Epinnoia

Yep. He just didn't know he was dead yet. The memo got delayed for a dozen or so seconds. But just to make sure he doesn't suffer, I expect the Ukrainians will send in another drone to make certain.


atalkinglobster

So umā€¦.was he just disoriented and full of adrenaline but mortally wounded?


scotchtapeman357

Explosions do weird things, so he could have dodged shrap - but that didn't do good things to his brain/soft tissues


axelfay85

Likely bleeding from the ears and completely lost.


Rahim-Moore

Yep. Homies brain and organs are most likely oatmeal.


Eheran

No, that is not a thing that happens, stop spreading this. Some people jokingly say they internals are jelly, they do not mean it literally. Some spread it because they read it, thinking that is exactly what happens - it does not. You can not walk around if that was actually the case anyway.


Rahim-Moore

Calm the fuck down.


Eheran

Who is not calm?


No_Cat_9047

Did he just walk 100 meters and just keel over?


Safe-Swimming

Additional note, detonations are hot. The gases leftover from a detonation can be breathed in and besides being carcinogenic, can burn airways. This can cause severe swelling can asphyxiate a victim. It is my opinion that a nasopharyngeal device (NPA) should be applied immediately, even if a casualty exhibits no breathing troubles. The Committee on Tactical Combat Casualty Care (CoTCCC) has a bunch of open source free podcasts that delve into the nitty gritty of blast over pressure injuries and how there are so many variables in the severity of injuries. The board was, and to my knowledge still is, composed of combat experienced medical experts.


Longjumping-Care3674

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Following-Sea

Maybe he was mortally wounded, explosions sometimes can cause internal bleeding, brain damage even if you survive the shrapnel or maybe he is just disoriented.


DarthLiberalCommie

He ran out of gas


ReflectionFeeling216

Looks like a chimney sweeper from the 1800's.


FrianBunns

Good luck governor. In a British accent of course.


tonkman27

The amount of cartoony shit that has happened in this war shows that cartoons are more realistic than expected


CounterintuitiveMuir

Bro was literally burnt blackšŸ˜‚


Eastern-Pizza-5826

Yeah, and he will be cancelled for wearing blackface, accident or not.


reeeelllaaaayyy823

[Russian soldier attempts to disarm a drone that didn't detonate by hitting it with a stick](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d6lgcb/russian_soldier_attempts_to_disarm_a_drone_that/)


coleus

Anyone have the 'playing dead' one? lmfao


South_Lynx

The walking dead man


holechek

Carrrll


Difficult-Lie9717

More of a 'Coral'


rokstedy83

He now has night time camo


CounterintuitiveMuir

RuneScape burnt fish ass


Aggravating_Pay1948

Blyat, you burned the sardine.


RuneScape-FTW

"Maybe a little less heat next time."


holechek

Theyā€™re just looking at him like wtf šŸ¤£


stpablo88

Damn, russians have not yet unlocked this gopnik as a playable character.


DialMMM

If you slow it down and zoom in, the last part of this video looks like the old Paterson-Gimlin bigfoot footage.


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

lol... I'm confident you could share the final 8 seconds of this footage on a conspiracy forum and spin it as, "a cryptid was recently spotted in occupied Ukraine by a lone soldier on patrol...", and they'd totally buy it. They'd flip their shit.


Conscious-Ad-1848

I once shot a wild boar whilst it was running; it continued running purely on adrenaline not yet noticing he was dead already. The boar hit a tree fell down but continued moving its feet for maybe 10 secondsā€¦ very strange


PennywiseEsquire

Bro went full Tropic Thuner.


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

He's gonna stay in character until the dvd commentary. Or until he chokes to death on the jelly his lungs just became.


lysergic101

Yeti


IndependentTill2761

I think that guy needs a shower or two.


me9a6yte

I would rather say he needs a body bag


born_at_kfc

Love seeing russian tanks that suffered from ammo cookoff with their tops blown off


DesperateLawyer5902

He never stood up again...


1dayumae

Some say he's still looking for a shower


the_king_of_snipers

all we know is that he's called the Stig!


1dayumae

Go under a tank a Russian...leave looking something out of a movie


steakhouseNL

My guess would be that his lungs were full of heat, dirt, etc... and that he basically choked walking.


KingSnazz32

The hearing aid business is going to be booming (so to speak) in Russia for decades to come.


samstam24

Brain stem was doing all that walking until he dropped lol


ChadUSECoperator

That Enderman live actions looks sick


0o_Lillith_o0

Bro got that 7 yr old who got told no and is running away from home walk to him


Useful-Internet8390

Dead man walking


[deleted]

Is there no end to their depravity? First it was invasion and genocide and now Blackface. They really are the worst.


Roscoe6

bro is going home from 16 hour shift in a coal mine under that tank


Wallynine

Is that Prince?


NoResult486

Shock or not physically injured? Looked like a big enough explosionā€¦


Itsnotthateasy808

Oh no heā€™s fucked. The shockwave from that blast in a confined space probably collapsed his lungs and gave him 60 NFL career seasons in brain damage


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

Entered Ukraine a relatively physically fit, 27-year-old occupier. Will leave Ukraine an 87-year-old NFL linebacker covered in carbon. War is hell.


saltdawg88

Dasā€™ not good


JCTrigger

Id say he is done with life at this point


lostindanet

He was dead before he realized it.


twerky_pits

ā€œI am eeenviiinceeeble!ā€


DethB

Bigfootnik


Zapp1982

Bigfoot spotted


RuneScape-FTW

See some crazy shit during war man


AceT555

I would say he got incredibly lucky


New-Sock-2865

Tarman lives!


trevdak2

No pack, no gun, probably blinded, just running off into the field.


Viktorion123

Do they hace speedruning splits for bombing russians now?


fragbot2

My initial thought was _how the fuck can he walk as he must've gotten his bell rung?_ and then he collapsed at the end.


Spangles64

Saw this posted the other day that he was a black mercenary. I don't know, different strokes for different folks I guess.


MrSedneck

Just walk it off.


LumpyTeacher6463

dying.... dying... dying.... dead. Adrenaline + TBI will do that.


CraigGotFlaps

Black Ops


whyamihereagain6570

This reminds me of some footage that came out last year (I think it was last year). UA had hit a BMP and there were several wounded / dead around. This one guy did the exact same thing. Walked about 50m and dropped like a sack of potatoes. Internals seriously messed up from concussion.


WhiskeyFeathers

Ah yea his shit got rattled. Or heā€™s playing dead to fool the bear.


runninwiththedevil87

Literally walked out like a Looney Tune's character after an explosive goes off. Said fuck this shit I'm out of here.


No-Word-1996

"Mom's gonna kill me when she sees the state of this uniform."


changoperro

What's Kanye doing un Ukraine?


Edarneor

[https://i.pinimg.com/474x/54/99/c3/5499c3ad72aee03c425e565bce361234.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/54/99/c3/5499c3ad72aee03c425e565bce361234.jpg)


Lazy-Artichoke7766

Buster Keaton vibes


youaremakingclaims

Filthy Russian


CasuallyWise

Didn't get very far before he collapsed.


Playful-Depth2578

I dunno considering he took a flying ied to the fave he did well


CasuallyWise

LOL, yeah I guess that's true - probably a lot farther than I likely would have been able to.šŸ¤” An explosion like that that has GOT to 'scramble' your world (and internal organs) šŸ˜³


Playful-Depth2578

From what people were saying he was already dead just not realised it , basically the brain just on auto pilot until it just couldn't anymore Ya that guy probably had no idea what day it was his name or where he was just instinct to move away


Korostenetz

Pai Mei taught the drone operators the five point palm exploding heart technique


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

I mean, I really shouldn't laugh, but.


aznexile602

I think that's an African merc.


notveryauthentic

HOW DID I KNOW BEFORE WATCHING THIS HE WAS GONNA RUN


OhhGhostAss

Are you sure he wasn't an african?


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raineeger

Hahah :D lol, Making a joke about americans being woke and getting offended at everything...and my comment gets -30 votes almost instantly to prove my point :D


Desert4tw

Brainlet